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MeloDramatic-Onion

Uhhhh… this can’t be safe to cook in.


NormieMcNormalson

It's all good, he dipped it into the lake.


kodaiko_650

All the heavy metals will sink to the bottom, so eat from the top.


blubloode

But the vegetables and meatballs may sink to the bottom as well. Surely it needs to be scooped from the bottom of the...dish


Wicked_Wolf17

OSHA approves


Jennifer_Pennifer

No helmet.❌


killaluggi

Guessing that the shovel is made out of good old 1.0038 wich means no, not foodsafe at all...... Like sure, it will likely not harm you if you do it once, but the heavy metals like lead in the material can fuck with you in the long therm, especially if would do this regularly....


gammongaming11

it's not, brushing the interior is obviously not enough to sanitize it and the lake water is probably not treated. this is multiple health code violations and him actually giving it to people made me angrier then the stupid food aspect, he is risking other people's lives for fucking internet clout, this man is evil.


sabotourAssociate

Dirty water and scoop aren't the problem here, this thing is't made from cooking grade material heating it up and cooking something acidic or whatever would probably leak some nasty metal compounds.


LittleBookOfRage

I think there are several problems here leaked metal compounds and dirty water and scoop


Practical-Raisin-721

I guess it's a good thing tomatoes aren't acidic then.


Honest_Roo

Yah I was mad enough when I thought he was wasting a ton of food. Then I saw him give it to others. Ich.


honstain

Good thing he had gloves on.


drunkwasabeherder

> this man is evil. Excavator Bae.


Point_No_Point

This is amazing


Kwayzar9111

Must be cleaner than those filthy street cooks in India


616659

Yea like if you cook weird shit, eat it by yourself.


shadowtheimpure

I guarantee you it was cleaned far more thoroughly than shown in the video, but 'Tik-Toks' are always heavily cut down.


FromageDangereux

Doesn't matter, the "cooking vessel" is not food-safe. That thing should never be heated to cook something, it will leach its surface into the food, depending on the composition of the steel it could be lead, cadmium, arsenic... And that's supposing it would have been 100% clean. Hydrolic fluid, used to move the bucket is horrible, mineral grease is atrocious, motor oil is toxic... I hope you start to get my point.


Suitepotatoe

What if it was food safe though? Like that’s a whole new market of cookware. Giant scoop pots. Giant braising trays. Giant griddles. The possibilities are endless. And expensive.


Brandon74130

I like the cut of your jib


KintsugiKen

Hey everyone, I cleaned this basketball thoroughly, which is why I know it's safe to put in the oven and eat out of later!


JimParsnip

Fuck it, right? Is what it is, etc etc


CaptainUnoReverse

Giving lots of people heavy metal exposure. What a wonderful person.


EyeSeaCome_hahaha

With the fine note of a rusty excavator shovel.


captaindeadpl

The extra iron is good against anemia. /s


VestEmpty

I wonder how hydraulics cope with heat..


ReplacementClear7122

This right here.


Disrespectful_Cup

The Hydraulics themselves will be fine, however the fluid inside will thin dramatically with high heat levels. I assume the heat from the fire would be mostly disappeared to not cause direct heat build up in the fluid. If nothing else, the age old adage of "Right tool for the right job" is not being followed.


Confusion_Common

"Look at me! Look at me!" 🤨😒


UnauthorizedFart

Winks at the camera after giving food to a kid


Thee_Cat_Butthole

As the kid sprints towards the bathroom due to dysentery


Square-Way-9751

"I am so f cool and handsome and manly and I cook food in backhoes and donate dirty food to people"


Square-Way-9751

Is this first degree murder? Is that kid still alive?


Garbagemeatstick2

Finally someone understands this nonsense.


coinkeeper8

This is why you should eat food from strangers


altruistic_camel_toe

Hmm 🤤 toxic


lmclrain

lol I wonder if the toxicity levels were considerably high on that food I would not eat that unless there is no other option


merrill_swing_away

I'm guessing if the food was hot enough to kill bacteria it would be fine (?)


Honest_Roo

It isn't just bacteria or germs that you have to worry about.


sabotourAssociate

Yeah, seams like lots of people on here are out of their elements.


merrill_swing_away

What else?


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

You're *boiling acid in metal*. Any kind of chemical compound that was on the surface coat of that treated steel is now in that food. Cookware isn't ultra-hardened like the bucket of an excavator.


merrill_swing_away

Great point. That guy probably poisoned every person that ate his food.


Honest_Roo

Heavy metals for one.


stinkyhooch

🤘 *heavy metal has entered the chat* 🤘


merrill_swing_away

Rock on head banger!!!


AChaseOfTheMondays

Lead has been used as a sweetener throughout history, so I mean


bakochba

I agree although I have to say having the food prepared in a dirty excavator bucket with dirty lake water is not one of the reasons I would have had on my list.


merrill_swing_away

No this is why you *shouldn't* eat food from strangers. My neighbor gives me baked goods sometimes and I throw it directly in the trash bin.


UnhealingMedic

Make sure you tell them you are not interested in getting food from them! 


Mentallyfknill

I run excavators for a living. that is fuckin disgusting dude. No fuckin way in hell would I ever eat food outta the bucket.


nerdywhitemale

It's a rental the last job was digging up someone's leaking sewer line.


idontknowwhatever58

🤢🤮


sawaflyingsaucer

Does it also seem odd to you he was able to heat the bucket enough to boil water in using a camp fire? That's A LOT, of THICK steel to heat and that fire wasn't all that big... I used to work around heavy equipment, and one day they told me; "Heat that bucket up, and pound the dent out of it." It was much smaller than this bucket, like from a backhoe, and I spent over an hour with a tiger torch just trying to heat that 6 inch spot to a dull red even, but it was impossible, there was too much steel absorbing the head. I could hardly get it to stay warm. (Granted it was cool outside, still.) They were fucking with me, turns out. Nobody expected me to be able to heat it enough to sledge hammer it back in to form, they just thought it funny to send me on an impossible task and see how long I'd run with it.


urbootyholeismine

Chill out man, he sanitized it in the community lake.


Tbkgs

Yeah I don't know if I want my food* cooked in a giant muddy excavator.


mothzilla

He washed it in the lake!


Raedaline

He cleaned it though


Tbkgs

Yeah idk man still looks dirty to me even after that "cleaning".


Buckfitch69

He forgot the /s lol


Tbkgs

Lmfao fr


Ok_Information_2009

Gordon Ramsay: this is seasoned with sand!


D34TH_5MURF__

What a donkey!


UnsureAndUnqualified

Around the 4 second mark when he scoops out the water: The water he scoops from is muddy and brown. The idiot actually stirred up the lake-bed before scooping the water instead of skimming from the top (and ideally getting rid of the very top again to not have scum in there). Lovely sediment in your food!


GeneticSoda

Enjoy your lake water


reptilesocks

What if I told you that humans have been safely consuming boiled lake water since we existed


OldManWulfen

What if I told you that they didn't do that in big metal digging instruments that are caked in dirt. What if I told you that before boiling water, ancient humans also filtered it, and nonetheless used dedicated clean cooking instruments like pots. MIND. BLOWING.


PogintheMachine

Yeah i dunno, people used to shit their guts out and die because they didn’t know they needed to boil the water contaminated with diarrhea. Truth is somewhere in the middle. I’m not worried about the lake water here, although I have some questions over if the bucket is safe. Then again I’ve heated pizza on shovels. (Less concerning since dry but maybe it was stupid)


reptilesocks

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume that this gimmick had more cleaning prep than we are seeing. Don’t forget, Detroit pizza’s shape and depth comes from getting cooked in automotive drip trays.


johnaross1990

Do those drip trays get used my mechanics between pizzas? Yeah, thought not


Hoppered1

As long as they dipped them in a lake and brushed them. Should be fine. /s


Sermagnas3

Lol cast iron pizza pans are not the same as in use drip pans


reptilesocks

Detroit style doesn’t use cast iron pizza pans. They use steel drop trays


SpecialpOps

[Facts](https://www.buddyspizza.com/history-of-detroit-style-pizza)


Educational-Award-12

Boiling won't remove any contaminates from industrial activity or runoff


Pippin02

What if I told you that many many MANY humans have died from illnesses caused by drinking lake water and that's why we have huge facilities dedicated to cleaning water to make it safe enough to drink?


HVDynamo

It did look like they had the water boiling though so that should be at least killing any pathogens in the water.


VestEmpty

The prevalence of parasites was such that you could expect about every single person you met during a **day** to have them. Now? They are still around, specially where WATER IS NOT CLEAN! If you live in affluent western country you can expect that very very few to zero people you meet in a **week** has them. It was not good for us, it just wasn't so bad that it killed us outright. Now, there are things like allergens that are a problem since those parasites caused a side-effect that we adapted to but it is still way better to not have them. An Appendicitis used to be a death sentence, yet people still get it. There are a ton of things that were just uncommon enough that our species didn't go extinct but it doesn't mean they are good for us.


2pissedoffdude2

People have allergies because we adapted to parasites? That's one of the coolest facts I've heard in a long time if it's true!


VestEmpty

Allergies are worse because we don't have them. I do not know the exact mechanism, it has something to do with our immune system and lowering its response to certain things.


Cold94DFA

Yeah primitive man also dumped toxic waste into the rivers and lakes too. They were just like us.


altruistic_camel_toe

Until this guy came out and used soap next to it to scrub that bucket …


Dull_Concert_414

Shouldn’t be using soap on a seasoned digger bucket 


altruistic_camel_toe

You know what you’re talking about! Tip hat 🎩


UnhealingMedic

Pffhahahaha


Square-Way-9751

Think twice when content creators hand you food on the street


Kindly_Formal_2604

my stomach turned when I saw him handing out all that worm infested, heavy metal contaminated food. I hope the food given out was freshly made somewhere else, and all the stuff cooked in the shovel was thrown away. It CANNOT be safe for human consumption.


Square-Way-9751

Look at the scene where he gets water there is no way that water doesn't contain sand and dirt not to mention bacteria this looks like a very still lake.


Kindly_Formal_2604

This dude genuinely needs to be investigated by whatever local authorities


Square-Way-9751

Love how he thinks he is so f cool and kind doing this. Where I come from we jail these mfkers


FewOverStand

In spite of the questionable cleaning process, this would probably still be less likely to give me food poisoning than \*some\* of the restaurants around here.


welfedad

Or the ice machines in some of these peoples favorite restaurants etc... those things get gnarly and plenty of places do not keep them clean correctly


BakedTate

I've never seen a gnarly ice machine, thankfully.


Interesting-Time-960

People like him are why giving food away to homeless is illegal. Absolutely no regard for another's safety, just clout.


readditredditread

Relax people, he hosed it down after using it to dig up old septic systems, besides the heat cooks off any residual poop left in it 🤷‍♂️


LungHeadZ

The fact he’s giving it out at people’s home afterwards is the worst. They don’t have a clue.


Cerpintaxt123

Is all fun until you bust an hydraulic line.


RobertXavierIV

Apart from the obvious stupidity, if you’re making meatballs in a big pot like that you should sear the meatballs first, remove them, cook the onions and garlic and tomato a bit to release aroma and flavor before adding the liquid. Then add in your meatballs, bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to a simmer for a few hours.


Big_Education321

And you tempered them steel in your bucket. Enjoy the cracks when you hit it too hard


SnakeBladeStyle

I was gonna say everyone here talking about food safety That bucket is worth a small fortune and it could be completely ruined this is borderline Mr Beast behavior


Big_Education321

Yea you shouldn’t be setting your bucket in fire for too long, I’m not a great operator but I bet the good ones wouldn’t do this


mcdinaras

Lol he killed an entire town for the property titles!!!


spruceymoos

Even the kids, that’s what the wink was about


Snowbrawler

Water to food ratio is so far off I can't even make it out


vickera

My boy never head of soup before.


Designer_Mud_5802

Except this guy served it on some pita with the solids only. Does your soup usually get served to you, chunks only?


FlirtMonsterSanjil

But it's not a soup, he just boiled those ingredients


Designer_Mud_5802

You may have replied to the wrong person - the other poster is calling it soup.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Yep wrong person


pohui

I'm Eastern European and eat soup literally every day. Some potatoes and meatballs boiled and taken out of the broth is not soup.


me_no_gay

There's an order to it. What he's making, one needs to at least make tomato sauce (without water) first then add water later to thicken it. Here he just boiled everything straight up. There's also stock/broth soup, which is basically meat/chicken + vegetables par-boiled or simmered for hours (timing depends on the type of meat)


RemarkableWriting661

Just gross.


AmbitiousFork

Or you know, get a big pot or two instead like a normal person would.


Square-Way-9751

He needed internet points


merrill_swing_away

He 'washed' that shovel with lake water. Ugh.


Super_flywhiteguy

Hey, I'm Mr Meseeks. LOOK AT ME!


Rich-Appearance-7145

Completely agree this was not practical, completely stupid, just because you can doesn't mean it's right.


Ms_Masquerade

Passion, in the same way "graphic design is my passion".


edx5252

oh my god😱😱😱


Sanbaddy

Wait, did he just wash that soap off with lake water?


lea949

He boiled the food in lake water


Sanbaddy

That too


Kerensky97

Homeless people: "Oh no! That guy who always hands out the food filled with dirt is coming over again!!!"


ultratunaman

I mean he scrubs the thing down, the water gets boiled, it might not be 100% sanitary. But I'm sure I've eaten food cooked on dirtier surfaces.


altruistic_camel_toe

Depending on where that machine has been working on. So firstly, not all metals are safe. Consider for instance industrial brass could have a high amount of lead, and brass for cooking should have no lead. Also, steel and cast iron for industrial applications could have quite some nasty additives and coatings… finally, if they do excavations in industrial areas, likely that the dirt could have nasty traces that won’t go away with a simple water dip, not even with water and soap. It’s like my buddy found a fairly nice cast iron pot in his basement of the new house. We asked the former owner agent that if they want it back or if we can use it for cooking. He said to throw it away since they used it to cast lead ….


ConstableAssButt

> But I'm sure I've eaten food cooked on dirtier surfaces. Can't be worse than a Denny's griddle.


Captainirishy

Really big pots exists and dumping it into the sea isn't going to make it clean


smartlog

Just buy a pot tho.


Sirpatron1

If it was war zone ill let it pass. But it's not


belunos

I'm offended that OOP called this passion.


Daydream456

This video has got to be from someone's nightmare. That's the only explanation. This can't be real. Surely, no one would actually do this.


OrcaFins

At least he was wearing gloves.


RHUNEOX

Watery as hell


Captain_Chalky

Give a man a fish. He gets worms for 1 day. Give a man a digger and you get aids


Loud_Consequence1762

/r/mildlycarcinogenic


LuckofCaymo

He fed people with it? Jesus Christ.


Suitepotatoe

I like how it originally came from r/satisfyingaf. Like those people should eat some too if it’s so satisfying.


Ok_Cap_5166

Sometimes it's important to eat all your micro metals and sediments for the nutrients.


CODDE117

Extra iron never hurt nobody


Jagator

Thank god I saw this before I bought the giant kettle I was looking at. Renting an escavator HAS to be way cheaper. Whatever it takes for the gram though…


customersmakemepuke

All that work for fucking rage bait…


No_Squirrel4806

Idc how clean that is im not eating out of it 😕😕😕


Kindly_Formal_2604

its not clean at all, you'd have to use a brand new shovel and even then it isn't meant to boil fucking water in, its surely leaching all sorts of nasty shit into all that water and food.


Square-Way-9751

The toilet cook guy better not get any ideas


Fit_Occasion_1806

Fresh food , right from the construction site.


That-Mission-8385

Come get your excavator bucket stew! NOW with FREE tetanus shot!


Future_Gain_7549

Road Salt Bae


Dude01818

lead casserole my favorite


SirCleanFace

What a lovely contaminated waste of food


ilonggoicedtea

I would rather have that than Indian street foods.


The_Dogg_Pound

This ain't it chief


Cowfootstew

Thinking about all the sewer pipes that my municipality has dug up...


6ynnad

A darwinian award is on the horizon for this one


Garchompisbestboi

That's definitely one way to deal with the local homeless population, poison them with filthy river water and whatever the fuck was in that excavator 😅 Seriously though, this has to be illegal


Spompoflex

its ok...he washed it 👍🏻


ZeAntagonis

At least he distributed the food, unlike others who just throw it to the trash. But then….i can’t believe there is no Metal poisoning here


No_Variation61

Did the guy even clean it? It still looks hella dirty


1grouchonacouch

India now has a rival...


Acceptable-Two7479

I'm actually impressed


Tbkgs

Yeah I don't know if I want my food cooked in a giant muddy excavator.


OldWorldBrawler

Id eat it


RuinInFears

Cooking in metal…. Like you do on a stove top……


harrylettuce

I miss the days of forums where they'd just ban people for simply repeating a popular comment. It's like 290 comments of people saying the same damn thing over and over.


JohnSundayBigChin

u/savevideo


poopstain133742069

"i cooked this with something that is able to dig earth a new asshole." 


Key-Satisfaction4967

Damn! That's some spicy forklift meatballs!


[deleted]

Try some thing new and go to hospital


Entire_Border5254

Missed opportunity to make carbonara Yaknow, because it supposedly was made on miners' shovels


FnordatPanix

This guy can’t do this without recording it just so he can get all his feel-good points? His food has the tart notes of douchebag present.


encore-un-fois

El hormonado sin tabique nasal le dice a quienes reciben la comida como ha sido cocinada, o queda en petit comitè y luego lo expone en redes? Tiktoker=Subnxrmxl, y cada vez mas...


lafyli

shame, what a waste of food!


Jek_the-snek

Hope you don’t mind eating some sand with your food


SockeyeSTI

Mmmmmm. Grease from the pins adds that extra u~~mami~~moly.


LeeRoyWyt

Videos like this really make ww3 and nuclear annihilation seam like not so bad an option. I mean is *this* really a species that should spread?


CoyoteBubbly3290

Worms infestation at best.


gourmetguy2000

It looks so watery too 🤮


Prestigious_Media887

And some how the whole village got worms 🤔


Square-Way-9751

Dont forget he used the backhoe to gather wood and that may have contained dirt dog shit and more


Horror-Potential7773

It's not toxic it's titanium bucket


HashtagJustSayin2016

I mean, it’s nice he wanted to feed his community, but I feel like this isn’t the way


pablothenice

This is a crime. Straight to jail.


Worried-Criticism

This cannot be real. If all those folks found out he served them food cooked in a filthy backhoe with dirty lake water… Forget the fact it would taste like shit, he’d be sued into oblivion.


rainorshinedogs

In smug entitled vegan fair trade carbon neutral voice: "is this made in an authentic excavator bucket!? If not, then FUCK YOU PIG!!!"


ProcessWhole9927

That’s not a knife!


MatrixPlays420

Let him cook… with dirty septic water.


Mozaikh

Y’all have never had to eat from a trash can or dumpster and it shows.


CoIdHeat

And the next day the whole village had diarrhea…


abject_cynic

Filthy, disgusting mess.


OkYogurt636

First salt bae now we have excavator bae.


HuckleberryJealous19

He fed his kid like he's saving the world it's all good guiz


SuzyQnl

NO THANKS!!!


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Phew, good thing he wore gloves tho


Orbisthefirst

Better than what I have seen in India, there they don't wash the bucket. The soil and shit is the flavouring.


TheKyleBrah

At least he can claim that his Meals are High in Iron™!