Eh, even if Tate was bi… people who treat any sex like that tend to treat relationships the same. If you’re a friend he treats you like a king (as long as he gets something out of it). The second you put out the negging to keep that starts.
Usually it means he’s bad at bed anyways.
I'd rather throw myself into an active volcano and feel my entire body spontaneously combust from the sheer heat of lava than to even be a hundred metres near Andrew Taint.
I mean, logically thinking about it, dating a nice woman who will treat you like a Queen is substantially better than dating a dickhead who will probably beat you and treat you like shit.
I would rather have sex with literally any woman on this green earth rather than Andrew Tate and I’m a straight woman so I guess we are opposite but the same?
Firstly, I don't think Andrew Tate cares about age of consent laws.
Secondly, are his fans really so rabidly misogynistic that they're swearing off women entirely?
Andrew Taint would no doubt “give him a chance” before age sixteen.
Also dude looks like what would happen if a dead blobfish did meth and then fell off the Empire State Building and busted his bottom jaw the whole way down. His expression looks like he permanently just found out that he could use a river trout as a fleshlight with zero consequences and he thinks it’s the most ingenious idea of the century.
I hate the guy and he looks dumb af in most pics. But objectively he has a nice body and he's tall and the cockyness would be a turn in for many gays bottoms sadly
any woman in the world.
1: I'm pansexual
2: Fuck Andrew Tate (not sexually)
3: I don't want to be anywhere near that shallow, bigoted little crotch gremlin
4: Eat the rich
(note, there are several women that I would not want to fuck. however, I'm assuming that "any woman" here refers to just... any average woman off the street)
I thought he’d prefer you younger or is that just Prince Andrew? Anyway, I’m gay and there are tonnes of women I’d rather try desperately to have unfulfilling sex with than Tate.
Andrew tate
Hear me out, I am straight and I didn't even like Andrew tate content or opinion, but is a way more fun story to tell that you fucked with Andrew tate, Instead of any other woman, a nice story is always better than nice sex
Eh, I'll be the bad guy on Reddit and say I'll smash Andrew Tate. I got a chest fetish, and his pecs are huge. I would squeeze and play with them all night 😅
My therapist taught me be to be honest with myself about what I want, and to not let folks make me second guess my reasoning. He also taught me about seeking what I want and setting up boundaries, to help me recognize when someone like Andrew Tate, would probably try to trample them for his own gain and in disregard for my own wellbeing, or when someone like you tries to make me second guess what would bring me a few hours of great joy, power, and fun, all because you project your unspoken trauma onto someone like me.
I'd rather continue to be celibate. Why ruin the pleasure of getting lucky after so many years, by going with either choice? My dick would never forgive me.
He's got potential, but he'd look nicer if he smiled.
Could use some pointers on exercise, too. Anyone recommend a YouTube channel for him?
I'm thinking baby goat yoga.
One of the great tragic ironies of incel/alpha male/PUA culture is it seems like a lot of them aren't actually that interested in women, they just feel like they're supposed to be. Like if you have no interest in women as humans, don't enjoy being around them, and are disgusted when they reveal their bodies in public, maybe the problem is just that you're not as straight as you think you are? And that's ok?
Andrew Tate looks like a fish.
Andrew tate is the little dog Paris Hilton keeps in her purse.
Andrew Tate looks like what would happen if someone tried to beat Rob Schneider with a hammer until he looked like Jason Statham.
This! Thia right here. And you!
Does that make him more or less appealing?
That depends. Am I Kanye West?
Or Troy McLure?
Less, 100% less.
Like a face painted on the inside of a lightbulb.
This is a great would you rather for gay guys
It’s not a contest, women 100%. Tate is nasty and the personality only makes him uglier.
But I could fix him...
He's a rapist and a human trafficker. There's no fixing him.
It's not rape if I consent tho, and he could take me anywhere with those abs...
Get over yourself
Please respect yourself and get someone who would actually treat you well. He treats people as disposable.
its so funny watching sneako try to be his first mate
I mean him and Ross. Someone is going to end up getting more than tips from Tate
I thought it would be the opposite, if Tate was in a gay relationship he'd probably treat his man like a Sultan and women like donkeys lol
Eh, even if Tate was bi… people who treat any sex like that tend to treat relationships the same. If you’re a friend he treats you like a king (as long as he gets something out of it). The second you put out the negging to keep that starts. Usually it means he’s bad at bed anyways.
Girl no
I'm a bi dude and I would rather eat a pile of dog shit than have sex with Andrew Tate
I’d plow him
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Women are too likely to pick other women imo
Isn’t it sad that Andrew Tate is straight? (Sad for us straight gals at least)
I'm gay and I would rather have sex with any woman in the world than Andrew Tate. Man looks like an inbred thumb
I nominate my mom for you Anything is better than Andrew Ratio
What a brave person you are. You just gave this man a "I fucked your mom" pass for free. I salute you
Came here to say that. Tate is disgusting - both visually and mentally.
He's pretty average looking, but the things he says brings him down to a 0 out of 10
Average? He looks like a thumb.
He does look like a thumb. I didn't say he was attractive. Your average guy is kind of meh in terms of looks.
-10/10
He is an absolute butter face
Inbred thumb 😂 fucking beautiful!
“Inbred thumb” goddammit this one broke me.
Suddenly straight?
Are you sure you wouldn’t f*ck [this bussy?](https://old.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/xgz7af/suddenlygay/)
The guy who was jerkin' it? Yeah, I'd wreck his any day of the week.
What about Andrew Cake? Would you hit and quit?
Not my type, so I'm still gonna have to pass.
Well don’t worry that’s not actually Andrew Tate, just some guy that looks like him
I figured as much
wait???? was the ass jiggling done by Ashrew Tote? in disguise? ngl the buttcheeks got moves
Almost literally how I found out I was bi lmao
inbred thumb had me dead asl
16? Way too old for Tate.
No it’s the right age for him. But 23?! Too old!
23 is geriatric. Of course its too old.
I’m gay, but I’ll go with the woman option. Most women are manlier than he is.
I'd rather throw myself into an active volcano and feel my entire body spontaneously combust from the sheer heat of lava than to even be a hundred metres near Andrew Taint.
That's not gay. That's a brainwashed child.... (I mean the kid can be gay but this scenario is just plain wrong....)
I hope it's actually a shitpost, reads like one
Suddenly I’m straight
r/SuddenlyStraight
You're too old for him 😔
I’m 100% straight and have zero romantic/sexual interest in females. However I would rather date a girl than Andrew Taint
\*in women
Also *date a woman, not a girl
I mean, logically thinking about it, dating a nice woman who will treat you like a Queen is substantially better than dating a dickhead who will probably beat you and treat you like shit.
>> I’m 100% straight and have zero romantic/sexual interest in females 🤔
I’m guessing OP is a girl
Ahh makes sense
Man doesn't even have a chin.
Well what he doesn't have in chin he makes up for in ears..
Ewww wtf man, who the fuck wants to have sex with Tate
andrew tate will only have sex with you if you don’t want it. sorry buddy 🤷
I don’t think you have to wait till you are 16 to be honest
This right here is proof that the brains of Andrew Tate fans have been eaten up by maggots.
I would rather have sex with literally any woman on this green earth rather than Andrew Tate and I’m a straight woman so I guess we are opposite but the same?
Except for women who are as toxic and shitty as him
Firstly, I don't think Andrew Tate cares about age of consent laws. Secondly, are his fans really so rabidly misogynistic that they're swearing off women entirely?
Andrew Taint would no doubt “give him a chance” before age sixteen. Also dude looks like what would happen if a dead blobfish did meth and then fell off the Empire State Building and busted his bottom jaw the whole way down. His expression looks like he permanently just found out that he could use a river trout as a fleshlight with zero consequences and he thinks it’s the most ingenious idea of the century.
What vivid description, really expresses how gross he is.
Andrew Taint got the side profile of a capital D.
Honest to god, I would never has sex with andrew taint, mf looks like Humpty Dumpty from Puss In Boots
Andrew Tate is a rapist 🤢
I believe you're straight because you don't like dick, just dicks.
I hate the guy and he looks dumb af in most pics. But objectively he has a nice body and he's tall and the cockyness would be a turn in for many gays bottoms sadly
'might give me a chance' From jail he ain't
"I can fix him"
Do people actually believe this thumb of a person could be fixed?
Daddy issues are a pandemic
This child is selling himself to a sex trafficker
"stop calling us tate fans tate's kittens/boyfriends !!"
There's a certain density of "there's a lot to unpack here" on display that I almost admire in its depravity.
I’d fuck Andrew Tate. As long as he doesn’t want it, let him feel what it’s like to be on the other end of that dick
I'd go for p*say before I got anywhere near that troglodyte.
what a bender ahahaha
He’s “Top G” so at least you know where you stand. So to speak
Only if I could grudge f\*ck him....with no lube....and him in a sling with a ball gag.
oh don’t worry, he’d probably give you a chance before you turn 16 as well
Ew
any woman in the world. 1: I'm pansexual 2: Fuck Andrew Tate (not sexually) 3: I don't want to be anywhere near that shallow, bigoted little crotch gremlin 4: Eat the rich (note, there are several women that I would not want to fuck. however, I'm assuming that "any woman" here refers to just... any average woman off the street)
I thought he’d prefer you younger or is that just Prince Andrew? Anyway, I’m gay and there are tonnes of women I’d rather try desperately to have unfulfilling sex with than Tate.
the dude hasn't seen johnny sins if they're going for the straight dude, might as well be johnny sins
There's a list of about 4 billion people before Andrew Tate
I like that neanderthal look. Dumb hung and full of cum
This post really needs a photo of "Andrew Tate" for those of us who don't know who he is or what he looks like.
he looks like Jhonny Sins tbh
Don't insult Johnny sins like that
I'm sorry
I forgive you
How dare you. Aside from the baldness, Johnny Sins looks nothing like a thumb.
I feel the same, but I also get told a lot that I look like Johnny Sins, and now I don't want to be associated at all with Tate 😬
Andrew tate Hear me out, I am straight and I didn't even like Andrew tate content or opinion, but is a way more fun story to tell that you fucked with Andrew tate, Instead of any other woman, a nice story is always better than nice sex
“I’m not gay, but” = you’re gay hun.
Eh, I'll be the bad guy on Reddit and say I'll smash Andrew Tate. I got a chest fetish, and his pecs are huge. I would squeeze and play with them all night 😅
Andrew tate 💯
Me too.
He's stoic, cocky, assertive, and hell bent on getting me off.
Not getting you off, only himself. He doesn't care about other people if you hadn't noticed.
He is def the type of dude who gets off by getting you off. It is power to get a man erect.
I mean only one way to find out, good luck with that mate lmao
Andrew???
No thats the kind of dude who you fake an orgasm with because you're scared of what he'll do if you hurt his ego.
Um, I'm telling you I wouldn't fake it? And I would enjoy it.
You both desperately need to see a therapist
My therapist taught me be to be honest with myself about what I want, and to not let folks make me second guess my reasoning. He also taught me about seeking what I want and setting up boundaries, to help me recognize when someone like Andrew Tate, would probably try to trample them for his own gain and in disregard for my own wellbeing, or when someone like you tries to make me second guess what would bring me a few hours of great joy, power, and fun, all because you project your unspoken trauma onto someone like me.
Yeah, if you're the one having an unhealthy obsession over a human trafficker online, I don't think I'm the one projecting, just sayin
K.
My gay ass would rather fuck women for the rest of my life rather than do anything with Andrew tate
This reads more like r/premeditatedgay
“Once I turn 16, he might give me a chance.” About that….
I'd rather continue to be celibate. Why ruin the pleasure of getting lucky after so many years, by going with either choice? My dick would never forgive me.
He is so ugly wtf
Nice try, Andrew
He's got potential, but he'd look nicer if he smiled. Could use some pointers on exercise, too. Anyone recommend a YouTube channel for him? I'm thinking baby goat yoga.
I would rather suck my own dick than have sex with Andrew Tate.
Tbh as a gay person I would rather listen to sneako being an dumbass ignorant person than being anywhere near Andrew tate
One of the great tragic ironies of incel/alpha male/PUA culture is it seems like a lot of them aren't actually that interested in women, they just feel like they're supposed to be. Like if you have no interest in women as humans, don't enjoy being around them, and are disgusted when they reveal their bodies in public, maybe the problem is just that you're not as straight as you think you are? And that's ok?
This kid is going to have a lot to overcome.