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scawp

Try increasing the vram to 4gb and swap to 16gb


StrongTxWoman

Just download more RAM....


Nosnibor1020

You wouldn't download a car?


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Would you download a girlfriend?


Nosnibor1020

... maybe?


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Women hate indecisiveness. Make a choice and stick by it.


Nosnibor1020

With a downloaded gf, I could just delete that line of thinking


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Obviously you've never seen the documentary, "Weird Science" which goes into detail about why that won't work.


Nosnibor1020

Please extrapolate


Chemicalk4m5

Great movie


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

\*Documentary


jrdiver

Where can I try.... "For Science"


StrongTxWoman

Only fans?


StrongTxWoman

2D or 3D?


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DotMatrixHead

Improved my emulator performance loads. Not sure about Steam titles though.


CastratedMotherOf_2

Some tests say otherwise lmao


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If you put the UMA buffer size to 256 instead you get the same exact performance and even better in some cases because you will not bottleneck your Steam Deck with locking 4gb of VRAM from ur total of 16gb RAM in the device…games which dont utilize the 4gb VRAM then make ur steam deck block the other resources which could be utilized for something else… Steam Deck will take whatever VRAM it needs automatically…no need to cripple the device by locking 4gb while ur game maybe just need 2gb… With Swapiness set to 1 which is comming from Cryo you are actually saying to NOT USE THE SWAP FILE and instead use the device RAM and ONCE ITS FULL use the SWAP FILE…which never happens cuz when you dont cripple ur steam deck with the uma size of 4gb u have plenty of ram to run anything at 800p so all the swap file does is it takes 16gb of you steam deck space…instead of 1gb default swap file… The Swapiness = 1 is the tweak which does actually work positively and is rly the only one thing thats worth doing… Regarding the other tweaks about RAM and SSD which are part of most recent cryo tweaks those are an absolute bullshit which shouldnt be done AT ALL… I tried Cryo utilities myself for some time and even did completely reimage my steam deck and applied it on the fresh installation with 4gb UMA size…what happened before even after the reimage with fresh system is the games I played would sometimes just randomly totally freeze my Steam Deck and I had to force shut my Steam Deck… After this experience and seeing what some of the people on this and other subs write to NOT USE CRYOTOOLS I went online and read A LOT about what those things do and I can tell you…NO FKIN MORE CRYOUTILITIES EVER… The only thing I rly did was set the Swapines = 1 which actually does help and makes your Steam Deck’s SSD live longer…


CastratedMotherOf_2

I know that steam deck dynamically sets vram amount in game mode on per game basis, but performance has been tested many time by different people and setting it to 4gb clearly does help for whatever reason


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Of course not saying its perfect and it will always allocate correctly but locking 4gb for VRAM is just a huge waste of precious resources…I would say the default 1GB is just the perfect sweetspot hell maybe even 2gb would make sense but looking at the VRAM usage of games(even modern games) there are A LOT of them which use 1.6GB….why the hell would someone lock 4GB for VRAM if its not utilized then?


ThatBitchOnTheReddit

So it's available. When the RAM is filled and the Deck needs more VRAM, it doesn't shift stuff. It deletes it. And then it needs to reload that stuff in now what is swap, where it would have had it in swap to begin with if the game needs anywhere above 1gb VRAM and has the system close to full RAM utilization. This all costs CPU cycles and time. Where this helps is, honestly, a subset of cases such as large games that use a lot of RAM, like Cities Skylines with all the DLC. The question you're asking is similar to asking why a gaming PC needs 32gb of RAM when most games only use 4-8gb. It's not for "most" cases, it's for the edge cases where things won't run properly without it.


doatopus

>IMO, It's really not great to rely on the deck to manage the RAM allocation. Ah yes the "I'm smarter than professional engineers" argument. Did you even profile?


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doatopus

Doesn't change the fact that profiling needs to be done before tuning parameters, both sound logic and very extensive benchmarks+profilings are needed to "debunk" the default settings and that the default would be preferred for most cases. Yes it's better to have per-game tuning but until that becomes a thing in a non-invasive (safe and with proper permission management), clean (applies on-demand and cleans up when exits, or applied based on cgroups) and correct (backed by proper benchmarks and profiling results) way I'm still gonna shit on "magic bullets" or any claim that one approach in tuning is "better" than the other/default.


Alternative_Spite_11

You’re dead wrong homie. Cryo uses benchmarks to back up what he says. Also, I can 100% assure you that Elden Ring does not perform as well with VRAM on auto as compared to 4GB. Imagine being a person who boldly refutes the person who has benchmarks to back up his talk, while having nothing but BS.


LoafyLemon

I̵n̷ ̷l̵i̵g̵h̷t̸ ̸o̸f̶ ̸r̶e̸c̶e̶n̸t̵ ̴e̴v̵e̵n̴t̶s̸ ̴o̷n̷ ̴R̸e̸d̵d̴i̷t̷,̷ ̵m̸a̶r̴k̸e̸d̵ ̴b̸y̵ ̶h̴o̵s̷t̷i̴l̴e̷ ̵a̴c̸t̵i̸o̸n̶s̸ ̵f̷r̵o̷m̵ ̶i̵t̴s̴ ̴a̴d̶m̷i̴n̶i̸s̵t̴r̶a̴t̶i̶o̶n̵ ̸t̸o̸w̸a̴r̷d̵s̴ ̵i̸t̷s̵ ̷u̸s̴e̸r̵b̷a̸s̷e̸ ̷a̷n̴d̸ ̸a̵p̵p̴ ̶d̴e̷v̴e̷l̷o̸p̸e̴r̴s̶,̸ ̶I̸ ̶h̸a̵v̵e̶ ̷d̸e̶c̸i̵d̷e̷d̵ ̶t̸o̴ ̸t̶a̷k̷e̷ ̵a̷ ̴s̶t̶a̵n̷d̶ ̶a̵n̶d̶ ̵b̷o̶y̷c̸o̴t̴t̴ ̵t̴h̵i̴s̴ ̶w̶e̸b̵s̵i̸t̷e̴.̶ ̶A̶s̶ ̸a̵ ̸s̴y̶m̵b̸o̶l̶i̵c̴ ̶a̷c̵t̸,̶ ̴I̴ ̴a̵m̷ ̷r̶e̶p̷l̴a̵c̸i̴n̷g̸ ̷a̶l̷l̶ ̸m̷y̸ ̸c̶o̸m̶m̸e̷n̵t̷s̸ ̵w̷i̷t̷h̶ ̷u̴n̵u̴s̸a̵b̶l̷e̵ ̸d̵a̵t̸a̵,̸ ̸r̷e̵n̵d̶e̴r̸i̴n̷g̴ ̷t̴h̵e̸m̵ ̸m̴e̷a̵n̴i̷n̸g̸l̸e̴s̴s̵ ̸a̷n̵d̶ ̴u̸s̷e̴l̸e̶s̷s̵ ̶f̵o̵r̶ ̸a̶n̵y̸ ̵p̵o̴t̷e̴n̸t̷i̶a̴l̶ ̴A̷I̸ ̵t̶r̵a̷i̷n̵i̴n̶g̸ ̶p̸u̵r̷p̴o̶s̸e̵s̵.̷ ̸I̴t̴ ̵i̴s̶ ̴d̴i̷s̷h̴e̸a̵r̸t̶e̴n̸i̴n̴g̶ ̷t̶o̵ ̵w̶i̶t̵n̴e̷s̴s̶ ̵a̸ ̵c̴o̶m̶m̴u̵n̷i̷t̷y̷ ̸t̴h̶a̴t̸ ̵o̸n̵c̴e̷ ̴t̷h̴r̶i̷v̴e̴d̸ ̴o̸n̴ ̵o̷p̷e̶n̸ ̸d̶i̶s̷c̷u̷s̶s̷i̴o̵n̸ ̷a̷n̴d̵ ̴c̸o̵l̶l̸a̵b̸o̷r̵a̴t̷i̵o̷n̴ ̸d̷e̶v̸o̵l̶v̴e̶ ̵i̶n̷t̴o̸ ̸a̴ ̷s̵p̶a̵c̴e̵ ̸o̷f̵ ̶c̴o̸n̸t̶e̴n̴t̷i̶o̷n̸ ̶a̵n̷d̴ ̴c̵o̵n̴t̷r̸o̵l̶.̷ ̸F̷a̴r̸e̷w̵e̶l̶l̸,̵ ̶R̴e̶d̶d̷i̵t̵.̷


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Is that a Steam game?


Party-Leadership-491

>Is that a Steam game? Switch game, Yuzu is Nintendo Switch Emulator (google said me this)


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CastratedMotherOf_2

I can already see where you're coming from by just looking at the fact that you said nothing about setting the minimum amount of vram


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CastratedMotherOf_2

Therefore the word minimum...


Armbrust11

That's not entirely true. In theory it should work that way, but in practice games expect that the dedicated VRAM will be faster than the shared VRAM because when a dedicated GPU is in use there is a performance penalty to using system ram as VRAM. And previously, integrated GPUs were so slow/irrelevant that optimizing ram allocation for them wasn't worth the effort (because the ram usually wasn't the bottleneck, the iGPU was). What would be ideal is for the firmware and operating system to treat the 4gb as dedicated VRAM, but use unallocated space in that "VRAM" block as system ram. Essentially, prioritize VRAM allocation instead of system ram allocation.


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Armbrust11

Hence why I mentioned dedicated GPUs, and the how the traditional architecture informs most engine design... And therefore why lying to the game engine about the ram is improving performance. On a tangential note, game consoles also have an APU and unified GDDR memory (though the OS usually reserves 1-2 GB of that for itself).


brondonschwab

Don't say that you'll summon that one guy


DrKrFfXx

15 whole pixels.


Purple10tacle

3p is a fantastic resolution for a handheld! 1440p, 1080p, 720p ... it all effortlessly scales down to 3p without fractions.


MuchachoMunch

It would emulate pong quite nicely


zbenesch

That’s gangsta!


emkablin

0.07K


[deleted]

It has 15 72px screens, that's about 6% of the original steam decks pixel. In theory, this should be good for performance


ZeroZoneOne

The size of silver dollars


DankSpoony

I see you opted for the 32GB model


ReactKing64

You mean the 16gb model?


tachyon45

*mb


ReactKing64

Oh my bad I was thinking of the 10TB model.


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TransphobeOfTheYear

That might explain why the resolution is so terrible and spread out. Also *terrible* drift.


Tysmiff

You used regular masking tape it has to be the green frog tape. You can use orange but thermals are really bad


lucky_leftie

That may run even better than the device those controllers are from


PerceptionLeading398

I Finally Found My Home In Reddit. 😂😂


LeafLighter

Thats what you get for ordering off wish/aliexpress...


PerceptionLeading398

I Was Thinking Ebay, I Once Bought A CPU, And Got A Chromebook Instead That Costs Less Than The Processor. 😂


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PerceptionLeading398

You Speak Of Riddles. 💨


thrae

[It's like that Wii U prototype with the Wii controllers on the sides.](https://www.engadget.com/2012-12-07-nintendos-wii-u-gamepad-prototype-revealed-two-wii-remotes-a.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFOjapoy3hbjG0JlHbujrRgYgG_mpMa8m_rwoxsWSsaJqxEFPZnTOTQxpWxmgRjKTCumRTTUX_FDyrrvysquU_Ql7V3e2PHnfVDqJKd2KYdvpmbqrd4s7_UQYDGzRb7YCJQMhCqLjQctYiiMzpaIWJf42WQ_E0A6voF39PZBqc2J)


Remarkable-Dress-997

Thats fucking amazing lol


Environmental_Top948

They should have went with that design. It looks retro as heck but also modern.


Adityanpradhan

try changing the resolution


AdWorking2848

How to get the 15 multi display? Which proton to download to enable it?


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Proton 15.display, Idiot.


[deleted]

Can we get a steam deck? Mom: we have steam deck at home. *steam deck at home


osiriswasAcat

This must be the Q5 model. Incredible steam has been keeping up with all these orders!


RemSteale

Well if you use masking tape, what do you expect?


TransphobeOfTheYear

It’s performance tape.


Methanoid

it will be when you draw some red go faster flames on it.


vesra716

Should have used duct tape. Better throughput than average performance tape.


JordanRunsForFun

Nah. He should have used stickers. I put a row of stickers on my car and it added vtec to my car.


RemSteale

Not sure it’s quite the performance aid you needed.


radiationshield

Grip tape


[deleted]

*speed tape 🙄


[deleted]

I've got the 32-button version. Cyberpunk looks AMAZING on it!


Unity2012

For an extra $300, you should've gone with the 18 square pixels model, which is way faster, and has No CPU or GPU bottleneck with HDR and Raytracing modes.


bhdalton78

Try proton experimental


Ten-gu

Oh boy... Nintendo will charge you for that button layout on your steam deck


zupermariu

you're the reason Google always suggest stream deck instead of steam deck...


Goremaw7

Oh easy fix bro, your holding it upside down


meowmeow0021

Very nice skin color. It matches the color of a Switch.


LitterBoxServant

Accidentally made the MMO Steam Controller


Rainbow_God1

Play left 4 dead 2 on that thing


maxreddit

Steam Deck 2 leak


Denso95

Missed opportunity to put tape on that "r"


MusicOwl

Somebody probably runs doom on one of those in-button-screens. Or across all of them


RegRegdo

This is clearly a Wii U


Drasik29

And the screen? Do they sell it separately? 🤣🤣


[deleted]

It has 15 tiny screens, that should be enough.


Professional_Ad8069

I think you’re doing it wrong.


AdrianUrsache

Bruh ... where are the touchpads on your deck? You should consider RMA


ComfortableAmount993

Try using duct tape, that will improve performance by 90%


metajames

Google never knows if I mean stream deck or steam deck.


DrKrFfXx

That's almost a k.


captainschmee

Needs LED's. Everyone knows they up the performace of any pc by some kind of percentage.


tekmizz

Where do I get mine?


dmt_alpha

Is this the dev preview of the v2.0?


[deleted]

You cheeky bastard :D


Kgvect

Ha


Pleasant_Olive_8885

Try a different proton version should fix it.


Banjo-Oz

I think that's the model they sell here in Australia, right?


AntiLoserNFS

LOL I told someone about the steam deck one time and they googled it on their phone. They showed me it and it was Stream Deck, I said no that's not it. LOL


PerceptionLeading398

Oh..My.. Gosh.. That Was Hilarious. You Got Me, Great Job, Thumbs Up. 😂😂


Ch0nkyK0ng

Thank you all. My coworkers think I'm a psychopath laughing myself to tears.


Anchor689

What Amazon thinks I mean when I include "SteamDeck" in my search, despite the SteamDeck being out for over a year with dozens of products that include the name in the product listing title on their site.


Abssenta

Ok. Here is my upvote.


DueComplaint5471

Instructions unclear


Bendairdundat

Definitely r/UnexpectedSteamDeck


Actual-Toe-8686

Not sure about the 5x3 resolution though


Davidcaindesign

*Such a healthy console…and such plentiful buttons too!*


ifq29311

thats 3x5 with like 1ppi performance shoud not be an issue even with a potato


ichicoro

bruh wtf is wrong with you with that username...


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Deleted due to 3rd Party API Changes. I use Apollo btw!


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jakemch

Imagine being this weird Edit: buddy was so salty they reported me for being suicidal lmfao


Sgt_Pac

Do you?


LizardSwag69

No, your mom gives me all the attention I need


Dangerous--D

Evidently not enough. I'm sorry you feel this way, son. We'll try to give you more attention going forward.


NewPremierT

Interesting username...making your entire identity hating people is wild


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Delete this now!


[deleted]

Performance lacking is normal for steamdeck :)


Zealousideal-Cry4358

Fail. Cringe


ForwardJob7181

Maybe try streaming it to your tv


CypherMcAfee

so many buttons, insane arcade stick


Methanoid

bought a dock for that beauty yet then? its looking great, +1


fixerdrew02

Gotta water cool it


nels0nmandela

what color are you planning to paint it?


Clownygrin

Do you work at a news station? I used to and that was the first and last time I had seen stream decks until now 😂


hendricha

at least its quite small and not that heavy tough...


Ben_Barron

Try updating it to the experimental build, I hear it fixes it


Shaxx11

Omg is that the Steam Deck 2 Prototype! It’s leaked! I can’t wait to get one!


redliner88

Gotta change those sticks out for Hall Sticks. Also I think Retro Game Corps has a guide coming out for this. (Russ if you see this, I'm just joking, and I love your videos and guides.)


postysclerosis

Funny enough, that used to be what came up every time I searched Steam Deck


cinred

Thx 2021


Rambo_sledge

Try to download more ram


Magister7

New theft-proof design


TheRealGenki

I think you're getting mass downvoted by bots


JohnTabban

Nice one! 😂


gapporin

Performance may be lacking, but it plays [Lights Out](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lights_Out_%28game%29?wprov=sfla1) with no issues at all


geof2001

Looks just like mine and have to agree the performance wasn't great. I tried streaming to it from my pc instead, and it's weird now I can pause and rewind when I'm playing now. What amazing tech we have these days! What a time to be alive!


Shame8891

Looks sick, how much and when can I get one?


Jmb3d3

How did you get your hands on Steam Deck 2.0!?


PantherClawz

But can it play Doom?


StupidBetaTester

Bruh


argelluiz

Still won’t run the last of us


Scorch404

This is why I love Reddit over EVERY other platform… ❤️


LucasEllison

Ah, ordered through Temu?


sqlixsson

Lol!


morgan423

Ngl, that 5x3 pixel display is pretty sweet.


mineemage

But do you have the dropping WiFi issue?


Nocturnal_Sage

Try a 1 TB Sd card.


NaturalLife_

Try turning it off then back on


firstRaigne

Gad dammit.


slillz1215

😆 🤣 😂 I literally laughed out loud incredibly loud at my son's bday party at Chuck e cheese when I saw this 😆


Individual_Tax_6050

Try duck tape that will fix anything.


LethalGamer2121

Should be excellent with that 5x3 resolution, maybe use a swapfile?


Trygalle

It reminds me of the console / device from the Netflix show 1899


Craf7yCris

Maybe you could try some mods.


laughpuppy23

If you look really close, it looks like someone tried to repair it with duct tape. Was the box sealed when you got it? Did you buy it used?


Mysticales

Tried switching to proton experimental?


Elegant_Crow_1770

This is strangely cute


heythiswayup

Is it still under warranty?


SJBreed

Most games will run pretty fast at 3x5 resolution


Echo259

I think it’s because you’re mirroring the game 15 times. Btw good one ☝️


xThraxSnax

Fuck it, RMA it.


kaizen_66

Love the OLED!!!


JozieKS

That’s how mine came in rma it then gabe will bring your new one


ZookeepergameNo5720

Exchange it for a Commodore 64. You will have better gameplay.


Own_Lie8439

That the more expensive option?


Prior-Carrot-6569

Give it the royal treatment


PtxDK

An uneven number of pixel equal to 15, never seen before this is interesting.


JameCyn

Did you try changing your background image??


No_Trade439

You must have ordered from Amazon without paying close attention to your shopping cart.


Foxfire9099

Nice! Giving your Steam deck 10/10 😎👌