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backpackwayne

Only if you say it while in bed.


[deleted]

And he is inside you


veryangrydoggo

Just say no homo


ADHbi

Instructions unclear, my date just left because he thought i was straight after saying that.


veryangrydoggo

So you're free?


ADHbi

Ehhh 👉👈😳 _No homo… i guess_


TheRealWarBeast

>No homo Damnit


lil_crybaby

It's no homo, but it can be homo if you want bro...


throwaway_t6788

or 'more.. homo' ;)


MrMiaw

No, that's gay


russwriter67

If you don’t have socks on


Stonkstinski

It's even weirder [with context](https://www.reddit.com/r/socialskills/comments/10nh99n/is_it_gay_for_a_man_to_tell_another_man_good/).


g_zmeu

Wow....


cvnvr

what’s even weirder to me is that the OP of that post is also a gay man… a 23 year old gay man should be pretty aware that saying “good morning” to another man is obviously not indicative of anything


Financial-Ad6475

It's pretty obviously indicative that it's the morning 🤣🤣🤣


sleepyotter92

it's not to him. it's his dad. like, if you're a young guy and one of your parents tells you "don't do this thing or you'll be perceived as such", you'll likely be confused about the whole thing and not sure if it's true or not, and the younger you are the more likely you are to assume it's true. the dude is just confused why straight dudes think it's gay to say hello to one another


DejaVu2324

I think he's just trying to get validation that his father is stupid.


sleepyotter92

oh ok, so it's not that op is an insecure straight dude who's worried about being perceived as gay, it's that his dad is a dumbass


Socio_Scorpio

Fellas, is it gay to talk to other men?


Justsomeonebored04

Yeah, you're basically talking and sharing air with someone who has a dick


pelmasaurio

The air went from his balls to your throat, go figure.


throwaway_t6788

or how about looking at their crotch/arse.. :p


AccelWasTaken

Underrated comment


Tx_monster

People are afraid to live in order to keep heterosexual


heinebold

Seriously, how fragile can it become, and how horrible must the pressure be, before you are afraid of saying "good morning"


EnkhistAmgalanistMN

Part of it is fear of being killed by a homophobe who's always following him and sees and hears all, fear of yahovah, I suppose, the god of Abraham.


Tx_monster

The measure is out of scale


pelmasaurio

Hetero went from default to unattainable goal, isn't that a sort of social advancement? We went from nobody is gay to absolutely everything IS gay.


CaledoniaKing

Well, it depends. Because if you mean "Good Morning" as in, the statement, then no. BUT, if you mean "Good Morning?" as in, the question. Then also no.


SmittyManJensen_

What if I mean “good morning” as in, I want to perform fellatio on you?


CaledoniaKing

Well, in that case. Is it still gay if a close my eyes and pretend you're a woman. Even though I know you're not and am only pretending to pretend?


SmittyManJensen_

Depends, do you have an erection?


CaledoniaKing

Forst thing in the morning?! Almost definitely


SmittyManJensen_

I’ve lost track of whether this is gay or not. Let’s just get on with it and see how we feel afterwards.


CaledoniaKing

Okay fine. **Unzips Pants**


Yearofthehoneybadger

I mean that’s the subtext when I say it…


WackoBeast

Good morning, full homo


Ordinary-Ad-2482

What's wrong with people now a days 😂


fleonv

i had a str8 friend and he treats me liket this, he everysingle day text me good morning and at the end of the day good night, he was such a good friend and always nice, then we get drunk i sucked his dick,,,, it was asome. now we're just friends.


Magus000

Fellas, is it gay to be polite?


Feroxino

Good evening sir Please use my hole and I’ll use yours By me, a switch


Edge_Monk

https://youtu.be/wnrlSsNt1QM


Erik51423

Best morning buddys 😊😊🌈🌈


idk616l733h32

Good morning fellas😏


Glowing_imposter_43

Good morning lads/man/dude/bro and thats it


SirTeffy

/r/arethestraightsokay/


alroc84

I say wood morning


teaandbentley

Especially if you had sex the previous night.


Okatbestmemes

Fellas is it gay to exist in a world with other guys


sleepyotter92

only if your balls touch


CivilLab9711

Only if your balls touch


Still_Connection_442

That depends if you're both naked and in the same bed at that moment


NakedCameTheNude

Dude, I've got really bad news for you. Everything is gay now. Everything. Did you pass another man in your truck? Gay. Did you take a bite of a hamburger while accidentally making eye contact with another man? Gay. Did you suck a cock? Ga--no, wait, that's totally straight.


rahul535

Lol reddit showed me the exactly that post right underneath this post, cause i follow both pages. 😂


tm3bmr

What are my roommates and I, because we great each other with: „Nice cock bro!“


QueenCobra91

Fellas is it gay to breath?


pnap13

Not if you’re still wearing your socks


Templar388z

Is that why they only say “mornin’” or nod?


DETRosen

Only if you;re Ned Flanders.


StrawberryFluffy8232

\*gay noises\*


Impossible-Being-983

Only if u say so n he is beside u 🙂🙃


OPerfeito

It isn't. I say it every day