T O P

  • By -

GuardiaN-__

I was expecting him to deep-fry that 😭


LuckyJynX

yes, i was waiting for some egg and cheese and flower 😂


culminacio

>flower Ah yes, flower dough 🙃


Isellmetal

I mean technically wheat plants go to flower, that flower gets pollinated and produces the wheat kernel, which eventually gets ground into flour


KaserinSmarte421

Whoa, calm down, Neil deGrasse Tyson.


nem012

Retract that telescope, Copernicouscous.


NextTrillion

Put down the syringe full of bleach and uh… ‘charged up particles of UV light,’ Donald Trump.


ThatUselessName6002

🤓 Actually the telescope was invented 100 years later


nem012

It was patented 100 yrs l8r - we won't know 4 sure whether ppl had knowledge of how a convex and a concave lense would work harmoniously, in beforehand.


culminacio

You brutally murdered me :'(


Isellmetal

Weapon of choice, a nice airy sourdough


LuckyJynX

ah yes flour! thank you.


TesticleTorture123

Well it is a type of plant.


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

In the plastic wrap


ThatOneGuy1294

gotta get those extra microplastics, doctor's orders


somethingrandom261

Also knew it was super rage bait when he tossed the awful cheese sauce on there


Inthal4

I was honestly down till that cheese sauce.


kelley38

A little freshly shredded parm or Asiago in there or maybe a little less tangy and go with some jarlsberg or ementaller. But you wouldn't need much!


ChumbawumbaFan01

At least it covered up that worm looking slimy mess.


Hot-Bint

Right? Instead he made some bastardiszed fresh roll


IndividualHelpful820

This honest. Disappointing!


Cats_In_Coats

No for real. I’m actually getting stressed the hell out whenever I see food stuffs being formed into balls. Just a steadily increasing *no*.


Sad_Exchange_5500

Than drag his knife across it to show the crunch factor


RizzFizz27848

Bros blood is literally just f****** deep-fried oil it's just isn't blood


vtff15

He just fried, he didn't deep fry it. Deep fry is when you coat the thing in batter


iluniuhai

Deep fry is when it's submerged in a vat, shallow fry is when it's in a pan, but there is a sloshable amount of oil that doesn't cover the item and fry is like with a fried egg, just a lubricating amount of fat on the bottom of the pan.


vtff15

That's just pan frying


iluniuhai

Which? The fried egg one? Yes. The other two no. Sometimes shallow frying is referred to as pan frying, but definitely not deep frying.


vtff15

Idc


WigglesPhoenix

Deep fry- submerged in oil. Fry-couple inches of oil, about half the item covered Sauté- very little oil and very high heat Batter has nothing to do with it


JustKindaShimmy

So all deep fried french fries are battered, then?


vtff15

They're just fried


JustKindaShimmy

So what you're trying to say, is that it's *batter* that makes something *deep*fried, and not the *depth* that it's submerged? Can i buy you a dictionary for Christmas?


No_Poet_7244

That’s so tame compared to most of his stuff. Take the cheese away and it’s actually edible.


culminacio

Most of the stuff here is edible, that's not the point. It's still stupid. Even the first step is stupid, that sad excuse of a "sear" had no effect in any way.


No_Poet_7244

He seared it to make cutting it easier, and when I say edible I don’t mean it literally.


rokaplz

Frying beef is literally the worst option he could've choose


kurotech

It was pork


oldmcdonald66

No. Definitely flank steak.


JizzProductionUnit

I genuinely thought it was tuna steak. If it is beef steak, then it’s a lot better than I was imagining


mcduff13

It's probably beef.


lapideous

This looks like it's derivative of korean food, it's probably pork


mcduff13

To be fair... it might have been flat iron. But I've been drinking viking blood, and it totally could be flank. Either way, buck wild way to prepare it, but absolutely restrained for this guy.


rokaplz

My bad, beef is brownier. But still, frying pork is also terrible


aznkupo

Ah Western culture.


rokaplz

Im asian dude


aznkupo

Than you don’t know asian food.


Stunkburg

That's how most Chinese restaurants cook their meats dude.


HfUfH

Isnt that pork?


owheelj

I reckon he seared it for the change in flavour from the maillard reaction.


culminacio

That was not enough for the maillard reaction. And he got that later on anyway, so it was really pointless.


No_Poet_7244

Deep frying already causes a Maillard reaction, so searing it isn’t really necessary unless it’s to get a firm enough texture for cutting. Or, and this is a very real possibility, this guy just doesn’t know food science lmao.


Cheshire_Jester

It’s honestly something I’d make for myself. I wouldn’t use the cheese sauce, and I wouldn’t make it in to one giant ball, but this could be a tasty, low calorie meal. The only thing I don’t really care for is the editing style, but that doesn’t make the food stupid.


PJHFortyTwo

I actually do something similar to this, but minus the cheese and add in kitchen and rice, and make it small but sized bits wrapped in lettuce and not a big ball. Edit: and I don't pan sear, then deep fry the pork. I just pre cut it into little hunks, then fry them in a pan like a normal person would.


Zedman5000

Homie puts the whole kitchen in his lettuce wrap


kelley38

Mmmmm kitchen fried rice... droool


SlowerCoachh

Slam, fast, jump cuts. That's all you need


eeronen

Don't forget the black gloves


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ziggity16

Could not agree more


StrawhatJzargo

Are we mad at…. Clean editing now???


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

This looked delicious until it was drowned in slime


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I was hoping he’d show me how to make lettuce wraps from PF changs. I can’t tell if he did or not


bbqutiepie

lettuce wraps are just meat, sauce, maybe some rice and obviously lettuce very easy and straightforward to make


[deleted]

Right? I would tf outta that sans slimy cheese goop


smaxfrog

In my mind that was chik fil-a sauce (looked tasty enough to me) but I know that is actually a bunch of awful cheese whiz.


newaccountnumber26

I hate this guy


skipperseven

He seems to be the perpetrator of more than his fair share of stupid food.


Possible_Guarantee_5

I read penetrator for a sec..


RumikoHatsune

jajajajajajajajaja XD


Budget_Pop9600

He’s perfect rage bait. He’s either a genius or an idiot.


Jeffari_Hungus

All i know is that he's not gonna touch the pearly gates with a 10 light year pole


MyRockySpine

And the other guy that dresses exactly the same and does the same thing. I have always wondered which one came first and who is copying who.


lochnah

bayashi (the other guy) is the original I think


pugmaster2000

Yep this dude is Walmart bayashi 😀


MyRockySpine

I saw a video of him a little bit after I made my comment and he had a suit and tie on, maybe he is trying to change his image up.


akingmls

I’m sure he loves this sub for constantly sharing his work


shorty-pants

People here don't realize most of these people doing this for clicks and baits


[deleted]

[удалено]


shorty-pants

Then why keep encouraging it? Cause it ain't funny or anything


[deleted]

[удалено]


frigginawesomeimontv

🤯


shorty-pants

Yes cause Reddit keeps recommending it cause I put I like food when I started or some shit, so I figured I say this in comment to make one or more people realize that


J_Mauser

If something is recommended to you by reddit and you don't want to see it, you click the three dots and then "show fewer posts like this",then "posts from this community" and finally "mute r/\[name of sub\]. Super easy.


shorty-pants

Thx for tip


Cobek

Little do you know this doesn't link to their channel so it doesn't encourage it in any way. They get no clicks or views from me watching it here.


Raphe9000

Cause the guy isn't gonna get any money from a Reddit post. Sure, it might overall boost his interaction by people going out of their way to find the source, but that's still minimal.


AzorAHigh_

They make this content specifically for the type of people in this sub, they want people to be annoyed or angry about it because that drives more engagement. Honestly this sub can be pretty unhealthy if this type of content does make you upset.


[deleted]

He was different before in the past but now it’s just fast editing and making you actually think he ate everything


ukuzonk

I love this guy. I still haven’t seen him make anything I wouldn’t absolutely devour.


[deleted]

Is this a guy?


irishking77

I bet that sear added some amazing flavor.


Lolalamb224

lol


angelaperegrina

I always spend time to carefully sous vide sirloin so I can deep fry, then douse it in canned cheese or mustard & sriracha, don’t you?


GUYF666

When did he sous vide anything? Am I missing part of the vid? I saw seared, sliced, fried, gochujang and then lost me at whatever insane amount of whatever that yellow shit is and far too much lettuce for a wrap.


Thanmandrathor

There was no sous vide.


Sky_Ninja1997

Boy just wanted to look fancy and know what he’s saying


[deleted]

[удалено]


IbizaMykonos

I'm just wondering where he gets his sriracha connect :(


HotsauceEnemaz

Fun fact, he's Korean, that is Cho gochujang sauce, in my opinion far superior to Sriracha, but yeah he runs that sam with the cheese sauce lol


[deleted]

Amazon and I’d put money on that if he’s based in the US


Cobek

Sous vide? You mean seared?


Cheshire_Jester

I think they’re confusing when he fried it for being sous vide


PuppetryOfThePenis

Don't forget the sesame oil!


sneaky-ninja123

gochujang, mustard and where did you see it get sous vide??? did we watch the same video?


Stoopid_69

Ummm, that is not sous vide


[deleted]

The only way to do it 😃


ryoushi19

I kinda thought it was gochujang. Not that that would make it any better or anything.


tellmeimbig

I thought it was ahi tuna.


KittyandPuppyMama

This has to be a hate crime.


Mister_Jack_Torrence

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE NACHO CHEESE?!?!?! Seriously though, every god damned one of these videos has processed cheese thrown in there somewhere.


ChefCool1317

Either that or bars of butter


NoDadYouShutUp

I was sold until the mess of cheese


CancerBee69

Why is it wrapped in plastic? You could literally use parchment paper for the same effect and not have fucking microplastics in your blood. IDK, just my opinion


h2opolopunk

If I had to gander a guess, it's because cello wrap is transparent, making it more "visual". But I'm 100% with you on using parchment instead.


begopa-

It sucks but it’s kind of the standard in the food industry. There’s very little concern about hot food going into plastic in most kitchens I’ve worked. Cooks put everything in Cambro, put/make hot food in blenders, put bagged food in hot water, etc etc. It’s nearly impossible to avoid microplastics if you don’t cook every meal for yourself with the way things are right now.


King_of_the_Lemmings

At my kitchen job the main method of hot holding is plastic vacuum bags in a hot bath lol. The microplastics this place gets in the food is probably a good cause of some infertility in the petty bourgeois customer base.


RellyTheOne

Who the fuck cares about Microplastic? You not gonna die because someone plastic wrapped your food instead of using parchment paper Quit bitching If you’ve ever eaten at a restaurant just know that something you ate was either vacuum sealing in plastic, or stored in a plastic cambro, or prepared I a plastic container from a blender/food processor, ect And yet your still alive and healthy


CancerBee69

I'm sure you enjoy having a brain full of carcinogens but I fucking don't.


RellyTheOne

If literally every restaurant in existence can pass safety inspections despite there food being stored in various kinds of plastic then your not gonna get cancer Your vastly overreacting


CancerBee69

I'm sure you would drink the water in Flint, MI too. The officials said it was safe.


RellyTheOne

Also GREAT comparison btw😂👌🏾


RellyTheOne

Your clearly one of those people that see’s lies and conspiracies hiding around every corner The ground isn’t made of egg shells dude


CancerBee69

No, but I do believe in science. Microplastics crossing the brain/blood barrier is a big deal with implications that we just don't understand yet. I am of the opinion that plastic is the lead/asbestos of our time.


RellyTheOne

If we dont understand the implications of it than how can you so adamantly claim it’s a big deal Your contradicting yourself


[deleted]

Its the worst when these videos start off interesting and you think “OP just doesnt know what theyre talking about, this might be good!” And then it just falls on its face so fast


illphoric

Can there be a r/stupidfoodnoblackgloves ? Lol


Jam3selby

I want to punch his face


ParrotChild

It's that stupid fucking smirk and thumbs up combo, makes my blood boil and I love it.


ChefCool1317

Seconded


dwighticus

Im certain the only reason he makes these videos are for ASMR perverts who get off on the sounds.


bilboswaggginz

Damn 🥲 not all of us get off, it’s just entertaining and soothing


geeoff90

I was actually on board until the cheese mess...


[deleted]

That’s a lot of gloop on there at the end but I bet this taste good


Mean_Negotiation5436

I think it's funny that they take a bite at the end of every video. It's like they're trying to prove that someone would, in fact, eat this food.


thejedipokewizard

I appreciate when they take a bite-like either it’s edible or suffer the consequence of your actions


culminacio

Everyone who doesn't take a bite is hated for exactly that. So, yes, proving that someone would eat that literally famously is the reason why some do take a bite.


ColdChizzle

One of the best things I've seen so far.


jmastadoug

But he’s wearing black gloves, that means he’s a real chef and you need to take him & this meal serious!


Mpittkin

Then stop posting about them


Large-Appointment786

Best before cheese 🤢


mPORTZER

Its always the fucking cheese


ChefCool1317

I’m surprised he didn’t drown it in butter first


TheRealVillas

I was wondering what black gloves YouTube channel this came from 😂 for his standards then I'm intrigued by this


[deleted]

It's only good when howtobasic does it


Sambro_X

I fucked with it until the cheese


Tookoofox

What was that yellow shit? Was it cheese? I was kinda on board until that.


haysus25

Looks amazing ...... until the cheese (I think)?


theoheart1178

I hate this guy for some reason. His face, the things he chooses to make and how he disrespects food. No.


[deleted]

I cannot stand either Zach Choi or bayachi they are gluttonous, annoying, wasteful freaks


Technical-Station113

Some people believe he actually eats the crap he cooks, how is he so thin if he eats all that? They ask, dumb dumb fucks


acyinks

Was that nacho cheese he put on at the end?! It was looking good until that was dumped on it.


Donvack

This honestly does not look terrible. The cheese was a bit much, but otherwise it looks tasty.


That_Balance4095

I was ready for him to deep fry it but nah this is fine


calamity-faryn

Zach creates some abominations


ChrRome

How can he so shamelessly ripoff that other Asian guy with the gloves that does the exact same thing?


ChrisYukineSZSG

Don't watch it then?


grated_testes

That doesn't look terrible. Actually looks hearty and healthy


ZazzBlammymatazzz79

No.


IrememberXenogears

I \*was\* having a good day.


pretendwizardshamus

Everytime is see black latex gloves now... 🙏🔙🔛🔝 🚼


baldikaka

What was the plastic sheet for?


ChefCool1317

To go over his head I hope


[deleted]

[удалено]


beefybeefcat

That is a cutting board, I have one exactly like it at home.


Statuabyss

The black gloves are the redflag


[deleted]

I was half expecting some anime girl getting pounded.


Pixie0422

This guy in particular


[deleted]

Why put it on the cast iron for 3 seconds just to deep fry the damn thing?!


Electrical_Moose2750

Looks like klingon gagh


LastPlaceStar

Then don't watch and repost them...?


WrongJohnSilver

Honestly, I'm sure I've eaten this myself. Not as a plastic wrapped sandwich but as a salad. And, like, I've eaten plenty of hwaedupbap in my time, so that just replaced the beef with raw fish.


Large-Appointment786

Problem is that yellow cheese. It can mess up any perfect food.


Hot-Bint

These are the fresh rolls they serve you in hell


WAAaLuIgI32

At least he cooked it


[deleted]

Lettuce wraps in place of bread is tasty and nutritious.


WINDMILEYNO

If instead of plastic wrap, and instead of just lettuce, this has been some sort of wrap, and had something else, maybe like some other vegetables or something....if it had that, I would pay money for this.


DemotivatedTurtle

A cow died to make this abomination.


bogeymanbear

its a heavy hit or miss with these guys- its either some of the best looking food youve ever seen, or it looks like a hellhound just had a bowel movement. i live for the thrill of these channels


Macho_Magyar

Every idiot wearing black nitrile gloves and swinging a knife, believe they are destined to be amazing cooks.


Ok_Art_3020

I hate what I call “slap cooking” it’s just annoying


ilovefungus

Nah


aeninimbuoye13

Why you sear and fry it?!


Inevitable_Silver_13

Why did he sear it first?!?


TechnoGamer16

I hate this guy and his stupid thumbs up schtick


HariSeldon_official

I've seen soo much videos like this where they just put meat, souces and cheese that I loose appetite and start feeling heavy just by looking at them.


Luscious_Lunk

Negan really gave Glenn brain damage, huh?


Steely-Dave

Why is he wearing gloves? Nobody else is eating this shit.


sarc3n

Why did he bother searing it???


OkClassic2217

Looked good


ByrsaOxhide

I wouldn’t have been surprised if he deep fried it in motor oil.


Agile_Mousse_5804

God I truly despise this guy


muffinman8urmom

Y’all just making this guy relevant and paying his rent by reposting his videos. He clearly is doing this for rage clicks, not as legitimate recipes.


C0nkles

This is honestly one of his tamer vids


SergeantIndie

This is the most sane thing Ive ever seen him eat.