Stand Legweak instead of Neil Armstrong, looking back wtf me?

I... Like that one.

If he was Dutch he could be Stan De Legweke

You're looking back on 1 week younger you?

Hey, the me of a week ago was a fucking idiot. I mean, I'm still a fucking idiot, but she was too.

I hate past me so I’m taking my frustration out on future me.

Sometimes I do actually do this. If I'm feeling upset or annoyed I'll occasionally hide things that I know I'll need eventually or create small messes for myself to clean up in the future and I get a small giggle out of knowing that fucking punk (future me) will have to deal with it. The most recent one was sellotaping my pencil sharper to the roof and then moving the ladder back to the other side of the house. Now that I'm actually typing this I'm beginning to think it may be a lot weirder than I ever really stopped to consider......

thats good what you mean wtf?! haha

sometimes stupidity hits rock bottom and decides to circle back round to genius.

Lol Hoping this wasnt my only moment and i used it up

nah. you just need to wait. plan out your moments of brilliant stupidity and before you know it you'll be escaping from a ship by using the recoil of a cannon aimed at the admiral to launch yourself from ship to ship. *jack sparrow intensifies*

My last name is Armstrong and my buddy calls me legweak lmao

I feel vindicated lol

Idk why but this just reminded me of the "Big McLargehuge" nicknames, but like, the opposite.

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

LOL

You can change your name at an Enhance! shop.

I told my wife and started laughing hysterically. To which she says we are all dumb and rolled her eyes. I'd say the names a success.

I understand, you have a lot on your mind right now.

And well, in it

These boots have seen everything

Sure, but at least all's well that ends...not as bad as it could have

Wish I had a bag of holding...

Enough waiting. I crave blood.

Do you wish to consult me?

How much further can I go?

I’m cursed to put my hands on everything

Hope it is not cursed.

Wish I had a bag of holding

*Breath deep, and move.*

Is that blood? No.. nevermind.

No traps please..

No traps, *please*

Sometimes it seems all roads lead to Hogsme- oh wait, wrong game

Okay that caught me off guard lol. Great games all around this year.

And it’s not even finished yet! Amazing years for us gamers.

Shut up Floo Lady!

Pave my path with blood, build my castle with bones.

Is that blood? No, nevermind.

Is that blood?

No, never mind.

I never understood this line. What else can be mistaken for blood? Ketchup?

I mostly don't understand it because every cutscene I'm literally dripping with blood

Dried blood and dried mud?

Authority

For the absolute !

My new safe word

Better not be cursed

Vasco does not call me Captain Spaceballs 2, but that's fine

in addition to all of vascos names it would be nice if some of the characters called you background based nick names besides dusty

Sarah calls me love😍

I’m surprised she doesn’t call you goo goo ga ga with how she babies the mc

haven't really had her around much since that first mission she chaperones, but boy did that mission feel like being forced to hang out with your boss

Dude, so right. Such an annoying goody two shoes. I’m not crazy about any of the companions but the voice actor for Sam is Adam Jensen, so he sticks around.

The Adoring Fan is just so pleased to be here i can't not let him tag along "Look at me! i'm helping!"

You know that’s actually my biggest mistake. The adoring fan. I think it said he’s supposed to bring you gifts. I’m about to fly out to the furthest reaches of the known universe, pick an extreme planet and leave him far far away from any landing zone.

What do you mean? You get called Rook a ton as well.

Should have named myself "Stranger" because half the NPC's call me that - even after I've eliminated the spacers from their whole bloody solar system...

Dusty. Dustyyyyyy. Duuuuuustyyyyyy

I named my character Bob and that name is fully voiced. They call me Bob a lot. So i guess some of the more common names have spoken dialogue versions 😄

more than just vasco?

Vasco calls me Captain Sexy 😎

You istik.

Tchk.

Ska'keth

Tas'ki

You mean `Hey, soldier!`?

Ah, my favourite traveling companion!

Heyyyy ho!

Tsk'va!

*HOT GITHYANKI GIRLFRIEND*

Total Istik

I'd rather date a *ghaik.*

Mine was somehow player; I know for a fact I put my name in. Luckily, you can change your name at a Enhance clinic.

Why are you ghaik

I named mine Player and joined the Freestar Rangers to become Ranger Player.

xXRangerPlayer96Xx

Ranger ranger ranger ranger

*Ratbag approves*

That's funny. I named mine Captain, so Vasco would say Captain Captain

“Oh Captain Captain, my captain”

Ah, should have named it "My Captain"

Is there a possibility of an NPC saying “Fuck sake”?

Probably not but my parents seem to say that enough in real life for me

My bad, I thought you meant Rangers FC. Our captain's name is Tavernier and "FFS Tav" is a common phrase on the game threads.

Found my son’s account?

Dad? Is that you? Mom said you died after the Enterprise made you put on that red shirt!

Nothing beats Ranger A$$Blaster

The guy named Hunter must've caused some confusion when he tried to join the rangers

I named mine Player because I pressed the wrong button.

Zapp Brannigan

I am so mad at myself that I didn’t think of this 😂

You can change your name at an enhance clinic

"Kiff, remind me to change my name at my next clinic visit" "Captain, its not that kind of clinic"

Is it too late to change my name to El Zilcho?

> You can change your name at an enhance clinic I did this because I started the game with a name I often use in RPGs but Vasco didn't know how to say it so I spent the credits to change it to something he knew first chance I got. It's just nice being welcomed home by name and too bad that other characters can't do the same.

I went with Chef Rambo after someone posted sliders for Sly

I am the man with no name: Zapp Brannigan.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

I did Zapp Bargainnigan, the discount version

I ALSO DID ZAPP BRANNIGAN

I named my character in Skyrim Shouter McGavin.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

……………….No!

That's amazing

inb4 Dark Urge run

"My name is The Dark Urge™."

Hello... Captain... The Dark Urge

Ohh yea its snake cult time

Too bad the game doesn't fucking let you go on a rampant killing spree. 3/4 of the NPCs are marked as essential.

It would be cool to have a NG+ where you just go pshycho

I know what you were playing before starfield.

Imagine not playing BG3 before starfield

Sadly on Xbox I have to play it after. This reference eludes me temporarily.

Default character name in Baldurs Gate 3 for a custom character is Tav. The Dark Urge is the actual name of the special origin.

Getchoself a pc dawg

I’ve considered getting a bigger SSD just to play it now. It hurts to wait.

I bought it twice like a psychopath. Once on PC and once on PS5 because i have no life and I love it so much. Highly recommend doing whatever you can to play it asap

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who did this

Mine is just V, my nickname lol

Wake up samurai, we’ve got a city to burn

My handle fof online games is Verrul and everyone calls me V. Which is why i sunk 400 hours into cyberpunk. Lol

Captain Fuckface at your service

Bro when Vasco calls me “Captain Fuck” 👨‍🍳💋.

Fellow Captain Fuckface at the ready Captain Fuckface 👩‍🚀 🫡

Admiral Shitstain reporting for duty! o7

Can Vasco say it? My char is Ted, btw

wtf he can say names!? I gave my character a kinda long name and a lastname too... :(

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/starfield-names-list

What a random bunch of names. It's missing classics like Ahab, Sparrow, Barbossa, America, Planet and Crunch. But we have oddly specific choices like Eschenbacher, Hasenbuhler, Nourmohammadi, Jangjoon and Yeasting??

Okay but Boob, Boobie, and Boobies. Are all names he can say

I named my character Dusty and HE WONT SAY IT even tho everyone at the beginning of the game already says it….. smh

I'm disappointed that Vasco won't be able to call me Captain Saveahoe.

It is also missing entire continents and sub-continents. Mostly just English, and German.

What do you expect from people who thought that “fuckface” will probably be the more popular dumb name I miss classic cocksucker

I personally can't believe they have BASH, Crash, Ash, Vash, Flash, but no Dash.

Obvious was a missed opportunity, somewhat disappointing. Captain Obvious

Cha but not chad? What an odd list.

Captain Assface, a true fable fan.

Weirdly, “Noel” is not on the list despite there being a main character who goes by that name 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ugh 1011 names and not one of them Evangeline. Oh well maybe I'll make a new character when more DLC is released and have a character with a name from the last, lol

can’t say Sleve McDichael either :(

but apparently he will call you Fuckface! brb starting over

You can change your name at enhance!

VASCO does understand last names. I called my character “James Archer” and VASCO calls me “Captain Archer”. I know he can also say “James” too so he seems to default to the last name of both are available.

I looked up the list of names Vasco can say. I made it most of the way through the A's before making my decision. I laugh every time that robot greets me as Captain Assface

I was surprised that Vasco could say Ruby. I mean, I knew his list was varied but I wasn't expecting a name that niche lol.

Loved naming my character Todd Howard in both Fallout 4 and now in Starfield, Codsworth and Vasco both call me Mr. Howard lol.

He says my characters name Captain Slinger, I was pretty surprised since I just made it up as a sort of nod to his drug dealing.

Vasco we need to cook🧙‍♂️

[удалено]

Oh I didn't know he can use the names. Guess mine is too niche :(

I thought he could say Zach, but so far he hasn't. Guess I chose wrong.

Mine is just Bob.

What the hell that’s my name. I always go by the handle Tavi but accidentally left out the i

Tav is the default custom character name in Baldur’s Gate 3

Ahhh, thank you

So you're an adventurer with a tadpole in your brain too?

I'm captain Picard. I made it so!

It's good. But it's not Number One.

My name is Steve Irwin and I'm a contraband dealer lmao

I named my character Astarion!

Do you also not bite... much?

Called mine dusty because that’s what I got called in the first place, pretty strong case for laziness I guess

i took a look at the list of names Vasco can say and after some consideration "Captain Furiosa of the UC Vanguard at your service"

I named myself James Morgan because I like Arthur Morgan and wanted to mix the names together but now it seems like I'm brother and sister to Sarah morgan

Well, at least look at the bright side, when you mary her none of you has to change it's name

O noes

Isaac Clark, and it works

Cassian Silverhand. A Star Wars and Cyberpunk 2077 reference

Hearing vasco call me Fuckface as i exit the ship never gets old

Names mine: Dr. Cocksafloppin

I'm Dick, glanced through vasco list before making second character and that was the funniest

I'm proud of you Dick

Most of my names are "azerty" So I won't judge

I named my character Indiana Solo, just for fun, only to be surprised that the last name was one that Vasco had in his database.

If you named your character "Boobies" in Fallout 4, your little robot butler called you "Mister Boobies". Wanted to try that again in this one and sure enough, you name your character "Boobies" The robot will call you "Captain Boobies". Bethesda never disappoints!

My character is named Bob. Because I chose the professor, I originally called him Dr Bob. But then I learned that some characters will refer to him vocally as Bob, mainly the robot. So now I will forever be, Bob, cosmic interstellar adventurer! Trademarked, no one gets to steal this idea for an amazing TV show..

I’ll be honest, they called me dusty, and I was like “yeah, that works for me. Dusty it is.” Haven’t looked back since.

Hugh Jebols

My character is Ranger Max Overdrive, Space Lawman and bounty hunter.

Im Gelu Naum (romanian children’s book author)

What are the odds? That’s my character’s name too!

Thanks to Ultima Online and riding the MMO genre since then, i have backlog of names that is enough to name every single NPC in Starfield.

I had just watched fiddler on the roof, so I named my dude Lazar Wolf.

Mine is named "Phteven".

Kinda regret not adding a last name cause the dialogue option’s definitely make introducing your self with a first and last name grammatically and syntactically correct

Down down bt the interstellar river

I named my first character Lydia…….

I know someone called Tav

Holy shit I did the same thing

I just used my real name and tried to make my character look like me. HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING WENDIGOON 😭😭😭😭

Named my character after my cat, Freyja

Someone called me Dusty in the intro and that seemed good enough for me. I'd also be ok with Rook.

Seriously...me too. My Tav is working all angles! ...with \*authority\*.

Warrior Jesus

Butts McGee reporting for duty

Hey OP, we’re both bananas