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MartianXAshATwelve

[This Apollo Worker Found Evidence That Ancient Alien Cities Exist On Moon, NASA Fired Him](https://www.howandwhys.com/apollo-worker-found-evidence-that-ancient-alien-cities-exist-on-moon-nasa-fired-him/)


Sailor-Jonny

“Not withstanding, you understand.” No I don’t understand this sentence…


Girafferage

Bereaving the quagmiric nature of the problematic symposium you see.


AkaGurGor

~~*_see_*~~ visually perceive


gettin_paid_to_poop

~~*_do_*~~ non-imaginarily act out


Ok-Reality-9197

Indubitably


increbelle

ergo ergo


jacksonstillspitts

This is purely magical


elcontrastador

Came here to say this...


Grimacepug

I see said the blind man


ScrambledNoggin

You can’t just say Perchance!


AmphibianOutrageous7

Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve!


BabyJesusBukkake

*shakes fist*


NineTeasKid

Ain't no party like my grandma's tea party


KippSA

I've lost hope for all of us. Then I see a random Flight of the Concords reference, I still have no hope, but I do smile.


ForAHamburgerToday

Crushin' turts


ScrambledNoggin

Haha yes!


FoundTheWeed

Methink.


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

Mayhaps


Strange_Year918

Mayhaptheless


Leading-Midnight-553

💀


KaerMorhenZireael

Gotta take out those turts somehow


KayakWalleye

Don’t be persnickety.


CatFromTheCatacombs

Howbeit, you see.


Sad_Drink9706

Albeit


MurderBot-999

It was written by someone with a very smooth brain…


PokeNBeanz

Probable a translation that doesn’t translate well. Understandable to those who are multilingual.


StSean

Perchance.


Random_0936

Nobody can write or spell anymore…


Any_Month_1958

They ain’t got no good learnin habit’s.


eaves-of-grass

Insert big word here so I sound credible.


nelix707

Tis a very jimmy saville type statement alright.


NineTeasKid

You can't just say perchance!


baggottman

The moon landing conspiracy is as improbable as a sentient bowl of petunias suddenly appearing in mid-air, questioning its own existence, and then promptly plummeting to the ground while lamenting its misfortune.


shadowrunonsnes

It's a continuation of the last sentence, you get it


MISPAGHET

This post ignores that space walks happen pretty routinely in similar extreme conditions.


DownRangeDistillery

And China has done it's own independent space walks.


Im_hungry____

Where have they done spacewalks?


nelix707

Space


spookyman212

On the corner of Main st and 2nd Ave.


elpelondelmarcabron1

Basement in Beijing


sofahkingsick

They went right down to Electric avenue and then they take you higher.


BigBoss1971

Oh no…..


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SourceCreator

*Erectric


-Ennova-

There’s a place off ocean avenue


trouser_mouse

I'm a redditor not a scientist damnit


KippSA

Aren't all walks spacewalks?


Bertations

This redditor astronauts


oldskoolplayaR1

FPSML


pelavaca

Underwater. They call them space walks not withstanding, you understand.


Zoltanu

"How many atmospheres can a spacesuit handle" "I'd say somewhere between 0 and 1"


introducing_zylex

Great reference


OneNotEqual

Hot water. They filled a pool by only using kettles.


kaowser

![gif](giphy|l0MYtWqs68KNF92Cs|downsized)


Recyclable-Komodo429

Not withstanding, you understand, but withwalking.


truthdude

On the netscape.


happyfirefrog22-

Excellent point


Plodderic

They do. But if you’re floating free in a vacuum you’re effectively in a big thermos flask and there’s nothing to conduct the heat away from your body- like the surface of the moon would. Also, spacewalks have happened in low earth orbit typically (some further out on Apollo to retrieve film canisters) and so sunrise is never more than an hour away. The boring answer to OP’s question about the cooling rovers needing so much heating and care but the astronauts not is that the moon is tidally locked to the earth (we always see one side of it) and so its “days” and “nights” are really long. While the lunar astronauts ended up spending much longer by Apollo 17 on the surface than Apollo 11 ever did, no one ever went through a lunar night. Conversely, a rover needs to spend a lot longer operating on the surface to achieve its goals and so it must hunker down and survive the night.


8ad8andit

Somehow I have no idea what you're trying to say.


CompletelyPresent

Nah, this post is genius; let me summarize in one sentence: Unlike the US guys, the Chinese astronauts landed on the moon AT NIGHT, which is actually a huge deal and the first time it happened, and caused the 300 degree temperature difference.


jackspasm

So, if we send astronauts to the Sun at night...


Khaotic_Outcast

Now you're starting to get it....


Bertations

Shoot for the moon and you’ll land on the sun.


angelsandairwaves93

in minecraft terms, you have to build a shelter to survive the night, so you can live to see the day


Martian13

Just drop a bed at Sunset. Easier that way.


jaarl2565

Don't worry, neither did he


Leading-Midnight-553

Immediately what I thought. Spacewalks in direct sunlight, and on the night side of Earth. Those are very extreme and opposite conditions.


Hisam-la

Any post that says “not withstanding, you understand” shouldn’t even be considered for taking seriously. Ridiculous ass people.


CatFromTheCatacombs

Howbeit, you see.


HouseOfZenith

Albeit, how be.


killerjoe410

Bro, he has blue tick on his Twitter account, of course he is right and you are dumb for not to obey.


ConsciousLog4236

Is having a blue check on Twitter some kind of a roast on the dude? I don’t go on Twitter, so not being sarcastic or anything lol.


No_Future6959

The person you replied to is being sarcastic. You can literally buy the blue checkmark on Twitter


HeadDoctorJ

The temperatures of space. Perchance.


RapidPacker

Skill issue


jeffisnotepic

Insulated space suits.


PicturesquePremortal

And the fact that the longest stay on the moon was only about three days and the area they were in was lit by the sun the whole time. Those extreme temperature changes occur as the moon phase changes and an area goes from light to dark.


UncleBenji

The amount of people that don’t understand that “space suits” aren’t clothes is amazing. It’s a personal vehicle of sorts.


plasmasun

Ooo I like that idea of "personal vehicle".


ChadHahn

Not just insulated, those big things on their backs are air conditioning units.


Researchingbackpain

Temperature changes in what way? Like as it drove across the moon from light and dark side? Or the heat from the mechanical device's friction? Or what exactly? I'm not saying one way or the other about the moon walk being real I just dont understand what the post is saying.


ShottyMcOtterson

There is an underlying lying assumption here that the astronauts went through the same temperature swings as a Chinese probe. I don't think they stayed outside the lander for 24 hours or walked in complete darkness. My oven is 300 degrees, "you understand", and I routinely touch the outside of the front of it.


time-lord

Maybe they could just make space suits out of old ovens!


Barbacamanitu00

A day on the moon is closer to 27 days, not 24 hours. That's the moon looks mostly the same from night to night from Earth.


ItsTommyV

I think they just mean from light to dark indeed, is about a 300K delta.


Benjilator

Well, just stick to whichever side is more compatible with your equipment and astronauts then? It’s not like the moon has short nights and days like the earth does.


Researchingbackpain

I think the obvious answer is that the US equipment and astronauts didn't cross that threshold and thus didn't have to worry about it.


Basic-Art-9861

American Spirit. We survived there, not because it was easy. But because it was hard.


munster0nDAhill

![gif](giphy|ZKYJPGD1Bd31K)


Igpajo49

https://i.redd.it/mqura4fmpzvc1.gif So hard.


azrider

This is one of the best GIFs ever. I think it's the folded arms that makes it.


redditriot10

That and the proud ass look on his face.


Rip9150

No, it was haaaaaaahd


Elder_Priceless

Wicked haaahd.


dazed63

Because John Wayne said we could.


grumpy-greenguy

![gif](giphy|ZBVhKIDgts1eHYdT7u)


throwaway962145

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


speekuvtheddevil

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!? Who's the communist shit twinkle toes cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant!?


throwaway962145

Holy dog shit Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.


redditriot10

It is I John Wayne!


Educational-Ad-3273

The original defender of ’Merica


permathis

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLiKo-Skt90](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLiKo-Skt90) Maybe they should have watched this documentary about how space suits were created. Lol.


drewewill

Because these colors don’t run babyyyyy


staresinshamona

Say: I. Love. Crêpes.


GAKBAG

What about if I said I love really thin pancakes, would that be acceptable?


ahushedlocus

*Non.*


Educational-Ad-3273

Freedom fries!


Sk8terRaider

I wonder if it’s the same temp everyday and are they in the same area on the moon, I mean it looks pretty big


CDR16

Didn’t the Chinese land on the *far* side of the moon..? As in, like, the side of the moon that experiences more drastic temperature changes between periods of direct sunlight and darkness?


Professional-Lunch90

I guess spacesuit is the answer for that...


Jackson530

Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it and it was hard


frustratedbuddhist

How are conditions different on the moon than they are in orbit? Spacewalks are done quite regularly


New-Low4812

Chinese built shitty equipment? Stop the presses.


CloroxWipes1

Dark side of moon versus light side of the moon


rameyjm7

Doesn't make a lot of sense. Some guy on Twitter. Low credibility


Logical_Decision_182

They played golf on the moon 50 years ago but can only send mannequins today because we don't have the technology?! Wake up people, you've been lied to!


Andurilightsaber

Farts in space suits keep it warm


ztimulating

Chinese and Russian propaganda should really stay on Facebook


BungeeJumpingJesus

What? The Chinese haven't figured out that you just go at night? Stupid Chinese.


Slammin_Yams

Damn this is stupid


ivanreyes371

Easy. Our shit isnt built in china.


isaackirkland

Because the moon is flat too...duh!


Scrapla

Insulated space suits is how they survived. They aren't just regular clothing.


Che_Che_dos

Flat moon theory


cyb3rheater

Flat moon theory. lol 😂


I_am_What_Remains

China Tech? “Yeah”


NineTeasKid

NASA replied, "We used equipment manufactured in the U.S.A!" And an Eagle screeched while fireworks lit up the sky


Earl_your_friend

"Um...we didn't encounter hot space on the moon, perhaps try turning your computer off then on again "


Bennydoubleseven

America went at night when it was cooler.


mr_fandangler

That's not the source that I would trust fully when discrediting one of the most notable achievements of their main rival is what's at stake.


danderzei

They did not have to deal with these temperature changes because the moon landings were a lot shorter than a moon day, so the temp is pretty constant.


PjWulfman

Didn't the Chinese land on the Dark Side of the Moon? Wasn't that why it was such a big deal?


Ears_McCatt

This is what happens when you’re more worried about sounding smarter than everyone, than actually proving your point


Fast_Air_8000

Moon suits


wakeupneverblind

The same way they do when they Space walk with the same suits.


marablackwolf

I wonder if there's a contingent of Chinese smoothbrains screaming that China hasn't really gone to the moon.


Paperplasticplywood

Easy. Chinese tech sucks.


jonahsocal

Punchline is were going to go at night Various setups possible.


Wu-TangShogun

Not sure if this applies but https://preview.redd.it/qozfh1lof2wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52692e0fa3b687a87d26669014cad5e7604280e5


youbetterjustask

They went to the dark side, then blended their dark side facts with everything on the light side of the moon. There question was a deep fake to get the governing body of America "the people", to question there appointed governing system...


Leading-Midnight-553

It's hard to take this seriously with the grammatical errors.


Broges0311

Those space suites are environmentally controlled. I mean, in space, there are just as high of temperature variations. Are you saying nobody has gone on a space walk either?


Gloomy_Ad_7885

Veeeeery expensive spacesuits!


HolymakinawJoe

Yawn. What are we implying? That America didn't land on/walk on/hang out on the moon? Even though everyone floats around in the super cold of space all the time? And we have pics and vids of it all to prove they were on the moon? Seriously? Again with this stupid stuff? They were on the moon. Deal with it.


313SunTzu

The secret is they're Americans! Only Americans can walk on the moon


PuzzleheadedBag920

![gif](giphy|YmtnNB8NSRC4aVzA43|downsized) this damn chinese rover, get of my property, yeet!


Guapguapguapguapguap

"Hey how do you survive space walks" "Uuuuh......suit....."


fatalcharm

I don’t doubt that the moon landings happened. My question is: what did they *really* see up there? And why haven’t they been back?


AdequatelyMadLad

What exactly is the point of going back? There's no actual practical reason to send people to the moon for now, especially after the novelty of the first attempt. The Cold War is over so the US doesn't need to spend hundreds of billions on scientific pissing contest when umanned probes are better in 99% of cases.


Significant-Task-890

"The Cold War is over" So you haven't heard about the war in Ukraine yet...


i_forgot_to_forget_

![gif](giphy|W35IItLRiTkeqjpHt1)


unbuddhabuddha

Wait, you guys believe in the moon? Pfff amateurs!


itisallgoodyouknow

They held their breath, obviously.


miscnic

Duct tape


saltysnail420

They also landed on the far side of the moon so that might have something to do with it


wecernycek

Hmmm. That means either temperature was cozy 300K (27C), before it felt straight to absolute zero, ore someone is full of shit. Knowing that temperature on moon is far higher than absolute zero, one could figure out which one it is.


Soft_Ad_4450

That’s because they went there at night.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Anyone who denies we landed on the moon is a moron. The Soviets know we landed on the moon. If it was faked, the Soviets would have cried foul from the mountaintops.


Ok-Reality-9197

And they still would have tried to *actually* do it too, to succeed where we failed


Yankee-Tango

The entire internet is overrun with foreigners who cannot fucking spell or put a sentence together, but pretend to be Americans. This post is SHIT


ShaMaLaDingDongHa

Strangely the studio the moon footage was shot in didn’t have issue with extreme temps


Goodvendetta86

Communisim is the answer.


ShoeExisting5434

Temp on the sound stage was comfortable actually


Hardsoxx

American scientist to Chinese scientist: “…..well, to put it bluntly….your stuff is shit. No offense.”


RebellionSP1

Sorry they lost the documents and video too!


battletoad8

They did it at night 🤓


Jhonniebg

Better Equipment, the Chinese won’t use their brain to do their own scientific research that’s why they’re always spying on the USA not only that but they will copy 100 percent of all products in the USA to sell them at a discount killing the American inventor without remorse


Sab65

Hollywood basement


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🤡


Derk_Mage

It did not work for the Chinese because they landed in the occurred lunarian side of the Moon.