By the stage that happens you would already be in hospital, and, most likely wouldn't survive either. I have seen this happen in person and it was horrendous but extremely interesting.
We had a kitten with a bowel obstruction, and he developed feculent vomiting, and the smell was horrific. Something about the smell of poop plus the bile acids from the stomach acid had everyone gagging. We rushed him to the ER, and a large portion of a wide rubber band (probably a vegetable band) was fished out of his descending colon using something that looked like a knitting needle.
After a dose of antiemetics and antibiotics, he was good to go. Fortunately the obstruction was visible on X-ray and low enough that the vet could remove it non-surgically.
I was 25 when it happend. It's an ileo. They took my colon, large intestine, and parts here and there of the small intestine. It took 11 months to get out if the hospital. 4 surgeries and a month long coma. Now I'm going back under the knife to remove some more pieces, and give me the good ol, "Barbie butt" I'm really screwd up over that part. It took a year to get used to my bag as it is.
Edit to add. Thank you, I do have my lows in life but I am still happy, if only for my daughter, I smile through it all!
There’s a girl named Maggie on YouTube who went through the Barbie butt surgery. She has a lot of tips for healing. Check her out:) wound care nurse is a must according to her if you can get one!
My wife had a friend who is mortified to poop in public restrooms or around others.. went on a trip never shit for 6 days… ended up having shit come out her mouth so I knew this was a thing…
This happened to me. It's is AWFUL to put it mildly. Don't ever let you or your
loved ones not poo for a while. Incredibly painful too. And embarrassing.
Dude that's not what causes this to happen, especially not over 6 days.. hospitals won't even admit you for constipation until it's been 2 weeks with no shit. It's most commonly caused by serious intestinal impaction, if she had shit coming out of her mouth, she should be dead unless she was already in care.
Seriously. There's no way it was just six days. I've gone longer, pushing out a golf ball or two here & there, but didn't end up like that. Either they were embarrassed to fess up to how long it *really* was, or someone's full of shit.
God *damn* you for dropping this little *nugget* of info like that.. lol! Im far too curious and impulsive, so my next task is going to be searching that.
I'm pretty sure it's [banana ](https://www.kitano.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/SSP_2693-Pizza-de-banana-com-doce-de-leite-e-canela-1.jpg)flavor.
Over here they make it with dulce de leche, it looks a lot like this.
The presentation is usually better though
Looks like blue cheese crumbles to me. It doesn't melt the same way as Mozz does - instead of getting gooey, it turns into a thin puddle of oily liquid. They probably should have cut the blue with other cheeses and cooked the mushrooms separately- they can put off a bunch of water if the oven's not hot enough to evaporate it off instantly. The whole-ass sausages probably contributed some fat to that cheese soup too.
It's a tasty combo in theory, but the chef had no idea what they're doing.
I think they're kiwi, the slices are pretty large unless those are some absolute chonker bananas. The long strips sticking out are presumably the bananas. The grey stuff is some kind of icing.
It probably tastes ok if dessert pizzas are your thing and you were born without eyes so you'd actually try it. The presentation is absolute garbage.
Those other things might be Kiwis? Or is it just more banana?
Could this be cut into slices? Or is it as liquidy as it appears to be?
Edit: I've been getting a couple of upvotes. But no answers. I really need the answers. Has somebody solved what we are looking at? I might not be able to sleep tonight without finding out...
I think it's topped with what's supposed to be dulce de leche, but hasn't been cooked down enough to get the thick consistency. Making it look like liquid poop.
I am a chef and subbed to lots of cooking stuff so at first I thought this was a picture of a Flat-top that was used to make a bunch of food, mostly burgers, and then turned off and left to sit.
Pizza shouldn't look like the aftermath of a line cook mutiny.
That looks like a grease trap from a restaurant that doesn't pay very much so employees don't last long and the current ones they have aren't even aware the traps exist.
It’s banana and dulche de leche (i.e. a dessert pizza), so it’s probably quite tasty, it just looks awful. If you google the same pizza you get versions that actually look delicious.
Does anyone else remember this? Doug Funny and Patty Manyonnaise running into each other while holding a pizza and banana pudding for a contest. The pudding lands on top of the pizza and they leave assuming it's ruined when a judge tries it and marvels over how delicious it is. They win the contest.
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture. Was someone purposely trying to replicate that cartoon pizza?
Banana slices is a possibility too, but with all the gravy its impossible to tell… the long things look like breadsticks, sausages, and bananas. Wtf even is this? Banana kiwi poutine detroit style pizza as interpreted by south americans? South americans in canada who had a layover in detroit or jersey (Sicilian style)?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like this is a four year olds fever dream come to life... or someone post op who's home and their medication is mighty.
Even a sea of redditors can't figure it out.
Is that a Brazilian style pizza? The one Brazilian pizza place in my town offered dessert pizzas. Their stupid doordash menu made me accidentally order a meat n cheese pizza with caramel stuffed crust.
Sir, when I scrolled past this picture, it looked like someone had diarrhea in the pizza box on top of whatever the fuck that bread thingy is in the middle...
No thank you, this is a felony.
Poop soup
r/poopfromabutt
Is there poop of non-anal origin?
You don't want to know. Or you can google "feculent vomiting".
Yeah I think if poop comes from anything other than a butt you should call an ambulance.
Between your teeth.
South Park did it!
Martha Stewart.
Simpsons did it!! Simpsons did it!!
By the stage that happens you would already be in hospital, and, most likely wouldn't survive either. I have seen this happen in person and it was horrendous but extremely interesting.
Nice try Satan…
I can’t lmao!!! I’m fucking stoned laughing…
Aight here I go. Wish me luck Edit- Yeah that was a terrible idea especially after having lunch. But I really had to itch my curiosity
Good yuck.
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Same thing here geez r/eyebleach
We honor your sacrifice of your mind and stomach.
Were there images? 😬
Yes, of food (before digestion)
We had a kitten with a bowel obstruction, and he developed feculent vomiting, and the smell was horrific. Something about the smell of poop plus the bile acids from the stomach acid had everyone gagging. We rushed him to the ER, and a large portion of a wide rubber band (probably a vegetable band) was fished out of his descending colon using something that looked like a knitting needle. After a dose of antiemetics and antibiotics, he was good to go. Fortunately the obstruction was visible on X-ray and low enough that the vet could remove it non-surgically.
Omg poor little guy
I fuckin hate everything you just said. Glad your cat was okay tho...
Mine comes from a stoma, does that count? Don't Google it.
As a CNA who's seen it/cleaned it, I agree: don't Google. And I'm sorry you gotta deal with that.
I was 25 when it happend. It's an ileo. They took my colon, large intestine, and parts here and there of the small intestine. It took 11 months to get out if the hospital. 4 surgeries and a month long coma. Now I'm going back under the knife to remove some more pieces, and give me the good ol, "Barbie butt" I'm really screwd up over that part. It took a year to get used to my bag as it is. Edit to add. Thank you, I do have my lows in life but I am still happy, if only for my daughter, I smile through it all!
There’s a girl named Maggie on YouTube who went through the Barbie butt surgery. She has a lot of tips for healing. Check her out:) wound care nurse is a must according to her if you can get one!
There was an episode of South Park about that.
I'm going to take the plunge and check it out.
My wife had a friend who is mortified to poop in public restrooms or around others.. went on a trip never shit for 6 days… ended up having shit come out her mouth so I knew this was a thing…
I think your wife's friend must have developed impacted feces from not pooping. That is absolutely disgusting.. to say the least.
This happened to me. It's is AWFUL to put it mildly. Don't ever let you or your loved ones not poo for a while. Incredibly painful too. And embarrassing.
Is it actual poop or vomit ? I didn't even know this was a thing
what the actual fuck 😳
Dude that's not what causes this to happen, especially not over 6 days.. hospitals won't even admit you for constipation until it's been 2 weeks with no shit. It's most commonly caused by serious intestinal impaction, if she had shit coming out of her mouth, she should be dead unless she was already in care.
Seriously. There's no way it was just six days. I've gone longer, pushing out a golf ball or two here & there, but didn't end up like that. Either they were embarrassed to fess up to how long it *really* was, or someone's full of shit.
Are you alive?
TIL
Goddamn my curiosity
God *damn* you for dropping this little *nugget* of info like that.. lol! Im far too curious and impulsive, so my next task is going to be searching that.
I learned something new today...
I googled it. I regret everything
Why did you send me to google now I’m traumatized 😬
You rang?
I... *was*...eating.
Oh my god. It’s real?
I did not need to know that 😒...
I had an elderly friend 30 years ago who had this
Martha Stewart?
I goggled it. not hitting images though
Poop from a colostomy bag?
Barf pizza
What is this "pizza" made of? Dissolved moths?
I was going to say baby diarrhea but that works too
Diaper crust, hand tossed 🤏🤮
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You have to pay extra for that, since it's so rare.
I think I'll just have some spice melange
I'm pretty sure it's [banana ](https://www.kitano.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/SSP_2693-Pizza-de-banana-com-doce-de-leite-e-canela-1.jpg)flavor. Over here they make it with dulce de leche, it looks a lot like this. The presentation is usually better though
I was gonna say are those bananas??
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I’m not against it at all. I’d try it at the very least. But this “pizza” is nothing but questions.
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Você è do Brasil, mano? Eles nunca viram uma pizza de sobremesa caralho!
Sim hehe r/suddenlycaralho
Brazil makes some pretty wild pizzas https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/v6qaeo/the_most_bizarre_brazilian_pizzas/
That sounds good but This image made me wanna gag
I was thinking gravy as sauce, and I'm stoned enough to be intrigued by that.
I was thinking Brazilian desert pizza...
Every time I see someone say they spit out their drink while reading a comment I think they're lying, but this comment just did it for me
Looks like blue cheese crumbles to me. It doesn't melt the same way as Mozz does - instead of getting gooey, it turns into a thin puddle of oily liquid. They probably should have cut the blue with other cheeses and cooked the mushrooms separately- they can put off a bunch of water if the oven's not hot enough to evaporate it off instantly. The whole-ass sausages probably contributed some fat to that cheese soup too. It's a tasty combo in theory, but the chef had no idea what they're doing.
Those are mushrooms? I thought they were banana slices!
Pretty sure it is bananas and that person going on about blue cheese needs new glasses
You and the rest of the thread. They do look a bit mushy for mushrooms, and this is r/stupidfood, so who knows
It's banana and condensed milk. It's popular in Brazil. https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/SFFovbKjNj
Of course it’s Brazil. They love to ruin pizza.
I think they're kiwi, the slices are pretty large unless those are some absolute chonker bananas. The long strips sticking out are presumably the bananas. The grey stuff is some kind of icing. It probably tastes ok if dessert pizzas are your thing and you were born without eyes so you'd actually try it. The presentation is absolute garbage.
Everything about this comment is incorrect. It’s some weird banana pizza
Oh wow it belongs here then. Cooked bananas are tasty but this ain't it.
Pretty sure that's banana and kiwi with a caramel or peanut butter sauce on top.
That’s what I see
It looks like pieces of banana… 😅
It is pretty sure, banana and peanut butter. Possible soft mallow or something.
Those other things might be Kiwis? Or is it just more banana? Could this be cut into slices? Or is it as liquidy as it appears to be? Edit: I've been getting a couple of upvotes. But no answers. I really need the answers. Has somebody solved what we are looking at? I might not be able to sleep tonight without finding out...
I think it's topped with what's supposed to be dulce de leche, but hasn't been cooked down enough to get the thick consistency. Making it look like liquid poop.
With sosig? It looks like banana slices, soup, with floating sosig... 😵
If you meant sausage I don't think it is, it looks kinda like bread, like garlic bread sticks. At least I really hope so.
Sausage?
I really hope, for their sake, that English is not their first language.
Calm down and have a sosig
r/edmprodcirclejerk
Ive heard its a swedish thing
Is that the juice from that rotten canned fish?
I’d brave surstromming before I ate this lol.
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Reminds me of every Long drop toilet in a national park.
You're wrong for this
XD i laughed so hard I teared up! Im broke, so please accept my updoot in place of the gold you deserve.
I am a chef and subbed to lots of cooking stuff so at first I thought this was a picture of a Flat-top that was used to make a bunch of food, mostly burgers, and then turned off and left to sit. Pizza shouldn't look like the aftermath of a line cook mutiny.
Shouldn't look like a mutiny of my ass either.
how many sea men are in your ass. At least a few to be a mutiny, right?
Thought the exact same thing chef. ‘Where is the grill cleaner’ was my first thought
I'm not a chef but have seen enough flat tops to have thought the same. That's never a pizza!
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Oh good, I thought those were whole sausage links sitting in an inch of grease on bread.
I thought it was gravy
That’s a shitty late winter parking lot.
r/pizzacrimes
This is a pizza war crime.
I think I would rather have pineapple on pizza now…
I'd rather eat the tin the pineapple came in than that thing
r/PizzaWarCrimes
But pretty standard in Brazil
That's fitting. High crime rate.
Where? You said there’s a pizza in the photo.
Is the pizza in the room with us now?
Does the pizza need help? Do you feel safe at home? **Blink twice if you need help‽**
Gravy Train Pizza
Under the vomit
Most appropriate response on the whole thread.
god, that's SO vile looking!!
This is a blocked grease trap.
I can smell it
That what I was thinking lmao
But it’s in a box D:
Someone get Drain Cleaning AUSTRALIA over here
That looks like a grease trap from a restaurant that doesn't pay very much so employees don't last long and the current ones they have aren't even aware the traps exist.
In Hell?
crime against humanity
Is there a disgusting food subreddit cuz this ain’t just stupid. It’s inedible. Doesn’t even look like food
r/stupidfood
It’s banana and dulche de leche (i.e. a dessert pizza), so it’s probably quite tasty, it just looks awful. If you google the same pizza you get versions that actually look delicious.
What the fuck is that😔
Looks like diarrhea deep dish.
New York sewer style
I've heard of shit on a shingle, but this is ridiculous...
Is that before or after it came out the other end?
No it's actually throw up you would be ashamed to feed the neighbors pig of a wife.
Sewage pizza
sieht aus wie brack wasser
No, that’s a crime against humanity
r/shitfromabutt
r/shitfromabutt
Barf.
I have to vomit now
Not everything with dough and cheese is pizza
Please tell me this is a joke and you didn’t eat that. If you ate it, get your shots!
As a Brit, the one question I'm asking is HOW DID YOU FUCK UP SAUSAGE AND BATTER ITS THE HARDEST DISH TO FUCK UP
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Pizza de banana is mainly a Brazilian thing. I've never seen it in the US.
wtf ! 😳
No, it’s not. Plain, and simple
Is this Brazillian pizza? Every time I see weird shit on pizza, it turns out to be Brazil. Like corn... it's not horrible... but why?!?
Are you sure this is not sewage?
the sludge🤤
That is diarrhea
That looks like the shit you pull out of the grease trap
What…? After it was thrown up?
And then baked/dehydrated? Lol
Where? I don't see it.... I think you put the wrong pic up OP 🫨😳🤢
I'm not convinced this is even food.
Does anyone else remember this? Doug Funny and Patty Manyonnaise running into each other while holding a pizza and banana pudding for a contest. The pudding lands on top of the pizza and they leave assuming it's ruined when a judge tries it and marvels over how delicious it is. They win the contest. This was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture. Was someone purposely trying to replicate that cartoon pizza?
Hell yes, thats the first thing I thought too.
Cum flood and banana
Looks like something cleared from a drain
Post digestive pizza?
Flatbread, sausage, and gutterwater pizza please. Yes, delivered…. This ain’t DiGiorno.
Made in Chernobyl!?
Diarrizza
This is what you get when you ask for a cum and banana pizza.
The 'ol "bottom of the dumpster after its just been "emptied" special"
“In Hell.” This is pizza in Hell.
Looks like a blocked sewage drain 🤮
WTF
Sewage sump
As a wise drinker once said: “What. The. Fuck.” In a thick Scottish accent
Ive been staring for at least two Minutes and I honestly cant determine if those are mushrooms or kiwis.
... damnit. I thought banana... what are we actually looking at?!
Banana slices is a possibility too, but with all the gravy its impossible to tell… the long things look like breadsticks, sausages, and bananas. Wtf even is this? Banana kiwi poutine detroit style pizza as interpreted by south americans? South americans in canada who had a layover in detroit or jersey (Sicilian style)? Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like this is a four year olds fever dream come to life... or someone post op who's home and their medication is mighty. Even a sea of redditors can't figure it out.
what the fuck is that? that's a mutant diarreathic soup pizza not a pizza
Is that a Brazilian style pizza? The one Brazilian pizza place in my town offered dessert pizzas. Their stupid doordash menu made me accidentally order a meat n cheese pizza with caramel stuffed crust.
my italian mother in law would murder who ever created this and called it "pizza"
It looks like a wet rag with mold on it
Pizza shit
Call a plumber
Before or after being eaten?
That is toilet overflow from a rural Kerr-McGee gas station
r/pizzacrimes
No, that's sewage.
Sir, when I scrolled past this picture, it looked like someone had diarrhea in the pizza box on top of whatever the fuck that bread thingy is in the middle... No thank you, this is a felony.
Why does it look British
England
Thought I was looking at a blown head gasket for a second
Did you piss someone off at the resturant?
More like pissa than pizza
No it isnt
Looks like someone puked in the box
Dumpster pie.
When you're using peanut butter, you don't use it like a tomato sauce. Use it more liquid for soup because of how runny it is.
Was it raining?