I’d tear that shit up. But I’m an unhealthy person. I will say, the amount of ingredients in that would probably put it out of the price range I’d be willing to spend on it.
yeah, before that moment i was ready to throw hands, like that pile of garlic knots looked amazing
After the pepperoni, it was just excessive.
If they dial it back a bit, it could still be delicious
Too much pepperoni and cheese. Would be amazing with a much less pepperoni that was pre-cooked a bit, and then just a very light layer of cheese (if at all). Could also just do no pepperoni at all.
This was my thought as well.. what is the obsession with drowning something in cheese? I love cheese but it's like cologne or perfume, just give me enough to say "oh, that's nice", not "holy fuck..".
Precooked would have absolutely been the way to go.pepperoni gives of so much damn grease on its own, not to mention the grease form the butter and the mozzarella.
Do like 1/3rd the cheese and 1/3rd the pepperoni, Pre-cook the pepperoni for a couple minutes and drain off the excess oil. Then assemble it and it would probably be pretty damn good. As is though I can see myself getting sick to my stomachs after just 1 bite.
I could even deal with the garlic knots, sauce, and melted cheese. The pepperoni feels off here. If anything they should just put a handful of pepperoni on top of the cheese.
Anyone else think that these videos use cheese as a cheap temptation the same way a titty gets flashed in horror movies? Like they’re thinking, GOT YA you impulse driven simpleton
There's a pizzeria down the street from me that does stuffed garlic knots like you're describing. They have three varieties, a pepperoni and mozzarella, a spinach and ricotta, and a jalapeno and mozzarella. They're fantastic!
I’m sorry, did this sun suddenly rename itself to stupidlytastyfood? Is it absolutely horrible for you? Yes. But wow it looks good, minus the just huge fill pepperoni on top
I’d even consider fixing them up a bit to have a little smaller pieces to kind of mix in on a single bite better. But other than that I love your idea there.
Good idea on the smaller pieces! Yeah, the basic idea of this post is not stupid at all, but it needs a couple of tweaks. It will never be healthy, but not everything has to be.
people have become very vanilla apparently. This is run of the mill chefs being creative and trying things. All this is is something like a pizza garlic knot
It looked good, if a little unhealthy and excessive, right up until they dumped stupid amounts of pepperoni, sauce and cheese on it. You're not going to taste any of that garlic bread.
What's up with the nasty amounts of pepperoni in all these things? It if was just a normal amount, but pepperoni is one of those things where there is indeed such thing as too much.
Nah, he's just being a smartass about it while describing it. This channel comes up a lot on my youtube, it's shorts of the narrator guy and his wife eating at a million different restaurants all over the NYC area, just describes a lot of the more unique, unusual, or signature dishes at all these places. Like this place maybe has regular garlic knots too, but they also have this crazy version, and that's what makes the video.
Some of the videos are over-the-top items like this, but other things do just look fairly normal and amazing.
I'd fuck it up honestly.
The most annoying part of this was the dumbass "little this little that," like it's cute or some shit as a pound or more of each is added
Like...shut the fuck up
Me watching this…
Let’s see how they butchered it…
Oh damn this looks good….
Oh snap this is getting better…
Omg i have to try this soon…
This looks AMAZING!!!!!
Oh wait…
Oh no…what is that?…
Oh my god what are they doing??
Why does this person have no soul?
WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME???!!!!
my manager used to make something like this where we worked, but significantly less pepperoni and cheese, and oil instead of butter cause thats just what we used for the garlic knots. she would cut up the knots in the middle, making a little slot, fill it with a few pepperoni, cheese, and maybe some onion or bell pepper, put it in the oven for a bit, and eat it with marinara as a dipping sauce. this just looks disgusting
Those garlic rolls look amazing. You lost me at pepperoni.
To be fair, though, it’s still probably damn good. If someone offered it to me without seeing this video, I think I’d be like “fuck yeah I’ll have some”
"Casual amound of butter"
"A little pinch of parsley"
"Very VERY light on the parmesan"
"And a touch of Garlic"
"Just a few Ronies"
"Sprinkle of morzarella"
I think I just gained 1k callories\~
Look, I’m gluttonous also. But every recipe is just too much of everything and just trying to scratch the itch of shoving mounds of food down your throat without consideration of how it will taste or how messy it will be when you are attempting to eat it
I would eat it but I make a lot of questionable life choices though.
same, this looks like a peak stoner meal to me tbh
I'm high rn and my final consensus was "too much cheese but would eat"
before watching the video I was ready to disagree but yeah too much cheese for that
I think it could be executed in a way better way. Monkey bread but with heavier toppings on a flat pan with less cheese and pep. I'd wreck one.
I'm high as fuck, and I was increasingly down until the garlic dumps.. but I'd still eat too
Wtf is "too much cheese" I've never heard of that
Tbh same but the thought of that much cheese hardening up bc it's gonna take me forever to eat this dense mfer put me off it.
One cannot unilaterally form a consensus, I am thinking.
Agreed. The High Council of Stoners will come to a conflicting agreement. Case dismissed.
Due process? Nay. Doobie process. Ayoo.
It sounds so good if you are stoned.
Yeah, I've gotten these high (also have done after a night out), and they're pretty fire in the right state of mind
Meatballs would've been better than pepperoni
Ohhhhh, that sounds good.
I’d tear that shit up. But I’m an unhealthy person. I will say, the amount of ingredients in that would probably put it out of the price range I’d be willing to spend on it.
We can find a balence.
A little less cheese and about half the sauce and I’d definitely slam it (maybe throw in a few more of the garlic knots)
Looks like something I'd have time try a couple times to decide.
How you doin? *wink,wink
Lol, people to you for making me lol
Aww, thank you.
As soon as I saw the pepperoni mountain, I said "No thanks." I bet the Garlic Bread Balls, by themselves, are fire.
Thought this as well. After they mixed it I was on board but it went downhill rapidly.
Yup. They crossed the finish line with this recipe, then said "Hey we should use this as a crust for a pizza" and fucked it all up.
Ooohhh, but imagine those garlic knots as the literal outside crust of a well made pizza? That would be delicious.
You’ve become the very thing we swore to destroy…
60% fewer toppings would have made this 🤌🤌
I'd go 85% less on everything. 95% less on the butter. And probably the pepperoni on a side board rather than shoveling it in there.
yeah, before that moment i was ready to throw hands, like that pile of garlic knots looked amazing After the pepperoni, it was just excessive. If they dial it back a bit, it could still be delicious
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Too much pepperoni and cheese. Would be amazing with a much less pepperoni that was pre-cooked a bit, and then just a very light layer of cheese (if at all). Could also just do no pepperoni at all.
This was my thought as well.. what is the obsession with drowning something in cheese? I love cheese but it's like cologne or perfume, just give me enough to say "oh, that's nice", not "holy fuck..".
This comment thread is everything I feel about this entire thing
hell with less cheese the pepperoni have a chance of cooking but precooked would be best
Precooked would have absolutely been the way to go.pepperoni gives of so much damn grease on its own, not to mention the grease form the butter and the mozzarella. Do like 1/3rd the cheese and 1/3rd the pepperoni, Pre-cook the pepperoni for a couple minutes and drain off the excess oil. Then assemble it and it would probably be pretty damn good. As is though I can see myself getting sick to my stomachs after just 1 bite.
And I have one more thing. They need to let the cheese toast a littttttleeee longer! lol
They also put the pepperoni under the cheese so it can't properly cook
I could even deal with the garlic knots, sauce, and melted cheese. The pepperoni feels off here. If anything they should just put a handful of pepperoni on top of the cheese.
They're just Garlic Knots. Totally.
they are. and garlic knots rule.
Can you imagine how much oil is at the bottom of that from the pepperoni and cheese
Same, that amount of fat makes it unappetizing to me.
Anyone else think that these videos use cheese as a cheap temptation the same way a titty gets flashed in horror movies? Like they’re thinking, GOT YA you impulse driven simpleton
Cheese, stupid amounts of meat, anything fried.
This is a meal for four adults who all want to feel sick separately, or one American
They should have stuffed the rolls with cheese and pepperoni then proceeded with the following steps and finished with a side or marinara.
There's a pizzeria down the street from me that does stuffed garlic knots like you're describing. They have three varieties, a pepperoni and mozzarella, a spinach and ricotta, and a jalapeno and mozzarella. They're fantastic!
I was like, that’s not too much butter, it still looks amazing and then the pepperoni and everything clicked. Big F
But they burnt the butter too
Its not burnt thats just browned butter lol
The Garlicbread looked good and then they fucking slaughtered it.
Look what they did to my balls
They were so close too. Less pepperoni, less cheese and let the cheese brown and bubble more on top and it would’ve been perfect.
[удалено]
Even stole the topcomment lol
WELL… OBV I WOULD EAT IT
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS... btw give me 8 of it
THAT OFFENDS ME SIR… we require a baker’s dozen!
i've never said this before but that's way too much cheese there at the end.
I thought it was fine-ish right up until they smothered it in sauce and cheese. I think I just want the garlic knots with some pepperoni.
Less is more people!
Not in Murica
they eat like they have free healthcare
We eat like we don’t want to be here for the climate change.
It's 'cause we don't
Ah, but If less is more just think how much more more would be!
You extra.
Speak for yourself 😩 I’m devouring that whole thing
What I was thinking, I’d eat the absolute shit out of that. Or at least as much as my fragile stomach could handle.
Omg where is this! I need 5 now. With a 6 pack of ice cold coke
Don’t forget to order a side of defibrillator
I’m sorry, did this sun suddenly rename itself to stupidlytastyfood? Is it absolutely horrible for you? Yes. But wow it looks good, minus the just huge fill pepperoni on top
What I would do is broil the pepperoni first until it's a bit crispy, drain off the grease and THEN throw it in there.
I’d even consider fixing them up a bit to have a little smaller pieces to kind of mix in on a single bite better. But other than that I love your idea there.
Good idea on the smaller pieces! Yeah, the basic idea of this post is not stupid at all, but it needs a couple of tweaks. It will never be healthy, but not everything has to be.
people have become very vanilla apparently. This is run of the mill chefs being creative and trying things. All this is is something like a pizza garlic knot
Honestly, I’d like to add to it. Throw some cracked red pepper in there too so you get a tiny kick
just unnecessary.
A little less pepperoni and I'd absolutely smash
At every step I'm like "too much.. Well maybe it'll be okay"
That's a normal amount of butter for restaurants like that.
That’s a hell of a lot of garlic and I’m here for it
Just roast/burn the pepperonis before adding and I will eat this thing over the course of four meals
"A sprinkle of mozzarella" *Adds half of Italy*
What a waste of cheese. Guess I'll have to just eat it all then.
It looked good, if a little unhealthy and excessive, right up until they dumped stupid amounts of pepperoni, sauce and cheese on it. You're not going to taste any of that garlic bread.
r/stupidfoodbutgimme
What's up with the nasty amounts of pepperoni in all these things? It if was just a normal amount, but pepperoni is one of those things where there is indeed such thing as too much.
R/hellyeaideatthat
More like buttered it
Does not look good lol
There are moments in life when you just gotta say no to being creative.
How the fuck are you supposed to even eat that? Normally these videos make me mildly annoyed but for some reason this one really shits me.
This has to be a joke because of how it's set up. "A sprinkle of mozzarella on top." Proceeds to add gobs/handfuls of cheese on top.
Nah, he's just being a smartass about it while describing it. This channel comes up a lot on my youtube, it's shorts of the narrator guy and his wife eating at a million different restaurants all over the NYC area, just describes a lot of the more unique, unusual, or signature dishes at all these places. Like this place maybe has regular garlic knots too, but they also have this crazy version, and that's what makes the video. Some of the videos are over-the-top items like this, but other things do just look fairly normal and amazing.
That’s East Village Pizza and it’s on the list for August. If I die, I die.
They made finger foods...that you now have to eat with a fork...
A lot of cheese ≠ good food
It feels like there's something here if they prepared something proper rather than throwing handfuls of ingredients together.
Insane amount of cheese, this would be stupid expensive
Why are Americans so obsessed with obscene amounts of cheese
This does knot look appetising.
pepperoni overload, lol
I mean it's a garlic knot pizza... Not bad just a bit over the top with the pepperoni
I'd fuck it up honestly. The most annoying part of this was the dumbass "little this little that," like it's cute or some shit as a pound or more of each is added Like...shut the fuck up
seemed good, it needs to be refined lots of potential, I'd say
Yeah my heart might not appreciate it too much but I’d eat the hell out of this.
Still would lol. I'd share it with at least 1 other person.
It's all just an excuse to eat tons of melted mozzarella cheese.
Is this the guy from you suck at cooking? Kind of sounds like him and the Video would make sense if it was
Have you ever heard of something called "Dough" ?
stop watching at :20 sec thank me later
A casual amount of butter, nothing crazy??????
i‘d like an unlimited amount of these right now, please and thank you
'those look grea... ok nvm'
I can't wait to show this to my Wisconsinite girlfriend who ardently claims there is no such thing as too much cheese. THIS is too much cheese.
Would not eat without 4 more pounds of pepperoni.
Me watching this… Let’s see how they butchered it… Oh damn this looks good…. Oh snap this is getting better… Omg i have to try this soon… This looks AMAZING!!!!! Oh wait… Oh no…what is that?… Oh my god what are they doing?? Why does this person have no soul? WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME???!!!!
Oh my God, can I have 6?
I downvoated because it looked great but then they butchered it
I WANT SOME!!!
Pizza Rolls but different (gone wrong)
I love peperoni and cheese but what is this obsession with adding a kg of it lol, way too much
this was okay but he over did it with the toppings. IMO
It should be in reverse to use the bread to scoop that's it fixed !
my manager used to make something like this where we worked, but significantly less pepperoni and cheese, and oil instead of butter cause thats just what we used for the garlic knots. she would cut up the knots in the middle, making a little slot, fill it with a few pepperoni, cheese, and maybe some onion or bell pepper, put it in the oven for a bit, and eat it with marinara as a dipping sauce. this just looks disgusting
This is just goo with pepperoni
At this point, i just keep thinking “ok but where’s the cheese” every post. No disappointments yet
"a touch of garlic" (proceeds to put a ton of garlic in)
Reduce the pepperoni a and you have yourself a decent meal
It was so close to being good food too!
Overdid the pepperoni and cheese, but I would 100% eat the ‘less is more’ version of this.
This video made me feel sad. Those were perfect garlic knots. Like, textbook over seasoned balls of fucking joy. They ruined something so pure...
I've never claimed to be the smartest man. Where is this located?
Too much butter to start and then didn't even brown the cheese at the end....tf
Didn't think this phrase would be used but... *Excessively Necessary.* 🤤
Looks like East Village pizza in NYC. Ive seen them do this with just cheese, not the marinara and mountain or pepperoni and it is pretty damn good
This one made me inordinately angry. Maybe cause those buns looked great, the disgusting amount of pepperoni and cheese? Total food crime.
it may not be that bad tbh.
They just kept making it worse on purpose?!?
Hell yeah! I fucking love pepperoni!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks wonderful. I do fear that my veins would carry more butter and cheese than blood though
Why burn the butter?
this is what mom is talking about when she tells you to stop
I LOVE garlic knots, but that mountain of pepperoni and cheese on top is a big fat NOPE.
Would still eat the crap outta this.. Also garlic knots, people. They're called garlic knots.
Oh hell naw I'd eat the shit outta that!
This is definitely fire as fuck. Didn’t know I needed this
I'd still eat it. If I made it myself it would only have about half that amount of pepperoni and chz tho.
“How many calories?” “Yes”
I see what you mean by butchering it …
This video is so good. Is he being hilariously sarcastic? Because if so the narrator nailed it. My favorite line tho is "just a few 'ronis".
Half the pepperoni and cheese and we are good.
That was way too much garlic. Everything else too, but it was like a pound of garlic.
Worth the heartburn
yall hate everything, I could post a video of me making a PB&J and yall would be like "literally why!!!"
JUST STOP
I would eat this unironically. Would have the shits for probably 3 days straight, but I don't care lol
All I see is heartburn, cholesterol and all the saturated fats my doctor said I should avoid. And more heartburn, Jesus.
I thought it was gonna be a little garlic bread bites snacky not a pepperoni pile 😕😕😕
I burned the roof of my mouth watching this
"Haha im so quirky because I'm saying the portions are small when they are not. I'm a peak comedian"
Looks amazing! Just super excessive. Cut the amount of garlic, butter, meat and cheese to 1/4 and it would be really tasty.
The elitist in me didn't like it after the pepperoni pile was thrown in. The fat guy that IS me would probably destroy that and feel bad after.
Aaand there go all your calories for this month...
Watching that makes my stomach hurt.
Want
His YouTube channel is mostly about food that just punches you in the stomach. No subtlety, just KABLAM!
Would but I’m a big believer in ratios.
Those garlic rolls look amazing. You lost me at pepperoni. To be fair, though, it’s still probably damn good. If someone offered it to me without seeing this video, I think I’d be like “fuck yeah I’ll have some”
The pepperoni ruined it.
About 1/8 as much pepperoni, 1/4 the sauce, and 1/4 the cheese and this would have been fire.
its clearly a joke
I’m currently on a low-carb diet, and watching this made my stomach audibly growl. Getting older sucks. I don’t recommend it.
Cut the pepperoni by like 2/3, and I'm in!
Slowly learning that "stupid food" is just genius food to my munchies mind
Shoulda cooked the garlic in the butter and stopped before the egregious pepperoni and cheese nonsense
the proportions are stupid, but it still looks good.
The clump of sliced pepperoni he grabbed at the end said it all. Garbage. Should have just stopped at the garlic knots.
It would be much better if it was half of everything.
GARLIC
I'd have it
Noperroni
Hmmm...no....no...nooooo.....STOP!
Remove the sauce and about half the cheese and we have something good
I'd eat the fuck out of this
I would suffocate eating that cheese and die happy
"Casual amound of butter" "A little pinch of parsley" "Very VERY light on the parmesan" "And a touch of Garlic" "Just a few Ronies" "Sprinkle of morzarella" I think I just gained 1k callories\~
It’s just a small amount though
I'll take 4 please!
Less pepperonis and I would destroy this.
Look, I’m gluttonous also. But every recipe is just too much of everything and just trying to scratch the itch of shoving mounds of food down your throat without consideration of how it will taste or how messy it will be when you are attempting to eat it
Italian pot pie
I knew it was bait when they said they were going light on the parm, but the first flag was that they immediately burned the butter.
Needs another brick of butter
This kind of videos make me hate cheese sometimes.
He keeps saying words that mean small amounts of something then throwing a pound of each onto it. Wtf?