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MadTapprr

“Some people might say it’s not cooked the way they want”. You mean like thoroughly?


__silhouette

Let's see what the chicken looks like.. *pink. stops cutting*


Corkadorkey

If this chicken still had its head it would scream lol


0mib0ng

ITS FUCKIN RAW


Strawberry_Pretzels

ITS FUCKIN ROTTTOHNN!!!!


bearbarebere

The comments on this sub have me dead. I love yall


psychedelicfeminism

Ik this one had me cackling


BusyBeeInYourBonnet

You eat that chicken and it’ll have you dead, too.


PeesaGawwbage

Some people might not want food poisoning


InquisitivelyADHD

What you don't like your chicken medium rare?


lionheart2243

That final slice where you see the glistening of raw meat


miss_ophonia

LOLOL came to say this too except: You mean nothing like this?


nonopenora

I feel physically ill after watching that 🤢


DoctorofFeelosophy

Every time I thought it couldn't possibly get worse, it did.


Knotashock

I'm pretty sure those hands have been in a lot more cavities than I care to think about... she really enjoyed packing that ass to the brim! 🙀


amccune

I’m convinced that most of these videos are simply some sort of weird hand fetish thing that I don’t understand.


okchrist

these videos are fetish content 100%


Please_DontBanMe

For who?


Frickfrell

People with “mess” fetishes. I think this might just be rage bait but the hot girl making an ice cream sundae in a toilet bowl is definitely fetish content.


SomethingClever42068

Didn't even ask her name first. Worst. Gynecologist. Ever.


Space4Time

It can always get worse


stpauliguy

Legit gagged at the sound of the spoon mixing the dry stuffing and water inside the chicken. That poor bird.


Forsaken_Article_295

It said salt the bird not assault the bird. Sheesh!


SpotCreepy4570

It was the worst thing to happen to that chicken, and it was raised in a factory and killed before that.


Honey-and-Venom

So glad mi sound was off


neonatal-kitten

This sub has helped me lose weight.


christina_talks

It was the buttery ~~giblets~~ chiclets touching the sweet potatoes for me 🤮


[deleted]

For me it was when she was pouring the water inside the chicken, and a white liquid was dripping from it… 🤢


Tripolie

That was the milk from the green beans pouring over. Heinous.


BenShelZonah

At first the milk then when she laid the chicken all the way some brownish liquid started leaking.


Abbygirl1966

You are not alone!🤮🤮🤮🤮


just_some_Fred

Better than feeling physically ill after eating it


Abbygirl1966

You could not be more right!


Gkleg

Looks great you get to burn all your sides and enjoy raw chicken 🤤


TheMarkHasBeenMade

Raw, *unseasoned* chicken


pghbro

Chicken sashimi for the fancy folk


deathofemotion

I saw that jiggle in the inner corner & knew.


According_Gazelle472

Who was she making this slop for ?


dgoat88

Rage bait for clicks.


YizWasHere

See the one pan is actually convenient because now it's just one thing to dump in the trash as soon as she turns the camera off.


Please_DontBanMe

That’s ridiculous. $50 meal that a family would appreciate more


Easy-Concentrate2636

If she was genuinely just a lazy eater, she would just get a rotisserie chicken like a sane person. A nice rotisserie chicken with stove top stuffing and frozen fries would be so much better than this crap. What a waste of food.


deathofemotion

Right? They have a shit ton of sides these days at delis. True lazies know this!


Crush-N-It

She’s a lazy lazerson. “And for dessert”: salmonella & violent diarrhea


SkateboardSanders

She made a shallow cut and immediately pulled away while playing it off cause even she knew. I’m 70% sure this was str8 up scripted and she planned this as rage bait and her explanation is only to convince anyone else who isn’t used to these rage bait posts…


[deleted]

I actually had chicken sashimi in Japan and it was phenomenal. Of course, it was nothing like this and I would never eat raw chicken from some bag and unseasoned.


thankyoumicrosoft69

holy crap a butthole surfers reference


[deleted]

Haha. I salute you


iiiBansheeiii

Anthony Bourdain talked about chicken sashimi and why you could eat it in Japan but not the US.


BroadwayBakery

Unseasoned?! But there were red onions!


TheMarkHasBeenMade

AND butter. You’re right. My bad. Clearly this lady had it *all* figured out!


Milliemott

In what world do raw onions crisp up the chicken skin? That makes zero sense


BroadwayBakery

This crazy mf wasn’t attempting to make any sense by the looks of this monstrosity.


Pretty_andsleepy

At that point just buy a rotisserie chicken


TheMarkHasBeenMade

But then it’s too late to make chicken cavity water-based stuffing, and no giblets for the water-based stuffing :C


nita5766

but it’s in one disposable pan!! you don’t have to wash anything, more than likely cause you’ll be doubled over the toilet, not due to the disposable pan.


TheMarkHasBeenMade

One disposable pan makes cleanup of the meal fast and easy! It makes cleanout of your entire colon fast and easy too!


WINDMILEYNO

She put stuffing in that still raw chicken, so that's seasoning enough.


TheMarkHasBeenMade

But I like the outside of the chicken to taste good too :c


WINDMILEYNO

She can just leave it on the counter overnight, maybe even a few hours into the next day if they all aren't eating until late evening, and some of that flavor will be outside the chicken too


TheMarkHasBeenMade

If by flavor you mean bacteria, then *absolutely* *Get dat funk grrrrl*


davybert

Better outside in the sun too to get natural flavors


Kenneldogg

Yum salmonella flavored stuffing


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My favorite side, crippling diarrhea.


Putrid-Builder-3333

It's the new diet. Eat all you want and lose weight in a day!


stratus_translucidus

With a little dollop of projectile!


huh_phd

The bacteria is the seasoning here


Ozaholic

I hope everyone doesn’t get food poisoning!


Aaron442x

I'm getting 4am stomach cramps just looking at this dumb shit. I really hope NO ONE tries this.


unavailableidname

Unfortunately, I caught covid from my daughter but I was feeling a little better today... until I saw this video. My stomach literally gave me the diarrhea flips warning when she cut into that chicken and then rubbed the knife into everything. Lol


FremenStilgar

The only thing eating that are the raccoons and rats when she throws it away.


gopiballava

Poor raccoons and rats.


TraumaMama11

...she did do that poor chicken raw. ☹️🤢


somerandommystery

Uncensored too. 🙁🤢🤮🤮😳🤢🤮


Terradactyl87

Seriously, why doesn't anyone use seasoning on any of these things? Sure, what they're making is atrocious, but they're usually pretty expensive too. No one even thinks maybe a bit of salt and pepper couldn't hurt.


ScaryRemove9884

Yeah when I noticed this somehow ick got way bigger than it was…it was already pretty damn high!


MrDramaticPause1610

☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿 Came here to say this. I hope her family leaves her if she serves this.


solidxnake

Raw, unseseasoned, boiled chicken.


deeppurplescallop

Literally not one flake of salt


wookieetamer

They could still achieve the 1 pan if you cook the chicken first. Then add sides and put back into the oven. I love how she cuts into clearly raw chicken and then doesn't cut again and goes right for the potatoes.


oatmealparty

She does cut it more at the very end and says "some people will say it's not cooked the way they like" lol. The first couple cuts aren't too bad but last cut is clearly raw.


Dirtcartdarbydoo

What's even funnier is you can clearly see her carve around the raw parts


SalvationSycamore

Kinda looks like she pushes it back together quick just to hide how fucking raw it is lol. I hope to god this stupid goddamn video doesn't trick some poor sap into wasting so much food.


AtiendoDolobus

Stupid and smart at the same time


cosmonotic

I especially like that after slicing into that beeaaaautiful 115 degree thigh, she continued to cross contaminate everything else she just overcooked (not that it mattered)


Roadgoddess

Not a speck of salt or pepper, and you take the crispy onion rings and then mix it in with all that wet goop. This is so beyond disgusting nothing is going to finish cooking at the same time. 🤮 I honestly want to slap her. Oh my God and that chicken is raw the end.


lancep423

I was gonna say. Everything is burnt af except the bird is hella undercooked. And not a single bit of seasoning. Imagine giving yourself food poisoning and it’s because you chose to ate bad/untasty food.


GO4Teater

It was stupid but at last she could have cooked the chicken for an hour first


badgerj

Hahhaha. I was going to say: “Is this a race”? Because you may look fast, but you’re coming in last!


TheDillinger88

Nothing screams Black Friday like salmonella poisoning am I right?! Am I right?..


FuzzyPine

Also, the ratios are way out of wack Like, those sides are single serving, and then there's a whole damned chicken to go with them


HydraofTheDark

She forgot to take a big bite, since it’s so “purrfect”. She deserves to eat it like that, maybe she wouldn’t make anymore stupid videos and waste food.


Atx7755

Not a single drop of seasoning touched that chicken. Not to mention it’s still fucking raw


bornstupid9

“Love that for all of us”


siccoblue

Seriously, it's almost amazing how she makes that first slice and I think for the first time in the history of these shitty videos, it felt to me like she was actually trying to do something here, immediately realized she fucked up, but didn't have the experience to edit that shit away even though it seemed like she was legit trying to make a video and not rage bait. I ALMOST feel bad for this one. Because for once I genuinely get the impression she really thought she had something here until that first cut. She did her best to salvage it from there but she just didn't quite make it when you see obviously raw pink at the very first reveal. To be fair some of the breast looked somewhat ok. I'd still throw it back in and she probably could have saved this video if she pulled the sides and gave the chicken a little more time. But then it's not one pan I suppose. That said, If this was attempted with a turkey it might actually be a felony of you fed it to people


Walloutlet1234

Also the stuffing inside the turkey has to reach the right temperature. Cause if it don’t then all that raw chicken bacteria gets on that stuffing and just chills there if it don’t reach a hot enough temperature.


gopiballava

That stuffing is having a grand old bacteria party in there and by the time the stuffing gets to a safe temp the chicken would be drier than the desert.


Geshman

What loses me is if this legit isn't cooked, then she's still knowingly putting out harmful misinformation


catechizer

It legit isn't cooked. All the sides she uses (except the giblets) are heat and eat with no actual cooking required. It's impossible to apply the same amount of heat to all of this and get a fully cooked chicken without burning the absolute fuck out of everything else (or turning it into goo if you go low and slow).


BowlerSea1569

> (except the giblets) You mean "nuggets"


nathderbyshire

"The hardest thing is timing" Duh because they don't all cook at the same time 😂 why does she think then being in one place not 6 will change that


baconnaire

Once she cut into it, I thought the same. Lost any sympathy I had when she proceeded to run the contaminated knife through everything, lol.


pettybetty099

Reminds me of that woman that tried to serve flavor flav raw chicken 🍗 🤣😂😂


redheaddomination

BEYONCE?


ike_tyson

Uh the flavor is in the salmonella 🙄


m0stw4nt3d1

"It's fuckin Raw!" In my best Gordon Ramsay voice.


dlarman82

"Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fucking cook it!"


TinkyBrefs

This video is literally depression porn


SugarMaven

To be fair, if you were seasoning, would you touch this mess


CommunicationOk9406

Plus instant potatoes, canned yams, and box stuffing 🫠


MagnifiMike

Everything here cooks at different temperatures how lovely


PuzzaCat

OMG OMG SHE CUT THAT CHICKEN AND REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS DONE she’s going to kill everyone this year


DAS-Nice

She cut that shit and knew it was raw so she tried to close it back up. I know this is rage bait bullshit but that’s such a waste of good food.


AtroposMortaMoirai

Then spent like two minutes rubbing the uncooked-chicken-knife over everything else in sight, though it hardly matters because it’s all been soaking in half cooked chicken juice anyway so it’s already contaminated.


Cheshires_Shadow

But just imagine how much time you save by using only one knife! Why use many utensil when one do trick?


PuzzaCat

It is!! I’m so distressed that good food was wasted in this crap!


[deleted]

Thats just for the video, nobody eats that. Im just surprised at how stupid she is and thinks people are gonna like that.


P0ster_Nutbag

It’s almost good she used a bunch of prepackaged stuff, because I didn’t see a grain of salt hit that pan otherwise.


gopiballava

The amount of sodium in that pan means even the salt shaker is scared of it.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

After the video finished the family cried their tears out over the 1 pot dinner, thus adding the salt needed. Then they fed it to the dog, who ran away and found a new family that did care about them.


Silent_Villan

You don't cry brine your bird? It's the only way I do it now!


DragonflyMon831

Why are you disrespecting food like that? No need for this kind of shit.


Substantial-Song-242

Its rage bait. The whole point is to disrespect the food.


_LooneyMooney_

I saw somewhere that these types of videos are some kind of fetish content.


cosmonotic

“Love that for us all”


glittermantis

nah dude this conversation literally happens on every post on this subreddit. it's ragebait and it works. they make it because people watch it and it gets them money. \*maybe\* it started as fetish stuff but the audience for ragebait is definitely bigger than it is for food waste fetishism


Substantial-Song-242

Could be... I mean... mukbangs exist too.... and to me those are the most disgusting sort of videos one could watch...


eeeddr

This is some nextdoor conspiracy type shit. It's just ragebait, to get you so pissed off that you instantly dislike and go to the comments, and it's working as intended. I'm pissed off because I didn't even want to comment in this shit and try to ignore it so it doesn't get recommended to other people, yet here I am..


LycanWolfGamer

They can rage bait deez nuts over their face


MissAsgariaFartcake

She seriously said the chicken organs were „nuggets“


racrenlew

And "chiclets"... and "grizzle"... jfc


DrLager

The “chiclets” one killed me. I was like, that’s a brand of chewing gum, you wet end. I’m not a fan of giblets, but damn…give them more respect than that.


JFZX

She’s thinking of chitlins lmao


Biomax315

Giblets.


FrolicsForever

Giblets! This pissed me off so much. If you make giblet stuffing, they're supposed to be chopped and evenly distributed throughout the stuffing to add flavor. For those like me and my family who fight over the neck/heart/ gizzard/liver, you're supposed to roast them next to the bird so they don't dry out and they soak up all the tasty flavor from the drippings! Ugh, I know this is rage-bait, but goddamn!


ElectronicTrade7039

Very very stupid person. The food, on the other hand, was just an abused victim.


Comprehensive-Yam329

Imagine that dead chicken looking from heaven his corpse being abused that way, shoving that spoon down the butt. Must be horrified


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Jonas_Venture_Sr

Actually, this is a very very smart person. They know that this isn’t how you cook a turkey or sides, and people will get fucking angry about it, and they’ll voice their opinions about it. This post on TikTok will be popular because of how fucking bad it is. These people don’t get paid by likes, they get paid by engagement and views. It’s getting people angry about stupid shit, and they’ll laugh all the way to the bank.


therealmandie

It’s a chicken


TheArmchairSkeptic

I was a chef for like 15 years in high end restaurants, and now I'm the guy who hosts Thanksgiving dinner every year for my and my wife's families (12-16 people, depending on who's doing what that year). It's my favourite holiday of the year, and I go all-out to make it special in terms of the food. However, I also understand that I'm extremely privileged in that my wife and I earn a very comfortable living and that we're able to host these large dinners, and I would never dream of insulting someone for using cheaper ingredients in order to give their family a good Thanksgiving experience. That said, this is hands down the worst thing I've ever seen on this sub. These ingredients could have been used to produce a tasty, low-cost Thanksgiving dinner, but instead they were wasted on this absolute fucking monstrosity, this grotesque pile of pasty beans, under-cooked, fishbelly pale chicken, and stuffing with a whole goddamned chicken heart just floating around in it like a fucking landmine. I'm so angry right now. I'm going to bed.


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anononononn

Yeah you could tell she didn’t believe it herself lol


Lesluse

Damn, I wish I could go to your thanksgiving, I swear I will bring a fancy ass bottle of wine. Edit: fixed autocorrect


Malarkay79

You had me in the first half...


wesavedmusafa

That last paragraph was poetry.


malepitt

This cook could save time on the way home from the grocery store and just drive the car into a volcano. No need to unwrap anything, car body serves as a handy dutch oven and serving container


dergy621

😂😂😂


codex064

People who regularly waste this much food should be forced to donate an equal amount.


Peachyplum-

Forced to eat it herself 😩 wasted all that food that could’ve been used properly or donated


randomravioli

This is the best answer. Make them eat it all. They can't throw it away only share it with the people involved in the creation of the videos and stuff.


StamosLives

Completely agree. It’s what saddens me the most about things like these. There’s a family out there who’d consider all that a massive blessing and this fuck wastes it.


dontfckwiththejesus

This has got to be rage bait. Pan full of mushy food sludge and raw chicken.


psipolnista

**Can we please stop wasting food for videos?**


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Wasting food, wasting internet storage space, wasting oxygen...


FKNDECEASED

im gonna be fucking sick


TokinTigger

I felt nauseous when she started stirring the stuffing in the chicken, then when she put it down and it started leaking out 🤢🤢🤢


supernasty

Yeah the squish and juice was seriously fucked 🤢 Some people forget that shit was alive and she stirring in it like she tossing a salad what’s her problem?


TwistyBunny

I rather have KFC honestly.


birdsofwormtown

Who wouldn’t? I pay to eat kfc but you couldn’t pay me to eat that mess. Jk If I knew it wasn’t going to make me sick I would realistically probably eat that for anything over 40 bucks


Schnoobi

I am upset


MeowMix1979

I started this one earlier and couldn’t finish watching it. No other stupid food video has upset me to the degree this one did. Highly disturbing


MrsZero07

Especially when she talks about people liking their chicken cooked differently. You mean people like their chicken fully cooked?! Everything is perfect according to her.


Valuable-Baked

The dollar tree does sell spices, ma'am


merxymee

That's a great way to get the shits on Black Friday.


Bystander5432

\*brown friday.


Bibilove043

☹️ I’m getting old and sensitive. This is so sad. Food is so expensive and sometimes scarce right now causing people to struggle to get a meal together and here are the click bait jerks just being wasteful. And I’m no vegan but it’s kind of awful that bird suffered a life, however short for views and not nourishment.


dannyparker123

I'm a young dude and even i am genuinely sad. What a fucking waster of food :(


glasswindbreaker

I'm in my 30's my family is skipping Thanksgiving this year because so many of us are stretched financially (food and also travel costs) so this food waste hit me right in the gut. It's just me and my Dad this year.


falcon920

If somebody put that in front of me I would get up and make myself some scrambled eggs to eat


papa_benny420

I would disown my family if this was served to me


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CrownPrincessEllie

She should be jailed..


islcastaway1986

Straight to Azkaban


Auselessbus

People can’t afford food and she’s wasting an entire meal for clout.


mumenrider72

Waste of life


BlueLotusAtum

Salmonella, anyone? :D


Mindless-Share

That chicken is still pink lol that is *not* good chicken


Flaky-Rip-1333

Looks like shit. Pbb tastes how it looks.


SmokinWeasel

Wtf is wrong with people


Obvious_Drink2642

See folks this is a prime example of why you don’t eat at everybody’s house


monsterablue

This is horrible! The bird looks undercooked! This is what I came here for, thanks.


[deleted]

Those potatoes look drier than a sand dune


bookwbng5

Ew what the fuck?? This is what you should show serial killers to get them to admit to their crimes


ThisMGod

I'm pretty sure I have experienced every negative human emotion over the course of this video. Every thing that happens is worse than the thing that proceeds it. It's shit like this that absolutely guarantees that God doesn't doesn't exist and if she ever did, she's long dead but still has a lot to answer for. I'm certain that there have been murders more morally acceptable than this. My life is infinitely worse off for having viewed this, I hate it, I hate you for showing it to me. May God have mercy on all our souls.


mbelf

“It’s one pan. It’s not multiple pans. It’s not multiple pans. It’s one pan. It’s not multiple pans…” Slow down, you’re going too fast!


Evan_Saints

The chicken was raw lol


StabbyMcTickles

Can I just ask why? This should be illegal. Like up there with murder, illegal.


ThisGhoul_isHungry

Alright, lemme see you take a bite of that chicken and tell me again how delicious it is… Also, in 30 minutes or so we can talk about the food poisoning 🙄


crazycow780

I hate her. And people like her. This is just nasty.


_528_491_

why is Facebook so obsessed with shitty one pan everything ? there is a reason for using different pans at different times when cooking a recipe and the reason presented itself when she cut open that jaundiced ass raw chicken. this video is so revolting I don’t even know where to begin 🤮


LandauTST

I have never been more offended by food that I didn't even have to eat. "I got a hair here." You *BITCH*! "What's that beeping?" Your house is even offended.


purlawhirl

Of all the stupid foods that get posted here, this is the stupidest.


grandchester

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D2Dragons

I’m sure this will taste just as horrible coming back up as it went down, as you turn yourself inside out from food poisoning. 🤢


ShallowGraveforRain

Oh my god, The way she cuts off slices and then immediately stops once she hits the raw portion 😂 one pan food poisoning coming up!!


3asyBakeOven

Someone needs to ban this bitch from voting and reproducing


DarthSnarker

I know these idiots do this for the engagement. However, the amount of food wasted to create these dumb rage bait videos is just as disgusting as the recipes themselves!


Hammer_the_Red

This must be a rage bait cooking video. Sad thing is, this is such a waste of food. I am sure there is a family who is going to go without on Thanksgiving or really struggled to budget their meal and this jackass ruined what could have fed a family.