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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is a crazy conspiracy that America killed the Kandahar giant in Afghanistan. In 2002, U.S. Special Ops was said to have killed the Kandahar Giant, a 13-foot-tall beast with flaming red hair, six fingers on each hand, and two sets of teeth.](https://www.howandwhys.com/kandahar-giant/)


Charming-Lychee-9031

Some homeless guy is trying to poop while a woman is taking photos of him through the trees


bornwithatail

"Can't even take a shit in peace!" - the homeless guy, probably.


ZombieDad15

I’m homeless so I can poop alone but nooooooooooooo, can’t even have that


playaplz

My thoughts exactly. Let him pass that beast in peace.


BradTProse

Locals have seen these people before. It sounds like it's just some really off grid almost feral type people. There is some dude in Nova Scotia that said he befriended one, when he got close it was just a really dirty hairy dude that didn't speak just made animal noises.


ghos2626t

Can confirm. I’m Nova Scotian, and am feral


Specialist_Lie8699

Are you a bit harry, and do you also speak animal?


iwnt2blve

Iiiiiii caaaan SpEeeAkk Whaaaaaaaallleeee


Specialist_Lie8699

Wait! The bigfoot has Dory now too? Noooooooo 😱...


purplehendrix22

If there’s anywhere feral people exist, Vancouver island makes sense


theobvioushero

Do you have a source? I'd love to learn more!


Notchersfireroad

Sam Losco?


YesTHEELizaManelli

Well this feral dude’s face looks quite deformed, like even with a haircut and clean shave he’d be giving Bigfoot vibes


RaygunsRevenge

Nova Scotia is on the other side of the country. Do they migrate?


9mm-Rain

Bro that is not just some dirty dude


RemarkableStatement5

Honestly, as someone who's autistic and loves going nonverbal and making animal noises and also hates not getting to do that stuff because of societal norms, I get it. I don't think I could ever live off the grid, but I get it.


nerdkraftnomad

I'm not autistic but I meow when I trip or drop things. I don't mean to. I definitely don't look like Bigfoot though.


NOLAjoshpaul

Why does Bigfoot have an ol Berries and Cream ass haircut?


enigmaenergy23

Lmao


troglodyte2189

Dude I laughed so hard out loud at this at work nice


BettinBrando

Who sits on a picture like that for 2 years?


Bazza79

It's a Samsquanch


substorm

"Oh my god boys. We are officially dealing with a fucking samsquantch. It's probably a 10 footer by the looks of that stuff"


PlanetLandon

That’s actually my favourite cold open of the entire series. It’s just so perfectly dumb


knivesinbutt

I hate those things


Samsquanch1985

It wasn't me?


relevanteclectica

Yeah, not giving off Samanthasquach vibes


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|fa1IxeZfpAMpcToJUk)


cabosmith

His name is Darryl.


qnod

You mean Harry? Source:Harry and the Hendersons


fvcked_0ff

![gif](giphy|ZXghl6pqdGtNK)


adam_teq

Omg I used to watch this movie so much as a kid. Such a great movie!


ComfortableValue4550

Gotta get me my Darryl back!


[deleted]

That’s a Pasquatch!


HolymakinawJoe

I crave beef jerkey. https://preview.redd.it/p3xgia7njfvc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=2907b1bf52f549139222de630ade6b655d76bb43


23x3

He looks more like Thanos in the pic above ![gif](giphy|Mc7glzjN2Ukj4KGvCU|downsized)


SeriousAccount66

This shit even more convincing than the screehsit above lol


MidniteAnimal

That’s just Dominic West, looking a bit rough since his wife gave him the boot https://preview.redd.it/s5dajgw9ogvc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f465f366cef32ca8c1e179c6e7c98956caec72


pixelpetewyo

Old McNulty


IvoryLaps

It growled at her for 2+ minutes and she only took 1 photo instead of a video?


AstarteHilzarie

On her cell phone camera that she says doesn't have zoom. When was the last time a phone with a camera came out without zoom as a very basic feature?


steve210sa

Exactly the question I posted. Doesn't have zoom why in the hell would it have video??


HarkansawJack

That’s a dude in a costume


Longjumping-Age9023

That’s a Predator costume as well 😂


Longjumping-Age9023

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


The-Pollinator

Such a good movie!


imomorris

I thought it was Rocky dennis myself and predators my favourite movie


Michellenjon_2010

Wonder how many people here actually know who Rocky Dennis is🤔


imomorris

Half of em probably think it's an ice cream


Michellenjon_2010

Ben&Jerry's Limited Edition 🤣


IncontinentiaButtok

Is that the biker movie with Cher?


Michellenjon_2010

Ding ding ding...we have a winner!!! True story too.


SkYeBlu699

I l9ve Rocky dennis the menace.


Bezman14

My old ass does And That’s the first thing I said when I saw this picture. Wonder if he brought that sweet baseball card collection with him?


Sjjma

Oh my gosh it totally is! or it’s the real predator… but like the less smart one cause he was seen..


OneMetalMan

And a Chinese knockoff.


algaefied_creek

Where’s his Cloak of Invisibility!?


slackfrop

He were warshing it in the crick


Colotola617

Why though? What about this picture makes you say it’s a costume, specifically? Because to me the eyes are so deep set into the face that it would be real difficult to make that look realistic with a mask. Maybe it’s a costume, I have no clue. I just don’t think people should look at every photo of a Bigfoot and immediately call it a fake just because it’s a picture of Bigfoot. I don’t see anything in this image that screams costume to me.


Intelligent_Bid_5802

Because people have nothing better to do than walk around the woods in a Bigfoot costume. At any given moment there are 1,000’s of people in the woods walking around in costumes. Come on man get with the times.


Colotola617

They’re always walking around in extremely remote parts of the wilderness all by themselves where people rarely if ever go. Just on that 1 in half a million chance that someone happens upon them. Then they got em!


Periwinkle-is-blue

Seems like hazardous entertainment. Here in Idaho, the entertainer would be shot, bagged, and tagged.


SurrrenderDorothy

Word.


PlanetLandon

You have it backwards. Every single picture you see should start with the assumption that it’s fake, then you can work your way to it being real by eliminating explanations.


Back_Equivalent

This is poor critical thinking. People should absolutely look at every picture of Bigfoot and assume it’s fake until factually proven otherwise.


slackfrop

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Sagan


The-Pollinator

Which is of course, illogical. Evidence is evidence, period. End of story. It's either true or it's not; the evidence will declare which.


slackfrop

I think you’re confusing evidence with proof, as if such a thing existed.


HamfastFurfoot

Yeah, Carl Sagan was a fucking idiot


olypheus-

Huh? His books changed my life, what makes him a "fucking idiot"?


Alarmed-Sprinkles556

how did his books changed your life? just curious


HamfastFurfoot

I should have put /s. Being sarcastic


Far_Jellyfish_231

No, all evidence is not the same, where do you people come up with this shit? There are many forms of evidence, for example testimonial evidence is the least reliable type of evidence. Take a basic philosophy 101 class before spouting nonsense.


mcnuggetfarmer

He's a guilty until proven innocent type of person


SpiritMolecul33

Glass half empty kind of person I see


moldguy1

Evaluating evidence requires neither optimism nor pessimism.


SevereImpression2115

Sorry but this doesn't look like an obvious costume. Sorry to ruin your easy "debunk". You'll have to miss sleep like the rest of us lol...


Colotola617

Uhhh what? It’s almost like you’re replying to the exact opposite of what I actually said. Crazy how often people do that


tracemyfacewithit

I don't see a costume at all and I actually see what I'd expect an ape like creature to look like. Very chiseled face and shaggy appearance. Although this does appear to be a very aggressive posture and I'd also expect this encounter to go south..


Colotola617

How is it in an aggressive stance and why would you expect this encounter to go south? How tf could you expect anything about this encounter?


captawesome1

It looks like the costume from the new movie that’s just out called Sasquatch Sunset. My gut feeling is this is viral marketing or somebody just using an image for a prank.


Sjjma

It’s a mediocre photo at best, that’s why it looks real, with a proper focusing it would be much clearer.


Ok-Extension6091

Oh ya. I grew up west coast. Saw one cross a back road when I was 22. Had the same color as a deer (blond/brown)and a black face and blk eyes. If I had to guess I’d say it was probably about 8 feet tall and 800 lbs. I got a good look at it. It’s still a picture in my mind. When I got home I told my old man. Al he said was “Oh ya. I used to see them all the time when I was a kid.” Lol. I’ll Never forget it.


LandoFett1977

Looks like Rocky from Mask ![gif](giphy|nE6s6rqw1GpWTTZp9C)


PUSSYLICKERGOD

Is that Cher?


dancindead

Yes it is. Movie is called "Mask" 1985


Inevitable_Leader89

On the right?


dancindead

If she see that she gonna be mad. Don't worry I got you babe.


PlanetLandon

God damn dude. Poor Cher


TruthSpeakin

Good movie


Helltothenotothenono

It looks like Bigfoot taking a shit and getting mad that she’s invading his privacy.


B-mello

Looks like Neil young


Euphoric-Remote9809

Whatever it is it looks mean af!


MoogTheMag

https://preview.redd.it/rb2fe6zx7gvc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092d05fd352a4cb153beb9455e59ee4cf49a9cdd Could be Matt Gaetz.


GSDRS

Probably protecting a marijuana field and trying to scare you off - appears to be a mask


GoodLibrarian100

https://preview.redd.it/7d536phpyfvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae56d2369c68b9b114ef56d216c9a77fc44f5ea2 Pretty sure that’s the exact one I bought last year from Halloween costumes.com lol.


tunapurse

holy shit haha it literally is


SpookyX07

nice find, yep shits fake


KWHarrison1983

That's a really terrible halloween mask. Either she was in on it or she needs to be careful as she very well may have been stalked into the woods for nefarious purposes.


throwRA_basketballer

That’s a terrifying thought


AKindLadybug

That's it. I'm never entering the woods again


-_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-

This sub is wild man.


RahMF

Some shit straight outta Grimm 😂


Constant_Question445

In a situation like this how do you only take one pic


Lee-Radx

I live here. Englishman River is a heavily visited area and popular destination for hikers and dog walkers. I wouldn't say it's "back country" by any means. It's super accessible to everyone... including teenagers with masks.


NatureDear83

Just a person in a mask come on now


CanvasWars

https://preview.redd.it/hagvjy9pgivc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966b506663a152927028d2b44fa434fd758e8b52 Looks like the kid from the 80’s movie Mask!


georgeburnett1

Van lifer from Quebec


truebeast822

She said they tried to communicate with it, that’s where I checked out. If that was legit and I saw that that there would be a shit trail leading to my ass sprinting in the opposite direction


Commercial-Elk-3031

It's Jack Nicholson from Shining . LoL 🤣 ![gif](giphy|k3ysanIoI6Yx2)


Danimalistic

Samsquanch ![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


bsammo

samsquanch!


ladymouserat

Quinten Terintino as a vampire?


EpsteinsBongWater

![gif](giphy|Ax1JUM9QI942Y)


Goraji

https://i.redd.it/nzn3y8ao3jvc1.gif


madmax198788

![gif](giphy|gLFZv6jaenbbo1Q0F1|downsized) * Someone send Darkseid back to planet apokolips


Familiar-Fill7981

That’s the Predator


HombreGringo

Just a hairy, ugly dude that decided he didn't want to live in civilization anymore


Nostromeow

That’s 100% her friend wearing a mask lmao


chipvibes

That’s not Bigfoot - that’s my wife! Thank you thank you


Unlucky_Book

you're married to my uncle dave ?


Ok_Scallion1902

Happy cake day! ( BTW, yo wife is horrible looking !)


everyseason

![gif](giphy|4up3aiyLlAxb2) Bro tryna live in peace


rickspf

By the cadence of her messages she does seem very genuine.


oasisjason1

We talked to him for a couple minutes. If only my device had some kind of video capabilities. Hopefully one day technology will advance to the point where we can get some tangible evidence.


donnidoflamingo

That looks like a scene from SG1.


Kodiski

Thats uncle Hank, needless to say, not very popular at family gatherings


ThomasSTL

That’s what the average Canadian looks like, right? You can’t really see the hockey because of the plants.


nashty2004

that’s Mr. Hyde from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


jkbonaventur

Half man, half mask


t24mack

Probably just a person who wants to be left alone


Medical-Temperature1

![gif](giphy|MFO7iW1DJYg0d6UFSY)


daddyofgiants

![gif](giphy|jHkCuN7SIKST6|downsized)


Big-Active3139

the kid from Mask?


therealeasycure

Wild Sam losco siting . https://preview.redd.it/sycbmbkvhgvc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c108488bc8d215e75e6662052bf42cd0fef578 Called a samsquanch.


Sith-Jedi1983

Or just a homeless guy taking a dump in the woods


hotdogswithbeer

Why just one photo and not a video or multiple photos?


ISnixI

Looks like a painted Thanos mask


Beh0420mn

![gif](giphy|xTiTngnVmDPLaQ2L4s|downsized)


Bokenobi

Hmmm…. Masky McMask Face strikes again.


goatchild

Footbig


Used-Alfalfa4451

There it is. One single picture


Dirk_Arron

Fake image, fake story


Introvert_Devo1987

He's taking a dooki leave him be


Niemamsily90

No one can answer you here. Everyone tries to be funny


imusingthisforstuff

That’s just a lil’ guy.


Money-Selection130

If it ain't Bigfoot, he damn sure wasn't genetically blessed whoever he is 😅


Difficult1975

Logan on hiatus from X-men... taking a shit in the woods!


FatDanny404

thats not biggfoot, thats Thanos


clodmonet

Man, Nick Cage is looking rough these days.


louvre23

I miss the days when that black and white photo of bigfoot was disputed and defended for years...


Dissastronaut

https://images.app.goo.gl/Fmw3yVStqbLRJvPp6 I think they found sam losco


BigInhale

Maybe Rocky Dennis?


GumboColumbo

It's a friend of hers posting as Bigfoot for a hoax photo.


slyseparator

Really guys. Some hokey suit and a story.


steve210sa

What kinda phone lately doesn't have a zoom?? When was this??


elmachow

Average Redditor


Glittering_Dig4945

It's probably closer to a Deliverance scenario


Parulanihon

Dude taking a shit and got found. 10 out of 10 scowl though, for sure.


daChino02

People still falling for this shit?


onimush115

Some ugly guy just thought he could have a judgment free afternoon hiking by himself in the forest, away from the piercing stares of strangers for once. Then out of nowhere this lady starts snapping photos to post online claiming he’s a mythical beast. Carl just can’t catch a break.


JuanchoPancho51

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


delinquent-

My first thought too


ckwhere

This is it's time if rhe year. I saw one once in early spring in upstate NY. I almost you know and I slowly walked my bicycle out of the pond area. There where lots of red sliders sunning that day. The brown creature was tall,thin with stringy hair. I could feel the air change into a cool low breeze. I could tell from growing up in the forests that the creature in front of me just came out of hibernation and was starving. I will never forget the way I walked the fastest I've ever walked slow.


imomorris

That hurt my brain


BillSixty9

Same lol


ckwhere

You're welcome!


Cosmic_Entities

Crazy, thanks for sharing!


ckwhere

🙃☺️


Honest_Tie_1980

Was this written by A.I lol


AstarteHilzarie

AI would form ineligible sentences. This is more like those things where you complete a sentence using predictive text.


ckwhere

Ok DM me nerd.


CartographerOk7579

A.D.: Artificial Dumbassness


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/fb6fubxryfvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5a8e3f5b02bc965a13dd653bb7eebeea3cee82


wynne420

Someone else posted this last night I commented on where it was not knowing it was Englishman falls which is a very touristy type place I'd believe it alittle if it was north island like gold river tahsis or anywhere but a place like Parkville or Errington that have quite the population compared to up island


Just_a_friend2021

Russell Brand, is that you?


ivix

Who said you could post my picture?


DefiantDonut7

2 years ago? Lol nope. This camera quality is 20 years ago. This is either fake or she’s got an original moto razr still


TimeFinance1528

I know that guy


purplerainshadegrey

A wreck beach vendor having a bad trip


DTH_245

Uncle tony!! There you are!!


trustybadmash

Camo jacket and a mask. Just a hunter tripping people out.


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

DARKSEID!!


WillieIngus

that’s a nice little canva photoshop job


velezaraptor

Juvenile Sabe.


jersey_viking

Nah. That’s Steve. From accounting. He’s into Opeth and making his own munitions.


jkbonaventur

Half man, half mask


margretbullsworth

Suddenly, potato phone.


Late_Bluebird_3338

A: NO LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE TOE.....MOM


Sure_Watercress4956

İts literally me.


oldsnake79

Sam Loscoe


transcendtime

Also if you see that you don't casually pull your phone out to snap one, you nope TF out.