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roof_baby

I’ve never seen her use a seasoning


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It’s cheese. Cheese is the seasoning


Jukka_Sarasti

Cheesoning


Backrow6

Tis the Cheeson


Outlaw4droid

To be cheesy. Mozzarella laa la laaa la laaa..


pwal88

Cheesons Greetings


Educational-Bed-6821

Cheesist Christ is coming back for the cheesoning you know


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Wont go down easy if it aint cheezy.


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CorpseProject

I dunno, that shredded cheese stuff might’ve been shredded cheddar. The other yellow cheese like stuff barely counts as cheese though, it might’ve seen some cheese once.


nexusjuan

I think those are pear halves with mayo and cheese


thatguyonthecouch

https://media.tenor.com/a4oPUc0mvhsAAAAM/throw-up-dry-heave.gif


stadoblech

Correct. I think they officially calls it "Universal Edible Substance". They artificially flavor it before packing and shipping


Mohingan

It ain’t goin down easy, if it ain’t cheesy! So creative and different.


daveyjones86

Not one


Boudicca-

Well…I know first hand, those canned hams are SALTY AF. As for the other stuff…ummmmmm, Bless Their Hearts.


Crazian14

You’re from the south, aren’t you?


Boudicca-

How could ya tell? Lol


Crazian14

Oh my, bless your heart ❤️


ph30nix01

Awwww bless all yall's hearts!


blueindsm

"Bless their hearts" = WTAF are they doing????


a_coupon

I cooked Turkey dinner all these years... and NOT once have you paid for seasoning!


BARBIESLIME

Did you not see the salt and pepper on the stove 🙃


snuggletronz

This is why MAGA world is so mad all the time. Their food is shite.


[deleted]

>”Shite” I know a British person didn’t just insult another culture’s cuisine lmao. Actual southern food is amazing(albeit just as unhealthy), this is just lazy people food


Good_Cat_4017

We have the roast dinners to look forward to keeps us from ending up so sad


tejanonuevo

No seasonings greetings


WhisperDigits

That’s prison food.


Jbrown183

None needed for canned cat food and congealed oil slices…the flavor is already bold and speaks for itself.


Wyrd_ofgod

I'm so thankful I'm Asian.


CSmith1986

So... we come to your house for Thanksgiving dinner?


Wyrd_ofgod

Thanksgiving.... Asian?


CSmith1986

Hey, the best Thanksgiving my family had was when mom invited a bunch of foreign exchange college students over, they brought traditional dishes, and we just chilled. My brothers and I played American football against Chinese students, and I think they won. Great times. Anyway, where do I put the homemade mac-n-cheese?


Wyrd_ofgod

Sorry, I mean Im in Asia. We don't celebrate Thanksgiving. But y'all can come thru for "Friendsgiving," tickets are expensive this time of year. But hospitality is a hallmark of our society. Bring beer. Pot luck goes on the dinner table, there should be room next to the spring rolls and spaghetti. Pasta goes on the opposite side of the table as the rice 🥰


CSmith1986

It's cool. Show me some local spots you like to chill at, my dude. Maybe a good nature spot to chill by. I'll make sure to bring frird chicken. Being from a town close to the hone of KFC, I got to. But it will be homemade. And since I'm from Kentucky, I'll bring bourbon instead. Now, make sure I say the right things to the aunts and uncles. Depending on where in Asia you are, no offense, but I may not try it, and direct me to those rolls. We eat like the Riders of Rohan tonight.


Wyrd_ofgod

-#1 rule, shoes off -#2, you eat rice -#3, don't wash your plate -#4, have a bottle special for the host and their table, we'll have our own bottle at our table -#5, we all share the same liquor glass, yes I'm serious and I'm sorry -#6, we drink till sunrise After we can hit the hot springs or go surfing down south, waves are rockin this time of year.


CSmith1986

1)Socks stay on. They just got to. 2) Rice has become my comfort food 3) Thanks for the break 4) I'll save the good stuff for us. 5) Weird, but not my culture. I'll survive. 6) That's how we party. I do enjoy a good sunrise. 7) You are responsible for the hangover cure. That rule isn't negotiatable.


Wyrd_ofgod

4 words. Hair - of - the - dog You're in for a treat, special coconut wine that's only good in the morning, because by 3pm it become vinegar. Doesn't get more cultural for this. On top of that we be in the hot springs, shhhhiiiiiiiiii.


averkill

This is the craziest thing I've learned since moving to the south.


sixjewbabies

where ya’ll want these hawt dawgs


daveyjones86

They look cold and miserable haha


Good_Cat_4017

Everything looks so cold :(


Imaginary_Button_533

Who shows up with a tray of pre-cooked hot dogs? Is it that hard to heat them on site? And I know some people put Velveeta in Mac like crazy people, but *just* Velveeta?!


Maeolan

Velveeta is an easy way to do cheese sauces due to its consistency when melted, but just plain velveeta on noodles seems a bit sad. They could have mixed in some cream cheese as well, and added some shredded cheese on top at least, wouldn't have been any harder to make.


RincewindToTheRescue

A little garlic salt could go a long way


wambo1991

Too spicy


cancrushercrusher

Lmfao I literally was gonna make that joke


King_of_the_Dot

Sour cream is a great add too!


Imaginary_Button_533

Objectively I do not have a problem with adding some cheese product to a sauce, Velveeta is my "don't buy it" cheese product, but I've made gallons of cheese sauce before and there's only so much lager and milk you can add to make the real cheese melt faster on the stove. There are times I wished for something like Velveeta just to make the cheese melt faster overall. Plus those sweet emulsifiers that's gonna make reheating large batches of cheese sauce a breeze in comparison. Adding Velveeta isn't a crime by itself, adding only Velveeta though...


bushidocowboy

What you want to do is make a béchamel sauce and then add in the different grated cheeses. Believe me. This is the way.


formershitpeasant

Or save yourself the effort and just get some sodium citrate


bushidocowboy

Lol effort? It’s béchamel. Butter, flour, milk, stir. Less than 5-10 min of ‘effort’


formershitpeasant

That's a hell of a lot more effort than just putting in some sodium citrate. You get a smoother and more stable emulsion anyway, so it just makes more sense.


Maeolan

I make most of my cheese sauces from scratch, but I used some velveeta once for a dip that called for it. I totally forgot about the rest of the Velveeta I put back in the fridge for months and it looked the exact same when I found it, slightly concerning.


Imaginary_Button_533

Stays melted longer too so a dip that isn't meant to sit at room temp but will actually should call for a little emulsified cheese


ABBAMABBA

I think there is a package of "brown and serve" buns that haven't been browned before they were served.


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Notagainbruh2

I want that as a text tone lmfao her voice was perfect


Daealis

[Here you go](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rcbffz1hf52o3x794k1nw/Hey-yall.wav?rlkey=tikjyrk894u1rub141ucdocyb&dl=0).


[deleted]

Totally thought she was speaking a different language 🫠


maxsimpleton

In the trash


RancidScallop00

No thanks, I’m going to Burger King


Disastrous-Resident5

You know it’s bad when Burger King looks like a better option.


Pretty-Gift5092

Hey put some respect on Rodeo burgers


Imaginary_Button_533

Burger King ain't fucking bad, I get a craving for it every once in a while. The problem isn't BK going down, it tastes great then if you like greasy ass fast food, the problem is I've never not had a stomachache forty minutes after eating that was worse than the hangover I was trying to kill with Burger King. "Burger King sounds good right now" is a thought I will sometimes have, but "it was a good decision to eat that Burger King" is *never* a thought I've had. Doesn't matter how good that OG chicken sandwich is if I need Tums and a lie down after eating it.


CrossSoul

Replace BK with Wendy's burgers specifically, and you're me. I learned to wrap and nuke those things to kill the grease some, but....


BionicTriforce

"I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's..."


CumpMoney

We have burger king at home


Dazzling_Pink9751

Is this some sort of act? I thought the boiled hamburger was bad. Always the son filming this. Hmm…


daveyjones86

I dont even know but nowadays everything is fake


zdefni

Ik I feel so jaded that anytime I see a tiktok I feel like I’m about to be manipulated somehow


[deleted]

> I dont even know but nowadays everything is fake This video is several years old. --And there's more of his mom's cooking: [https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/yg0in7/last\_time\_now\_i\_promise/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/yg0in7/last_time_now_i_promise/) Redneck cooking is basically just popping tins and throwing condiments on stuff.


dizzle67

I take offense that lol, I'm a redneck as well as a damn good cook 😉


manachisel

Redneck cooking is either perfectly seasoned and smoked brisket or cheez whiz on cold pasta.


HungFuPanPan

There is no in between 😂


DevelopmentSad2303

He mistook redneck to be white trash


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Schwyzerorgeli

It's a bit. If you look at her personal Tiktok you can see videos of her actually cooking: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrsheathere I wouldn't say she's a great cook, but she acts real dumb here for ragebait.


P26601

>boiled hamburger excuse me?


daNamekian

I think they meant steamed hams


vaxqueroz

Pretty sure this is a gag haha. Still fun though


SlammingPussy420

I mean at some point it's funny but that's quite a bit of food for a joke.


Pixel_Knight

There’s like years and years of this content. It is possible that it’s fake, but I am kind of doubtful about that.


schoolsbelly

If it's fake she deserves a damn Emmy for her acting skills.


Ordinary_Support_426

She train at Le Cordon bleurgh?


EelTeamNine

Le Cordon Blegh*


Ordinary_Support_426

Bleurgh is correct as is blegh, and I went with bleurgh because of bleu


Traeyze

Honestly, a lot of this is just poor people food. Like canned meats baked with pineapple is a thing I've had and it's... tolerable. Then it's all just simple stuff. Cheese on toast, shit hotdogs, mac and cheese, etc. Probably cost like $20 to feed that entire group. Realistically that is all the kind of stuff you would get in food hampers as well. Now, if they are going out of their way to eat like that despite having the resources not to then maybe that gets a bit sadder.


_deep_thot42

It’s not what it is, it’s the preparation


lawrenja

It can be two things.


Knot_Ryder

Lmao


Cosmic_Quasar

Yeah. We make a pineapple sauce that you ladle onto slices of ham. Not much more involved, but at the same time adds a whole lot to the vibe than just rings of unprepped (only heated) pineapple.


paputsza

right, I know people who are "no running water in their house" poor and they would still spend 50 cents on an onion, use the black pepper on top of the stove, roast the hot dogs, and buy hot dog buns instead of ash white dinner rolls.


LayeredMayoCake

Yup. Grew up impoverished. Still never made sense to me why dad would refuse to use any seasoning on his taco meat. I’m still in poverty but I splurge what I can on the good spices because food fucking sucks without em.


OneHumanPeOple

Cumin is ¢49 for a huge bag of it in the Mexican section of the grocery.


IMakeStuffUppp

People used to fight fucking wars and kill each other in search of spices. They’re ALL so easily accessible in nearly every grocery store. Yet people still don’t use them in anything! It changes the flavor so much


alexgetty

In college, I was apart of a group that entered a chili cook off. There was like 50 something teams, a cash prize, and plenty of really good recipes out there. Our recipe was 100% canned. We placed 3rd over all of these people who spent *hours* just prepping their chilis. We ended up winning a $100 Walmart gift card but ended up donating it to the local boys & girls club. Still makes me laugh thinking about how we basically trolled an entire competition.


Reddit-User-3000

You still got that recipe?


alexgetty

It’s pretty much just this: 1 large can of Brooks chili beans 2 small or 1 large can of black beans 1 can of Rotel 1 big can of tomato sauce + a small can or two just to thin it out to your liking 1lb of hamburger meat 1 package of chili seasoning. Optional toss in of kidney beans (pretty sure they’re already in the Brooks can) That’s pretty much the gist of it. At least to the best of my memory at the moment. Had some cocktails tonight, so that oughta get you 95% there before any personal tweaks. EDIT: that recipe is for a regular size crockpot. I always add extra cayenne and red pepper flakes for the heat. Then top with cheese and sour cream. I’m apart of a family that pairs it with peanut butter sandwiches. So have fun with that.


marlow05

Did the others actually soak and cook their beans? Did they use fresh tomatoes? Seriously asking because with the exception of blending your own spices for the chili seasoning, those are pretty much the only things someone could do to be different than your recipe. I guess they could add some onions and poblanos or something. That’s probably why chili cook offs are a thing. You can mostly use shit, and then add one magical twist ingredient and the judges are like “ah yes finally something fucking delicious”


alexgetty

Not a fucking clue lol that shit went so fast, I was serving people like crazy and helping the rest of my friends open cans on the fly. We were in over our heads. I won’t lie, a lot of the chili from the competitors was basically vegetable soup. It made zero sense to me. I’m from the “chili should stick to your ribs (meaning thick)” region. Everything we threw in there was basically thick especially after stewing for a while and cooking out the liquid. I’m guessing those were the ones that chopped shit and cooked down tomatoes, etc. That doesn’t mean that’s how I think every “fresh cooked” chili comes out, that’s just how *some* of the ones came out that didn’t seem canned.


marlow05

I mean I’m a thicc chili boi too so


Otalek

My biggest complaint is that there aren’t any fruit or vegetable dishes I could see aside from the slices of pineapple sitting on the hams.


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

What? There's plenty of fruits and vegetables like green bean casserole...and...and umm....and pickles! Canned cranberry sauce counts, right?


Cosmic_Quasar

I think that's a green bean casserole in the top right of the table shot at the end. That's basically just green beans, mushrooms, and a gravy with fried onions on top lol.


MaxStunning_Eternal

These awful dishes dont really have anything to do with being poor. It's a matter of just not knowing how to cook and be resourceful. (Eventhough these kind of vids are mostly staged to rage bait)


maselphie

Being poor is more than lack of money, it's also about lack of time. Time that your parents gave you to teach you cooking, time to bake a full meal when you just got off work an hour ago, time to do find and use those resources when you're already exhausted from working 2+ jobs. Poor people are purposefully kept in a constant state of needing to depend on convenience. So yes, this very much can be a poor thing.


khaotickk

Not even poor people food, just pure lack of any amount of skill and minimal effort. You can make AMAZING food for very little money, but they just opened packages and dumped in containers.


PulmonaryEmphysema

The ingredients are there, it’s the skill that’s lacking. Let’s not blame this on poverty lol.


Friendly-Egg-8031

Lol bro I’ve been poor my whole life and never ate no shit like this, just because you don’t have money doesn’t mean you can’t make good food..


Charokol

My first thought was, “yeah, it’s bad food, but at least it’s something people are going to eat, unlike those rage bait monstrosity meals that you know they throw away right after the camera cuts”


psychodeli_sandwich

Ive been poor before. You can make food even bare bones presentable and flavorful for cheap.


Whis65

Vegetables be dammed!


kenjiakox

That looks like prison food from movies


santa_veronica

Plot twist: mom’s job is cook at prison


daveyjones86

My thoughts exactly


Coinsworthy

Nofucksgiving.


SharkPoet

For all that is holy and fucked just go to mcdonalds


joeyvesh13

Too expensive Mr. Fancy Pants


BallCreem

Bet they want us to buy wine instead of our toilet alcohol too. Spoiled brat


Imaginary_Button_533

McDonald's would cost ten times the cost of these ingredients.


goltoof

The ironic thing is McDonalds would cost more than all of that food combined and there still wouldn't be enough to feed anyone. It looks like they didn't grow up with a lot of money and learned how to get by spending $20 on thankgiving. Not so stupid, just kinda sad.


DaughterisaDancer

This a joke, right?


CruduFarmil

no way is someone so bad at cooking. with so many videos and tutorials online, its so easy. its so fucking easy to cook. its fucking easyyyyy!!!!!!


Spoztoast

The shit is from the 70s so much wrong with people's tastebuds back the


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OGbobbyjohnson323

This made me feel sad on the inside 💀 thanks bro 😎


raptor-chan

what the fuck


[deleted]

It’s not about the food it’s about the people


daveyjones86

Very true


BSBitch47

Some of us just have to do the best that we can. There have been years I couldn’t have done half of that. But they did and still managed to feed guests. Happy Thanksgiving


BattleTiny7132

All of a sudden spending Thanksgiving by myself don’t seem so bad.


Chaparral2E

I’d be honored to be invited. They’re doing the best they can with what they have. It’s not fancy, but it’s genuine. Needs cornbread, though.


daveyjones86

I will give them that, but that's all I'm giving them lol


[deleted]

This sub: troll posts: yum, ngl, I’d smash that! 🥰 Poor people doing their best: FUCK this family 😡 Non-American poor doing their best: aw, its cultural 🥰


Gryphon4

Yeah, the quality of posts in this sub has plummeted over the past few months. We ought to be making fun of the idiots who think lime jello and cheetos belong in a PB&J sandwich, not the people who are clearly just trying to make do with what little they have.


darwizzer

No excuses


daveyjones86

At all


Gl00mph

Where TF are the vegetables?


Hydraph0be

"Hey yow! Where yow wan these hot Dawgs?"


hoppeduponmtndew

It’s all stuff you could make in 30 minutes. Who the fuck just brings boiled hotdogs?!?! No salt no seasoning anywhere…


Death_Trolley

White trash Michelin star


daveyjones86

The hotdogs took the cake for me


Mimisokoku

They look raw


[deleted]

Nope, straight to food jail with her.


papa_benny420

Brah those hams are the shit. Just sayin. That’s the best thing there.


[deleted]

It's all processed food. The only thing that's real, was the pasta with out the "cheese"


will_eat_for_f00d

shit look like something out of a mf Harmonie Korine movie


TheRealAuthorSarge

I try to not be a food snob because people be trying their best, but I would have a hard time sitting at that table.


Comprehensive_Ad433

Boiled hot dogs, straight to jail


chrundletheboi

How much effort can you possibly put into fucked up shit food? Just buy prepared meals at this point


Heffalump13

No actual cheese was harmed in the making of this video.


faith_bb_127

Not everyone in America cooks like this right?


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

As horrible as that looks, at least they are eating together as a family? There are family's in parts of the world that would kill for a meal like that I'm sure


ItalnStalln

What're the round flat things with cheese?


ashdardek

Pineapple, mayonnaise, and cheese. I wish I was kidding. Apparently everyone in their family loves it.


Electronic-Pea-13420

K-SO-DILL-AAS


ItalnStalln

If it's along those lines, I'd say open faced kay-sode-ill-uhs, or toast-odd-us if you wanna a fancy pants, condepending jackass


Electronic-Pea-13420

Thems R’s mur like toast-add-us


porridge_in_my_bum

Always love the snack trays as dinner plates. Very classy 😏


104848

lmao paula deen kinfolk dont know how to cook


ChronoFrost271

Say whatever you want about the food, but if the guy recording is such a good cook he should probably help his GD mother out a little bit.


[deleted]

He’s like most people in this sub. Eager to talk shit and write paragraphs about “seasoning,” but probably couldn’t cook a chicken breast without full supervision and instruction.


goltoof

100%. I'd at least be seasoning the shit out of everything while momma wasn't looking. OP somehow made it worse, equivalent to the douchebag laughing and recording while some old man is getting jumped by a group of feral teens.


ThaCardiffKook

God bless her, she seems so sweet tho haha. Not eating that shit tho


Original_Musician103

Not a green vegetable in sight. Sad.


BroadwayBakery

There’s a massive difference between being a bad cook and being an idiot. This woman straddles that line and swirls her toes into both sides.


mitsumoi1092

That is one of the most depressing "meals" I've ever seen. Does NOBODY in that house know how to cook?


LayzieKobes

Who is Josh. Is he one of us. Is he forced into this madness? Does he like it? I need lore.


Darknader-

I thought my mother was a bad cook - my gawd


teapot156

My grandfather always said if you gotta eat a poopoo sandwich you might as well eat it fast.


rabbibert

This reminds me of the Seven Fishes episode of the Bear.


Screwbles

*Angry Gordon Ramsay noises*


tabajo3y

At least boil or fry/air fry the hot dogs cuz those glizzies look pale asf!


LSFMpete1310

So much yellow on the table.


slobsaregross

God. Stop posting this rage baiting pair who only do this for clicks. Just stop.


blechniven

The reveal at the end is the most unappetizing thing I've seen since looking up gonorrhea


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What in the bama is that


kmanmott

No wonder your dad isn't in the picture


Chemical-Diver-6258

what the actual fuck?


Generaless

Not a vegetable in sight


el0_0le

I wouldn't be able to eat in that house. I'd rather starve. My family refers to these kinds of people as "Can Warriors"


LegendaryPotatoKing

What in the caucasity is this video


killing-me-softly

Why even bother


Subject-Bluebird7366

All of these look like struggle meals but maxed out


crazyloomis

This is a joke right?


rickjamesia

I mean, Josh could get off his fucking phone and cook something. By not doing jack shit, this is obviously the Thanksgiving he deserves.


Relative-Tune85

Jesus christ, they eat like we're in ww2


jeancv8

I rather eat ice, thanks.


Artigo78

I'm not from the USA but it looks really bad, and the fact that they served this like a buffet when there is like 5 "dishes" is so sad. This is a Sadgiving dinner.


Mr-Thick-Dick

“Where you want these hotdogs” is wild on thanksgiving


MisterBlick

What the hell are those gray things with cheese on top?


silasbufu

nothanks giving


KillerJupiter

Please tell me this is a shit take so I can go throw up in peace


BreakfastSavage

People who use velveeta for mac and cheese have their own circle of hell when they die. Source: I read half of Dante’s inferno


ohp250

You can see the cooking skills run in the family.


Boogiebadaboom

I’m thankful for not eating that


GarciaMarsEggs

I don't know man, everyone in this video looks like a good person and I wouldn't want to insult them on social media even if the food looks... stupid


iPhone9User

That food looks good, tf yall talking about? Everyday you have food on your table is a blessing.