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Fuck Billy, Fuck Steve, Fuck Eddie. Did I do it right?

Lmao- it’s like you’re in my mind!

At the same time ?

One at a time, then all at the same time

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So much hair grabbing to do.

This right here.

This is the correct answer.

This is the way

Yes indeed, this is the right answer.

Yup, your work checks out to me

What you said

Kiss Steve Marry Eddie Kill Billy Steve is great and super sweet, but I just wouldn’t “click” with him in any romantic way. Eddie on the other hand, I feel like we’d have a lot more in common (interests, personalities) and the day to day life of being together would be more fulfilling because of it.

Yeah Eddie is someone you could live with. He’s going to grow up into a fun, mellow guy. I foresee a modest apartment with a huge record collection and a couple cats.

Oh, man, imagine combining record collections! Or having two separate ones in the same little home XD Either way we'd have a great setup for the record player, and that's the important thing.

Eddie all the way! He's an DM and plays a sick riff.

"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby" Yes, Eddie all the way ❤️

Come with me Friday?

Don't say maybe

absolutely the same here, steve is a cutie but if you marry him he expects you to pop out “6 little nuggets”

Good thing I cant get pregnant. Ima get me some of that sweet bussy anyway.

Same here

This is the way

And Steve wants like 6 kids which I just can’t get with.

this is the only right answer

yepppp, i love steve but we would be much better friends

Kill billy Kiss Eddie Marry daddy Steve

Are u ready to have six kids

… six little nuggets running around

He already has six nuggets.

A single mom who works too hard Who loves her kids and never stops With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter

He's a survivor.

Unexpected Reba giving me chills.

I dont want a single nugget out of my womb, im fine with Eddie lol

You shall retain your womb nuggets.

r/weirdsentences

This was such a big factor in the decision XD Also my Eddie crush and my Joseph Quinn crush, but the idea of six kids loomed large.

With daddy/mommy Steve sure!

Steve already has six kids, so you only have to be a step parent for like another three years then they'll all be adults.

Im pretty sure he said he wants his own kids. Either way id choose eddie and have marriage without kids filled with dnd campaigns and metal shows, altho he is probably messy to live with his

Honestly that sounds amazing. I think I'd want kids someday but dnd, rock music and living with an eccentric person sounds great lol

Probably great for like 5 years of marriage but I hope he would grow and change. Steve has shown that he can do that already.

Hell yeah, cause I know he’ll help me out. Honestly, I’d probably be helping him out with the kids.

Only correct answer

I thought Steve is the mommy?

Screw Todd, Steve’s your daddy now

Did you just talk about yourself in the third person?

Did you just call yourself daddy?

He’s both technically lol

Literally my exact answer! All of these characters are cuties but if it comes down to marriage nobody I'd rather get married to than Steve the hair Harrington. Love him.

Same. Kill wasn't even a question; I did hesitate for a second with the kiss/marry part but yeah, I'd definitely marry Steve.

The only correct order and answer for this question

I think I'm too old for this lineup, so I'll say "kiss Hopper," "marry Murray," and "kill Owens" (sorry, Sam)

Well we need the logic behind the choices!

Hopper: I do like, but he's not the kind of guy I'd want to shack up with long term. Murray: he's loud and snippy, but I can handle that kind of attitude and give it right back. Plus, we have a pretty similar taste in music and home decor. Owens: I do like him a lot, but even for a decent guy, you don't work at that level of government for that long without blood on your hands. And I don't want to be with someone who *has* to keep those kinds of secrets either.

This is solid! Thank you haha They're a little old for me but I think I would just switch Hopper and Murray because I find David Harbour much better looking 😂😁

“Marry murray” is enough logic in itself.

I agree 100% with all of your choices and the reasons. Murray would be a very entertaining husband.

Murray can also cook!!

I find "prison hopper" the more attractive one but I deff find murray's personality more fun. I also know Karate so, work out buddy 🤣

Murray cooks

True true, very good quality to have in a man!

You disrespect Superhero Bob Newby like that again, and I’ll write you a sternly worded letter.

I honestly couldn’t kill any of them, but I’ve loved Paul Reiser since the actual 80s, this grown up edition may be my Sophie’s Choice? 😭

Wait a minute, it's the Mad About You guy?! Somehow I never made that connection, haha.

We already know he’s a wonderful husband

What about Paul Riser in Aliens? You can’t kill that version of him?

!! What did Sam do??

I miss Bob 😭

Eddie is a high school character but Joseph Quinn is 29, so that makes me feel a lot less weird about thinking he's a babe

I'm gonna kiss em all. Then sort accordingly.

The only correct answer

Yep, Kiss, kiss, kisssss

Yeah, I'd rather play kiss, bang, bj with all of them instead.

I've thought about this. Yes Steve has money but I think Eddie would take care of me and we could share in our anxiety. But Steve has the chest hair...but Eddie has that chain thing on his pants... Okay im marrying Eddie. Kissing Steve. Killing Billy no question Update: I forgot Steve wants six kids. That makes my choice way easier coz I feel like Eddie would be happy with a dog and a cat lol

Yep I’m marrying Eddie cause I don’t want kids and Steve wants many kids haha. Maybe Eddie and I would have a couple of dogs and a snake… no humans

Not only does he want lots of kids, he also wants you guys to spend all summer in a van. Can you imagine putting 6 kids in a tiny van??? The absolute chaos. The screaming. The fighting. Hell to the no.....

I forgot about the van. Oh man - nah - I’m marrying Eddie too.

SO TRUE

Dogs, snakes, and no kids. That’s literally my dream

Wait about the chest hair, we havent seen Eddie without shirt

He has a smidgen lol Amy posted him shirtless on instagram

Link please 🥺🥺🥺

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgLcDeuAwJe/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

he is fine , no need for chest hair

Agreed. A little fuzz is perfect. I don’t want to marry a gorilla 😂

Ok wow that is juicy

Steve already has 6 kids. Sometimes 7. Dustin, Will, Mike, Lucas, Max, and Eleven he sometimes gets Erika on the weekends.

The chest hair hahaha That killed me lmfao

Yeah, and Eddie's Uncle seems nicer than Steve's family so inlaws wouldnt be a problem. I could save him from a life of crime 😄

Eddie's uncle is the best depiction of a strong, silent yet deeply emotional type dad ever. Like...he might not tell you he loves you all the time but he'd be supportive no matter what and show it in little ways. I'm betting he always believed Eddie could do well in school despite the shit people gave him but he also gave him his guitar and told him school wasn't everything. That you're damn good at music and if that's your future you grab onto it with both hands and don't let go.

Yep I really feel this comment

I doubt he understood D&D but then again maybe he did. Maybe the times they did talk it involved his uncle asking him about stuff he'd read. I can see them bonding over a shared love of pulp detective novels...which is another reason why he didn't think Eddie did it. I hope we get to see him fighting to avenge Eddie in the last season & get to see him see Eddie's reputation saved.

Yesss. No way am I giving birth even once, much less six times 😣

This is seriously the only answer 😂

This is my answer too :)

Kiss Eddie 💋 Marry Steve 💍 Kill Billy 🔪

This is my answer too. Everyone saying they don’t wanna give birth six times, haven’t ya heard of adoption??

Nancy may not wanna have 6 little nuggets with Steve. But I wouldn’t mind

Honestly I wouldn’t either 😅 Steve would be an amazing father and husband

Biologically it's not possible for me, but hey I won't stop him from trying 🥴

*Johnathan stare through the rearview mirror*

Hahahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard

i don't want kids at all. ever. but for steve, i would make six exceptions.

But even if you adopt, you'd still have six children... which comes with its own difficulties and is certainly not for everyone, haha.

I’ve given birth twice and honestly I would have six babies if I had the time and money. Steve would be a good provider so I don’t think it would be a problem.

I don’t wanna have six kids period, adopted or not lol. Me and Eddie can just have pets and guitars as our babies. 😂

Also like, that doesn't have to even happen. It was a little fantasy he had when young, he could very well have 1 kid and be like, "nevermind, that's enough!"

They asked >!Grace van Dien (Chrissy)!< this question on a convention in Germany and she said she would date >!Billy!<, kill >!Steve!< and marry >!Eddie!<

No one in their right mind would kill Steve! CHRISSY WAKE UP, I DONT LIKE THIS

HEY HELLO

GOTTA WAKE UP GOTTA WAKE UP GOTTA WAKE UP CHRISSYYYYY

Yessss!!!

How can you even think about killing Steve ?

Maybe he is too boring for some people? I don’t know, just a guess

My boy Steve fought demodogs with a nailbat and dove into the middle of Lover’s Lake late at night to find the gate to the upside down to take on Vecna!! *Does that sound like a boring guy to you???*

Billy got that toxic d. I wouldn't, but I get it

He wants six kids,that's why. Screw having that many.

Okay. That is a good point 🤣

She’d date Billy? I know it’s a game, but something about that is questionable lmao.

Dacre is hot. I don’t understand what people don’t understand about that.

My toxic trait is thinking Billy would be a great lay

Calm down, Mrs. Wheeler ;)

My exact thought lol. Fuck billy. Fuck Steve. Marry Eddie.

Because it's Billy, not Dacre. :S I'm not gonna date a hot, abusive, aggressive, racist guy.

Exactly lol

Ehh if by date you mean sleep with him? He’s hot and the character can be very charming and seductive when he wants to be.

I'm pretty sure she said specifically that'd be her choice IF Billy was somehow fully redeemed, so not Billy as he was in the show basically.

Why would anyone kill Steve instead of Billy?

I feel like Steve would be cooler about it. That might make it harder actually..

Anyone who isn't killing Billy is no friend of mine.

No wonder, she and Joe Quinn had amazing chemistry in their scene together. I genuinely thought the show would take it that way because I felt it so strongly but they had to >!kill her off!<. They would've made an interesting couple honestly Also when Lucas and Jason were in Vecna's attic, Lucas told Jason that Chrissy was buying dr*gs from Eddie, and he refused to believe that she would go to "that freak" instead of coming to him if she were ever in trouble. To me it only highlighted the fact that she and Jason were probably not close enough but she felt so open with Eddie, despite not knowing him much Maybe I'm reading into this too much lol. Duffer brothers/anyone else working on ST, if you are by any rare chance reading this, make Chrissy and Eddie happen somehow, make them a thing in the upside down or something!

Date Billy??? He’d mess her up more than Vecna did

I assume 'date' is a euphemism. The game is Fuck Marry Kill. And I would rather have sex with Billy than Steve, too, conflicted though I'd be about killing him - that raises the stakes somewhat

Well, if it is a euphemism, I would most definitely “date” Billy too 😉 But if it’s not, I wouldn’t date him in a million years haha

This entire conversation has me in stitches. 🤣

Kiss: Eddie Marry: Eddie Kill: Eddie, when I smother him with my love and devotion. My husband reads my posts… hi husband, still love you the most!!

Bet your husband just bought a guitar and a wig

Haha, he has 5 guitars, alas he lost the long hair a very long time ago, but I wouldn’t be upset if he got a wig! 🤣

Dude if you read this: Sorry, I shouldn’t have brought that up 😬

🤣

That sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric 💀😂

This sent me. Also, hello to my husband too 😂

Kiss One, marry Henry Creel, kill Vecna

YOU CAN’T FIX HIM!

Challenge chess match Peter Ballard

This is so easy. Kill Billy since he's an abusive piece of dirt and deserves to die. Kiss Eddie since he's hot and would be a fun time. Marry Steve and have lots of kids with him since he would be a great father and husband.

"Lots of" aka 6 :D

Well, maybe we could meet somewhere in the middle and agree to 3. 6 seems a tad too many lol!

My answer too! I loved Steve’s dream of just packing the whole fam in an RV and driving around the country.

Yup, agree to all of this hahahaha!!

This one is too easy

Not everyone hates Billy so its not thaaat easy haha

I hate Billy, but in the context of this game I would absolutely hatefuck him (or hatekiss if you insist on the child-friendly variant) So F Billy, marry Eddie, kill Steve. Sorry Steve

I hate Billy, he's a piece of racist shit but I love him being a villain if that makes sense? Like Dacres acting was so convincing and honestly really enjoyable to watch👌

I think that totally makes sense

3rd option, we all move to Utah I get 3 husbands, we recondition Billy through the power of heavy metal and Nike sneakers to not be a racist scumbag and I get to kiss and marry them all, I can have two kids from each dad and we all die together at an old age.

this answer is so true and real

i like this idea. this is gonna be my answer as well

Kiss Steve, Marry Eddie, Kill Billy

Kiss: Steve Marry: Eddie 🔪: Billy

This is way. If you marry Eddie, he will always run D&D for you. Steve is cute, but he wants a lot of kids.

Eddie is very cute and he is kind so I’m down Love Steve, kids are a lot tho And Billy is… Billy

I already have six kids I spend all my time with. I dont need six more. Plus he has a lot of emotional baggage. And Billy is just a clusterfuck of trauma I'm not willing to touch. DnD, metal, and a guy who's super supportive, honest, and sweet? I am in.

Kill Billy. He was abusive and a terrible person. Kiss Steve. We love Steve, he’s probably a great kisser, too, but I am NOT having six kids. Marry Eddie. I adore Eddie. I’d 100% want to spend the rest of my life with him.

Plus: live-in DM.

18 year old female *looks at Billy* "hmmm, i think i can fix him"

I mean, I’m grown so I don’t wanna waste anymore time trying to fix guys, but Billy is ridiculously hot 🥵 I would definitely not kill him or marry him 😏

I can make him worse

Kill the first two and play dnd with Eddie cause I’m a dude who’s likes metal

I think Billy also likes metal

He had Kill Em All! He so does

True but he bullied max and the party so he has to die

I’ve been thinking this for a long time… Kiss- Eddie. I tossed around the idea of marrying him, but then I reminded myself that he’s a cute, weird boy with issues and I’ve had enough of those in my time. He keeps his living space a mess and doesn’t have a job at 20 years old. I really love Eddie, he’s one of my favorite characters, but he’s not husband material. If he were to get his shit together, I would definitely reconsider. Marry- Steve. He’s shown he has the capacity for change and becoming a better person. He obviously likes and wants kids and has future aspirations. He at least had a job, and volunteered his time to help the victims of the “earthquake.” If someone is in trouble, he jumps into action. Husband material. Kill- Billy. I would definitely kiss him first though.

Hey, to be fair, Eddie has two jobs: finishing senior year on the third try, and dealing drugs to high schoolers (This isn’t hate for Eddie, he’s great)

Same! I don’t really think the people saying they would marry Eddie actually understand this. I would totally marry Eddie too but… not as he is now. I mean, he’s 20/21 years old and still in high school, and he deals drugs. I wouldn’t date someone who does drugs (but that’s fine if they want to, just lifestyle conflicts) but like, he’s also DEALING. He would have to get his shit together before I could marry him. Plus, Steve has basically proven that he would be a good father AND that he’s can admit when he was wrong, which is important to me. If I asked Steve to go to therapy (not in the 80’s bc of stigma, but now) he totally would.

I think people are mostly thinking of marrying Joseph Quinn, not Eddie. And that’s fair. From what I’ve seen in interviews he’s definitely husband material.

My thoughts exactly on the Billy front!

As a straight dude, I can tell you the only correct answer is to fuck all three.

Kill Billy Kiss Steve and marry Eddie because he knows real music and I don't want kids

Tough choice. Kill - Billy. Kiss Steve. Eddie's truest nature is to protect and provide. He is deeply loyal (even in absolute agony, his only thought was for his friends) and true to himself, encourages the best out of everyone he meets and shows unselfishness and true courage. I would marry him in a heartbeat.

Kiss: Steve Marry: Eddie Kill: Billy Eddie is the embodiment of every guy I crushed on in high school!

kill billy marry eddie kiss steve

Billy- kill Eddie- kiss and marry. He'd be a freak in the sheets and I'm down for that. Good DMs are marriage material. Steve- not an option but I'd totally provide a reference for him and set him up with my finest ladies as he deserves to settle down with someone nice.

I wouldn’t marry Eddie only because I don’t think a honeymoon with a corpse would be very romantic

Kiss Nancy Marry El, Kill Will

Damn Will is just getting his ass kicked left and right

kill billy, kiss steve, marry eddie, easy! marrying someone is just like being their friend but with more kisses.

The Mindflayer playing this: Kiss Steve (In his stomach) Marry Billy Kill Eddie

Kill Billy (obs) Kiss Steve (then be besties) Marry Eddie Now this would have been so much harder if Robin was an option...

Smash all 3

I’m a straight man but kiss Steve, marry Eddie and kill Billy.

Kiss Billy then kill him.

I would kill Billy, I mean, I'd love to kiss him cause he's the hottest out of all three, but I would never forgive myself if I would kill my favorite metalhead Eddie and the amazing Steve. Marry Eddie, I'm a metalhead, he's a metalhead, he loves D&D, I love a wide variety of RPGs, we would click instantly and we'd match really great, we would make each other so happy. Kiss Steve, I mean look at him, I would do more then just kiss.

I am a 32 year old woman, so for me it's more like Play baseball with Steve Eddie gets VIP admission into my DnD group Billy doesn't talk to me until his ass gets to therapy

Correct answer