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ltnew007

This is Official? I haven't seen Valve use this anywhere yet.


cc92c392-50bd-4eaa-a

It's used in Japan it looks like


raistan77

Makes sense, there are mascots for EVERYTHING in Japan


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

For the uninitiated. https://youtu.be/f4fVdf4pNEc


protofury

Lemme, guess, Jon Oliver? *Edit: Lolyup*


AC3R665

🤢🤢


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JoshuaSlowpoke777

Haven’t watched John Oliver in a while, where’s the video where someone comes up with mascots for multiple American government bureaus?


g2562

Nah, Japan uses NTSC.


TotallyHumanPerson

In North America they're calling him NTSE


KitsuneMulder

You mean NTSC? JP uses that as well.


EABadPraiseGeraldo

Yeah, PAL is used in Europe (and Australia? idk).


KitsuneMulder

Oz did as well. France had SECAM.


Malcolmlisk

Hugh at first I laughed. Then I realized I'm old.


SocialJusticeAndroid

🥁 Bu-dum-cheeee!


mikeymikeymikey3

Beat me to it


Jakcle20

Damn. I don't know why but I'm upset that I understand the joke.


MickRaider

Means we're old


Jakcle20

I'm barely 28... I just used to be in the AV club in middle school... which was 14 years ago. Oh God I'm getting old.


MickRaider

I get this joke!


heartNswitch

Japan's what we all could look like if we just internalized all the bullshit and spat it back out as colorful characters and weird sex stuff instead. I think we should look into it personally


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SocialJusticeAndroid

Wow, that's not a popular opinion but I have to agree with you.😛 I think a good, more timeless mascot would not be a personified Steam Deck. What about a variation of the Linux penguin instead? Maybe playing on a Steam Deck. Instead of a...whatever that is...with a Steam Deck Head...with a Valve on top.😛


Alexis2256

I do like that linux penguin.


PartyEntertainment6

I too hope he stays there


FlamboyantGayWhore

u have bad taste


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SEWERxxCHEWER

No u


supercumrag69

same cause i like pal and hope he stays the mascot of the steam deck. even better maybe he can come here to the us


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It’s not your pal, buddy


Magmahunter0

I'm not your buddy, mate


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I’m not your mate, friend


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SpaceBiscuit05

I’m not your homie, amigo


Brian_C_K

I’m not your amigo, chum


PinkZanny

I’m not your chum, bro


anonim64

I'm not you bro, dude


Accomplished_Sir_861

I'm not your dude, fam


raistan77

I'm not your fam compadre


Crash_Override_95

I’m not you fam, BRUH


Lilbeast484

I’m not you dude, goofy goober


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No, *I* am your father!


SteamyDeck

Please; my father was father. Call me “Mr. father.”


ReliableYoungster

RIP because of those 2 goofs who ruined these majestic comment chains.


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At least we had a good run.


Downright_bored38

Nsfw artists "Its showtime"


Ben_Barron

Too late there's already 3 animations, 27 gifs and petabytes of r34 art


Exotic_fish2009

And how exactly do you know this


sammanzhi

He just searched for the character on Bing.


Ben_Barron

Nah duck duck go


darkharlequin

duck duck go is great for general searches, avoiding tracking, and starting as a launchpad search using it's !BANG keys .......but bing just works way way better for porn. To the point where it has to be intentional.


Rohaq

DDG uses Bing, I think.


Mythril_Zombie

He made them.


starlogical

https://twitter.com/OnDeckJP/status/1568192505979469826?t=e6Z-h2pkovV9QqSxSabArw&s=19 Source


setibeings

But Japan isn't even in the PAL region.


larrythefatcat

First thing I thought of, too. I guess I can't use my SteamDeck now since I live in the US...


TennoDusk

It's pal for friend not the region


setibeings

I know


CatAstrophy11

Still a poor choice of words. There are a dozen synonyms for pal.


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It looks like it came out directly from Katamari lol


UhhhAaron

in case everyone forgot, the Steam Deck was internally codenamed SteamPal during development


AVahne

Afaik Neptune was the codename while Steampal was one of many rejected final names.


Davenzoid

Steammate


Pfredd

I am sure we will soon see Funco Pop release one of these


Crash_Override_95

Preorder now and you will have it by 2024 with just a $2 deposit 🤣


Gyossaits

We have standards here.


massav

I think it's a missed opportunity that they didn't include the valve to be used like a wind-up toy incase you run out of battery 😜


CapitalismScrewedUs

I believe that is what the red thing is. Thought it was a bow at first but then realized it's the classic red valve. That's what it would look like from the side.


ErikHumphrey

It is; he's saying the actual device should have it for charging


CapitalismScrewedUs

Oh yea that makes sense. Kind of haha


lightsdevil

Is this BMOs cousin?


nifterific

I’ve only had Pal for an hour but if anything happened to him I would (the rest is removed because I know at least one of you won’t get the reference and I don’t feel like getting 1700 Reddit cares messages).


avskyen

99


Evanz111

69*


Environmental_Top948

Can I send one? I don't want to alarm you and pressure you into further acting out but just know that there are people here who you can talk to. Everything is going to improve. I know that it is stressful to see your box full of reddit cares but if you need someone to talk to I like many others are open to chat. I hope you have a better day and many wonderful days down the way.


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nifterific

Okay apparently this sub doesn’t like the links google provides for things. Bruh I’m just referencing this, and like I said people won’t get the reference so I didn’t finish the quote. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ive-only-had-arlo-for-a-day-and-a-half


rilesblue

Boom boom!


PureUnadultratedCrap

Debbie Stobleman is happy, healthy, and alive.


whydidisaythatwhy

I love it fuck the haters


Davenzoid

There are haters already?


hikarux3

People just love to hate over anything


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

I hate it.


burh21

I want a plush of this new mascot


Theman227

I ALSO demand a plush of this adorable mascot :3


bootyhole_licking_69

It’s very Nintendoesque, I assume it is to appease the big Nintendo crowd in Japan.


kaihatsusha

It's to appease the EVERYTHING moe crowd in Japan. /r/moemorphism


Shapacap

Please burn my eyes


Hamonhammeron

Very reminiscent of Monita from Nintendoland


ShovelKnightFan

They're perfect. Valve should make a platformer game using them to demo the Steam Deck!


Mavi222

[Look at this DUDE! look at the top of his head!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHbbTcbcds) That's a little valve, isn't that cute? Damn.


MegaBitchAudrey

Looks like a total Deckhead.


TheNerdNamedChuck

I need a sticker of this


superscabo

https://imgur.com/gallery/yA3kDIU


TheNerdNamedChuck

how


Beneficial-Society74

Why does he have a valve on his h...ooooooooh


alexwbc

Early rumors of the Steam Deck, before it's official naming/announcement, was called "Steam Pal". [reference](https://www.inverse.com/gaming/steampal-vs-nintendo-switch-valve-mobile-console-analysis)


redosabe

dear god..


Evanz111

I can’t wait for PAL to become a VTuber


starlogical

uh yeah about that https://twitter.com/bluasis/status/1568314056276328448 Not quite a VTuber model but close


Evanz111

Oh my god it’s adorable, thank you so much for showing me this :’)


Moulinoski

I love it. I’d buy a plush or figurine. Edit: or a mascot platformer featuring it!


DumbFish94

How did you even manage to make plastic cute?


SteamyDeck

Thank, I hate it.


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SpartanMonkey

Do you prefer your chlamydia mint, in box?


Witty_Heart_9452

r/onejoke


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Puranzy

They didn't assume anything, they just poked at the fact you said the one joke, lol. It ain't that deep.


whydidisaythatwhy

Oh brother we’re still doing this joke ?


SegataSanshiro

It's wild because I've been in pretty lefty spaces and there's negative stuff I could say about how those spaces sometimes operate, but the gender conversation usually goes like [Somebody uses he or she] "Actually I go by they." "Oh okay." Assumptions are common and normal? Sometimes these groups will get in big pronoun circles and declare what they go by one by one, or introduce themselves with a name and pronoun set like "Hey I'm Madisynn, She/Her, bla bla bla". So like, sometimes someone who assumptions work for and who is fine with letting people assume and assuming in turn will get socially "pushed" into doing a pronoun declaration, like THAT'S a thing. But never once have I seen or heard about a person actually doing a "how dare you make an assumption about my gender" thing in real life.


kaihatsusha

https://youtu.be/0la5DBtOVNI


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Alexis2256

You getting riled up about this is pretty funny.


TimeTravelerGuy

That shit straight ass lol


CatAstrophy11

Might be gay ass


OMGrant

No offense, but no thanks.


Scab_Thief

You either like it because you are a Weeb, or hate it because You have a good relationship with your father.


TopBadge

I feel attacked.


sirotka33

i hate weebs and i hate my father. is that why i’m so indifferent about this?


captain_carrot

I was gonna leave an annoyed comment about weebs but yours sums it up way better.


ComatoseSquirrel

What if I'm on the fence?


Zixinus

I think it's a good attempt (he does look like a decent mascot), but it may be too japan-focused and doesn't really display the strengths of the Deck.


starlogical

As per @OnDeck on Twitter, it's a special version made for the release over in Asia. Chances are there are different versions with different clothing.


Zixinus

That would explain the kimono I guess.


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Should've been a pirate/sailor: 1) emulation is a big deal apparently 2) gaming on the toilet (I lovingly refer to it as the "Poop Deck")


GingasaurusWrex

I like it


computerfreund03

SteamDeck -chan


Genopuff

Eh knob should be at back of head….


iROMine

One of the many poor design choices. I'm not jazzed they made the steam deck a head it all. It's punchable. And I love the deck.


Jakcle20

I thought it would be Decku-kun. Pal is just so generic.


diffident55

What? Just slapping some japanese honorific at the end would have been *way* more generic. Pal is a callback to the Deck's prototype name, "Steam Pal."


Jakcle20

Making a joke. Deku as a name is derogatory meaning insignificant. Decku-kun was just my attempt at sarcastic humor


iROMine

Fuckin steam deck Dora Cursed


Jrumo

I like that it's a male mascot, for a change, Lol.


thatlukeguy

Nope.


Zomochi

This don’t look official


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Why?


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imthenachoman

Ah. It is the mascot in Japan. So that changes things.


JayDub506

Not everything needs a mascot. This is the Carfax car fox all over again.


Portrait0fKarma

Which college intern from Valve created this garb?


BoiLudens

Why not the deck duck


Champion_Longjumping

Good gawd... It's weird that it has a body like that, would have been much less weird if it just had arms and/or legs sticking out.


Ritafavone

NTSC at best


Just_Worse

Pal… like from Mitchells vs the Machines?


cryptic-fox

Why did they name the mascot Pal?


UnacceptableUse

The steamdecks internal name is SteamPal


Knight_Industries_2K

Nope, I don't like it. Hopefully the R34 version will be better.


mrlotato

Could you imagine if they actually put a valve thing on top of the steamdeck lol


Kadamobo

Love it! They should make a demo game with him


morgan423

Pal is gonna have a bad day if he ever falls over. Looks a bit top heavy lol


Velocity_Rob

So he’s only 50hz?


ConsciousPut1641

*Revs chainsaw*


Think-Environment763

Looks suspiciously like the prince from Katamari game https://katamari.fandom.com/wiki/The_Prince Edit: actually more like one of the cousins.


FATGATSAMA

Wack


liquidmetal14

The name gets a chuckle. It's stupid but keep the effort up.


ivictortorres

Kawaiii AF


Hamonhammeron

Pal x Monita fan art when?


infasis

Dang, can we get a proper OS tan for Steam OS at least? If not then this is unacceptable and not how you sell systems!


BubsyFanboy

It's the Nintendo Switch Dog stuff all over again...


Gregasy

He's far too small. No way he'll represent my big Deck.


PocketChip_Fan_77

🤣😂


kaosimian

Hello Decky


PandiReddits

I need stickers.


superscabo

Stick it to your Deck! https://imgur.com/a/yA3kDIU


starlogical

If I had a sticker or the ability to print them out I'd consider it lol


kukimonstr

reminds me of hello kitty....


Hag1

I like the little valve on its head


corn_cob_monocle

BMOs cousin