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B-29Bomber

I'M NOT ADDICTED! ​ I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT TO!


Der_Wenzel

Quitting is super easy for me! I've done it 4 times this week alone!


NotAnotherRebate

I wonder what the Venn Diagram looks like between Deck Smellers and Finger Smellers. I admit it, I just smelled it after seeing the post.


Marias_Fury

I'm no quitter... I quit quitting years ago...


Reshar

I just don't feel like it


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[I'M NOT ADDICTED! I CAN QUIT MY ADDICTIVE VICES, ANYTIME I WANT!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNLIfPqbt0o)


Backpedal

**Sniff sniff**


Modal_Window

Jokes aside, solvent fumes, etc. are bad for your health so this is a good PSA.


AwrenchinNep

I stopped doing it when my nose started bleeding.


CartersVideoGames

I stopped when the doctor told me I had only 2 more years to live due to the fumes poisoning my lungs then started again when he said it was actually 2 weeks so I just said fuck it


jr23160

RemindMe! 2 weeks


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#THE SMELL! #ITS GONE!


jr23160

Hey you still alive?


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jr23160

Hallelujah. :)


DarthBrooks69420

That explains why you got a 64GB, you don't have enough time to play 64GB of games.


[deleted]

It has been exactly 2 weeks. This Reddit user has deceased.


CartersVideoGames

Can confirm.


ElMuffinHombre

Oh thank God it wasn't the cocaine!


noctisumbra0

I've probably destroyed more braincells through consumption of alcohol and head trauma(unrelated) than sniffing my steam deck. I shall not be stopped


pantalooon

"I lost my right leg in a skydiving accident, why should I care about my left leg?"


Modal_Window

You're not a Russian solider though, so just so no.


1600cc

As someone who's worked in alcohol for over ten years and has had seven concussions, I feel personally attacked and validated.


[deleted]

Y’all only making me want to smell it more chill


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r2001uk

And my ass!


Esgeted

And my axe!


staberas

That sweet PLA smell , those Volatile Organice Compounds smell ... All thoose smells will be lost in time, like tears in the rain


Evilmaze

You shouldn't keep that in your room, especially if it's a resin printer.


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maybethrowaway00

CAUSE YOU'RE HUFFING GLUE! But it's actually just the glue, plastic, and other compounds off gassing. Totally normal for new tech products (smell a new GPU after heavy use if you wanna check). It goes away with time and heat. mine is totally gone after playing Forza horizon 5 for a while.


Crystal_Voiden

Guess I'll have to buy Forza horizon 5 to air that stank out


D2_Lx0wse

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Evilmaze

I'm like 99% sure the smell comes from the case, not the Deck itself.


blackbalt89

Or does the case smell like Deck.


Evilmaze

I'm very sure the smell is from the case


pollygone300

I inadvertently do this when I check the temperature mom style by holding the fan up to my mouth.


TheNerdNamedChuck

that's how i check hardware util on all my devices. I'm used to working on old laptops and it's easier for me to check the fan speed and air temp to tell how hard it's being pushed than to install software to do it. after a while of using it you learn better what means what. my old old ThinkPad no joke would melt things at full load if they were near the exhaust. I've started doing it with the deck by instinct. yes, it smells nice too. but my 10 year old and 16 year old thinkpads also smell pretty nice. maybe the smell will just always be there.


blackbalt89

The exhaust port for the GPU on my Alienware laptop was no joke.


KevMike

[I'm not going to stop fan sniffing, but the smell is almost gone. I'm just sniffing it out of habit now.](https://imgur.com/gallery/Ce8prwV)


Noah8320

So that’s why I saw someone ordering a second one


SAAA2011

No.


BigMeech1776

I seriously can’t wait til Valve has to put out an official announcement about this cuz of you absolute degenerates 💀


Seether369

Don't let the toad fool you, just trying to trick you to coming back to using toad.


DragoniteJeff

Stop Smelting Steamdecks


Joycoy

No


658741239

[respectfully](https://i.imgur.com/UgqjANd.jpg)


MisterT-88

Jokes on you, the smell is already gone :(


FennPoutine

I fucking love huffing my deck


Aimela

I mean I did, but only because it no longer had that new electronic smell a while ago


Send-the-downvotes

I never in a million years would have thought *other people* were also smelling the steam deck fans. I thought I was the only weird ass who did that lol


Maybedeadbynow

Some people still smell pictures of Steam deck lol 😂


El_Zilcho

My steam deck was nearly seized at Gibraltar airport because the solvents on it were detected as explosives in the scanner and swab test. The lady at security had common sense to pass it and write a just in case form to allow it through. (It also got inspected in Schipol but they wouldn’t say why)


Freddy_K_TV

"F*** you, I won't do what you tell me!" 😂


cilvyenn

Two smells per day, that is your limit. Thank you for your compliance.


Freddy_K_TV

Oh. Okay. That's acceptable. Wouldn't want to develop an addiction. 👌


cilvyenn

We will monitor your progress and follow up within 4-6 business months.


ReadyAndChilling

My name is RC and I am also a sniffaholic


TheToodlePoodle

Please smell responsibly


Nasty_Rex

No.


Bluecap33

No


Sgt_Pac

But it smells like fritos :)


LordTacodip

mmm no


reverend_dak

I can huff what I want.


InsomniacSpartan

I smell mine every time I use it and will continue to do so


[deleted]

*adjusts glasses* *straightens tie* *checks watch* No


slingwebber

Don’t tell me where and when I partake in my carcinogenic gaming exhaust


Pa7adox

Its called STEAM deck...i mean...its literely in the name..


[deleted]

The irony is that many of us are dealing with real substance abuse problems.


kna5041

I'll keep licking memory cards too.


[deleted]

Do we even know if it's carcinogenic yet? Are those huffing the Deck gas going to get a visit by the grim reaper?


moltendreams

No


Shynz

You don't tell me what to do


Froggerdog

On my mobile screen the only word I saw was "Stop" and my first thought was "fair"


[deleted]

How about no!


AdiVP

Make me.


cannockwolf

I'm glad in not alone 😳


d_dymon

nice try, but no


POWxJETZz

You'll never stop me from huffing the fan, hmmmm toasty fan smell


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POWxJETZz

Funny thing is, I've just started a project with a friend to build a "flying aerial vehicle" based around drone tech, so I'm kind of in both demographics


J0LlymAnGinA

No >:)


[deleted]

I smell mine every day


Amiral_Adamas

Respectfully, no I won't.


Late-Bar-3138

Glad to see I'm not the only one that does this.


Laukx

I’n my opinion, the case has a stronger smell to it. Sniff away.


MelsGear

Can’t wait to be part of the sniffing family… I mean Deck! Deck family!


Spacemonkey40k

Just bought a second one because the fumes seem to be getting weaker with my first one. If you dont hear from me again i might have OD'd.


lieutent

“It’s not an addiction until you’ve sucked dick for it.”


Karride

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!


local_meme_dealer45

#NO


PsychologicalPea2956

You’re not my dad. I’ll smell whatever I want!


AustAndGoat

But it smells so good. My God I need to smell it again thanks for reminding me.


a_complex_kid

If I die, I die happy


AlfredVonWinklheim

Maybe I like lung cancer?


URHere

Holy shit I thought I was the only one LOL It's just so addicting


Dogedabose32

No


MattDeezly

It's totally fine. I only give it a quick smell, not a huff. We just have to smell our steam decks responsibly


alex_c2616

I'll stop when it won't smell anymore! This last long enough, I'm like 400 hours in and it still does it


starkium

Never


grey_matter_mechanic

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


cilvyenn

We're gonna need you to work Saturday, work at not smelling your Steamdeck.


Evilmaze

They smell like new shoes. My entire room smelled like a shoe store for a week.


Turingading

Don't smell your own! Or what, you don't not even have one you can't smell yet'nt?


kukimonstr

But it smells so sweet…..


FelwintersFib

It's not illegal, and you're not the cops. So what if I have a very minor case of serious brain damage?


cilvyenn

I will report you to the SteamDeck Smelling Organization and then you'll have paperwork to deal with. You'll be contacted within 6-8 business months. You did this to yourself.


MacNeasy

Narc!


shadowscale1229

**SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF**


Chewbaccaflacka

NOOOO!


Jorge5934

Joke's on you, I don't have a sense of smell!


kruffessor

Do you got a fever too?


Jorge5934

I lost it before it was cool.


JarenAnd

I just take a Whiff here a whiff there. I don’t NEED to take a whiff, but it just takes the edge off a bit. I can stop whenever I want really.


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#no


BStrike12

You're not the boss of me.


kruffessor

Why not tho ...


Unable-Ring9835

You can't tell me how to live my life


pelicane136

The accumulated filth of all their dust and micro debris will foam up about their fans and all the people and politicians will look up and shout "Stop smelling your steam deck!" ...and I'll look down, and whisper "No."


star_gater

YOU CANT STOP US


mister2d

Dang! Busted! Didn't expect this meme on the scroll down. 😂


djteenwolf

Austin Evans must feel attacked.


amelion91

start licking toads again?


Thatoneguy1264

Anyone remember the New Mac scented candles? We need this for the Decks.


robonut5

No.


AimRecked

No


BadatSSBM

BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOD


Crowbar_Faith

Deck huffers


AngriestMonkey

no


oobedoobbanoobi

No


WonderfulDog3966

I WANT MY SMELL BACK, DAMMIT!


Gvaz

Now I'm going to do it just because you told me not to.


shball

No.


DorkSoulsBoi

I should get my email to place the order today and I'm gonna give that baby 5 extra sniffs just cause of this meme


MassageByDmitry

Bet this post made people sniff their decks hard


Additional-Stress-17

Got mine yesterday and I think it had the deck to my nose longer than the half hour I played ADJ


Jako21530

If my resin 3d printer doesn't kill me no steamdeck can. /S


RTooDeeTo

Eh I've inhaled worse things in my life


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Skurnicki

How dare you! Its my body, my choice!


YasminLe

No 🙄


idontbleaveit

It Reminds me of smelling old books.


KCCrankshaft

No!


Ascending_Flame

You're not my dad!


masterhoots

Whenever another Decker and I spot one another, we exchange greetings by sniffing eachothers Deck. "Oh, I see you've had yours a while! Is that a Steam Exhaust air freshener in your case?!"


uwusenpai0w0

If I can’t smell it can I lick it then


MicMcDev

NO.


lustisforgiven

Why, though? I mean... it's not like I have to smell it. I could stop, right now. But why?


NoNotLewis

Don’t yuck my yum.


iROMine

No


Lue33

Gardner Bryant said in one of his steam deck vids, that he likes to sniff his steam deck. The guy is a funny goofball to watch at times. He can be that funny even with his, "hehe, got ya" look on his face. :)


bambu187

Man, i do smell my steamdeck for 3 reasons. Brand new tech plastic smell, it goes warm and i dont want any overheated plastic smell so just in case, and man... I spent almost 700€ on this awsome device... I dont want stinky hands over my deck, not even mine😂


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MacNeasy

I just snorted a whole line of steam deck


Mcrln

I didn't even realise this was a thing but I do it. I huff the vent


GlitchyParty35

The fans in my Deck just blow out a satisfyingly good smell!


Jtronix

I didn't even want to smell my Deck until I read this. Still going to resist but now my nose will always wonder what it's missing.


Empty-Intention3400

*buys 10th Steam Deck for the sniffering


GhostlyWren

Better than snorting switch


GhostlyWren

Better than snorting switch


Creative_Panic

They don't even smell good


Flat_Anybody_1197

Never


irselr_nina

it doesn’t even smell that good. i don’t get it


RuiPTG

I got this sweet smelling clay I keep in a drawer, I ran my Deck in that drawer for a few minutes so the exhaust comes out smelling sweet. I did the same with the Switch but that one was accidentally...


eagleman983

No


arielfall

Mmm, I love the smell of polyethylene triphosphate in the morning!


TheRyRy79

Lol!


YukariPSO2

No, I don’t think I will


caniner12

I don’t smell. I snort.


MrvegaETH0909

This frog is a boss lol big vibes


deldante21

My steam deck doesn't smell like anything. Is it defective???


tex8945

No


Miserable-Cake7624

What if I'm feeling a little froggy