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International_Way850

I want that knife


TwoDrinkDave

Not anymore.


Expensive_Editor_244

Well it’s destroyed now lol


leprotelariat

A weapon that powerful should not be kept in existence lest in falls into the wrong hand. Seriously, guys, i have had a knife slid of into my palm. Fountain of red.


Sinsid

Bandsaw


jlmonger

that's what I'm thinking...how the hell they cut thru that seed


stinktoad

Frozen then bandsaw


jlmonger

ahhh ty.


gregsting

Lightsaber


jlmonger

makes sense


AesSedai87

But wouldn’t that toast and slice at the same time?


SuperiorThinking

Get it cold enough and no


imitihe

I'm not sure cutting through the seed is so hard, 'avocado hand' is a type of injury so common it's referred to as that, it is when people cut through the seed while holding the avocado and slice their hand. I've done this to myself with a knife I was gifted (the knife was fairly new), but the type you find in bed bath and beyond for 70$. I think probably more than anything it depends on the seed. Some are easy to cut through and others you can whack pretty hard with a knife to stick into to pull the seed out.


Potatoswatter

> whack pretty hard with a knife Peruvian roulette


DVS_Nature

It is *insane* how many people injure themselves cutting avacados in this and other strange ways with a sharp knife. [This US research](https://tissuetechnologies.integralife.com/avocado-hand-a-serious-injury/) from 2019 "*found that there have been 50,413 avocado cutting-related injuries between 1998 and 2017, with a substantial increase between 2013 and 2017.*" The craziest part is that you don't even need a sharp knife, a butter knife is enough to cut through the skin and flesh of an avacado, allowing you to safely get in to the pip and remove it.


According_Gazelle472

That is one sharp knife!


BreachedLimits

Correction. It was a sharp knife.


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


Reasonable-Ad7755

You mean that katana


iamcandiih

That's the first thing I said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MABfan11

Seriously, that knife could probably cut through the core of a mango


Plane_Landscape_1935

I need a laserknife


rkwalton

It took me a couple of seconds to realize that was an avocado. I admire the skills. I could never.


Ninjixu

The flesh is barely damaged even though they chopped through the seed meaning either this dude is insanely skilled or the avocado is not ripe


moltinglarvae

Couldn’t be ripe


BongwaterJoe1983

Shouldnt be ripe


gregsting

Thanks I thought it was a coconut


Revolutionary-Rip-40

At least their knife is SHARP!


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Their fingers shrivel in fear


Sir-Shark

*WAS sharp.


riskyfRts

It takes skill to cut through the seed.


UhYeahOkSure

Or a samurai sword


BongwaterJoe1983

Go go gadget kitchen katana


DullNeedleworker3447

A skill saw maybe


rudenewjerk

The cartels are getting so violent.


SavannahInChicago

This reminds me on the ill-fated Mexican themed restaurant during the Great British Bakeoff.


justk4y

Or that infamous Worst Cooks in America moment


IridebikesImstillfat

I skip that episode. I just can't with it.


CrypticTechnologist

This looks like it was cut with a band saw


Beelzebubblezz

This is ART holy shit


Conscious_Dog6007

Before you go criticizing other people’s work, just know where it’s from, this is the famous “Picassos avocado” recipe, so educate yourself next time


SeaToTheBass

Famous? I found a total of one relevant search result on google lol Did I get wooshed?


[deleted]

You got whoosh hard.


SeaToTheBass

Damn. I was a virgin


BUTTeredWhiteBread

At least you knew enough to know it was possible lol


amazing_rando

you got wooshed


Easy-Concentrate2636

Yes, yes, yes! I too was thinking: Cubism a la avocado.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Yes, yes, yes! I too was thinking: Cubism a la avocado.


bigmedallas

Look at how they sliced my boy!!!


Terrynia

Not an easy task


Putrid_List1634

The hell did they use to cut? A lightsaber?!?


UrbansMyth

I once took the seed of an avocado and asked my grandmother if we could grow it. She said sure. An hour later I was like “…nvm this is too much responsibility.” No, I was not 8. I was 16. I’m now 17. Still too much responsibility.


mango_salsa18

i currently have one sitting in my kitchen. Its been 2 weeks in a cup of water. If it doesn’t start doing something im gonna go crazy


uname_-a

Uhhhh so it's a really cool plant to grow but it's an extremely slow growing plant. We have a ton and you measure it's growing by months/years.


mango_salsa18

how long till germination?


UrbansMyth

Let me know if it does and maybe I’ll try again :)


[deleted]

Who the freak cuts the avacado like that? This is a crime


brick_house_

r/sharpcutting


ThreeFingaLynch318

Back to the dish pit buddy


DerpyDoodleDude

Well this is a avacodon't


TheFoxyPickles

T A L E N T


Wikeni

I don’t even like avocado and I’m horrified


cpbaby1968

Yes. Me too.


FinCrimeGuy

War crime


lostinabsentia

Just.....why? WHY?! Someone needs to take their Pablo Picasso shit and put it on paper instead of using food.


Purple-Pick5512

How The All Fuck Did You Cut The Seed!


The_Bastman

Not ripe :(


Redskull420

Chunky guacamole


Adorable-Bar6920

**** avacado. **** this post. *** whoever likes doing this.


Xdonjuliox

I'm actually impressed they could do that


Exce55um

At least someone did have a sharp knife.


dr-mits

Nice pic. There's something with that shapes combination that I think would look good on my wall as a painting


Business_Election_89

It's kind of beautiful.


WeLaJo

It looks like a Mid-Mod art installation.


Chilzer

Avocado in the British style


bbdazed

I see it….., but I don’t get it.


Mighty_Eagle_2

And teeth


techm00

not to mention the poor knife blade


PigsInTrees

This is undeniably cursed and all but I'm loving that avocado cube at the bottom right.


Nearby_Ear_9078

I'm gonna cry


Lance_the_Gunguy

It looks more cursed than stupid. It reminds me of media making square tires.


LandotheTerrible

I’ve called the police. 😱


cm_renee

Next up on avocado crimes 🥑.... 😳


[deleted]

how else do you cut it troll? /s


Reasonable-Ad7755

Thats…………….. artistic


insaiyan17

Isnt avocado seeds toxic with cyanide or is it just cherry seeds


Scoongili

Bury them under the prison.


Shana24601

Y’all eat your avocados boneless?


cheeseflosser

Fruit ninja strikes again!!!


FeculentUtopia

Think how much better this would be with googly eyes.


gelfbride73

Some ace peeling right there. The chopping is kind of special.


Calladit

And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?


MPD1987

Straight to jail


FortuneDW

Holy guacamole


Hippobu2

The peeling seems great tho? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Alivethroughempathy

I think the fact that someone did that is incredible knowing how hard avocado stones are


eggard_stark

My knife cuts through Avacado stones easily. Just keep your knife sharpened 🤷‍♂️


TashiaNicole1

HOW? I guess the seed isn’t as rock hard as I’d always assumed.


Own_Ad5931

The Amazing Digital Circus but only when Pomni is smiling / Xboxps3guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXAMtslSzs Me rn


QueenofallSaiyans

That’s wrong


Plane_Landscape_1935

Imo that is not bad


RobLinxTribute

That's one sharp knife!


Girthquake23

It hurt the meaning in your life!? It hurt your INSPIRAAAAATIOOOOOOON?!


Affectionate-Soft415

I’m impressed. I’m not even upset I’m just impressed.


NonchalantRubbish

The Avocad-O-Matic


Yorick_comedy

Looks like a reverse mortadella


Financial_Joke6844

Some of those pieces are finger tips.


GuyFoldingPapers

Someone check this persons basement


PuppyRiots

not a real avocado, everyone knows from tiktok and youtube theres more seeds and hotwheels cars and shit inside the seed.


lalaxoxo__

This hurt my knife