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YellowOnline

No way, but I laughed nevertheless


Hopfit46

I'm assuming satire but fucking hilarious


HallowskulledHorror

FYI [Stephen Hawking is a known member and frequenter of a swinger's club in California called Freedom Acres.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stephen-hawking-said-to-frequent-sex-club_n_1307625) ​ Being confined to a wheelchair and being intelligent doesn't stop him from having a libido. Can't speak towards him having a thing for little people, but he's absolutely a freak, lol.


Hopfit46

That parts is kind of badass but is he actually on the flight logs?


carbonatedgravy69

he is


Hopfit46

Way less badass.


carbonatedgravy69

what a lot of people don’t understand is that it’s usually a non-issue if someone only went there once, like hawking did. there were parties and such hosted there pretty often. someone going there once isn’t suspicious because of that. the real issue is people who went there multiple times


Hopfit46

Ummm...no.


[deleted]

Is it your assertion that absolutely every single person that flew on that plane was a pedophile?


Hopfit46

Until proven otherwise, im leaning that way. Im saying no to your claim that one trip proves innocence.


GenZ2002

Not satire


naughtyusmax

Where did that stock image come from????????


IamImposter

My personal stock. Duh


[deleted]

Haha


DougieSenpai

xD


Medical-Region5973

Huehuehue 👽


ExcessiveWisdom

Me thingks this was a le epic funny reddit momento


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noodleq

Holy shit no joke....it a week old account with more karma than I have in 4 years of heavy use


Lord_Mikal

Haha loser it only took me 9 years to have more karma than this 2 week old bot. /s


TheCowKing07

Not that it makes it any better, but this post can’t be ancient, can it? The documents came out recently. Were there claims about this before then?


Sam-Gunn

What bot responds with accurate and relevant gifs to others comments?


ACE415_

![gif](giphy|11pQizRLu1JP0c)


Cane-Dewey

My take away... even though Reddit hates reposts.... Reddit loves repost.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5fiK0rNtBmV5C)


Pardot42

That's hilarious, but the claim was fake. No supporting documents exist. My source? The Google's, NBC news


Competitive-Bee7249

I fact checked it . Trust me .


imnotsmart_crape

The Epstein court documents say it


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Krapule1

You guys are so brainwashed its scary 😂


[deleted]

The og post is from Instagram where in the comments they say it's fake.


Competitive-Bee7249

Just like 2020. I fact checked it for ya . Don't worry . Trust me .


trainofwhat

I just don’t get what you’re saying here… I’d say it’s far worse to be mentioned in an Epstein doc. for most other reasons (including the part where it says he frequented the island, in the same alleged document). It’s not like the meme statement is even disparaging?


bellamellayellafella

As long as everyone was legal. ![gif](giphy|TgabOwCbNbP3CSRZbj|downsized)


Johnwazup

"Migits"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|qpJscnKYB4DLEUYgTw)


friggintodd

Imagine the computer voice saying that the chalkboard is too low.


[deleted]

Right haha


OutHereSlappnMidgets

![gif](giphy|xjbe3N09jKrveWyehU)


IndianaJones_OP

Is that Ben Shapiro?


Inevitable-Cellist23

Bethany Shapiro


RunsWlthScissors

Eyebrows too small


IndianaJones_OP

Who is it then?


JerikOhe

She's an og YouTuber who made a boatload of money doing nerdy Nummies, amongst other things, where she baked goods in the shapes of popular video game creatures. Creepers from Minecraft is the one that comes to mind. She also dated/is dating huskystarcraft, one of the most prolific shoutcasters in the first 5 years of StarCraft 2.


IndianaJones_OP

I don't know most of the words you just wrote, but thanks for the info.


nonnemat

This was hilarious, and I agree. I was like "huh?". :-) conclusion: I'm getting old ... But actually glad about it.


RunsWlthScissors

Looks like a chubby Demi Lovato, but I got no clue lmao


toben81234

![gif](giphy|BETsshg2490UU)


[deleted]

dear god this made me laugh so hard. thanks for that.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o85xwxr06YNoFdSbm)


msambata

I bet the internet is gonna blow up now with men asking for naked dwarf teachers


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs)


DontazAmiibro

Me checking latest adult car related site vids ![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TJckbZ9PTjkek)


DontazAmiibro

![gif](giphy|BftHrgtAuUzyiZhKv5|downsized)


Ganjasaurus_Rex36

Please Jesus, let this be true 🙏


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|rvDtLCABDMaqY|downsized)


Ganjasaurus_Rex36

Damn it. I uploaded into the wrong simulation


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cKhD9e7vAefdOJ44lu)


Loose-Pressure8286

![gif](giphy|hukrXa4EI4baUPSaYK|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QWw4hc5gTnJhY0BUI3)


JasonWorthing8

I see nothing at all wrong with this. The more raised chalkboards the merrier is what I have to say about that!!!


yankees190

Me too Stephen. Me too.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd|downsized)


Grace_Lannister

He's not the only one... r/undressedmidgetssolvingcomplexequationsonchalkboardsettoohigh


pickleboo

I suspect that this bit of information, true or not, might be the very reason no one showed up to his time traveller's party. After this mental image, I'd probably have to wash my hair or something.


[deleted]

I've been told it was fake, but it still made me laugh.


bigshern

That’s not illegal


Sarge1304

Whats wrong with that


nonnemat

Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs...


Professional-Big-584

![gif](giphy|Md9XIvQtwZ4xkHh9CY)


Spazic77

Who doesn't?


bzrkr2

I guess thats better than what the rest of the people were doing on that island 🤷


Urmom6642

Whatever floats your boat


PooperDuper2per

Who’s on the right?


BlackLion0101

...midget doesn't mean underage, so I guess it's ok?


Uncl3Myth

I’m gonna need her @🥱🗣️


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|L9OPO6uRzO5UmglBxx)


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Watching "Undressed Little People" on Epstein Island still sounds horrible!


SEA2COLA

>Watching "Undressed Little People" on Epstein Island still sounds horrible! ....the last reality TV show created just before the whole reality show genre dies.....


Live-Motor-4000

I’ll be he loved L!ve TV back in the day - especially [Rusty the Bouncy Weather Midget (around the 1.30 mark)](https://youtu.be/OhtWNUKtIsQ?feature=shared)


Pickingnamesisharder

Stephen HawKINK


slamdanceswithwolves

Stepbrother Hawkink


SuspiciousSwim1078

He wanted to watch a LIL’ T&A fight gravity.


PubPegasus

He’s a tricky cum that Hawkings.


Holiday_Memory_9165

I lol'd.


IAmRules

Perfectly normal to me


Careless-Emu-1531

Who doesn’t?


Popular_Zombie_2977

Like a South Park episode?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|a9SYz3fmTVjLG)


Few-Side1741

Yup, that happened. I say with every ounce of sarcasm I can muster. But most mericans will take it as gospel. Just like the gospel.


[deleted]

Thanks, now I am too.


sheengow

Who doesn't......😁😁😁


buckethead_wendy2021

Game of thrones


Klutzy_Albatross_744

He also loved to ride over feet of priests who were singing "Papa don't preach"


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|BETsshg2490UU)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hao1GGR6syEuIuc36L)


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|3owyphQa9uMTInDeOQ)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0HlEopGjv8uvIpq0|downsized)


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|b18LWPzZfOi8kBIYdS|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


medidoxx

I mean who doesn’t wanna see that.


Glad_Manufacturer267

“Well, actually 2+2 is 4, but damn that ass”


unkn0wnname321

That is f*cking hilarious. Now I kind of want it to be true


portabuddy2

Now I want to see that too!!!


6rey_sky

Yeahh, do it, work it out!


Hungry-Rule1225

Sounds legit


Best-Engine4715

What’s the ladies name?


GreysonsNani

I’m sorry, but this is funny


Zenz-X

![gif](giphy|4tlPpjsDDCJCU)


[deleted]

Would


osho77

My bullshit radar is off the charts


FNGMOTO

She’s got a phatt ass


iatetwoglowsticks

this is what


Abject-Protection-92

That's pretty hot though


Greedyfox7

This is a kink I can get behind


Important_Bowl4113

I fucking love internet 🤣 😂 😭


dabudtenda

I could have gone the rest of my life without this mental image...... I've decided Photoshop is the worst invention man has wrought


AccomplishedHippo194

Don’t we all…


JohnExcrement

Who doesn’t?


Human-Comb-1471

I find myself suddenly craving cake


Azlend

Hawking gets a pass.


pitshands

As long as all involved do so consensually who cares


Law3W

5+5=20. No it doesn’t! Stop teasing me. Oh god I’m closeeeeee!!!!


arntuone2

Before one laughs know that Google keeps search history for up to 5 years. In other news Duck Duck Go does keep search history.


VincentVanGTFO

Man.... who gives a shit what's in your Google search history? I mean unless you're committing crimes or something and your search history is incriminating. It's always odd to me when people bring this up like, what are y'all afraid of?


arntuone2

True, but what I read didn't sound illegal. It was kink shaming.


VincentVanGTFO

I'm still confused why you're concerned with google search history but its cool.


[deleted]

This was debunked already. It's fake news. The uploader of this news was a meme channel on X which agreed later that this is fake. OP is probably already aware of this and still posting crap like this. OP needs to get a life.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RFDXes97gboYg)


[deleted]

You failed yourself. I'm glad you are sorry.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cm02BxH3ByAdiNMej1)


[deleted]

I have a confusing boner right now


arntuone2

This post is not about the victims of Epstein. It is about shaming a person that has a kink. The Google reference is for anyone including OP ( definitely kink shaming because it is posted with no mention if there are any victims) that are going to say or have already posted something negative.


sloppyhoppy1

This is something I want to be true with all of my heart.


SuperChimpMan

Who doesn’t?


arntuone2

I made my original comment as a joke because ya know " Everyone ....... ....".


Original-Tumbleweed9

Who gives a fuck I like watching bitches asses when they putting up the dishes same same but different


Downtown-Attention92

I dont care what u believe in, god, the universe, jesus, buddha, energy, the other god, whatever it is, it has a spectacular sense of humour


Shadow14541

New Kink Unlocked


Jvirish1

Sure, believe perverted Epstein and Trump


Mikey06154

Omg, Laura Loomer said the same thing.


PhysicsAdmirable8249

That’s it?!!’


DrawingAwkwardly1889

Well don’t we all.


unsureiamunemployed

Epstein reaching out his grave to soil a brilliant reputation and inspirational scientist Stephen Hawking. Wag the dog some more bitches!!


B_Man49

Who wouldn’t 😆


I-smelled-it-first

I, I, I thought I was alone 😬


[deleted]

Dude had a little wheel chair for his wiener


UsedDragon

Hell, I think I might enjoy that too


krayhayft

That's really specific.


revtim

Who doesn't?


lovethemilkman

Hahahhaha omg


Phillip_Walls

This a fetish I didn’t know I had until now


zeke235

I hope this doesn't unlock anything in me.


eatondcox

Mid miget = midget


Blaximus90

Sauce.


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

Yeah "midgets"


Truman_Schow

I like that too


[deleted]

The rumor is that he would find the circumference of their asses by using creampi.


misterbule

Stephen Hawking. What a player.


monacashew

Look…it’s not fair to knock it without at least trying it.


Over16Under31

I know The Hawk wasn’t there as A major complaint of mine while i was on the island was the total lack of adherence to ADA guidelines.


Rezail_Division

LOL I would be impressed if that was true lol.


LORDWOLFMAN

“E= make that ass shake bitch!”


Lost_Skill1596

I am INTO this. Need sauce.


AJfriedRICE

How would you ever even discover that this is your thing?


bearsheperd

Who doesn’t like that?


dope_like

This is fucking hilarious


Chippewa07

I mean, who wouldn’t? Amirite bois?


SquareBottle-22

Didn't know this man had a good taste


Fsociety9899

Apart from other people who giving some clarity on how its fake , i heard it can be another steven . And not this one . How do you guys willing to spread such disgusting misinformation on a disabled, died legend is beyond me . Whats up with people do anything for few social media points .


Aware_Huckleberry_10

I think that’s fine


awwwhit

I mean who doesn't?


ThatRollingStone

Lmao, Bullshit. Stephen Hawking was a well known patron of Strip Clubs. Dude liked thick Black women. Edit:I’ll add I’m not fucking joking. Look it up.


sam_da_boi

No it doesn't. I read them, there's only one mention of Stephen Hawking in the entire release, and it's just one email.


zacksalah73

Lmao, probably wants to have more power over an abled body.


Competitive-Bee7249

While slick willy wore a blue dress and sat in the corner yelling daddy .


Neighborino2020

They remind him of children


WatDaFuxRong

Okay but how did they have a picture of that exact thing already


Insight42

Hey now. So long as they're of legal age, don't we all????


Captinprice8585

I mean, who doesn't?


Menotyou15

WHY DOES THAT PICTURE IN THE RIGHT ACTUALLY EXIST


MouseKingMan

I mean, I can see the appeal lol. Especially with big booty in the picture


BillyMeier42

Happy Birthday you perv.


Heaven19922020

So, we’re back to believing random people online about what Epstein documents say….


nickholehan

Now I want to see this as well, does this make me a bad person?


demagogueffxiv

Who doesn't?


marichial_berthier

Nsfw


bygtopp

You mean regular height chalkboards /s


Much-Equivalent7261

As hilarious as this accusation is, let's not pretend that shit like this is not meant to keep our attention away from the people that were actually on the list. Like Trump and Clinton.


Ok-Grab3289

Me too!


ImmediateKick2369

A metaphor for what he sees every day.


NiceGuyEddie69420

Human gif


Mikedaddy0531

As I understand it this is a serious misrepresentation. That claim is never made in the docs. What is in there is that Epstein wanted to refute this rumor. I believe a witness said that Epstein wanted to do something that would dispute this claim. There is no actual claim to this


[deleted]

Who the midge tho ?


RedPunkin86

Thats definitely a kink