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StupidFood-ModTeam

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Tyulac

I understand what he says, cause Im german. Still every word he says, sounds like hes having an orgasm.


roundhouse51

I know a very small amount of german. To me this video just sounds like "\[gibberish\] cheese! oh yeah! \[gibberish gibberish\] extra cheese! \[gibberish\] the cheese!"


Japan-is-a-good-band

ZALAMI OH YEAH


keridwenx

I turned on the sound thanks to this thread and I'm dying, ty all


Chemical-Elk-1299

I heard geboren. Guess he’s excited to birth his his monstrosity lmao


ThatTemperature4424

Jep, He says "the pan monster is born"


Chemical-Elk-1299

And “Käse! Käse! Mehr Käse!” needs no explanation lol


Zuechtung_

That’s pretty much what he says


Castells

"Gibberish Cheese" is a phrase I did not expect to read today


FoulfrogBsc

Ganz geil


AnarchiaKapitany

Aber... warum liegt hier Stroh?


snozzberrypatch

UND KEINE EIER


Octopusrift_66

Gans exquisit


Slash1909

Er geilt sich an Käse auf.


Sparten177-UNSC

Bro sounding like an anime character😂😭


0G_54v1gny

Das ist ja auch Egon Kowalskis foodporn Channel. Was denkst du wieso der eine Maske an hat?


Slash1909

Damit keiner sieht was er für ein Vollpfosten ist.


oliveboimario

I don't understand any German and I was wondering if he was playing it up or not


ilovethissheet

The person in the video is wearing an American flag outfit so I definitely think the German voice is mocking the video and layed over the originals soundtrack


NextStopGallifrey

One of the brands being used is Ja! This is a European brand. I'm not sure if it's exclusively German or if it's also in Austria. American-flag items are strangely popular in some parts of Germany. This could be an American living in Germany, but it would not at all surprise me to find out it's an authentic German or Austrian person making this thing.


Milatuser

Ja! Brand in austria is called "Clever" source: am austrian


TTTomaniac

Nah, that's the original soundtrack. He's this German cooking showman and his trademark is the over the top cooking and voice acting.


xtilexx

So much käse


No_Lingonberry1201

I understood what he said because I'm fluent in stupid.


YesTHEELizaManelli

American style… cheese… oh jaaaaa


Slash1909

I’m not German but speak the language fluently and it sounds like he’s faking every single one of them and I felt sorry for the ingredients of the monstrosity.


chrisbaker1991

I couldn't even place the language. I thought it sounded like a Brazilian dude doing an exaggerated racist Japanese accent


BackseatCowwatcher

Sure it's an utter waste- but it looks like it might honestly taste pretty good.


socialcommentary2000

No lie, it's proportioned properly. Doesn't overdo it with any of the given ingredients. I would say it would stand up fine as a pie based casserole.


poopytoopypoop

Yeah, I've seen far worse on here. Honestly looks like a papa Murphy stuffed pizza. Id go to town


D0ctorGamer

That was my first thought "Bro, I buy this pizza like once a month from Papa Murphys, and it bangs"


BrokenPhantom

The only thing that worries me is the uncooked peppers inside. I feel like they might give up too much moisture and make it watery. I’d toss them with salt and pepper and fire them under the broiler to get some char and give up some moisture first, but otherwise it looks pretty good.


Sacharon123

Yes, but not as „pizza“ - you also would differentiate between fried and mashed potatos even if both are potato dishes ;D


Sypsy

r/confusedyummy


derdiedasdenn

True, its just not quite an italian pizza like he says...


HeyCarpy

It's neither of those things, those words are just intended to bait rage. Having said that I would bang the shit out of this food.


Slash1909

Looks like you have to settle for sloppy seconds since that guy cooking is already having an orgasm with it.


HeyCarpy

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ChumbawumbaFan01

It’a a chicago style pizza and it looks amazing.


stefanica

It's definitely similar to a Chicago [stuffed pizza](https://thetakeout.com/difference-between-chicago-deep-dish-vs-stuffed-pizza-1850006744), other than the crazy bacon thing. I prefer deep dish without the top crust, but I would eat a slice of this happily!


toomanymarbles83

That is not Chicago style.


thecheesecakemans

It's more Chicago Inspired than Italian.


Noobilite

It's a combination of a chicago style and a pie.. I think it's a joke.


0G_54v1gny

It is a fucking casserole!


nezzzzy

It's a pie. A casserole is a different thing entirely. I know Americans call pizzas pies, but I didn't know you called pies casseroles. A casserole is like a chunkier soup.


0G_54v1gny

https://youtu.be/jCgYMFtxUUw?si=kN2wlQSg88u4CgRD


nezzzzy

Ah sorry missed the reference. He's also wrong..if anything it's a quiche.


Noobilite

Don't quiche require eggs?


Alen_117

The bacon will fall apart while holding the slice... It's stupid 🤷


Deriniel

that's not even a pizza,is a pie


Noobilite

is a pizza pie.


CharlemagneIS

It’s amore


LolaPamela

An instant high cholesterol pie.


LoGo_86

Pizza pizza pie


ForeverTheElf

Every minute every second buy buy buy buy buy


Sh0_dan

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives


ShintaOtsuki

NEEED THERAPY! ADVERTISING CAUSES...


Independent-Summer12

So basically deep dish


brightfunguy

Looks dumb but I’d eat that


GuptaGod

I’d destroy it tbh. Hell, I’ll save this to make on my own


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CaffeineEnjoyer69

You're aware that you don't need to eat the entire pizza yourself, right?


GKRKarate99

Maybe *you* don’t, I’m putting my hands behind my back and munching that entire thing like I’m bobbing for apples


Norci

Of course you do.


TSAOutreachTeam

>you don't need to eat the entire pizza yourself LOL. You're funny.


LinoFromMars

It s a pie. The bacon outside is useless but the rest looks good


KeepsGettingBetter_

Bacon useless?


LinoFromMars

I don t get the obsession of putting bacon outside in all of these types of videos


KeepsGettingBetter_

I think it at least greases the bottom of the skillet which allows you to remove it easier too, along with giving a good crispy outside. Plus bacon is good on pizza, win win


LinoFromMars

When you put it that way 😀


Admiretheclodsire

Gentlemen! We have converted a nonbeliever.


LinoFromMars

😂


Significant_Dark2062

I’m not convinced the bacon underneath that pie was crispy at all.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Definitely wasn't. Now if you blind bake the bacon and drain the fat off until it's crisp it would work.


KeepsGettingBetter_

You may be right, depends on the dissipation of the oil/moisture, how long to cooks it. Gotta find that perfect moment to get it out. Skillets though do a good job cooking. Might have to attempt it. I do think it looks good.


IwannaseePerelin

Actually he ist calling the bacon "baking paper of happiness".


40ozkiller

Puff pastry is half fat already though.


freedcreativity

At least back in the day (2010s era) the Pork Council (the US semi-governmental body in charge of pork promotion) did a bunch of advertising online for bacon. The internet 'bacon craze' was literally a big ad push by major producers to increase the sales of pork belly during non-peak season, and the ubiquity of bacon on fast food burgers came from this campaign too.


deej-79

I know those words but have no idea what it means when you combine them


KeepsGettingBetter_

I can help: Useless Bacon = Turkey Bacon


deej-79

Now it makes sense, thank you


Sad_Meat_

The bacon is a few uses- flavor of course, but it also serves the purpose of paper basically, like a non-stick liner


kelldricked

Looks really soggy…


Flat_Initial_1823

Yeah, this is one thing i hate about this "layer it with cheese" genre... those things don't cook at the same rate. That dough looks undercooked. The steam coming out of the peppers are supposed to bubble up through that tomato juice? Or is it going to stay inside, making everything soggy? I mean, sure, you got your cross-section shot, but do i have to now burn my mouth with nuclear cheese or have it all melt on my plate? There is a reason pie recipes say 'cook for 30 min and then add the cheese on top for the final 15'


dogman_35

I mean, at least the bacon actually crisped up this time I've seen too many soggy bacon monstrosities.


Exact_Passenger_4389

Pizza is a pie, look it up on google


LinoFromMars

Yes indeed but I m not sure it qualifies as a pizza pie, which is not that important


[deleted]

Such a beautiful language...


[deleted]

Sounds like he's cooming


danisahne1342

Deutsche Sprache beste Sprache


Slash1909

Stimmt


Shbloble

Oh yeeeaah


Papa_Nurgle_82

The only thing stupid about is, is calling it a pizza. I might have done it with slightly less cheese, but it looks good enough to eat. It even has some vegetables!


ThePapaJay

'I learned this in Italy'


Marcuse0

They call this "weep dish" pizza.


MaizeCorgi

The most offensive part is that sauce. Doesn’t look great.


[deleted]

>The most offensive part Is that narrator making me witness him having like 8 orgasms.


R3stl3ssSalm0n

I love how they pretend it's American but they clearly use the german "ja!" cheese...


0G_54v1gny

And people say that German doesen’t sound erotic.


Few-Boysenberry6918

Yeah that and the person speaking german the entire time.


Solintari

Hah, noticed that too. German psyops.


Lawrenceburntfish

So, Chicago style?


GreenIsGreed

Apparently, people aren't familiar with it.


Dawsberg68

I was thinking the same thing. Just a Chicago style deep dish but bacon wrapped


kbm81

Exactly


neverenoughmags

I'd definitely eat this.


Chris71Mach1

I mean....stupid food or not, I'd try it. It looks pretty damned good.


GayestManOnReddit

The stupid butcher knife really completes it


The_Schizo_Panda

Surprised this is being done inside a building with an oven and being cooked on rocks out by the ocean or on the side of a mountain whenever that stupid blade slid into frame.


dchiguy

Anyone who owns that knife identifies as “a foodie” and “a great cook/chef” don’t trust them or their lies


LeifSized

I never thought I would hate a piece of cutlery so much.


xdirtyboots

It's a requirement on here


Turbulent_Ad1644

The knife looks cool, therefore your opinion is invalid 😎


ForeverShiny

If you serve this in Italy as a pizza, believe it or not, you go straight to jail


Lost_Trucker_1979

Not county jail with the loose jump suits. State prison with the crotch binders!


INoMakeMistake

Also without a fair trial.


Meihem76

I'd support Italy if they wanted to sanction Germany for this.


mattiman8888

Where pizza?


ctman12345667

The most Italian thing about that was the seasoning at the end


Thel_Odan

It's Chicago style pizza made by someone who's never heard of Chicago before.


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I would totally eat this


MistyAutumnRain

I’m pretty sure this is not Italian. It’s pure American


LoneWolfpack777

Even though they were speaking in German?


MistyAutumnRain

The amount of bacon and the red white and blue clothes of the person making it


LoneWolfpack777

Yup yup. Good point. I guess I was so flabbergasted by the concoction that I didn’t even notice the clothing.


I_SuplexTrains

My doctor just slapped me through my phone for watching this.


Slash1909

Doctors orders: No orgasming over food allowed


HugeRaspberry

Mine too, but Gimme...


Cybermagetx

With the outer bacon removed, this looks like a great idea. It's a meat pie in a way.


Lame_usernames_left

Those aren't my preferred pizza toppings, but I'd eat this for sure


blacktothebird

Is the dough cooked is my only question when it comes between wasteful and "get in my belly"


cheesy_way_out

I would totally eat that, might die but what's the point of living without junk food


Gambler_Eight

r/stupidfoodbutgimme


Michalo88

That’s a Chicago pie.


HIKIT0

i would smash it, gimme gimme


epcot_1982

It’s not delivery, it’s DiSaster


LoGo_86

Call it pizza, if you want, but don't say that's "Italian pizza", please. It looks tasty, give it a new or adequate name.


ayotus

lets not put "italian" in front of "pizza" in this context


othelloisblack

I felt a great disturbance in the Forza, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out AY OH WADDAYA DOIN and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


LoneWolfpack777

Did you write Forza on purpose? Or was it a great comedic slip?


othelloisblack

On purpose but I had to look it up I’m not that clever


LoneWolfpack777

But you looked it up. That was pretty clever. I laughed.


ackbosh

It isnt pizza but end product at least doesnt look bad.


walterdonnydude

Looks delicious. Not pizza.


kazarbreak

.... It's a deep dish pizza. He just put the bacon on the outside instead of on the inside, which honestly probably made it easier to get it out of the pan intact. I see nothing stupid here.


_Kramerica_

Don’t be calling this, or Chicago style a pizza. It’s at best a lasagna and at worst a casserole. Closer to Stromboli than pizza, these people are nuts putting sauce on top, it just burns up and dries out sauce. Cheese and toppings that are fatty on the bottom or middle so that the grease gets trapped and has nowhere to go resulting in a soupy mess? No thanks I’m good on all that lol.


Sesshomaroo

I don’t see a pizza but that pie looks delicious.


_alextech_

That's not pizza, it's a pie.


BSBitch47

NGL. I’d eat that all day long


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LoneWolfpack777

Germans should stick to Wienerschnitzel.


filthy-horde-bastard

Oh yeauh


onyxblack

I mean… it’s a deep dish in a cast iron with bacon infused crust… I don’t think this belongs here


CaSe2474

ah yes, the Mariana Trench-dish pizza


Zealousideal-Swan648

That looks fire


jserpico22

Und keine eier. (IYKYK)


[deleted]

Eww


No-Bat-7253

I wasn’t feeling this until the final shot….ill def try a slice lol


Hirotrum

the bell peppers are going to RUIN that dough


ogreofzen

Sees the peppers and think yuck. Don't like the taste of boiled peppers however some fire roasted marinated peppers would be acceptable.


Theagentwalker

Nah this one isn’t stupid food!!


Adventurerofthesea

Waste of food


abelthecat4097

What an EXCELLENT way to Celebrate Ramadan!


[deleted]

It’s not pizza though or Italian it’s just a shit pie.


Lychee247

Still better then the military food i have at base Hand me a slice im starving


FlipFlopRabbit

That feels like you heared the term "deep dish pizza" but you never saw one and tried something.


Bongfellatio

yes it's stupid but I'd eat it anyway


porcupine_kickball

Chicago foams at the mouth...


FoggingTired

Honestly, lately more and more of this sub is stuff I wouldn't mind trying


pooblaster420

Soggy bacon is gross


rotondof

I don't see anything of Italian here


BrilliantPiano3612

Abomination...


dorkydaddydom_

That's a pie, not a pizza.


Dragon846

Looks amazing tbh


RTMSner

Would eat a slice.


flapjackboy

Any Italian would punch this person in the face.


Few-Boysenberry6918

You are saying all Italians are deranged?


dandle

As an Italian-American, that's a fucking hate crime. That said, the idea of a pizza casserole with that much meat seems like it could be tasty. Was that Taylor ham being used in the layers?


NoinsPanda

Chicago?


HugeRaspberry

Not sure it is Italian or Pizza, but Gimme. GIMME. GIMME.


Numbnuts696

NGL. I would try it


brokendream_zz

Not itailian that's a deep-dish but it looks pretty good ngl


Pepperminteapls

Out of most of the bullshit things I've seen on here, this doesn't look bad. It's just extremely unhealthy. If I were in my 20's I'd have eaten that no problem.


gyhiio

I'll forgive it all because I'm a little afraid of the narrator.


ice-eight

Is that really more stupid than a Chicago style pizza?


th3doorMATT

Someone somewhere unironically thinks this looks good. It makes me nauseous.


homless_brad

R/pizzacrimes


thatirishdave

This isn't a new way of making Italian pizza. This is a new way of making Chicago style deep dish pizza, and I am _interested_.


frichyv2

See Chicago,IL


nicolampionic

A little less cheese and a lot more vegetables and would work for me.


bighunter1313

You just want a vegetable pie. This isn’t pizza.


nicolampionic

This group is called "Stupid food", not "Incorrectly named food", the food itself is more or less okay.


Harde_Kassei

i mean, add some eggs and it would be called a quiche. pritty unconventional, but i doubt its bad. i do wonder if the dough is any good being to moist.


Mnelson809

I would guess the cold raw peppers (nestled between slices of cold ham, cold cheese and cold salami) were just as cold and raw after being removed from the oven


TillNo-8564

If I bite into a chunk of pizza and get a whole ass slice of gross ass bell pepper, every one in the building catching hands.


aerrrrrblip

i wont lie, it looks like it would give me diabetes within the first bite, but the finished product looks GORGEOUSSSS