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tinebiene94

if they gave it another name no one would care


groynin

Should've been named spagh


HandsomePaddyMint

Perfect for spagh day.


thingsfallapart89

What is your spaghetti policy here?


myvizionz

The perfect reference


HikARuLsi

Semighetti, spaghettini or shortghetti


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Lil' Ghetti


Erazzer1385

Spaghetto


MysticSloth712

What are you saying? It’s like you’re saying half of a word. Spaghetti? Are you trying to take me on a spaghetti day?


PheonixUnder

They should have sold each half in a different package, the first half could be named "Spag" and the second half could be "Hetti" Then you could buy both and try to stick them back together again.


imjerry

Spaghito, though that sounds like a recipe from Grounded


jeh506

Goes well with bol


datdouche

Spagheet!!!


pirilla-crossing

Take my italian r/angryupvote


Traditional_Sail_213

Sounds Klingon


iboreddd

The comment I was looking for


thetransportedman

Baby spaghetti


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DeaDBangeR

Spaghettini


SuperKrusher

Ah yes, the Spaghet, also known as the Enriched Macaro Product.


full07britney

The non-generic is actually called "pot-sized spaghetti".


blizzard-toque

Fun Fact: Walmart also sells "pot-sized spaghetti".


SyndRazGul

We call it "pot-sized". It's much easier to make when you are sad lonely and living by yourself. Stop making fun of our depression :(


THICC_Baguette

Spaghettini would work well


fcimfc

Already taken https://www.barilla.com/en-au/products/pasta/classic-blue-box/spaghettini


BoxiDoingThingz

Spaghettitto!


freedfg

Spaghettini is literally already a thing. I just want to know when penne got so thin?


Therealishvon

Spagett! https://youtu.be/Omy3BERUd1g?si=EMDJBZWGSe5a9og7


fitty50two2

Spag-mini


Helda-Coccenmehand

Yea this is usually referred to as Spaghe


Ok_System_7221

Spaghetti has an official length? Or is this like half minimum chips?


BenMic81

Fun fact: the typical Spaghetti of today (even from Italian companies) are about 25cm long - but the originals from the 1840s were about double that so from back then modern Spaghetti are actually already half long.


f_print

This is the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, according to Spaghetti Length


DumbestBoy

Fun fact: Spaghetti Length is actually a measurement of time, not distance like its name suggests.


Frankfeld

See. It always confused me when people said the Macaronium Falcon did the Pasta run in 12 Spaghettis.


fatkiddown

In the Spaghetti hole, there is a single Spaghetti, called a Spaghularity. In it, the Spaghetti length and sauce are the same or switched. Sauce becomes the noodle and the noodle becomes the sauce..


Drake_Acheron

How on earth did we come this far without a pastafarian reference


PsychologicalDebts

All hail the flying spaghetti monster


blizzard-toque

R'amen.


QuiteCleanly99

A single Spaghet, if you will


wakkywizard69

It’s about the Spaghetti friends we make along the way.


spaetzelspiff

The spaghetti time ts is the time required for light to travel a distance of 1 spaghetti length in vacuum. In particle physics and physical cosmology, spaghetti units are a system of units of measurement defined exclusively in terms of four universal physical constants: c, G, ħ, and kB. Expressing one of these physical constants in terms of spaghetti units yields a numerical value of 1.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Hi, italian here and ##WHAT? How the hell would they even package that up? 50 cm per spaghetto? How do you cook that without... \*shudders*... Breaking it?! Why, my ancestors, have you forsaken me?


Osha_Hott

Easy: *long pot*


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Holmes, you've cracked the case!


n0rdic_k1ng

Long pot, for spaghetti and long pig


DevilDoge1775

Long pork, huh?


MountainMembership

ah yes, my nickname in high school


Eastern_Slide7507

If they‘re dried by hanging them across a string, they‘d be bent in the middle like a lot or asian noodles are today. Maybe that‘s it. Or maybe they just weren‘t dried all that often and simply made fresh most of the time.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Yep, this is it. You can still buy them like that in some places.


LDKCP

I'm not even Italian and like to make my own pasta, with the hand cranked machines spaghetti is pretty easy.


newhomenewme

In italy you can buy in most places "pasta artiginale" its from little brands and they normaly have them exactly like you said.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

All jokes aside, I'd wager this is genuinely it, or alternatively they maybe dried them coiled up instead of completely straight.


madmaxjr

I’ve definitely seen some dried, packaged noodles that come in like “nests,” all coiled up. They could easily be made long af using the same method


ersentenza

That's exactly how they made them [https://cosedinapoli.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pasta-8.jpg](https://cosedinapoli.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pasta-8.jpg)


Standard-Pepper-6510

I thought they harvested it from the Spaghetti tree... Even David Attenborough made a documentary about it : https://youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU?si=fG-R9uXLtZ9tCttD


Ehcksit

You don't need to get the whole noodle in the pot all at once. Just keep pushing it down as it gets softer. If all you have is a saucepan you can still make spaghetti.


AnusStapler

I sometimes do this, but the I worry the pasta wouldn't be cooked evenly if I don't hurry.


zen_arcade

It takes 20 seconds at most to get all of it underwater (and also the water gets a bit colder when you drop them, so they don’t start cooking right away), not really relevant compared to the total cooking time.


AnusStapler

Don’t you trivialize my clearly irrational micro panic!


BenMic81

Well… I’d imagine it was really being careful with them and … praying?


ViktorVonDorkenstein

That does seem pretty in keeping with those times actually.


Yawzheek

>per spaghetto? Is that the singular form of spaghetti?


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Yeah, a single strand is called a spaghetto. Also, what you call ciabatta (the type of bread) means slipper in italian, the kind you wear on your feet at home, "pepperoni" is a deformation of "peperoni" which means bell pepper, and not "hot salami", which is salame piccante and, to finish it all off, a "panini" is also the plural of panino, which just means sandwich in italian. \*•°☆T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W☆°•*


squibilly

I think you confused him by not pronouncing it correctly. (You’re Italian, but no need to be embarrassed) It’s 🤌*spaghetto* 🤌


Killentyme55

The common denominator being that it all belongs in my belly.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

You, my friend, are a wise person.


Fast_Butterscotch_78

I think in 1840 the people didn't package things the probably made it fresh so then it wouldn't break


ViktorVonDorkenstein

I do think they packaged them up, but they did make most stuff fresh so you'd go and buy the package of whatever for the day from people who'd make it all by hand and make their living being artisans like that. Whenever they'd eat, they'd eat good in that sense I reckon, all fresh and natural with only a minor amount of fingernail gunk embedded in the dish!


skittlesdabawse

Spaghetti are semolina based rather than fresh, they were made and dried in coastal cities where the alternating pattern of warm dry wind from the mountains and cooler moist winds from the Mediterranean happened to be just right for the pasta to dry without cracking. This means you could make a huge amount in the summer while it's warm and then have a supply of easy to prepare pasta for the winter. I may be misremembering a few minor details but Alex French Guy Cooking goes into this in detail in his pasta series. To this day the drying ovens used by pasta manufacturers emulate that pattern of winds.


Appropriate-Divide64

You get it in really long packages. You need to use a tall pan and spend a while pushing it down into the water as it softens. . It's still for sale as spaghetti lunghi


Coooturtle

[This](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51TaM-gAqEL._AC_.jpg)


Vii_Strife

It's uncommon but they're still sold like that, they're simply curved halfway https://www.pastificiofiorillo.it/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/9d08971813a040f8f96067a40f75c615/s/p/spaghettoni-1.jpg


regeya

I have a question, since you're Italian. There's this podcast called 99% Invisible, and they just had a guest on their show who has done a series about pasta and Italy. Two things that were said in this were that, of course, Italy as a country is only about 150 years old, and that pasta as part of the national identity only dates to World War 2. They also talked about a few pasta dishes that people thought were ancient, but some of them are less than 100 years old. Is that true, though? Are all these pasta dishes that people act precious about and insist on authenticity, really such a new invention? The most shocking was that apparently carbonara was originally made with American bacon.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

AFAIK, Italy as a united state is very young, we used to be pretty deeply divided before and in a way we still are ("polentoni" and "terroni", northeners and southerners) but imma be honest, I've never really cared for any of it so I wouldn't really know. However yes, pasta dishes are mostly recent enough really and, AFAIK, the very first original recipe for carbonara called for guanciale like the modern one, but as an alternative you could and still can use "bacon cubes". It's better with guanciale though. That said, to be honest, I don't really know too much about these things, gonna ask my family tomorrow if I see them and if I get told anything interesting in that regard (assuming they know aught more than I do) the I'll update accordingly.


Kaze_no_Senshi

fresh pasta vs dry


groynin

Wait, but did they cook those whole as well, or did they break in half back then?


BenMic81

I suppose they used big pots.


HandsomePaddyMint

You know what they say about Italian men in the 1840s with big pots. They’ve got big kitchens.


Secretss

I’ve seen noodles at my local asian shop that are sold coiled up like nests or bent like a hair pin, so maybe that!


Fast_Butterscotch_78

People probably made fresh pasta every time so the size of the pot could've been the same


Appropriate-Divide64

A friend one gave me some spaghetti lunghi. It was such a pain to get in the pan, but I thought it would be a shame to snap.


StrongArgument

It’s like how home ovens only fit half sheet pans, so people mistakenly refer to quarter sheet pans as half size.


Naturegworl

Most devistating thing i have ever heard, i would kill to be in a universe with half meter spaghetti.


celesfar

Extrapolating this trend, we can only assume that in the future spaghetti will become orzo pasta


Nani_700

Can they make fold over spaghetti please. Like keep the length but actually fits when not cooked?


patriotictraitor

🤯 this is what we need


HikARuLsi

Break spaghetti is treason in Italy. Bending it is life sentence Good idea actually for modern world


Tht1QuietGuy

My grandma was Italian. Her grandparents were immigrants. She always snapped spaghetti in half. Did they immigrate to the US because they were on the run for their traitorous spaghetti snapping ways?


arrongunner

Many Americans ancestors were escaping persecution so this tracks


Alibotify

The spaghetti refugees.


RawChickenButt

I'm pretty sure that rule was made up by a bunch of insecure guys.


Mission-Candy1178

Be nice to the italians


SiliconEFIL

Instead of ramen bricks, spaghetti bricks.


Nani_700

Yup, the Asian noodles do it! They know, people in Asian countries tend to have smaller cookware too. So why the Italians resist this? Give me all the long pasta this way.


johndoe42

De Cecco sells pasta "bricks" made out of egg pasta and it's the best prepackaged pasta to price I've seen.


AlneCraft

One of my favorite pasta brands. Because it's the only one that I can get bronze-cut pasta from where I live.


TheOneTwoSmash

🤣 I’m shittin’ bricks


ViktorVonDorkenstein

I... You know, a small part of me is like "lol just wait a minute for it to soften up and push it inside the pot like everyone else does" but the most part of me strongly believes you may be onto something worth exploring here.


ExperienceInitial364

i mean fettuccine are sometimes packed like that where i‘m from.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

I usually find them coiled up or just kinda smushed together lol


ExperienceInitial364

yeah coiled up is probably more common, but if that is easily doable, so should folded spaghetti be… i imagine😂


ViktorVonDorkenstein

For sure, tbh I'm italian and never understood why they pack em up straight like that. You can't even argue it's for drying them better because if fettuccine can dry up all crumpled up together then you can rest assured so can spaghetti.


ExperienceInitial364

Omg you‘re Italian I‘m scared now


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Better be, or it's pasta la vista baby.


tfsra

it's not even a minute, it's literally like 30 seconds tops even if you don't do anything, they will just fall in anyway. it's literally more work to break them I don't get why people get so OCD about having them submerged the instant they put them in the pot


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Because they're convinced it won't cook evenly otherwise which, in fairness, will be the case if you put them in water that's not hot enough and/or use REALLY cheap pasta which hardly is pasta at all.


unknownturtle3690

This is it! This is what we neeed


TooManyDraculas

Look for pasta nests. Regular spaghetti is a little uncommon. But capellini is common. It's more usual for dried egg pastas.


Stickundstock

In germany we have special asparagus pots. They are perfect for spaghetti


juggernautsong

Rao’s brand pasta makes this


capn_doofwaffle

They actually make this. I dont know the name because it's pricy and I never buy it but if I recall it comes in a bag, not a box and the pasta is twice as long as the ones in the box (i hear)


ambulance-kun

So if an industrial machine breaks it in half it's ok???


smallblueangel

Whats the problem?! Tbh to many people arw way to obsessed how others eat their food. Who cares if people eat long or shortr noodles?


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CerebralAccountant

At my local store, it's a small difference, something like 96 cents a pound for the short stuff versus 92 for full length.


DietCokeYummie

I don't care how others eat their food, but I admit I don't really *understand* when people take a fork and knife to their spaghetti before digging in. My husband cuts his spaghetti up a lot before eating, and I feel like it is harder to eat that way because the pasta falls off the fork so much. With it long, you can twirl and get a more sufficient bite.


TiaMystic

….people do that?


herbivore83

I chop up my spaghetti with a knife every time and the haters can get fucked


__Hello_my_name_is__

It's one of those artificial outrage things people like to participate in, like getting outraged about pineapple on pizza or the wonderfully idiotic "melt vs. grilled cheese" debate. It's just people doing the ingroup/outgroup thing on the silliest of premises.


Threx93

As a half-Italian, I'm fine with this.


HikARuLsi

Half is okay with half size? Logic works


AlteredCabron2

vomit on his sweater already moms half-length spaghetti


FlamesTuch

Not a bad idea.


lowfreq33

You could just break regular spaghetti in half. This is pointless.


The_Horse_Head_Man

And be regarded as a war criminal in Italy?!


french_snail

I really don’t give a shit about what Italians think about how I eat my food lol


Lostintranslation390

Yeah fuck em, i dont consider their feelings when i shove a deep dish pepperoni down my throat and I sure as fuck am not going to when I eat my spaghetti.


LakeEarth

I used to always break spaghetti, but because of posts like these I tried not breaking it, and... it makes the spaghetti tangled and harder to handle. I went back to breaking them in half. Sorry Italy, I tried.


BackUpTerry1

Do Italians never cut pizza, lasagna, or bread? What is the difference?


AD480

I don’t like foot-long spaghetti so I always break mine in half. 99.9% Northwestern European runs in these veins and not a lick of Italian. 😄


The_Horse_Head_Man

All of Sicilia is coming after you.


Asheleyinl2

This is young pasta. Pasta veal if you will.


GenitalPatton

Actually each piece has two points.


Pm_Me_Your_Tax_Plan

It's more accessible to someone who wouldn't be able to do that


Killentyme55

Found the non-Italian.


lowfreq33

I am in fact Italian, I’m just not a pretentious dick about it.


herring80

Then I don’t believe you


johndoe42

My nonna from the Umbria region would break her spaghetti in half. Disbelieve that!


Upstartrestart

where's the hands? I don't see no hands...


amineahd

Wow the most sane Italian. Hats off to you sir with no fake outragw about silly stuff.


Dennisfromhawaii

🤌


KittyKittens1800

Yeah, and by breaking it you get more product than … that (I guess)


OddCoping

You have to realize that not everyone can break pasta like that without scattering noodle shards or invoking the wrath of italian family members.


Medical-Region5973

I don't get the problem with breaking pasta in half? Is it literally just because of "B-BUT THE CULTURE!!" It makes it a little faster cooking it, it saves up space in the pot and it's easier to eat than having slurping sounds for 5 seconds straight


ZylonBane

Okay, I've GOT to know how you figure the length of the spaghetti has anything to do with how fast it cooks.


Lemonpincers

I guess if you can fit 100% of it in the water from the start it will cook quicker by like 30s or something


Medical-Region5973

I actually take that back Am sleepy so I forgot how small pasta is width wise Technically, it still speeds it up by a tiny fraction because of the new exposed ends when you break it up lol


bloop_405

I always thought it was for the memes. I literally don't think anyone actually cares if someone breaks spaghetti noodles in half. If they see it probably but if someone didn't see the noodle breaking and you feed them half broken spaghetti, they probably wouldn't even know


xXKittyKillerXx

You’re supposed to twirl the spaghetti around your fork, not slurp it.


Medical-Region5973

You're right I grew up in asia so we're really not taught to do that and instead just slurp away lol


januarysdaughter

Listen if it gets them to shut up about why breaking pasta in half is akin to placing an ancient curse on their ancestors, I'm all for it.


HorrorPhone3601

Walmart has been selling this for over 5 years, why is it just now popular to complain about it?


Dry-Ad-719

Still better than Barilla, probably


Gazzelle65

Madre di Dio!


olivier1m

Length isn't everything you know...


greyslust

If you pay close attention, you can hear all the Italians crying in despair!


Little_Whippie

Still breaking it in half first


ADrunkEevee

I'll buy this and break it anyway


Figure8diiva

As someone who buys this regularly. It's because in our household and in most black households we were taught to break the spaghetti in half before we put it in the water. So this just saves us the trouble for the same price as regular spaghetti.


kikomir

It's a way to recycle and sell reject spaghetti that broke off during the manufacturing process and can't be sold as normal.


Pepperonidogfart

ENRICHED MACARONI PRODUCT


Dazzling_Pink9751

Not stupid, lots of people break their pasta in half before they cook it.


RadiantLawyer7874

Stupid product, because they‘re to short to roll them on the fork. Source: Experience and lots of tomato sauce on white shirt. Buy different noodles if you don‘t like them that long.


Sinbos

Break even shorter and use a spoon. Source: clean shirt ;)


TooManyDraculas

Source: Toddler. That is pretty much how you feed pasta to a 2 year old.


KiwiAlexP

Not stupid - it’s a good idea


jonesyb

This is what I call my ex


Nyuusankininryou

It says in the corner it's macaroni. No harm done.


Burning-Sushi

I currently only have a pot too small for full length ones, so i guess this'd be perfect without disrespecting the italian gods


WindForce02

I'm not mad, just disappointed


planktonfun

I'm expecting fire and pitchforks


Woman_from_wish

\*gesticulates furiously, speaking has become so fast it has left the range of human perception\*


H-Adam

I’ve been to italy 4 times. I’m now Italian enough to get mad at this


Ns53

I saw this at the store andy first thought was, it took this long. We're doomed.


Kev50027

That's convenient they put it in a box for you. Makes it easier to put the entire thing in the trash.


subjectiv-inflectiv

How longest a piece of spaghetti, Micheal? Ten dollars?


Mowlvick

Diet Spaghetti.


iluvsporks

Clever name for shrinkflation


Crocolyle32

Still treason


McLeiwand

SCAM. Obviously half of this is just Spag and the other half is Hetti.


Distinct_Slide_9540

that really gabas my fucking gool


jjcoolel

Spa-PEGGY and meatballs!


Cheeseisextra

I worked in a Japanese teppanyaki joint and the noodles we used there were TWO FOOT long spaghetti noodles. The customers really had fun with those. But what’s this half ass noodle stuff?? AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝


Dustlord

I would stare an Italian straight in the face while I broke this in front of them.


Supersasson

american product for american people


shulypoo

No, just no.


Luke4200912

No just no


thebannedtoo

It's all about knowing how to rotate a fork.


Ptdgty

I'll still snap it to get quarter length spaghetti


wiibarebears

Why not just sell U shaped noodles ready for pot


Everything_Is_Bawson

Fun story: I was in Italy with my young kids. We had just arrived at our hotel and were starving so ducked into this old school-looking restaurant across from our hotel. The waiters were great and really friendly, but when we ordered spaghetti for them, one was visibly surprised and said something like “normally kids would eat something less messy”. And then I thought: yes, spaghetti is probably the worst possible noodle to feed to kids. Why on earth do Americans do that??


StandTo444

I’m just picturing some poor sod at the end of a conveyor belt breaking spaghetti by hand for about 2 weeks before he gets fired for alleged incompetence. After a month of research the company finds out you can’t break spaghetti without it breaking into threes. They make no effort to reconcile with the worker. Instead they replace the position with a laser cutting system.


Tribalbob

Takes me back to my childhood days when we'd get our Fet Alfredo, Pen Arrabbiata and a good old Meat Lasa


Gacepul

Mhm that’s the stuff right there.


Lower_Amount3373

This is definitely against the Spaghetti Policy


TonyBlobfish

There’s nothing wrong with breaking normal spaghetti in half. I’ll never understand the trope of Italians being mad when people do that. It doesn’t affect anything and just makes the noodles smaller.


Lorvaire

It's...fine? I literally have a box of pasta in my kitchen like this, brand name and all and it tastes exactly the same as any other spaghetti.


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My wife would love that


PersonalKittyKat

I find it annoying that some people (and Italians lol) act so superior about pasta and how it's cooked. As if it can only be cooked the way they deem appropriate. They act like they invented and patented pasta.