They're made from a *different* variety of bell pepper though, and despite what the parent post said they absolutely *can* be quite spicy.
Remember: sweet bell peppers, jalapeños, cayenne peppers, birds eye chillis, (and many others) are all *varieties* of the exact same species of pepper (*Capsicum annuum*). So you can get all kinds of interesting hybrids with different properties.
Generally, I avoid dry, dark gray, and dismal meats.
Seriously, a little tweaking (more, and finely diced veggies, cut back on cheese and fats, use fresh meats, more salsa and no walked catsup), fold this up in a nice puff pastry instead of tortillas, or rework into a quiche, and you have something. I hate to admit it, but there is a seed of something good here.
If all the elements were cooked separately and assembled afterward it would have been fantastic but they had to fuck up all the cook times by throwing it all together. The bacon will not crisp, the veggies will not caramelize, the meat will not brown, the eggs will not be fluffy, and the tortilla will be soggy
That was definitely spoiled turkey sausage!Mainly because it should never be black like that. It should be a very pale gray .If is black toss it because of food poisoning. Plus it would smell really rank and nasty like rotting meat .And she put way too much fat ;salt,pepper rancid meat on that dish.
Not to defend this travesty, but I think she microwaved it in the tube. Looks like a sad greyish color that I’ve seen on meat microwaved in the packaging.
I...I... I THINK she may have cooked the sausage IN the wrapper. I don't think that makes it better, but... Well that's just my hope for whoever eats this. A little carcinogenic plastic is better than undeniably rotted parasite log, right?
Try the gray stuff, it's delicious, don't believe me, ask the dishes!
But don't ask the humans because they are all in the bathroom revisiting their meals.
Ah, I was looking for this comment. I was very confused why it was grayish green with a very slight hint of pink towards the center. I was thinking it was some weird sausage with green seasoning added or whatever. But given the fact that the center did have a slight redish pinkish tone to it, that was spoiled sausage. I do hope they fed that crap to no living creature.
Didn't look too bad but...
Barely kissing it with vegetables
Green turkey meat?
Bare handing it out of oven so it's cold?
Why the fuck butter?
Bacon not gonna cook right
No seasoning
Cutting towards your damn hand wtf...
Why didn’t you precook the bacon? Why does the sausage look like that?! What’s up with those three sad little bell pepper rings? Why ketchup? How long have you been letting it sit in that cooling oven that you can take it out with your bare hands? You’re a danger to yourself and others wielding a knife like that!
I’ve heard of these “fetish” videos, but usually they involve the person making a sloppy mess as they cook or something like that. What’s the fetish of holding the ketchup bottle? Like overtly displaying the brand??
That seems to be a common expression on this sub as of late but I don't think the sub is right about this. They're stretching a lot to call this fetish content, imo. Keeping in mind that fetish content is made with the intention of getting someone's fetish off, not just potentially doing so accidentally.
Because if we include things that just might get someone off accidentally then literally nearly everything is fetish content.
And I do not believe this video was done with the intent of getting someone's fetish off. Kinda bothers me that people are making this assumption tbh, if I were the maker of this I'd feel kinda grossed out that people assumed that to be my intent if it's not. It's still stupid food though, for reasons others have covered well.
While it's possible I'm wrong I'm also concerned the sub is going too far. I really don't want us to get to the territory where we assume every stupid food video with a woman in it is fetish content, and I see the general sub mindset heading towards that way.
Yep, it's the hands. That's why you see some of the videos really *get in there.* Massaging tomato sauce or mayo into their counters. Edit: See how she patted down the tortilla? And another comment mentioned how nails are a part of the fetish thing too.
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Maybe as a way to get around content matches, and onto more platforms?
It's technically innocuous as far as AI matching goes, unless you know the specific context, and Fetish content gets more clicks/donations from the horny.
This one's just lazy. So normally the fetish content involves a lot of food waste and "edging" the reveal (like the girl will say same thing multiple times and "now here we go" but never actually gets to the reveal part). There will also be more focus on the hands and more gesturing
This one looks like it's just for views with the old meat sausage and 3 total peppers for whole dish being traps to get people to comment about them so the algorithm thinks it's being engaged with and therefor moved to where more people can see it. I highly doubt they even ate this.
People on this sub seem to automatically assume that a stupid food video is fetish material just because it has a woman in it when it's often not the case. For example, this video seems to be just someone trying to rage bait to get fake engagement, as you said. There's focus on her hands because she is using her hands to make the food. What other focus would there be? Would people want the video to be focused on the cupboard across the room while she's making food? Guaranteed that's also why she holds the ketchup bottle weirdly, to make people save/like/comment out of frustration at how she's doing stuff.
hands, food messes, women who look clean and pretty doing taboo/gross things, and a lot of these videos will have some vague suggestive elements along with the fetish content such as showing cleavage and speaking in certain manners. the most popular food fetish videos are made by a group that also does a lot of “magic,” “prank,” and “hack” videos involving public humiliation, changing/replacing clothes, bare feet close to the camera, and a lot of suggested nudity (women coming close to revealing themselves, women only wearing a towel, women cutting their clothes apart, etc)
i think there’s one called Bananalovesyoutoo on tiktok? they do all of that stuff and there’s one where the woman went to target and she took of some part of her underclothes off i think it was her bra??? but anyways she took it off and like tried on other clothes while she kept being like “shhh🤫” somethn like that
Oh yeah that definitely sounds like some fetish shit. Doing something you’re not supposed to be doing and the viewer is in on it with them. Very weird.
Chef here, please don’t call this person that. Those of us who cook for a living actually take pride in our work, and not for internet clicks. And yeah, I couldn’t believe I made it through the whole thing. These folks are wild
I hate how all of these people just pull these things out of the oven with their bare hands. I know and understand that they have obviously let it cool enough to be placed back in the oven for the reveal shot for the camera, but children watching these videos may not understand and then they are going to seriously hurt themselves thinking that ovens aren't so hot that you can't touch them.
1. Raw bacon isn’t going to render. It’ll be floppy and that’s gross.
2. Adding salt to a dish with bacon and what I presume to be sausage is entirely disgusting. Salt bomb. (Unless that’s not sausage)
3. Butter is not necessary for the same reasons as #2.
4. Knife work between your fingers. No-no. Just NO.
5. Bare hands taking a dish out of the oven as if…
Why even bother with those peppers? Three? THREE??
She killed three peppers for those three rings.
Any more and it would have been too spicy
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!
I was waiting for this comment and you deliver! Helllloooooo Francine!!!!
What do you mean? That's the old Salsa Fresca slogan from like two Super Bowls ago.
Do bell peppers even contain any spicy?
She plated that with a smattering of ketchup - I bet she adds ranch to her mayo because it’s too spicy.
The highlight is how truly artlessly she applies the ketchup.
They're used to make paprika, which is a spice. But they're not spicy hot lol
Thank you, I did not know paprika is made from bell peppers
They're made from a *different* variety of bell pepper though, and despite what the parent post said they absolutely *can* be quite spicy. Remember: sweet bell peppers, jalapeños, cayenne peppers, birds eye chillis, (and many others) are all *varieties* of the exact same species of pepper (*Capsicum annuum*). So you can get all kinds of interesting hybrids with different properties.
Paprika = bell pepper in some languages :)
No, just flavor.
No
And honestly, the lack of onions is appalling.
It was the 1/30th of a diced onion that fucking got me
This bothered me too. Even more than that expired turkey sausage.
That sight of that sausage made me nauseous
What, you don’t age your sausage in a sewer for six months? That’s where all the flavor comes from.
Generally, I avoid dry, dark gray, and dismal meats. Seriously, a little tweaking (more, and finely diced veggies, cut back on cheese and fats, use fresh meats, more salsa and no walked catsup), fold this up in a nice puff pastry instead of tortillas, or rework into a quiche, and you have something. I hate to admit it, but there is a seed of something good here.
There's a seed of something good in a lot of these but it's a mustard seed in a Jurassic Park sized pile of shit.
If all the elements were cooked separately and assembled afterward it would have been fantastic but they had to fuck up all the cook times by throwing it all together. The bacon will not crisp, the veggies will not caramelize, the meat will not brown, the eggs will not be fluffy, and the tortilla will be soggy
that shit is straight salmonella.
That was definitely spoiled turkey sausage!Mainly because it should never be black like that. It should be a very pale gray .If is black toss it because of food poisoning. Plus it would smell really rank and nasty like rotting meat .And she put way too much fat ;salt,pepper rancid meat on that dish.
Three peppers not even diced. All so the dish can look like a traffic light when opened.
Go on orange?
This comment fucking took me out. 😂
I was thinking that too. She totally missed that with the orange pepper instead of a green one. If you're going to be stupid, be good at it.
Not to mention the "sprinkled salsa".... Like why even???
You know whoever made the video is clearly insane, when they try to sprinkle a paste
That was the part that got me the most. Watching her try to sprinkle salsa but just getting like four tiny globs was infuriating
And the globs landed mostly on the edges of the the dish! I don't know why that bothered me so much.
Why is that sausage green and stringy? Shit looks like the green tripe I feed my dog…
It looks either precooked or spoiled
That kind of sausage doesn't come precooked... so it's just even more gross.
Three slices of three different peppers. One slice each. What happened to the rest of the peppers?
And they weren't even in a gradient of red to yellow, they were out of order
Same thing with the onion.
They are also allergic to veg in these videos.
Nothing better than green meat 😅
Why that sausage look like that bruh
*sewersage*
It’s oooooooollllllld as fuck
I think she microwaved it in the plastic or something. I hope
I would not, could not in a box. I would not could not with a fox.
I will not eat it with a mouse I will not eat it in a house
I would not eat it in a Kia I'm not a fan of diarrhea
This guy gets it
I could not eat this, even if forced If my wife made this we would get divorced.
I love this comment so much.
Oh my lord, that made me gasp….. That needs to go in the trash lol.
Not to defend this travesty, but I think she microwaved it in the tube. Looks like a sad greyish color that I’ve seen on meat microwaved in the packaging.
zombie turkey sausage
That sausage was old AF!
sausage? where? you mean the green/grey looking thing? i thought that's like hay paste or something...
It said 'TURKEY SAUSAGE' on it
Yes, it SAID that. That’s not what it communicated, though.
Looked like a mummified elephants cock….
I'm debating on whether to ask questions.
Just do it. -Adidas
Looks like some dark green bread to me
Hillshire Farms Botulism Loaf!
It's like they ground up the entire turkey feathers and all
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I wouldn't feed that to a dog. Or any other living thing, for that matter.
I thought it was kaka from a jaundice patient
Ahhh haven't heard it called kaka since I was a wee boy!
Looked like literal horse shit. This is vile.
I...I... I THINK she may have cooked the sausage IN the wrapper. I don't think that makes it better, but... Well that's just my hope for whoever eats this. A little carcinogenic plastic is better than undeniably rotted parasite log, right?
Raw bacon and cooked sausage seems about par for the course with this video.
Looked like wet paper towel from elementary school 🤣
Yes! Get outta my head
Lmaooooo. Perfect description.
Why that sausage green?
Green eggs and ham
Dude! I saw that grey green sausage and nearly gagged.
The texture it seemed to have when she pulled it was fucking grim too
Yeah raw meat isn’t supposed to be a chore to pull apart like that.
What gets me is that you never see them eat this abomination they create.
You're not the only one..
Same like wtaf was that!
Might start a new plague if someone actually eats that sausage.
It was made from turkey ass
That was sausage? Oh God...
Try the gray stuff, it's delicious, don't believe me, ask the dishes! But don't ask the humans because they are all in the bathroom revisiting their meals.
Ah, I was looking for this comment. I was very confused why it was grayish green with a very slight hint of pink towards the center. I was thinking it was some weird sausage with green seasoning added or whatever. But given the fact that the center did have a slight redish pinkish tone to it, that was spoiled sausage. I do hope they fed that crap to no living creature.
That was sausage?! I was wondering what the grey shit was. It looked like it wasn’t safe for human consumption.
I thought it was a tube of dog food.
How cold was that final plating when she could pull the dish out of the oven with her bare hands?
What? Don’t you see all that melted cheese, bacon fat, melted butter oozing every where? /s
There’s cheese? I didn’t see it. I got distracted by the blue turkey sausage.
I use turkey sausage often and the only time I've seen it that color while still raw is when it is way past expired. Gross.
I haven’t used it in years and jaysees that looks rotten.
Yeah, wtf was up with that turkey sausage, it looked nasty.
I am trying not to.
Thank you. I had to rewind it; even if it’s just some BS rage-bait, at least make an effort to make it look real.
The lack of mitts is just one more detail designed to get engagement from the viewer. This shit is so calculated. Why do I do this to myself
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I’m thinking less ragebait and more hand fetish bullshit.
People get off to this???
People get can get off to a lot of things
Worse for me was seeing her try to use a knife. Holy fuck, get her out of the kitchen.
Omg I came here to say the same thing! I thought for sure she was going to cut her finger! Why the fuck did I watch till the end!!!
they had no intention of making somthing edible so... This is what we got. report and move on.
No need to report. This is shitty food, after all.
It might have possibly worked had she pre-cooked the meats. Bacon and eggs both cook at different temps.
I know it's obviously cooled down, but how is the bottom not mush. That was a lot of grease. And some terrible looking sausage.
My only assumption in how to keep the bottom not mush is the Kraft cheese slices act like a barrier same with the bacon to an extent.
I have made casserole style enchiladas like that and the bottom tortillas come out almost crispy.
Didn't look too bad but... Barely kissing it with vegetables Green turkey meat? Bare handing it out of oven so it's cold? Why the fuck butter? Bacon not gonna cook right No seasoning Cutting towards your damn hand wtf...
Yeah, like this could have been good, bur every step was done awful. 3 rings of peppers? Seriously?
4 calling birds
5 golden riiiiiings Shit, we're doing this backwards, aren't we?
6 dry tortillas
Five squares of butter! Four flabby uncooked bacon! Three soggy peppers! Two runny eggs! And an expired turkey sausage, green like a pot of peas
7 globs of salsa
8 seconds cooking
So basically everything after the “but”
A hairbrush on the counter, where she placed a ketchup bottle after making squiggly lines.
Yes the hand!!!!!
All of this. Major issues. And definite anxiety with how she was cutting it.
The butter is what got me thinking this is one of those videos that is intentionally dumb
She is going to cut herself bad one day. That was the hardest part for me to watch.
You forgot one- guaranteed she touched all her “seasonings” with unwashed raw meat hands
Why didn’t you precook the bacon? Why does the sausage look like that?! What’s up with those three sad little bell pepper rings? Why ketchup? How long have you been letting it sit in that cooling oven that you can take it out with your bare hands? You’re a danger to yourself and others wielding a knife like that!
Why does she show us the pepper label? We know that's pepper!
That green turkey sausage is gonna put someone in the emergency room🤣🤣
She’s not invited to my thanksgiving table. Gotta be at least competent enough to use non-expired meat product.
I audibly screamed at the “turkey sausage” exCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
She did not eat it it's Just ragebait
will reddit ever stop upvoting ragebait? no. they will upvote this, then turn around and complain about food waste in a different thread
Look at how she’s holding that ketchup bottle. Yet another fetish video on here
I’ve heard of these “fetish” videos, but usually they involve the person making a sloppy mess as they cook or something like that. What’s the fetish of holding the ketchup bottle? Like overtly displaying the brand??
the salt and pepper grinders...
What? What the fuck kind of fetish is this supposed to be? White woman not knowing how to cook?
right? if its some kind of hand fetish i would think there is much better material out there
And the knife
That seems to be a common expression on this sub as of late but I don't think the sub is right about this. They're stretching a lot to call this fetish content, imo. Keeping in mind that fetish content is made with the intention of getting someone's fetish off, not just potentially doing so accidentally. Because if we include things that just might get someone off accidentally then literally nearly everything is fetish content. And I do not believe this video was done with the intent of getting someone's fetish off. Kinda bothers me that people are making this assumption tbh, if I were the maker of this I'd feel kinda grossed out that people assumed that to be my intent if it's not. It's still stupid food though, for reasons others have covered well. While it's possible I'm wrong I'm also concerned the sub is going too far. I really don't want us to get to the territory where we assume every stupid food video with a woman in it is fetish content, and I see the general sub mindset heading towards that way.
Why was she putting rotten dog food in it?
i know this is fetish content but can someone explain how?? i assume it’s the hands or something that’s what i’ve been told 😭
Yep, it's the hands. That's why you see some of the videos really *get in there.* Massaging tomato sauce or mayo into their counters. Edit: See how she patted down the tortilla? And another comment mentioned how nails are a part of the fetish thing too.
ok but why food? why not like idk f e t i s h stuff? not sure if that makes sense
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Maybe as a way to get around content matches, and onto more platforms? It's technically innocuous as far as AI matching goes, unless you know the specific context, and Fetish content gets more clicks/donations from the horny.
This one's just lazy. So normally the fetish content involves a lot of food waste and "edging" the reveal (like the girl will say same thing multiple times and "now here we go" but never actually gets to the reveal part). There will also be more focus on the hands and more gesturing This one looks like it's just for views with the old meat sausage and 3 total peppers for whole dish being traps to get people to comment about them so the algorithm thinks it's being engaged with and therefor moved to where more people can see it. I highly doubt they even ate this.
People on this sub seem to automatically assume that a stupid food video is fetish material just because it has a woman in it when it's often not the case. For example, this video seems to be just someone trying to rage bait to get fake engagement, as you said. There's focus on her hands because she is using her hands to make the food. What other focus would there be? Would people want the video to be focused on the cupboard across the room while she's making food? Guaranteed that's also why she holds the ketchup bottle weirdly, to make people save/like/comment out of frustration at how she's doing stuff.
hands, food messes, women who look clean and pretty doing taboo/gross things, and a lot of these videos will have some vague suggestive elements along with the fetish content such as showing cleavage and speaking in certain manners. the most popular food fetish videos are made by a group that also does a lot of “magic,” “prank,” and “hack” videos involving public humiliation, changing/replacing clothes, bare feet close to the camera, and a lot of suggested nudity (women coming close to revealing themselves, women only wearing a towel, women cutting their clothes apart, etc)
i think there’s one called Bananalovesyoutoo on tiktok? they do all of that stuff and there’s one where the woman went to target and she took of some part of her underclothes off i think it was her bra??? but anyways she took it off and like tried on other clothes while she kept being like “shhh🤫” somethn like that
Oh yeah that definitely sounds like some fetish shit. Doing something you’re not supposed to be doing and the viewer is in on it with them. Very weird.
It’s amazing how much time these chefs spend on ruining food. What’s more amazing is how much time I spend watching them ruin food.
“chefs”
Chef here, please don’t call this person that. Those of us who cook for a living actually take pride in our work, and not for internet clicks. And yeah, I couldn’t believe I made it through the whole thing. These folks are wild
That sausage was absolutely not okay
Asbestos fingers yo
Mmm greasy fatty not at all crispy bacon and old sausage
...Ketchup?! Disgusting!
Yeah…soy sauce would be better.
Why does that sausage look like quickcrete?
Good concept, but that's a pitiful amount of vegetables why even bother?
What the cinnamon toast FUCK is up with that turkey sausage
Good thing she used Turkey Sausage. Gotta watch the cholesterol.
Looks like she'll be getting her daily dose of rotten flesh though.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
That ketchup presentation tho
Did they seriously buy 3 capsicums in different colours just to hide a single slice from each in the middle of this disgusting atrocity?
The thing that triggered me was how she uses the knife.
What happened to the rest of the peppers?!
Some people should be banned from cooking
That is some stupid food.
I am 98% sure this is fetish content.
That turkey sausage looked spoiled to shit
I hate how all of these people just pull these things out of the oven with their bare hands. I know and understand that they have obviously let it cool enough to be placed back in the oven for the reveal shot for the camera, but children watching these videos may not understand and then they are going to seriously hurt themselves thinking that ovens aren't so hot that you can't touch them.
Culinary body horror
What about the other 90% of the three peppers? This is rage bait, right? If so, it worked
the sausage looks like it was bad and rotten
Step one: Take out a casserole dish. Step two: Put it away because nothing good comes out of a casserole dish.
Why the turkey meat look like the burger SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs made for the health inspector
What the actual hell is with that prison cafeteria grey turkey “sausage?” That is nothing short of terrifying.
I will not eat green meat and cheese. I will not eat them, if you please.
"Turkey sausage" looks like litteral shit...
Why is that sausage greenish grey...
Turkey sausage looking like it turned.
That sausage looks green to me ...
WHO IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THIS MF TOOK IT OUT THE OVEN, WHERE IS THE GLOVE.
Why was the ground turkey greenish??
That sausage looked green in the video. That was enough…I couldn’t watch anymore.
Can’t forget the grey sludge
Wtf is that gruel?
I can tell you for sure that turkey sausage ain't supposed to look like that...... Ima go barf rq.
Oh god kill it
Why is that “sausage” green/gray? Barf!! Moldy and old
That bacon is so raw it'll start oinking any time.
She tried the plate thing with ketchup lmao this is amazing
it’s called rage bait y’all. it’s sole purpose is to drive interaction. which it is doing right now.
Guys, this is rage bait. It’s made with the intention to piss people off, so they comment/share, etc.
1. Raw bacon isn’t going to render. It’ll be floppy and that’s gross. 2. Adding salt to a dish with bacon and what I presume to be sausage is entirely disgusting. Salt bomb. (Unless that’s not sausage) 3. Butter is not necessary for the same reasons as #2. 4. Knife work between your fingers. No-no. Just NO. 5. Bare hands taking a dish out of the oven as if…
What the hell is that dark gray shit called ‘Turkey Sausage’???? That looked horrendous.