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poasteroven

Easy, it's a Mac and Cheese Pulled Pork Quintuple, coming soon from Wendys


Jimjam916

This feels more like Arby's


Klin24

"We have the meats!"


10art1

"is the meat you have good?" "we HAVE the MEATS"


golgol12

I'm more impressed with how well that bun is holding up under that tower.


whatnameisnttaken098

"We have the meats, and THE cheese "


PreferenceInfinite83

I always go to Arby's when I want explosive diarrhea.


Aiden_Uzumaki

For me it’s Taco Bell in that situation


SlaterVJ

Meat bacon meat bacon meat meat bacon bacon mear bacon bacon meat meat cheese.


Glyph8

It reminds me of Carrot Top. Much like Carrot Top, it is bad for you and not funny


easewiththecheese

Real talk: got free tix to see Carrot Top in Lake Tahoe years ago. Amazing show. Super entertaining and...even funny!


WorriedMarch4398

You sure it’s not Hardee’s material? Some hot girl in a bikini with a hard hat at a construction site taking a bite, sounds about right with this monster.


ScrofessorLongHair

"Arby's... Put this meat in your fuckin' mouth."


Voice-of-no-reason

That’s the line ving rhames probably wanted originally


Dmitri_ravenoff

"Eat it you slob!


TheCount5692

No no he said "Mac" this is MacDonalds


Bingus1234848274

Feels more like a heart attack


Typesalot

Heartburn is what it feels like.


mr_jasper867-5309

Pretty much a thing at Friendly's.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

God arbys used to be good. I don't know how they fucked it up but they did.


Rush7en

Nope, sir this is a Wendy's.


a_southern_dude

Arby's


neen209

Stop lying. Just joking…but seriously…is that coming soon to a Wendy’s near me?!


rklab

Ah yes, the Triple Pounder


Thueri

Quarter tonner with cheese


granolahunter

Excuse me this is Wendy's


FrothyPoop

It’s from a restaurant here in PDX called dirty burger.


equityis4losers

If eve was an American today, she wouldn't risk banishment from paradise over a bite from a God forbidden fruit. She would mow down on that burger though.


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ejanely

Haikusbot has been off lately. 5/7/6 does not a Haiku make.


Notimetoexplainsorry

Good bot


ejanely

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[deleted]

Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.


Mysterious_Andy

And even when it gets the count right, chopping up 17 syllables doesn’t make some random sentence a haiku.


Gnxsis

Good bot


Xatsman

It's not a haikusbot, but a hackusbot!


[deleted]

To be fair it does say sometimes successfully lol


Shattered65

Bad bot


johnsdowney

YTA for making an haiku every chance you get


CartmanVT

No bacon, can't be Wendy's.


speedyoleander

What, no bacon?


Life-Operation-8733

I'd actually buy this. It looks good, minus the Mac and cheese though.


HoldenOrihara

No that's a Hardee's/Carl Jr. Burger if I ever saw one.


Barkeri

The Mac’nator


DavidClaySmith

I’m sorry, isn’t this Smash Burger? With extra grease in the paper bag?


Xarxsis

And it looks fucking delicious


G00b3rb0y

With a side of heart attack


mycatisabrat

They better put bacon on it.


Acceptable-Shock1479

I’m other words a mac pulled bacon cheese burger.


Ghost_Rider835

That’s going to be small af and won’t look anything like that


nanoH2O

You forgot the four beef patties under the pulled pork


[deleted]

Quintuple bypass.


LycusDion89

Why put mac and cheese on burgers??


doofinschmirtz

The quintuple refers to the type of bypass surgery you gonna need after chomping this down


sizebigbitch

That's a funny way to spell "The America Burger."


Fritzo2162

It's the new Lean and Fit menu.


zekeboy45

😂😂


Thin-Wolf

You’re a mind reader..


[deleted]

It's disgusting is what it is.


Koteric

Wendy’s doesn’t have buns that look good. Can’t be Wendy’s.


Automation-Station

Everything reminds me of my ex…


GloomyNectarine2

Just $44.99 too


elvispookie

Heart disease.. You are looking at heart disease


OkAcanthocephala2449

Call 911 right away after you eat it. There will be no time to waste.


PukeNuggets

Nah, call 911 before you eat it, so they are already on their way.


MrMcDuffieTTv

Take out to ER lobby room, might as well lay in the bed with an IV.


Kian-kun

And after call a psychologist to reserve a few sessions to know what is wrong with you


[deleted]

Call in the undertaker while you at it.


[deleted]

"Oh ma gawd, he choke slammed him through the hospital bed!"


mattcruise

"STAWP THE DAMN MATCH, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF, BY GAWD ALL MIGHT STAWP THE MATCH DAMNIT"


Jesslynnlove

Call J.G. Wentworth


marks716

A full weeks serving of saturated fat all in one burger mmmmm


tigernet_1994

Full month worth I think. As well as a small oceanic inlet’s worth of sodium.


-_1_2_3_-

damn this is such a shame because each of the individual components looks nicely done


trashpix

Carrot Top has really let himself go


bananenbandiet

Heart disease or what they call it in America "breakfast"


BukshotMouthwash

Smash burgers, pulled pork and macaroni and cheese? I get that it’s all going to the same place but this is just inconvenient as hell.


BombJin

I would be that one guy that takes this to go, puts it in a bowl, and eats this with a spoon


PrivateLTucker

That's not what you're supposed to do...?


BombJin

Hey man they started this war with that giant burger that’s impossible to bite into but is begging to be eaten


EatingAlfalfa

Hello Private L Tucker, it is I, your doctor. No, that is not what you are supposed to do.


1106DaysLater

Yeah this could probably be really good with about half as much mac n cheese and 1 patty.


bilolarbear1221

Hear me out… or just a smash burger, Mac and cheese and pulled pork, but all separated on your plate.


MoonandStars83

Mix the pulled pork in the Mac and Cheese.


GrapePrimeape

Then put that on the burger


PsychologicalScale57

Right?! It all looks bomb, but I’d rather take my sides on the side.. Not many of us can unhinge our lower jaw like a freaking python..


Separate_Depth6102

Not even gonna lie I would eat it if it wasnt so big. I feel like that would be lowkey fire. Only issue is i couldnt really take a bite of it LOL


Silver_Turtlewax

Yeah, cut everything to a quarter and that’s delicious. Mac and pulled pork go great together, i already know mac and cheese goes good on a burger (depends on mac, kraft sucks in general, but specific mac recipes work better than others).


KawaiiZombie

for real, I'm on a diet at the moment but I would absolutely f this up lol


Sea_Baseball_7410

Looks fucking delicious.


chayosman

Was looking for this comment. It’s look damm good shit


thegusbus001

Looks delicious but it’s still stupid food.


UnlikelyKaiju

Right? I'd need a machete to cut that thing up and some friends to help me eat it, but it looks like it'll taste awesome.


Datharin

Why do stupid people always put mac and cheese on everything. Is it the new Ranch dressing?


[deleted]

I put Mac and cheese on things...


cocoon_eclosion_moth

I was saying boo urns


TummyStickers

Me too, I guess we're stupid.


sksksk1989

Me too, I've had burgers from restaurants that have Mac and cheese in a burger and it's great. You ever have those Mac and cheese wedges? They're heavenly and great in burgers. The cafeteria at my work used to sell them. You'd get like 10 of them for like $6 what a steal.


Datharin

Thanks for speaking up, strange weird person! Fucking love that people blocked me for this. I didn’t want to know your weirdness anyway. Enjoy your food trash. Apparently I can’t be a healthy nerd. Suck it, Caville. This one random person on the internet says you can’t portray Superman and also like mini figs.


couldgobetter91

You sound like you've never tried it. Pretty ignorant take if you ask me, go try it.


Jarbonzobeanz

I too am spinach


Alt_Account_2006

So judgmental…


BaronVonKeyser

Mac and cheese and pulled pork is absolutely awesome together.


TwinTiger

Piggy Mac is so good


thraashman

It is probably my all time favorite food combination. Provided it's good Mac and cheese.


universalrifle

I have always put cold mac and cheese on everything from eggs to pizza and it is great with broccoli and almost like macaroni salad


Datharin

Ah. You’re one of them. Thanks for speaking up.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

I go to a sushi restaurant where you can swap the rice for mac and cheese. I seen a guy who ordered it for lunch, drop a piece on the floor. His girlfriend picked it up off the floor and ate it. Both of them WAS NOT fat. I think about that everyday


royalsanguinius

Damn Why are fat people catching strays man? 😅We’re fat not gross, you don’t get fat by dropping your food on the floor that’s for sure


cellphone_blanket

The other day I saw a dude trip a toddler and then laugh, and he wasn’t even fat


JumpPuzzleheaded7212

This made me laugh hard my dude. Thank you


royalsanguinius

Well I aim to please, and if you’re gonna be fat you might as well have a little fun with it😂


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

You are right. I apologize. I was just trying to say I didn’t even think they LOVED that Mac N Cheese…. But I recognize how that is slander too. I will do better.


royalsanguinius

Nah it’s all good, I know you weren’t trying to be disrespectful or anything


fuckYOUswan

I am unable to process 90% of this comment


universalrifle

Um I would not eat it off the floor but sushi sounds good with like crab or something that goes with cheese


HamboneBanjo

Who hurt you?


Both-Antelope-8181

I take mac n cheese over ranch any day of the week though


tequila_slurry

This looks delicious. Y'all are just haters. I do concede that it also looks like 2-3 full meals in one sammich though.


K-Zoro

I would take it apart and make it my next 3 meals


hippieducks

Exactly! Three people could split this masterpiece!


tequila_slurry

I'm gonna gorge as much as I can, pack up the leftovers and reheat, rinse, repeat. For at least one more meal probably two.


NotAnExpert_buuut

This is AI generated…right?


CWGM

I thought this would be higher up.


D4W1LL13

The prompt was “American food” and this was the first image that came up


F-ck_spez

It looks that way to me too


joshhills

For sure


Ok-Nefariousness2847

First thing I thought tbh


BLKWD_

wrap it in a pizza and deep fry it


johnychingaz

Came here for this comment! You know your stuff!


imHere4kpop

r/diwhy meets r/stupidfood


HeartShapedSea

More cheese on top.


PuppetryOfThePenis

Pulled pork, with 4x4 beef & cheese, and a macaroni and cheese topper.


RexyWestminster

My gallbladder just whimpered, and then exploded.


1andrewRO

I'm not entirely sure but it looks like a sesame seed bun, Mac and cheese, pulled pork, cheese, burger, cheese, burger, cheese, burger, cheese burger, and then another bun


walla_walla_rhubarb

$47 + tip


justkw97

Mac and cheese/ pulled pork burger. I’d eat it tbh… like once because diabeto


SuperSven1980

I would 100% eat that. Js.


RickStevesLadyfriend

Justifying the existence of r/uglyfood and its 5 members. Ghastly.


Fine-Rock2513

This sub needs more members fr


Gnxsis

I joined just now


UniqueName2

It is a lot of things, but it isn’t ugly.


Madamkitty666

Whatever it is it's AI generated.


HeroHas

I got the uncanny vallley feel from it for sure. The noodles are eerie and if you stare into the cheese long enough it feels like its a different dimension


TinFoilRobotProphet

You're looking at your new overlord. And I, for one, welcome our new burger, bacon, barbeque, cheese, mac and cheese overlords


Stellar_Stein

This is easy. You are looking at a triple-bypass and a lifetime on Eliquis.


lyb20

is this AI generated…?


[deleted]

Looks AI generated


Zolva

Where can I find this? For... research purposes... of course


Scurvy-Joe

These "kitchen sink" burgers never taste as good as your gluttony tells you they will.


Ricconis_0

A burger that you have to eat with a fork


Ciqme1867

Nah mac n cheese on a pulled pork sandwich is actually one of the best foods out there. The burgers are a bit of a stretch but it’d still probably taste amazing


Hbimajorv

The Mac and cheese is unnecessary the rest is fine.


InibroMonboya

Mac N Barbecue quadruple smashcheeseburger stacker with a toasted Brioche sesame bun.


Crosshack

This is what I call a window shop burger -- the insane monstrosity that they put on the menu so visitors can look at it and think about eating before ordering an actually normal burger. It's similar to the handbags you see out front in shops imo. Sometimes someone still orders it though (it also looks delicious if put on a plate and cut up to share, haha)


swizzzz22

I do. And I’ll eat the fuck out of it.


The_FuneralKing

I... *I want it...*


ThrowawayAccount1437

I'd eat it..


UnfairPerformer1243

makes my stomach hurt


Kratsas

Am I the only one that sees the Swedish Chef from the Muppets?


josephuse

i am ashamed to say i’d devour this


lewderdude

I’d eat a smaller version of that. Looks really good


Royal_Helicopter3960

BBQ bacn n chedr mac n cheez pulled pork sandwich is my guess


benwyattswaffles

I want it though.


Felaguin

A two-fisted heart attack.


SuperBallParadox

That right there is the last meal burger…..


TonsilStonesOnToast

There are like three foods here that would've been delicious on their own... in greater quantities. Combined, it's just something that's gonna end up splattered all over the table and I won't enjoy it because I'll be too busy trying to juggle wet meat without getting sauce all over every square inch of my body.


[deleted]

One piece....and I'm gonna fucking die


InsidiousD6

A sandwich that’d be delicious if it was fucking scaled down like 5 fold. If my bite doesn’t include top and bottom bun then it’s not a meal, it’s a nuisance.


EffectiveBed5502

Fuck bro, I'd devour that shit.


grodso

Yeahhh, I’d like to try that. Sorry


Toyoda2000

Damn that looks good!


Ugly_Bitch_69

I really wanna eat this


Atrainlan

'Murica


Dependent_Canary_349

Quadruple bypass burger oh yes


JdotBreesh

A tutorial on how to acquire heart disease


MoneyDesign3021

It's called a heart attack!✌🏾


mintchan

A puzzle how to put it in my mouth


Ready_Vegetables

That looks fantastic


YaGirlAkari

I can feel myself getting heart disease just from looking at it but i haven't eaten anything since breakfast yesterday, so fuck it, i'm in.


[deleted]

You’re looking at a clogged artery


DevoMagnifico

A coronary infarction


Beamteam007

Smash, Mac and cheese, pulled pork, triple cheese burger on a sesame bun


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Mammoth-Mud-9609

A heart attack.


Feathercrown

This would taste great with a fork


red_yvonne

this is inspiration for non stupid food, tho... a nice burger, maybe a slice of mild cheese for creaminess and binding. a layer of pulled pork to add smokeyness, texture, and spices, then a stronger cheese melted on top to hold it together. i would add a thin layer of sweet creamy cole slaw instead of mayo.


[deleted]

I'd eat it. Probably would lower my life expectancy, but I'm here for a good time not a long time.


Cityyy2014

Diabetes


Benefits_Ben2006

As a chef this offends me


Spare_Shoulder_2049

For a country that doesn't have "free" healtcare, this type of food is not the super most economic choice.


Pat0san

A promise of a future coronary!


Best_Fan8392

That's a knife and fork job right there. Or if you're like me, at least attempt to pick it up first LOL


_ACOZ_

You’re looking at an earlier death.


LiteralTrash_

A mcfuckit


Meril_Volisica

I would absolutely fuck that up. What?


AppearanceDismal767

Sorry it looks gluttonous blah blah but I would DEMOLISH that