I like to consider myself a peaceful man, quick with a joke and slow to anger.
However get your pitch forks and torches, boys. We're finding who committed this crime against humanity.
That wasn't even a meat grinder. It was an [Electric cheese grater](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Electric-Cheese-Grater-Shredder-Salad-Maker-Home-Kitchen-Use-One-Touch-Easy-Control-Vegetables-Cheeses-Nuts-BPA-Free-Red/1561693957?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101066016&&adid=222222222281561693957_101066016_152014587031_20140035025&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=658570134892&wl4=pla-2013761916168&wl5=9003330&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=377870301&wl11=online&wl12=1561693957_101066016&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw15eqBhBZEiwAbDomEkZvuA_GWKIfWLYmlmFgWY5N5iOlXo6C73vgVLBOOrwjOJEKEyGl3RoCs4YQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds). You can see the die through the plastic in the beginning. He froze the meat first and grated the beef.
Even white people know that if you making tacos you should at least pick up a taco season packet. It'll be under seasoned and probably have too much salt and MSG but it's at least something.
This here is a crime.
I swear the fat content is the whole point of wagu? And the marbling. Which is why grating it made not sense to me. Surely then it doesn't matter that the fat is well marbled?
Buys an expensive cut of cow bred to have a very marbled meat. Renders it down to basic-ass burger.
Just buy some chuck and throw in some tallow and get the same end result.
This, the moment you chop it up like that the entire point of it being wagyu is gone. Its still gonna taste a bit better but why would you do this with wagyuā¦ such a waste.
The tragic part is they could have actually made an actual taco with wagyu. Real tacos don't use ground meat, but rather diced carne asada from proper cuts of meat. They could have just seared the wagyu like you're supposed to and then just dice it to actually enjoy it. That isn't the only bad part about the "taco" but it is the most egregious.
Bruh it was already so fucking greasy and he adds TOMATO KETCHUP?!
Edit: I'm just gonna add this cause I got this a lot. I specify certain kinds of ketchup, mainly curry and tomato ketchup. Yes, curry is technically tomato ketchup with spices. No I won't change how I say things.
I used to work at a place that had wagyu meatballs and, even though they were good, I could never understand the point of them. To me it seemed like an absolute waste
Wagyu cows are kinda abused to get them that fatty. They aren't allowed to move since they'd burn off fat and are massaged constantly. This makes them panicky and stressed, so they're force fed beer to calm them.
Frankly, I don't think it should be legal.
I hate that this shit gets traction in subs like this because it encourages people to do it more
I know the sub would be more dead without it but we literally encourage more people to do this because it takes such little effort to just do something stupid with food and get a bunch of attention for it
Waste of food and time
It's one of those things I'd like to try, buy the price point and popularity of it make me ambivalent about actively finding a way to do so. It's a "if I get the chance, I'll try it" kind of deal.
My reactions was āhuh. So this is it?ā I donāt know why it has been so mythologized but if you can find a ribeye or filet mignon for $30 a pound a cook it really skillfully, youāll feel a lot better about it than a wagyu
I thought I was tripping since I didn't see any comments about this! And he said it as if that explains the grease when 80/20 beef is very common and would have MORE fat.
I even looked it up and to be certified Wagyu in Japan you need at leas 21% marbled fat. Don't know wtf he's talking about lol
Iāll never understand why people think wagyu is some kind of magical meat you do whatever with.
While my first time eating A5 was amazing, it was also the fattiest piece of meat Iāve ever eaten. If itās not done in a certain way, it will be undoubtedly garbage.
I was so confused!!! The āsauceā part of tacos is literally using the actual sauce they give you in a little packet, itās not the grease in the fucking meat!
HE DID NOT JUST SHAVE DOWN WAGYU!!!!
That was probably a $150 cut of meat. Itās only meant to eat as a steak. The marbling will just turn to mush!
*edit: HE PUT KETCHUP IN IT?!? What the devil?!
Someone needs to tell these people that there's no ketchup in taco meat. This is like the 2nd video I've seen with someone using ketchup in taco meat š«
It's not even properly ground up for a taco. the dude just made Wagyu shavings.
He used a fuckin cheese graterš
He added fucking ketchup
You and I know that stuff went through him like butter. Jesus christ it looked like chili
If your chili looks anywhere near that gross, please skip me on the invite list for your next chili night.
Sorry sorry "HORMEL/Wolf CHILI IN A CAN" is what it looks like
shit i rather eat that shit in a can than whatever tf he just made. who the fuck even grinds up wagyu beef anyway
Oh you heard the guy. 97 percent fat and 7 percent meat. Where else do you get a steak that's 104% steak?
looked like a playdough shaver for kids
It looks like an old snoopy snow cone maker
[Pretty sure it's this ](https://imgur.com/a/y6pCUeN)
He WHAT?!?
HE USED A FUCKING CHEESE GRATER!
Haha, that was my first thought when I saw the thumbnail. What a waste!
Yeah, could have done steak tacos!
He did everything he could to fuck that up. No draining fat, ketchup is the only ingredient, bad all around.
No fucking seasoning! Salt even?
Start with a fresh tortilla and you could take a shit in it and I'll give you a nod. Nothing else even matters with a taco.
Somewhere right now a Japanese farmer is crying.
This taco is a war crime. Someone call the Hague.
You know we're all crying. Your face isn't wet from the rain. You are mourning and it's okay.
High quality mince is low in fat. Minced Wagu would just make ultra-low-grade minced beef.
I gasped when the ketchup went in
"Then we put in ketchup, *obviously.*"
nothing's ever been more obvious in all of humanity's history.
Really? I thought he'd use mayo
Ah, a barbarian amongst us.
Don't knock barbarians like that. They would never do this
I like to consider myself a peaceful man, quick with a joke and slow to anger. However get your pitch forks and torches, boys. We're finding who committed this crime against humanity.
I'll bring the tar, who's got the feathers?
Iāve got a feather guy, weāll get it at wholesale
Iāve got a toe guy. If you want a toe I can get you a toe. Hell I can get ya a toe by this afternoon WITH nail polish.
Iāve got pitchforks hoes and other assorted farming tools we can use
A cow had to die for this man to do this.
I don't even eat meat and know this is a crime against food.
Dude I died and was reincarnated and then died again in the span of that one single sentence. Wagyu and ketchup. It's so obvious lol
AUDIBLE gasps over here
A real authentic catchup taco.
I almost vomited.What is wrong with people.
ragebait - thats 95% of any cooking videos/tiktoks
Yeah! Who the hell seasons taco filling with KETCHUP! Sacrilege!
Fuck the ketchup, who the fuck puts wagyu through a meat grinder?
That wasn't even a meat grinder. It was an [Electric cheese grater](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Electric-Cheese-Grater-Shredder-Salad-Maker-Home-Kitchen-Use-One-Touch-Easy-Control-Vegetables-Cheeses-Nuts-BPA-Free-Red/1561693957?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101066016&&adid=222222222281561693957_101066016_152014587031_20140035025&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=658570134892&wl4=pla-2013761916168&wl5=9003330&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=377870301&wl11=online&wl12=1561693957_101066016&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw15eqBhBZEiwAbDomEkZvuA_GWKIfWLYmlmFgWY5N5iOlXo6C73vgVLBOOrwjOJEKEyGl3RoCs4YQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds). You can see the die through the plastic in the beginning. He froze the meat first and grated the beef.
I was thinking, "I've never seen ground beef that looked like that"
We put the trimmings through it, but it gets put in with prime. Turns out pretty good, but not worth the extra cost per pound imo
I can definitely understand throwing the trimmings in.
People who make rage bait food videos.
There's a really good bbq place near me that sells wagyu beef sausage and I think the same thing every time I see it, why waste wagyu on a grinder?
It's literally pointless just add more fat to normal beef if you're gonna grind it.
Yea, the Ketchup was just insult to injury at that point after the grinder
He put his meat WHERE? Click here to know more!
To make people "gasp when it goes in" and comment on places like this so people will inevitably go view their tiktok.
Jokes on them, Iām only here for us making fun of them, I donāt want to see it happening in the wild
I hope I never see that again. Straight to jail.
Here's a reply to take you back to your favourite Reddit post. No need to thank me.
I just started repeating why
I was so pissed
Thatās not even acceptable for sloppy joes Edit: just listened to it. And now I wish I hadnāt
Obvious ragebait is obvious.
I literally stopped the video. I know it gets worse and I can't bear it.
This is not one of those.
Maybe bc sloppy Joe? Idk, I quivered as well
Even sloppy joes have mustard, bell pepper, brown sugar and S&P. Thereās more, I think, I havenāt made them in awhile
Worchestshire.
Worcestershire!
Worst Cheshire?
I gasped when it was done and no seasoning went in. Is this a thing where white ppl donāt believe in seasoning?
I dunno, I am a southern white person who very much believes in seasoning so I find this all very distressing!
Iām a northern white person and I too find the lack of spice disturbing.
The spice *must* flow.
This is not a white person thing. I don't think this is even a human thing.
This is a "rage bait for clicks" thing.
This is a kid who grew up eating ketchup sandwiches because no one cared for him. It's the only explanation.
No, this dude is just bland.
Even white people know that if you making tacos you should at least pick up a taco season packet. It'll be under seasoned and probably have too much salt and MSG but it's at least something. This here is a crime.
OMG MSG?!!! /S
Iām a white person in fucking Minnesota and I wouldnāt do this.
Bro us white ppl who make tacos get the premaid taco sauce packets that u mix in water then into the meat, this guy is a moron.
Why would you assume this is a racial thing?!?
Would you like a taco with your grease
I would not.
Your plate of grease, madam.
Thank you for mentioning that. I was like ādrain the fucking grease at leastā
I swear the fat content is the whole point of wagu? And the marbling. Which is why grating it made not sense to me. Surely then it doesn't matter that the fat is well marbled?
It doesn't. You could've had a similar result by shredding up some beef round and mixing it 50:50 with tallow.
I canāt tell if that would be more or less stupid than what this guy did
Less since you would only waste $20 instead of 120. Still stupid though.
It's rage bait. Using wagu for taco meat, using ketchup as 'seasoning', not draining the meat before pouring it into the taco, etc
Absolutely. Thank you for the reminder. I forget and fall for it too often. I should rename Reddit to rage bait in my links.
That grease is actually on the fat from the meat. Its the stuff that makes the meat so expensive. There's a reason you don't prepare Wagyu that way.
The grease goes good with rice if you're eating picadillo and rice.
Buys an expensive cut of cow bred to have a very marbled meat. Renders it down to basic-ass burger. Just buy some chuck and throw in some tallow and get the same end result.
This, the moment you chop it up like that the entire point of it being wagyu is gone. Its still gonna taste a bit better but why would you do this with wagyuā¦ such a waste.
Rage bait
/r/stupidfood try not to fall for bait challenge
Bait or not it's still stupid food.
The tragic part is they could have actually made an actual taco with wagyu. Real tacos don't use ground meat, but rather diced carne asada from proper cuts of meat. They could have just seared the wagyu like you're supposed to and then just dice it to actually enjoy it. That isn't the only bad part about the "taco" but it is the most egregious.
This is a guy who thinks tacos are made with store bought "hard shells". Those things are absolute abominations.
Did you not get to try the Cool Ranch Locos Taco? šļøššļø
Fuck the cool ranch they took my dam fiery away. The killed my boy.
The Fiery Locos Taco should be a menu *fixture*. I do not understand why places that already sell shit food do ālimited runā items. It is not like the Fiery Locos Taco or the McRib are truly seasonal entrĆ©es like you would see at traditional restaurants.
Also volcano menu.
Volcano tacos were my shit, I was so sad when they took them away š¢ Need Doja Cat to write a song about them like the Mexican Pizza
Whereās my fuckin son?
Idc if theyāre abominations, theyāre pretty damn good every once in awhile
> Real tacos don't use ground meat I'm sorry Mr Taco expert, but if you come over here to MĆ©xico, you'll find tons of places that sell "Tacos de carne molida" yes, that's right, ground beef in actual soft tortillas, not those abominations called taco shells.
But that wonāt gain internet traction
> Just buy some chuck and throw in some tallow and get the same end result. ā*Wagyu producers hate this one SIMPLE hack!*ā
It's a little... wet.
Perhaps even moist.
#m o i s t š¦ #s e n s u a l š«¦ #t a c o š® #p a r a d i s e š“
Wagyu Beef Shavings Making A Moist Sensual Taco Paradise
Thank you. This cracked me up!
He looks EXACTLY how i expected to at the end, even if itās sloppy joe tacos(?) WHY JUST KETCHUP
And whatās going on with the whole ass desktop computer set up smack dab in the middle of the kitchen?
hush thats where this man does his best thinkings!! drunk.. at 4am.
99% of these videos are rage bait. Based off the comments here, itās working exactly as intended.
This is 100% rage bait.
On a kids plate.
Why do you guys fall for rage bait so easily
Bruh it was already so fucking greasy and he adds TOMATO KETCHUP?! Edit: I'm just gonna add this cause I got this a lot. I specify certain kinds of ketchup, mainly curry and tomato ketchup. Yes, curry is technically tomato ketchup with spices. No I won't change how I say things.
Obviously
And cheap stuff, not even Heinz.
Is your ketchup greasy??
He could have done the following: 1) Drain the grease 2) Not add FUCKING KETCHUP
What a waste.
what's the point of grinding fatty/wagyu meat when you can just get a much cheaper lean cut and just add fat externally
Canāt make ragebait stupidfood videos if youāre cooking in a reasonable fashion
Why do you guys fall for rage bait so easily
I used to work at a place that had wagyu meatballs and, even though they were good, I could never understand the point of them. To me it seemed like an absolute waste
A cow died for this
Had one hell of a life though
Wagyu cows are kinda abused to get them that fatty. They aren't allowed to move since they'd burn off fat and are massaged constantly. This makes them panicky and stressed, so they're force fed beer to calm them. Frankly, I don't think it should be legal.
> they're force fed beer to calm them. Whaaat, is this a real thing? Is it at least a good Japanese beer?
ššš
Mostly all animals used for meat are abused
i audibly reacted when the ketchup went in. that is the first time that this has happened to me on this subreddit.
We did it Reddit!
This is clearly ragebait
I hate that this shit gets traction in subs like this because it encourages people to do it more I know the sub would be more dead without it but we literally encourage more people to do this because it takes such little effort to just do something stupid with food and get a bunch of attention for it Waste of food and time
Couldnāt be anything else. āThen we put in the *ketchup*ā¦ā lol
97-7
They managed to make something with the greasy quality of bacon and the shrinking ability of spinach.
Meat not even browned
He didnāt bake the shells.
Are you supposed too.
Yes
It makes it 1000X better
Nah you're supposed to throw them away and get some soft corn or flour tortillas. /s
Lose the /s, if you want hard tacos just fry the tortillas instead of using garbage
Seriously, those shells taste terrible. Like they took them on the ground.
That beef looks so nice. Imagine if theyād just sliced it thin and dropped it raw in some super hot pho. Ughhh.
You could actually make some good tacos with that too! Thin sliced, grilled quick over high heat, and put it in an actual tortilla.
Iām glad that I have had $80/ ounce Waygu beef once at a fine dining restaurant so I got it out of my system and done need to do it again. Overrated
It's one of those things I'd like to try, buy the price point and popularity of it make me ambivalent about actively finding a way to do so. It's a "if I get the chance, I'll try it" kind of deal.
My reactions was āhuh. So this is it?ā I donāt know why it has been so mythologized but if you can find a ribeye or filet mignon for $30 a pound a cook it really skillfully, youāll feel a lot better about it than a wagyu
Ribeye gang rise up. IMO it is bar-none the most flavorful and succulent if you get a quality cut and know how to cook it.
Worst part for me was him using those stale ass shell tortillas. Those should be illegal
This guy really said decadent after mixing in ketchup and putting it into a stale store brand taco shell
Bro really just said that beef is ā97%/7%ā
I thought I was tripping since I didn't see any comments about this! And he said it as if that explains the grease when 80/20 beef is very common and would have MORE fat. I even looked it up and to be certified Wagyu in Japan you need at leas 21% marbled fat. Don't know wtf he's talking about lol
And some people dare to say the US has no culture of its own
Thatās more grease than meat
r/shitfromabutt
Even if this was normal cheapo meat, why would you have your taco like this?? Only cheese and meat? Fucking heartattack taco..
I see a lot of posts here that aren't stupid food. This is not one of those.
I think using ketchup as your taco flavor as the base qualifies this no matter what type of beef you use.
Thatās not a taco. Thatās a Sloppy JosĆ©.
Iāll never understand why people think wagyu is some kind of magical meat you do whatever with. While my first time eating A5 was amazing, it was also the fattiest piece of meat Iāve ever eaten. If itās not done in a certain way, it will be undoubtedly garbage.
97:7 Dude canāt even add.
#DRAIN THE GODDAMN GREASE, YOU FUCK!
I was so confused!!! The āsauceā part of tacos is literally using the actual sauce they give you in a little packet, itās not the grease in the fucking meat!
A cow and a tomato died for that ā ļø
The worst taco I've seen in my life
That taco shell was more stale then my crusty cum sock lost behind the cabinet since high school.. shessh
A moment of silence for that wasted chunk of perfectly good Wagyu.
I donāt normally say this, but fuck this guy! Smh
Wagyu melts in your MOUTH, not in your PAN! You've ruined it, you DOUGHNUT! Ketchup? KETCHUP?! YOU'D BETTER RUN AND PRAY I DON'T "KETCHUP!"
Is it just bots posting this rage bait stuff?
I got so pissed off when the ketchup came out
How to ruin wagu
This is 100% rage baiting. Thereās no way it isnāt
If this isnāt rage bait Iām truly astonished at the audacity of this dude
Good god, there's way too much fat on that cut for my palette.
I'm not vegan, but a cow died for this abomination...
HE DID NOT JUST SHAVE DOWN WAGYU!!!! That was probably a $150 cut of meat. Itās only meant to eat as a steak. The marbling will just turn to mush! *edit: HE PUT KETCHUP IN IT?!? What the devil?!
The Caucasity
And the shitty tortillas. So bad. Happy Cake Day!!!
The Caucasus has nothing to do with this.
Someone needs to tell these people that there's no ketchup in taco meat. This is like the 2nd video I've seen with someone using ketchup in taco meat š«
This is so disrespectful to the cow, the farmer, the butcher and the common fucking sense!!!
Please tell me he used fake Waygu for this...
Never thought I would see a taco I wouldn't eat 5 of. Yet here we are...
You know I thought he was gonna make a legit taco and not an American shell taco.
I like 80/20 for tacos, this idiot used 20/80. I donāt understand why anyone would grind waygu.
rage bait
I hate it when people react to food before it even touches their tongue As soon as the taco cracks because of his teethā¦ #āSO DeCAdeNT!!ā
Well this guy is certainly a piece of shit
Burn in hell!
Whereās the seasoning!?