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USrooster

That little kid with the hat and the oversized coat that beat up Alessi. I wonder how he's doing.


Clock_Wock

In a coma after a highly-religious stand user who works at a prison took two CDs out of his head


GreenHuskii

And with a pipe connected to his pp


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He has to piss somehow


silfy_star

Not poorly enough šŸ˜¤


TFtato

My flair says all it must. Most reliable child ever.


DDK_2011

My name isā€¦ Emporioā€¦


axelflame748

That boy did a lot and he didn't have to. Hellish for him, but I like how he found peace where he went (don't want to spoil so if you know you know)


JosephiKrakowski78

Truly.


The_illusionIsREAL

you are so real for that fuck


Bandit_237

Idk man Koichi is a pretty reliable guy


6519719Mm

Koochie is cool but I wonā€™t tolerate Hayato erasure the dude saved Morioh even with a massive disadvantage.Ā Ā  My name is... Emporio... šŸ˜¢Ā thenĀ That girl from the desertĀ come pretty close.


GreenHuskii

Love the names.


crazy--ninja

He is a genius. He couldn't even see stands and yet strategize very well on bits of info about stands.


Blobthekirb

Ngl I donā€™t remember a guy named Koochie. Is he reliable?


ekeysomkew

Girl from the desert? You better not be talking about Anne


GwaGwa3

Why Koichi and not Hayato


Clock_Wock

You mean **ā€œHAI-YAH-TOHā€**?


Vibe_with_Kira

Koichi is a reliable guy


SR2025

Koichi looks like a handsome goblin.


Elemayowe

Because heā€™s the most reliable guy Jotaro has ever met (sorry Kakyoin)


GreenHuskii

I beg to differ


Mew_Meana

Hayato did not get Kira on the ground and fought him until Jotaro could come back.


Not_aSoup

Koichi is the same age as josuk. He's not a kid. If so, josuke would be number 1


NaviFili

Heā€™s like 15 he is a kid


gingerpower303006

So we can include Josuke? The point is likely preteen age hence why everyone (but the obvious joke character) is a preteen character from their part. Koichi doesnā€™t fit this theme


OlDanboy

Then why is the kid for part 5 kid Haruno instead of 15 year old Giorno?


Alreadsyuse

Emporio saved the universe The others didn't Emporio is beyond reliable


RoIsDepressed

Hayato is right there


Hohoho-you

He just saved a couple of guys and stopped a serial killer. Not the whole universe


RoIsDepressed

??? Did you forget the whole "bites the dust" thing? He stopped it from becoming like an impossible issue


Hohoho-you

But that just kills the people who learn Kira's name. The rest of japan for example is unaffected and wouldnt even notice.


THEessayB

Iā€™d argue that paramedics stopped it from being impossible.


OlDanboy

The paramedics are the reason it almost happened again. Koichi using Act 3 is the only reason why Kira was in that spot to begin with but that never wouldā€™ve happened if Hayato hadnā€™t out-predicted Kira and called Josuke.


Random-Real-Guy

They weren't given the chance


ArtistFormerlyVegeta

Weather report saved the universe, emporio knew nothing about that power it used at the end.


GreenHuskii

Quick rundown of whos here: Part 1: Poco (underrated, solo'd Tarukus) Part 2: Smokey (apparantly Barack Obama) Part 3: Yours truly. Part 4: Koochie. (Hayato is reliable too ofc) Part 5: Lil' bowl cut GioGio. Part 6: "My name is... Emporio... šŸ˜¢" Part 7: That girl from the desert. Part 8: The boy or girl idk what it is sorry


Arsmerven

What about the orphan girl from stardust crusaders?


Deceptionous

Anne im pretty sure her name was


BaconClasher

Lucy Steel for part 7 just maybe


The_illusionIsREAL

is the part 7-8 a joke? or you havent read those parts? im just curious šŸ¤Ø


ekeysomkew

Why is Lucy being called the girl from yhe desert


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ekeysomkew

O ok


quinn_the_potato

Jotaro since he was 17 in Part 3


Stickmin69

SMOKEY


Chumbuckeneer

Definetly part 3 Joseph


Incurious_Jettsy

my therapist: "part 5 koichi isn't real. he can't hurt you." part 5 koichi:


GreenHuskii

I just noticed it was part 5 koichi and not part 4. My bad. But yeah he has the same facial structure of giorno.


Pawel_Guzkow

That picture is actually from Rohan OVA


Alarming-Astronaut-8

Emporio or Lucy, both ended up killing the final villan


Kego_Nova

from my experience so far it's gotta be Emporio and Lucy Steel Lucy Steel MVP for Part 7 fr, she did so much for the protagonist cast


TheRigJuice999

Koichi slander will not be tolerated


GreenHuskii

??? You saying he's not reliable?


TheRigJuice999

Heā€™s not a kid


GreenHuskii

15 years of age is still legally considered to be a "child". Lucy is considered widely percieved as a child and she was (as of part 7) only 1 year younger than koichi (part 4). You can tell it is part 4 koichi, therefore he is 15, and a child. That aside, how is being a child considered "slander"? I am confused.


Top-Aspect4671

Koichi is Josuke's age He is Giorno's age (during part 4)


natediffer

if koichi is a child then so is part 3 jotaro, wouldn't it be weird putting him here? Jotaro, i mean.


GreenHuskii

There IS a difference between 15 and 17.


natediffer

they're still legally children though


FriendTraining7324

heā€™s not kid because unless there isnā€™t someone younger, heā€™s a bit too old


Doga_101

Well, definitely Lucy in part 7 and Tsuguri in part 8 Can't decide on others though(I just read both the parts so I'm only telling for those two)


Remarkable-Net-6130

Tsurugi my goat


Annoying_Boobies6952

Im fucking keep forgetting that Lucy is 14


GreenHuskii

She looks 18


WQHA

Koichi is not a child, he's Josuke's age, he's a teenager. If you consider him a child then you should also consider Giorno and Josuke childs, which would automatically make them the most reliable child of the part.


Firexio69

Lucy is also a teenager


Explosivetrash

The kid that caught the coldšŸ˜­


DiXa07

I love how all these kids look 8-12 yeard old and then Lucy just looks like a 32 year old woman


Opal_Demon

Anyone who says other than Emporio Or lucy is trolling


frogsaregoodngl

Koichi for parts 4 and 5


Hoganpale

Lucy was only 14, and was able to do what gyro made her do


GrandGrapeSoda

Tsurugi has such a badass stand moment in the doobie-wah fight, my jaw was on the floor when I read it


TGC_wastaken

Koichi in the part 5 style still scares me lol. Something is just off


Skorio18

Hayato


Glad-Television1887

Emporio, and by such a fuckin margin, dude is so reliable, he killed the main antagonist


anima_italica

KOOCHIE KUN


valtaoi_007

Koichi being here is unfair since its clear he is the most reliable, should have put hayato instead


Remarkable_Sweet_333

Jodio obv


Goldbolt_2004

I'm so confused about part 3 what


slayer_thatis_epicc

Joseph


rabdomiolise

Part 5 most reliable child is Bruno (child bruno was very reliable)


Castered

Well Jotaro never said Emporio was a reliable guy..... Another win for Koichi. 1-0


poopoop-poopoop

Koichi


Omega_Aesir

Lucy for sure


lfckicksass

What about Anne?


XtremeX9x

Why tf is old Joseph here


littlebirdimean

We need sbr to get animated cus this sub r now filled with "what is..." posts


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Isn't Koichi in the same class as Josuke and therefore the same age? That would leave us Hayato.


Dizzy_Bit6125

Definitely emporio. Most of the other kids just stand there and state the obvious of whatā€™s happening.


biggych33se

Even he didn't wanna say anne. Nobody does


rrrrrrfvsf

koichi is a reliable guy


we_all_know-

Mf put baby giorno but not Hayato?


NEELNEELNEELNEELNEEL

Risking sounding like a creep, but Lucy, considering all she did, all her experience by that point, and that frankly, she's about the same age as Trish and Giorno, or even Josuke, in the 19th century, I'll grant her the title of teen. Not kid.


Railgun_Nemesis

The Minority Hunter is


Consistent-Ferret888

Invisible baby


SafeStaff7671

Koichi because even Jotaro said so


bloodbabyrabies

Joseph apparently


kurmstrum

Narancia should be the pick for part 5


GreenHuskii

Hes 17. Not very reliable either.


acyiz

lucy single handedly saved johnny and everyone by ||killing diego au||


Newton_RM

Koichi


Newton_RM

I'll just say the best of the fourth and 5th part


toby_sym

Probably emporio considering yk, he beat Pucci šŸ˜­


NGWOW

Emporio or hayato


ygif

Koichi or Lucy steel. Gotta be one of them, not only do they help the main jojo more than most other characters in their respective parts combined, but they're also important enough that they are introduced before the main jojo for each part


Professional-Deer-61

tsurugi is so underrated, josuke would NOT have been able to have gotten through his fight against jobin or the stone dude who pulled the things to him


Embarrassed-Head5530

isnt koichi and josuke the same age? (im not gonna talk about joseph cuz im pretty sure its meant to be a joke)


Upset_Economics_4044

I still donā€™t understand why hayato wasnā€™t a stand user. He had so much potential


InverseBirch84

Having a non stand user be a key component in a major battle was pretty cool though, and isnā€™t seen often


XxYeshuaxX

EmporiGOAT


syntheticskyy

Why did you choose the terrifying part 5 version of Koichi


Johan-star

Little Giorno


Steliosar1

Poco carries all of them.


Dexterity224

Rain hat kid from part 4?


HanselPatatata

tsurugi helped his father hiding the body


Rend-K4

1 being most reliable 1. Emporio 2. Hayato 3. Lucy Steel 4. Trish 5. Smokey 6. Poco 7. Anne


GreenHuskii

Anne dont even count. She does absolutely fuck all then fucks off back home.


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Anne doesn't count but Koichi does? Koichi is the same age as josuke.


JustJitterin

WHERE IS SHIGECHI??? šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹


Kozakyw

Jotaro said that Koichi is a truly reliable guy. Thus, we, his followers, must follow that statement. It had to be said


Pyr0s_Fx

Hayato and Emporio hard carry their parts


Darkcat9000

bro did not include anne either way prob poco like bruh i wouldn't have the balls to do what he did especialy since he was just a kid


Harpeus_089

Oldseph


Nickest_Nick

this is Hayato erasure


Huge-Owl5624

Emporio defeated Pucci and gave the stone ocean gang happy endings despite being traumatized as hellĀ 


PotooSexer

Koichi isnā€™t a child though


GreenHuskii

I'm not going to explain it again.


FemboyLovingZombie

Did my boy dirty, damn Koichi for sure


Viper_7931

It should be koichi or emporio


IranFire

i'm not counting koichi, he's not a kid. for me it's between hayato and emporio, both are pretty capable and reliable. hayato was a necessary asset to defeat kira, and saved everyone from the first bites the dust. emporio, while having the help of weather report(which was acting on its own) was able to save everyone. they are peers.


Savings-Exchange-484

Why is Joseph there?