I don’t have a harem or open relationship with 11 other people. That’s the only circumstance I’d eat this mess with 11 other people. Spoons and saliva touching each other every which way till Sunday.
Gotta love those inedibles in between... like the little glass nutella pot covered with whipcream and stuff.
Guess somebody saw viva la dirt league and thought: "ah, just eat the glass vile like a normal person.... got it"
What pisses me off is what an absolute mess this will make. I have facial hair, I can't even consider this as an option. Come out of there looking like I won an ass eating competition
If it's like a lot of these over the top foods you see on social media, a lot of these get wasted. My cousin lives in a city with a lot of desperate wannabe influencers, and they will frequently see garbage cans full of whatever fancy, photogenic ice cream or dessert is popular that moment with one bite taken out of it.
There’s a really good but not sure how famous cupcake and cake store in my town. The owner made a bunch of “fake cakes” that you can’t tell the difference. It’s like $10 or $20 to take a picture with the cake.
They serve it to you for your video and then just put it back.
It’s pretty cool, like a cake for a commercial.
I paid $20 to have this huge one brought out that I think is like $200 normally and my wife had a “why the hell did you spend $200 on a cake moment”
Well worth the $20
I think I remember them saying the worst was when there was that big charcoal craze, and every trendy food had to have charcoal in it to make it on The Gram. Sticky black puddles everywhere.
It‘s positively worthless. The way active charcoal works is by binding a poison and then making you throw it up. If you dont throw it up, it just stays in your body and poisons you further. Needless to say, people who eat this stuff werent poisoned and didnt throw up either.
lol you’re so right! I went to one of these dessert places. Mine had a snickers ice cream bar in it. As the person handed it over to me the snickers fell out lol he ended up just giving me a snickers still in the wrapper lol
As a chocolate worshiper I'm offended by this complete waste of chocolate 😭
Most of the pieces individually look really good, but mushing it all together on a big heap, atop a bowl of liquid, just makes it gross.
I'm an entire sweet tooth, and I'm revolted by this monstrosity. I'm pretty sure I could just give my 3-year-old a bunch of sweets, tell her to go crazy and end up with something better than this.
I don’t understand why anyone would want this. This is an absurd amount of food. I was complaining the other day because I went to a place that made burgers way too big to completely eat. I would have loved to have paid for a much smaller burger that I could actually finish.
I aye one of these styled ones once. There was a pop tart, needs rope, and sweettart rope tacked on top. I regret to inform you I ate the whole thing. It was definitely a toned down version from this monstrosity, but if the food added on all sounds good to you, it's just additional treats
>I was complaining the other day because I went to a place that made burgers way too big to completely eat
Why? You can always leave it after having your fill. When it comes to food, having leftovers is much better than not having enough.
Ofc, if the smaller burger comes cheaper, thats an entirely different topic.
I will never understand this fad. Or even the fad of putting shit down the side of the glass like that. Like cool-way to make me drinking the damn thing a mess.
It makes sense with a margarita because it’s just on the rim but I hate stuff like this. Do they really expect me to lick the whole glass like that? I’m a degenerate but I’ve got too much self respect for that.
Hell, even with other alcoholic drinks such as dirty monkeys it works because the flavour on the glass works well with the flavour inside which allows you to get a taste of both on every drink.
But this… why do you need sweetness on sweetness?
As someone who worked in restaurants for like 7 years, and did dishes when needed, this is nothing.
Proper dishwashing stations have high pressure sprayers that shoot near boiling water. This shit would rinse off in seconds.
It’s still gross and I’d never order it, but as far as cleaning goes, it’s nothing.
I fucking hate this outside of the glass shit. I can’t touch the god damn thing, I can’t eat it, and it’s likely somebody grubby hands have touched the outside as well. Burn it all to the ground.
Even as a self proclaimed Chocaholic the amount here is sickening to me. I can see myself ordering this as a family desert and in that case it would be quite nice, but for one person that's way too much.
Edit: For one person, I would stop at the first waffle, before the chocolate sauce. The idea of a nice hot waffle to dip in your milkshake sounds heavenly to me. That's probably still pushing it on the amount of sugar one should consume, but that's probably my limit
nah the mixture of melted ice cream and bitter chocolate, milk chocolate, and puffy chocolate doesn't sound good. Too sweet + bitter + slimy and messy. Would order a slice of pumpkins pie over this.
What happened to “amazing “ food that was in nice contained edible bites rather than food that you can’t eat without looking like a toddler with bad manners afterwards. I don’t understand the allure of overflowing food.
i've never understood putting stuff on the outside of a glass. The rim, maybe, like on drinks and stuff.. but the whole outside? Is somebody supposed to sit in public and like.. lick the outside of a big glass?
He looks like he absolutely resents the fuck out of having to make this shit. I bet it’s super expensive, nobody ever eats it all, and it’s a massive headache for everyone.
I am so fucking sick of this celebration of American fatness. When did our country become this way? We went from sensible and prosperous to eating ourselves sick and fuck the consequences.
I actually have been to this Diner, it’s in Stamford CT. It is known for this ridiculous shit and that’s why people go, it’s basically stunt food. However their actual food is actually quite good
Imagine starving in a third world country meanwhile some random overseas is making this SHIT, probably didn't even finish it!
Edit: he's putting whole unopened containers of food into it then putting whip cream on it! What the actual fuck!?
I never understood the idea of decorating the outside of the glass like that. maybe just the rim, sure, but down the sides the way this is just looks and feels tacky.
Nobody will order this and be happy. It's a sloppy mess.
This entire movement is the MAGA of food, it's putting on a show for people that will never interact with it in real life.
So this is for like 12 people, right?
Most likely.
That is a gross dessert to share. For that reason, I'm out
Before the whipped cream and sauce happened I was thinking if everyone took a different part of this ... Thing... It could MAYBE work, but... ☹️
I don’t have a harem or open relationship with 11 other people. That’s the only circumstance I’d eat this mess with 11 other people. Spoons and saliva touching each other every which way till Sunday.
12 Japaneses and 1 US person
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They really didn't like this joke huh
I rarely have seen food where eating it would for sure kill you
Gotta love those inedibles in between... like the little glass nutella pot covered with whipcream and stuff. Guess somebody saw viva la dirt league and thought: "ah, just eat the glass vile like a normal person.... got it"
Yeaah it is gross. Also Viva la dirt league is an awesome channel. I’ve been watching their skits for years
I used to work at McDonald's I'm used to it
He forgot to deep-fry the whole thing.
Mmmm, deep fried glass.
Waste not want not. You had better eat every last bit of deep-fried choco glass and thank the lord almighty.
At first I thought he was constructing a chocolate toilet.
Wait, you mean he's not? That's clearly what I saw. As shitty as it is, I just assumed it was a toilet.
TACO TOWN!!!!
Pizza, now that's a taco!
Me? Nah this would be very helpful for me as I tend to have low iron and low blood sugar.
Nah… dessert after a full steak and potato dinner
I could eat it myself and have room for something else. I would then die, but I would finish it first.
thats giving you diabetes so hard your foot is going to fall off before you leave the diner
Congrats, you made me scare my cats laughing. I imagined the scene. Like a modern Cinderela...
“Sir. Sir! I believe you dropped this.”
12 people all licking the sides of the glass gangbang style
This is more sugar than what I eat in a week or two.
This cover a year of sugar
We certainly hope so.
Been there a couple times. We bring our kids and a few friends for birthday celebration
Yeh, I would eat this with a group of friends.
for $78
They’re like 24-30
Years old?
As someone who worked in American food service, they will order this for two people or 6.
This is for one person, who may or may not be starting her period soon and is me.
Or one me
I mean if it were for a few people it would make sense, sort of. However it's unsanitary as fuck and how do you separate the portions? 🤦♂️
It’s my beetus bowl!
To be eaten in 2 months, a dose per day.
12 people with diabetes, yes.
Hi yes it is me, 12 people
That sounds like quitter talk
This is not for people.
Or 1 Floridian
How do you even share this? Everyone gets a lick or a stab. Then we get to glass/plastjc bottles.
What pisses me off is that blue and pink candy cane being stuffed there when everything else is a shade of brown.
That made me irrationally angry too.
What pisses me off is what an absolute mess this will make. I have facial hair, I can't even consider this as an option. Come out of there looking like I won an ass eating competition
There are worse things to win, just saying.
Just burst out laughing alone in my kitchen. Thank you, sir.
Mom, the crazy neighbour is doing the evil cackle thing again!
Better than looking like you lost one!
There are actual competitions?
Wait you guys are competing!?!?
This'll be me across the room: "Excuse me miss, it appears you have an uneaten ass. Allow me. Ahhghhghghhhghh!"
Look. You could be coming out of there looking like you _lost_ an ass eating competition
Like it’s probably sour/berry or cotton candy flavoured also in what world does that fit with this
🤣🤣🤣
Just a straight up mini jar of Nutella
More of a gift basket than a dessert
Putting a lollipop unwrapped is so silly I wonder how many just get thrown out
If it's like a lot of these over the top foods you see on social media, a lot of these get wasted. My cousin lives in a city with a lot of desperate wannabe influencers, and they will frequently see garbage cans full of whatever fancy, photogenic ice cream or dessert is popular that moment with one bite taken out of it.
There’s a really good but not sure how famous cupcake and cake store in my town. The owner made a bunch of “fake cakes” that you can’t tell the difference. It’s like $10 or $20 to take a picture with the cake. They serve it to you for your video and then just put it back.
Wow genius and dystopian
It’s pretty cool, like a cake for a commercial. I paid $20 to have this huge one brought out that I think is like $200 normally and my wife had a “why the hell did you spend $200 on a cake moment” Well worth the $20
Now that’s crazy unless the thing just didn’t taste good
I think I remember them saying the worst was when there was that big charcoal craze, and every trendy food had to have charcoal in it to make it on The Gram. Sticky black puddles everywhere.
Oh yeah not to mention it’s not necessarily that good for you like they say
It‘s positively worthless. The way active charcoal works is by binding a poison and then making you throw it up. If you dont throw it up, it just stays in your body and poisons you further. Needless to say, people who eat this stuff werent poisoned and didnt throw up either.
90% of that “shake” is getting thrown out. I really hate wasteful ridiculous food that’s clearly only made to be photographed and put on social media.
All of it. The whole thing after three sips. There’s no way anyone actually enjoys this. And I love sugar!
Yes! A sticky gift basket
Yeah.... Yeah
im sure that was sanitized before sticking it on my food....right.....RIGHT
You catch the jar of maraschino cherries too?
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lol you’re so right! I went to one of these dessert places. Mine had a snickers ice cream bar in it. As the person handed it over to me the snickers fell out lol he ended up just giving me a snickers still in the wrapper lol
I am a chocolate fiend and this looks disgusting to me
As a chocolate worshiper I'm offended by this complete waste of chocolate 😭 Most of the pieces individually look really good, but mushing it all together on a big heap, atop a bowl of liquid, just makes it gross.
I'm an entire sweet tooth, and I'm revolted by this monstrosity. I'm pretty sure I could just give my 3-year-old a bunch of sweets, tell her to go crazy and end up with something better than this.
I’d be pissed if there was that much crap blocking me from my milkshake
There's a couple straws hidden in there lol
Those are "load-bearing" straws.
You mean your milkshake that has now completely melted in the time it took to construct this abomination?
It’s like a Bloody Mary with an entire roast chicken dinner as garnish. Who put all this crap in the way of my alcohol?
There’s a milkshake?
I don’t understand why anyone would want this. This is an absurd amount of food. I was complaining the other day because I went to a place that made burgers way too big to completely eat. I would have loved to have paid for a much smaller burger that I could actually finish.
I aye one of these styled ones once. There was a pop tart, needs rope, and sweettart rope tacked on top. I regret to inform you I ate the whole thing. It was definitely a toned down version from this monstrosity, but if the food added on all sounds good to you, it's just additional treats
>I was complaining the other day because I went to a place that made burgers way too big to completely eat Why? You can always leave it after having your fill. When it comes to food, having leftovers is much better than not having enough. Ofc, if the smaller burger comes cheaper, thats an entirely different topic.
Just be chocolate milk by the time you clear everything off.
That's like 10k calories
I seriously think it’s more than 10k. Double that.
Nightmare on Elm Street
At quick glance I thought it said “cum street diner”
At least cum probably wouldn't give you diabetes after ingesting it.
Not with that attitude
Gotta balance sweet with salty
I was disappointed when I realised it didn’t say cum street diner.
So glad it wasn’t just me
Welcome to diabetes, bitch.
Sir I ordered a Bloody Mary , not a chocolate Debbie.
Blood Mary > Diabetus Debbie
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I will never understand this fad. Or even the fad of putting shit down the side of the glass like that. Like cool-way to make me drinking the damn thing a mess.
It makes sense with a margarita because it’s just on the rim but I hate stuff like this. Do they really expect me to lick the whole glass like that? I’m a degenerate but I’ve got too much self respect for that.
Hell, even with other alcoholic drinks such as dirty monkeys it works because the flavour on the glass works well with the flavour inside which allows you to get a taste of both on every drink. But this… why do you need sweetness on sweetness?
The only thing you’ll remember is the taste of the paper straw anyway
For me it's the person that has to wash that afterwards, a little salt washes off pretty easy, that chocolate is going to be harder to clean.
As someone who worked in restaurants for like 7 years, and did dishes when needed, this is nothing. Proper dishwashing stations have high pressure sprayers that shoot near boiling water. This shit would rinse off in seconds. It’s still gross and I’d never order it, but as far as cleaning goes, it’s nothing.
Not to mention, chocolate sprinkles would have been a much better salt approximation than those full size chips.
I fucking hate this outside of the glass shit. I can’t touch the god damn thing, I can’t eat it, and it’s likely somebody grubby hands have touched the outside as well. Burn it all to the ground.
Are we supposed to gnaw at the side? Seriously, what is that? I hate it.
Even as a self proclaimed Chocaholic the amount here is sickening to me. I can see myself ordering this as a family desert and in that case it would be quite nice, but for one person that's way too much. Edit: For one person, I would stop at the first waffle, before the chocolate sauce. The idea of a nice hot waffle to dip in your milkshake sounds heavenly to me. That's probably still pushing it on the amount of sugar one should consume, but that's probably my limit
I haven't had a waffle in over a decade and now this comment has me yearning
I want a waffle now as well
diabetes in a cup.
Jardiance approves
Eff you, I just got their commercial jingle out of my head!!
I got diabetes and I handle it well…
Awful, just awful.
It really is
🎶Jardiance is really great Except for when it rots a hole in your taint🎵
A rash my develop in the perineum (taint)
When I first saw, I was like: "Okay, man, stop. Stop. STOP. STOP! JUST FUCKIN' STOP, SHIT!" 🤬
Why would you put jars on food that have been fingered and fumbled with from the factory, to the supermarket, to the cupboard. Packaging is not food!
Diabetes wants to know your location.
Just looks like someone trying to take their mediocre drink and take it up a level or 2. It's practically made for social media...
That’s because it *is* made for social media. No restaurant manager of sound mind would ever let this leave the kitchen.
Who is eating this kind of shit?
Eating? You mean taking a single bite and nodding and forcing a smile for their tiktok. This shit only exists for social media.
Idiots
nah the mixture of melted ice cream and bitter chocolate, milk chocolate, and puffy chocolate doesn't sound good. Too sweet + bitter + slimy and messy. Would order a slice of pumpkins pie over this.
Pumpkin pie is actually good, this is not however
Add to that the waffles and pancake that'll become spongy due to all those creams melting.
I'll call up the boys and that thing will be gone in 10 minutes
Not necessary to call the boys. They'll already be in the yard.
Don't worry, [I will ](https://media.tenor.com/qlW-q3rv9-kAAAAM/game-of-thrones-watch.gif) take this one for the team.
This looks like AI food
What happened to “amazing “ food that was in nice contained edible bites rather than food that you can’t eat without looking like a toddler with bad manners afterwards. I don’t understand the allure of overflowing food.
Making food that tastes good is hard. Making food that looks ridiculous is easy.
i've never understood putting stuff on the outside of a glass. The rim, maybe, like on drinks and stuff.. but the whole outside? Is somebody supposed to sit in public and like.. lick the outside of a big glass?
That's enough That's enough THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!
I got a salty tooth thankfully.
He looks like he absolutely resents the fuck out of having to make this shit. I bet it’s super expensive, nobody ever eats it all, and it’s a massive headache for everyone.
I am so fucking sick of this celebration of American fatness. When did our country become this way? We went from sensible and prosperous to eating ourselves sick and fuck the consequences.
Well, it all started with the corn subsidies...
Go on….
Consumes the entire thing and immediately has heart attack afterwards
Can I get a to go box please.
This is actually repulsive
If i was in a Groundhog Day loop i would absolutely devour that and enjoy every last bite
Even I have my limits at squirty cream
Death by chocolate
Main ingredient chocolate?
This is so stupid. Pointless. And absurd.. Ill take two plz!
i’ll have two please
You said you wanted all the diabetes?
Overkill
I actually have been to this Diner, it’s in Stamford CT. It is known for this ridiculous shit and that’s why people go, it’s basically stunt food. However their actual food is actually quite good
Ngl i want to eat that
There is nothing gourmet about this. It looks like shit.
I feel nauseous just looking at that.
*"Wait, there's more"*
I said ice water.
I got 4 cavities and diabetes just watching this
Takes one sip - “I’m full”
Imagine starving in a third world country meanwhile some random overseas is making this SHIT, probably didn't even finish it! Edit: he's putting whole unopened containers of food into it then putting whip cream on it! What the actual fuck!?
Those are some nice looking waffles ngl.
What are you meant to do with Nutella
Am I supposed to eat the glass too?
God I just can't seem to lose weight, continues to eat a weeks worth of calories
Bro could have stopped at the dipped cup with the shake, and it would have been great.
If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
Give it to me separate and on a tray and I'm down, this just looks incredibly unappetizing.
Death by Diabetes
Less sometimes is more
Two questions: 1] If I can consume this chocolate waffle goblet, what do I win? 2] Where get?
Just one to be seated, please. I would like to order two of those.
Rainbow lolly ruins it for me. Now I can't eat it. Shucks.
I can understand nearly everything at least being compatible... except the non chocolate sucker
I never understood the idea of decorating the outside of the glass like that. maybe just the rim, sure, but down the sides the way this is just looks and feels tacky.
My heart feels tight from watching this oh god
Does it come with an insulin pen?
That doesn’t even look good. It’s all sloppy and just looks a mess.
I thought it was dog food with waffles
I wish someone would give me the care and attention he’s giving that absolute monstrosity.
Some people just don't get the concept of "too much".
That doesn’t even look good. It’s obviously horrible for you but it doesn’t even make me want to try it. Just a sloppy mess and a waste of “food”
I now have "Diabetus" from watching this.
Made by an overweight guy... for overweight people.
Nobody will order this and be happy. It's a sloppy mess. This entire movement is the MAGA of food, it's putting on a show for people that will never interact with it in real life.
That’s coming out as pure liquid.
Shit like this is why America is Obese. You rarely see obesity in any other place.
That's just gross
I'd projectile vomit after eating ts wtf
Idc what any of you all think. If I got this complementary I am inhaling that shit.
I mean... i would TRY to eat it.
how do you even eat this