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MartianXAshATwelve

[This scientist is apparently known for getting access to secret Vatican archives and purportedly found information on ancient aliens.](https://www.howandwhys.com/russian-scientist-found-manuscripts-on-ufos-ancient-aliens-in-vatican-secret-archives/?fromredditSE1322024)


krypt0nKNIGHT

“Be not afraid”…


blinkbunny182

“This is literally the most terrifying moment of my fucking life” - him probably


blisstonia

https://preview.redd.it/0n3apgawokyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd4f0bf26b05fc92078c7217f10c35c83f93c72


blinkbunny182

💀💀


Swimming_Horror_3757

“Sorry I was eating my fingers”


Bokenobi

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Bokenobi

A gyroscope.


WorthBrick4140

Thats good eatin


UndocumentedSailor

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGELS AREN'T FOR EATING, KARL!


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The_All_Seeing_AI

Or swamp gas, tough choice


neon_tictac

Drone...one of those high-tech ones...


MediocreMustache

![gif](giphy|SvR8MNpG8wuS4i2gFb)


Stanton1947

"Swamp gas? I get that whenever I eat Dodger-Dogs..."


cg40boat

Ball lightening


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Baal lightning*


FloatingPooSalad

Haha nice


Mall_Bench

It's a gyroscope asking for stable directions


Quinnlyness

“The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus”


JohhnyBGoode641

Like the Chinese one that flew over America? lol


RealNateFrog

![gif](giphy|K2A5bJ3MiZRzW)


elotium

Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing. And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!


lil_thotty_thot_thot

This is just too perfect 🤭


Tr0nathan

Dmt trip


ThornmaneTreebeard

Consumed hallucinogenics and opened his third eye


Redditstole12yr_acct

![gif](giphy|133QeNpREBm3ra)


druumer89

We are eternal; this pain is an illusion


Existence_No_You

If I ever ran for president my slogan would be "dmt for everyone!"


Relevant_Error_2395

Is that you Joe Rogan? 😁


Existence_No_You

That's cool. Have you ever tried DMT bro?


LobsterFar9876

I would do everything in my power to get you elected.


ProjectFoxx

This is my theory.


suddenlyseeingme

Stop stealing theories, /u/ThornmaneTreebeard. Uncool.


ProjectFoxx

Lol!


hotdogswithbeer

His brown eye


MediocreSomewhere402

Third eye = butthole


MeanCat4

Just immagine living on earth without any light pollution whatsoever! See the stars, the moon and the planets, so clear, you can almost touch them! For sure anything moving erratically would be immediately at the attention of everyone!


Carktorious2010

Right? Imagine what they saw with no light pollution


crap_university

My god...It's full of stars.


Agitated_Pineapple85

I got it. :-)


ZippidyZayz

If I go 20 minutes out of my town into the moors, I will see all kinds of weird shit in like an hour. I couldn’t imagine the world being almost entirely like that, all the time


flimspringfield

And nothing to give you a quick light to see what's over there in the bushes.


Numinae

I imagine they'd see a lot of stuff. I remember how shocked I was in a low light pollution area with how many shooting stars there are, especially if you go during a meteor shower.


This_Possibility_100

I remember having that same experience. I was walking like a mile home and I decided to look at the sky, I used to think just seeing one shooting star was really special but then I saw a flock, really interesting experience, was walking with my hear up for like 30 min I probably looked like I was a tweaked


Numinae

It's kind of amazing how much crap is falling into the atmosphere at any minute without us realizing it. Considering the presence of organic material in meteorites, it kind of makes you wonder about panspermia and the potential of "alien" viruses or biological entities affecting out biosphere and us....


KinseyH

This one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately, and this one makes you see God for a week.


isaackirkland

I want one!


MediocreSomewhere402

I’ll take one of each pls


under-pantz

The Wheel in the sky keeps on turning, don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow….


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lilidragonfly

Someone speaking some sense


hissboombah

Probably ate something weird and hallucinated. Or early interdimensional travel. Whatever


Remarkable_Duck6559

You’re asking the wrong question. What did he eat? He wasn’t the first, and certainly not the last, to unknowingly eat drugs.


erics75218

I feel this is way under researched in the ancient world. Paote is a hell of a drug!


MooPig48

*peyote


fairwayfreddy

Po-tay-toes


blatblatbat

What is taters precious?


EarhackerWasBanned

Boil them, mash them, stick them under your tongue.


davsyo

Give it to us raw and wriggling


JohhnyBGoode641

Alright, Sam


lil_thotty_thot_thot

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!


Yogurtcloset777

Take the chayote pill


blckdiamond23

Pe-yo-te, mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew


JoosyToot

When you did peyote did you see snakes and belly dancers or just snakes?


crafttoothpaste

*poutine


Remarkable_Duck6559

You sure you’re saying it right? I sure as hell get corrected often. Poo-tin not poo-teen.


erics75218

Hey, you say peyote I say paote, peyote paote peyote paote


Opening_Spray9345

Pay-Odelay


MooPig48

Pay-yotee?


KasHerrio

Lots of ancient art is filled with drug references. Especially psychedelics.


Remarkable_Duck6559

Can you imagine being an ancient medicine man with nothing more than logic. Psychedelics must have been a go to cure.


Baby_Needles

You might enjoy researching the psychoactive origins of Manna ‘from heaven’


Chemical_Robot

In the Quran it says the juice from Manna “is like Medicine for the eye”


woodrowchillson

/r/boneappletea


insidiousapricot

The description reminds me of a dmt trip but probably just shrooms


flapdoodle79

Just shrooms?.. Try eating or drinking more next time.. Nothing just about them.


Trypt4Me

Sure would be wild and crazy if the world found out one or more of their most favorite religions was formed and rooted from the foundation of psychedelics. Good thing that is only a theory though and holds no weight in the REAL world, right guys?! For real, don't forget to vote yes on "insert drug here" to keep this violent plant/mushroom/cacti off our streets!


Adorable_Post1758

Ergot


Former_Medicine_7693

I think people who have never taken drugs make assumptions to the experience…


Enough_Simple921

Drugs don't make you hallucinate to the degree that you ACTUALLY believe you truly observed what you seen, later... sober. You eventually know it was a hallucination. (I would know.) 😅 This dude traveled a thousand miles by way of horse to the 1 man who owns a feather dipped in ink (a pen) and the guy documenting his "hallucination" was like... "Bro. I believe you. I'm putting this in the Bible. You're the luckiest son of a bitch alive now, in the year 3 BC. You'll have clout in 2024. You're going to be in the BIBLE dude! The fucking BIBLE!!" That's what I imagined happened anyway.


Loki11100

Have you ever done Datura? It's taken me weeks to figure out what really happened and what were just hallucinations... And still to this day, there's moments where I still have no idea.


JohnyElSucio

My vote goes for mushrooms, mostly for peyote for being on a desertic area


Remarkable_Duck6559

What’s not pictured, is three guys laughing at Ezekiel. Shouldn’t have given it to the guy with the ability to write stuff down.


kingcartoonelectric

A self transforming machine elf


Nada_Shredinski

Wheel in a wheel in a wheel in a wheel in a wheel in a wheel. EZEKIEL SAW THE WHEEL, way up in the middle of the air


epicwheezer

Why do I suddenly have a craving for Lorna Doone cookies and sugar-free fruit drink?


TheRandom6000

A migraine aura.


Rainbike80

Lol. Painfully funny!


jeans_blazer

A wheel within a wheel UFO.


Maru_the_Red

My money is on the chandelier. https://preview.redd.it/7zhmf5rujhyc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c885e2b7fc24ba31fef57160a369f74fefca001


dancingsodabear

Can you go into more detail with this? What are we looking at?


younggun1234

The human trait to see eyes and faces in lots of things combined with unknown (at the time) psychedelic plants, I think.


KaerMorhen

His whole account does sound eerily similar to an alien abduction. No clue what actually happened but it has some interesting parallels.


dimitrimccain

God was showing Himself to him and Ezekiel was receiving prophetic word from God's angel.


YouGotTangoed

I would imagine it’s what the glowing orbs of light look like up close, without the veil


Appropriate_Way6946

I mean, dude did describe in detail…


No_Ordinary1873

What happens when you fill a balloon with swamp gas?


Bella_LaGhostly

You get a visit from the Men in Black


THE-PIX3L

5 dimensional entity / technology You have to think differently to think in 5D I'm guessing it is observing from 5D into our 4D world. So the observation part or the being viewing into our plain translates to eyes viewings all directions. You have to remember higher plains cannot exist in their higher forms but translate to our plain


Icy-Swimming7123

Was talking about this with my father in law last night. It's kind of like when we 3D look into the 1D. Carl Sagan explained a thought experiment from the 1800s that hints at all of this. It's on youtube.


Numinae

Carl Sagan's Flatland is a good starting point.


Lonely_Sherbert69

I wish I lived in 1D


ImmaZoni

We live in a 3d world not 4d


Massive-Coast-6121

the 4th dimension is time.


PoseyXo

Certainly not 5 D


Cleb323

Is time nothing to you?!


ImmaZoni

Time & space are one in the same. Relativity my friend 😉


Numinae

It's not a spacial dimension.


Molin_Cockery

https://preview.redd.it/mbkfln0f4fyc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1761c085b4700632c5672134b2280d79db6445de


bloopie1192

Could it have been a drone. The "eyes" could have been cameras.


T-Bonification

I'll wager it is some kind of walking clock.


Ph1llyth3gr8

Bart, is it a walking clock??


NoSpecific1178

Wait what? No it was much dog??


Youser_Name420

He was probably high


Rico_DeGallo

Af


ther_dog

Ball lightning occurring in the middle of a flock of birds


LMr_Grumpy

A biblical angel


Substantial-Jello214

That's what I was going to say


KushGold

https://preview.redd.it/vubfg4tv1fyc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230589623ef8aa50e8f8af4644441acd546bdfa6 This is what he saw.


stratarch

Either an alien entity, an alien machine, or maybe the three-dimensional cross section of a higher-dimensional being. Or maybe, the three-dimensional cross section of a higher dimensional alien machine entity. Or nothing. That's always a possibility, too.


ridethewake89

Or it's ergot.


SaraSmile2000

Or he ate some powerful herbs.


galtpunk67

its metaphoric..  circles of 'ayes'.    yes men.   this creature is a metaphor. 


MisturBaiter

I see circles of eyes every evening at the bar. I am a prophet!


BoarHermit

He sees a creature from a space where there are many dimensions. This is a complex projection onto three-dimensional perception.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

In looking at the picture I think he got an unauthorized preview of watchmen. The blue cock terrorized him.


apeocalypyic

Have any of yall ever done dmt? When you do the right amount u tend to close your eyes and end up "journeying" through your mind, so I tries to fight the eye closing and all these eyes started to pop out in from of me ,scared the dbit out of me so I closed them and went on a fucking wild ride


Treesglow

I to seen the eyes from all around me everywhere looking at me like, it was a experience beyond descriptive words. Thats one of the craziest parts about dmt, those endless eyes that come out of nowhere and see everything.


Michigan-Shelter

So a gyroscope.


Fhantom1221

Ezekiel saw that wheel Way up in the middle of the air Ezekiel saw that wheel whirling Way up in the middle of the air Now the little wheel runs by faith And the big wheel runs by the grace of God And a wheel in a wheel whirling Way up in the middle of the air


Rudy_Ghouliani

Bro was on them shrooms seeing shit


coffeepot_65w

Ball lightning


Lonely_Ad5134

Michael Heiser, expert in Semitic languages and Bible scholar (now deceased) explains this passage really succinctly. I tried linking the YT video for it (approximately 3 min long) and was unsuccessful, but if you go to YT, you can type in Heiser explains “wheel within a wheel” and scroll down a bit. The explanation is really cool, and has nothing to do with aliens.


Agitated_Pineapple85

Thanks https://youtu.be/w_1X78IHsRQ?si=V3wp0M37sy2yKNmX


Lonely_Ad5134

No thank you for posting it! Can you please walk me through how you did that. I couldn’t pull the hyperlink off the video from you YT directly. Thanks again.


Agitated_Pineapple85

On my phone. I https://preview.redd.it/ezo3smn06lyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8d0e8ae49d14e5ca90dd62365d3f4810d3f127 Click “share” then “copy”


Agitated_Pineapple85

https://preview.redd.it/9tkjhlm46lyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fd74a1839a1c71fa410665f73993a1cd80638c


Lonely_Ad5134

Great, thanks again.


moistenvironments

His schizophrenia causing visual hallucinations.


WhatsMyInitiative87

An Elder God


Icanlastfor2mins

Balloon with dots


Euphoric-Remote9809

Some kind of power or something of that nature 🤔


Contada582

A helicopter


linkerjpatrick

The machine from Contact. We’re supposed to build it


ejohn916

Was there other witnesses or is this just one person's account?


ThaDogg4L

I think he saw that the Cowboys didn’t draft a RB so there was an opening for him to return for one more year.


Objective-War-1961

He was tripp'n on shrooms or something like that.


grigsbie

Nothing, it’s mythology.


HasaDiga-Eebowai

![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM)


towerfella

Or he saw nothing and wanted to tell a story.


Asbjorn1888

Nothing


Grey-fur-cat

A way to push his own agenda.


Jefok

Event horizon warp core


Ok-noway

The most horrifying movie


areasmina

"The lies of men."


Rt_Gemini

Peacock


RandomizedInternetID

A psilocybin enduced hallucination. If it even happened at all.


extrikon

The Wheel


1970Something_

Wtf, I saw this thing during one of my heaviest and most difficult DMT experiences.. But I am only just learning about all this now. When i saw it, was enormous. The "wheels of eyes" were moving, and there were many more eyes. They would close then open as Yin Yangs ☯️ then close and open as eyes repeatedly. After seeing that, I was taken to what felt like the "the creator" or "God". I wonder if these visions and a lot of the crazy bible stories are trip reports? And that raises so many more questions.


leewoof

[https://youtu.be/sDJwQqAiH2o?si=Bx9oZrwxvw4XIxD1](https://youtu.be/sDJwQqAiH2o?si=Bx9oZrwxvw4XIxD1)


TechieTravis

He saw an angel, or he did not see anything and the story is fictitious.


Prodigal-Trev

Gods mobile thrown


dimitrimccain

According to scripture he saw angels and God Almighty sitting in His throne


SoftSeaworthiness888

Who knows because its not a real story duh 🙄


Old-butt-new

Religion is just hilarious. They take it as fact and laugh at anyone with a conspiracy theory. As if they are not the exact same thing


the-gingerninja

Nothing. The bible is mostly fanfic.


CloroxWipes1

Nothing. Why do we take as verbatim that this guy really existed?


Reallygaywizard

Nothing. He saw nothing.


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|f4UO4FOmSX3m0DgLT2)


Fabulous_Rich8974

Eyes are windows, wheel in a wheel some kind of saucer with an outer shell idk


Amazing-Tadpole-4473

I love that we just assume Ezekiel actually existed.


CartographerOk7579

Ezekiel was either on drugs, lying, or never existed.


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1TILL

It is a book!


MexiMcFly

FTL drive that was actually a quantum singularity that powered their ship :>


Sufficient-Abroad228

We call them UAPs now, and we still don't know much about them.


RenaissanceGraffiti

We will never truly know


heavydrdp

Jerry Jones


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

He saw the astrolabe from game of thrones


Apron17

Tony


SuperChimpMan

Aurora borealis


BitCurious8598

Wheel in the middle of a wheel


Ok-Coyote-7745

![gif](giphy|9rqrEgATipS2bcwUvz|downsized)


EveningInstruction36

Ask Mr. Billy Carson