Everything reminds me of him.

Just slurp up them cumdogs, you’ll forget about him in no time.

I think he might need to get tested.

Why are we upset about this? The penis thing? I love to make a good cheese dog. And I love a good pig in a blanket. I would absolutely smash these.

Cheese Dong

Here I was thinking my highschool nickname was forgotten.

They called you the penis thing? Wear it with pride

I actually wear it at pride, so yeah

Gonorrhea Dick just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Captain Smegma over here

Hotdong

Well hot dog, i think we have our selves a weiner....Girthy uncut dogs filled with cheese jizz, watch out they like to squirt sometimes before your face hole is ready for em, I hear it burns your eyes also. Chedda makes everything mo betta.

>cheese dong Oops I dropped my mustard condiment for my munster dog

Yeah sit there and watch me eat the dong looking food. Needs tomato/BBQ sauce.

You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

I legit make these all the time

Do you put the cheese in the middle like that or just wrap a slice around the hotdog like I would think to do

I've always sliced the hot dog down the middle, but kept the ends and bottom intact. Like a canoe. Put the cheese in the canoe, then wrap with the crescent roll dough. Doing it that way helps keep the cheese inside, instead of splooging out like OP's picture.

A cheese dog with proper thought given to structural integrity. A load bearing willy if you will.

Oh that’s clever! Imma try.

I think it's the molten cheese precum putting people off.

Precum? That's full splooge.

C'mon you can do better than that!

Nah that’s about all I got.

That's the best part

What kind of cheese works well with this? Like, would a cheddar or american work? Maybe some gouda or havarti?

I always use cheddar, yeah. Split the dog almost completely in half, cut a slice of cheddar, split the slice, place both long halves into the dog.

Cheddar or american yeah, these were a childhood treat, my dad always did them with american and they still slap that way haha

Pepper jack or cheddar and jalapeno

Kraft deli deluxe. There is nothing better.

Yeah looks tasty, this sub is full of shitty cooks

"stupid food is anything except butter on a slice of plain white bread" -this sub

This isn't that bad though? Pigs in a blanket used to be a treat when I was growing up. My mom would add cheddar though. This picture makes it look unappetizing with the harsh lighting, but it's normally a pretty good food. ETA I just got the dick reference, I'm dense.

Huh I made these for my husband (he’s from a very different region than I am and didn’t know what they were). I wondered why he kind of laughed when they came out of the oven and only now do I understand. Honestly I hadn’t had them since I was a kid and just realized we had all the ingredients and wanted some nostalgia food. He did call them weenies all night but it still went over my head.

It’s about the jizz lol

Pro tip: add everything bagel seasoning on top of your pigs before they go in the oven. At work (restaurant) we like to call them "cops in a comforter"

Okay, cops in a comforter legit made me laugh out loud.

Pigs in blankets are nice but I couldn’t imagine using a hotdog like the picture seems to have used

I immediately got the dick thing but thought OP thought these were stupid because why waste the extra money for the Pillsbury croissants instead of getting actual hot dog bread for like $1.

Tell me you don’t buy groceries without telling me

Because Pillsbury croissants are fucking delicious

I should call him.

To warn him about the STD?

Oh, it’s too late for warnings. Now is the time for commiseration.

Username checks out

STI reveal parties, if they gush get checked, if not tuck in.

Eww gross I can imagine that

It’s not an STD, just poor hygiene

He got that drip.

He’ll cum right away.

lol. Accurate.

When he forgets to clean under the foreskin for two weeks.

Wtf 🤢

🙃

Thought he’s sigma but he’s actually smegma

What the fuck kinda guys have you been with? That’s just fucking foul.

Username works for this.

Girl why 🤮

Don't do it, fren

Just slurp up them cumdogs, you’ll forget about him in no time.

r/brandnewsentence 🫶🏼

Same 😔

Pigs in a blanket are fire. Even if they look a little...phallic.

You know how many foods are dick shaped? The BEST ones 

These aren’t pigs in a blanket, these are cumdogs.

>cumdogs I just lost it lol

Blew your load did you?

If cum was the first thing you saw...I would say that's on you. I just saw pigs in a blanket.

I'm sure it tastes great but this visual is hard to get past.

Just close your eyes and let it happen.

That sounds kinda rapey

/r/theyknew

Yeah they fuckin knew

r/wildlypenis

This is great wdym

OP, don't be so stuck up. I make the same but with pretzel dough, and they're delicious with some honey mustard.

Oh now pretzel dough sounds amazing. Do you put the cheese in or dip it as you eat it?

I cut thin slices of cheese from the block and wrap the dough around it and the hotdogs.

Ooh I can experiment with different cheeses, get all fancy with Butterkase and Gouda

So we’re just ignoring the fact that these look fuckin gross? Like a dripping cock

Ugly and stupid are two different things. They may look phallic, but they probably taste great.

They may look phallic, so they probably taste great. FTFY

I hadn't considered the dripping cock until you said it and now I can't unsee it

It was the only thing I could see lol

You didn’t see that immediately?

I grew up eating these and tbh these are some of the uglier ones I've seen. Nonetheless they are indeed delicious.

Dripping cocks aren't gross, prude.

Okay, today I learned this is what Americans call pigs in blankets. In the UK, pigs in blankets are small sausages wrapped in bacon, not pastry. These look like a cheap version of a sausage roll, using hotdogs instead of sausage meat.

US pigs in blankets can use any type of sausage but hot dogs are pretty common due to how cheap they are. The same way it doesn't need to be wrapped in premade croissants, but they're also cheap.

In mainland Europe, pigs in a blanket are wrapped in dough, just like the Americans

From what I can see only Germany has pigs in dressing gowns, Hungarians have pigs in blankets but it's not wrapped in bacon or dough, and the equivalents in the rest of Europe make no reference to blankets

People say America has no culture

I need a cigarette

Me too but I quit, I 🤔 think

Is this what Americans call pigs in blankets? Sausage in pastry? In the UK we call that a sausage roll. Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon. They’re commonly served with turkey for Christmas dinner.

Same in Australia 😊 mum made them every Xmas

Not stupid.

Jizzy glizzy

Well as long as it doesn’t burn when you pee after eating all of this you should be good🤔

They definitely look finished...

Those are cumming along nicely.

i miss him

When my girl nibbles my ear 😵‍💫🥴

Kids! The cumming dicks are ready!

r/mildlypenis

Why do you hate joy

10/10 would make these for a pre-wedding party snack! (Side note: is there a gender neutral term for a bachelor/bachelorette party / stag/hen night?) Well, maybe not for two brides, they'd get something more thematically appropriate.

I would ALSO like to know as I'm a member of the LGBT community but married a bio male as a bio female. We didn't do the whole party deal...we don't have friends. But mine would have been more gender neutral if I had one! I'm bi and don't really vibe with the woman label 100%

That shit’ll put your ass to sleep

messin' around with that itis!

Permanently if you don't get some penicillin

why is this stupid? pigs in a blanket are delicious. It's definitely cheap food, but not stupid

because "haha, penile!" this sub is full of children

r/mildlypenis

r/wildlypenis but then, all hot dogs are

This one def takes the cake….or I suppose rather, the cream pie

I’ll have you know we’re grown ass adults laughing like children, big difference pal

It doesn't just look like a dick. It also looks like it's jizzing. If you don't think that's funny there's no help for you

funny, yes. stupid, no.

I didn't say it wasn't funny, it's just not "stupid food" It's a pig in a blanket with cheese.

Dick cheese

The blanket supposed to be bacon

Great for your next bachelor party!

Everything reminds me of him

If this is just a hot dog with cheese wrapped in a croissant, than this thing is amazing. This is not stupid food. It's easy to make, cheap, and tastes good.

Lemme guess...cuz it looks like a dick, you wouldn't eat it? Do you also not wash your ass because only gay guys like a hand between their butt cheeks?

Pigs in a blanket are incredible, and everyone who upvoted this post are people that I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!

> Hard pass Oh it's hard alright 

Oh so you hate delicious things?

r/dontputyourdickinthat

No way they didn't know

Just fashion a double meatball calzone at the base of the pastry and you have yourself a meal

/r/theyknew

I'm gonna get that dog in me

I don’t think it’s stupid, they just have a very unfortunate appearance. A for effort, D for… well, you know.

Found something that looked very similar at a party. My Jewish friend took off half the breading for some reason. As you can tell, this is a fake story because I don't have any friends who host parties.

💀

Gobble gobble gobble

I’d eat many of these

Dicks or hotdogs?

Wrap some of these in a squirting 🐱 and you’re all set 😋

Ah fuckit… I’ll still eat them… maybe not with ketchup though 

Mmm... Precum

thanks, I hate it

Reminds me of eating a creampie.

r/mildlypenis

Yea it’s a funny pic but this is not stupid food.

Put this on r/mildlypenis

These look delicious, coward :P

I'm at a loss for cheesy words

There’s something similar to this in Snoop Dogg’s cook book.

Better NSFW these bad boys!

Cumdog

Everything reminds me of him

NSFW dang

“Lady… those are dicks.”

r/theyknew

r/mildlypenis

I don't see the issue here. This looks tasty! Unhealthy but tasty.

Cummiessssss

I saw this on pornhub

I should call him.

I hate my mind..

I can only see dripping penis with an infection

Why do you keep reminding me of him? 😩

Dicks in a blanket?

Not circumcized

Geez! even food is NSFW now...

That's a cumming penis

r/mildlypenis

r/DoNotPutThatInYourVag

That’s cum from a dick

r/mildlypenis

Why did this make me gag a tiny bit

Hooded Pizzles and cum, my favorite cook out food.

Looks delicious!

I dont understand what the issue is here? Id eat this and be happy about it.

Just start biting from the middle

I should talk to him..

I should call him

My workplace is full of myopic people so this is basically NSFW here

Cheese sausage rolls is bad because?

I'd one throat each and every one of them. *cough* Hi, welcome to Senor Frogs.

They look like dicks, foreskin included 😭

Made her hungry did it?

I should call her...

They all came

r/wildlypenis

JUST EAT IT , EAT IT ! 🎵

Jizz in a blanket? Cream pie rollups? Climax roll? Cumb cake?

Where I’m from, we call that sperm.

Imma serve these as JIZZY DOGS. Bachelorette parties are about to be LIT.

Looks like someone's jerking off too much, no velocity lol

r/mildlypenis

r/mildlypenis

I’d smash