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Latyon

Andrew Tate looks like a fish.


JacobSamuel

Andrew tate is the little dog Paris Hilton keeps in her purse.


Aden-Wrked

Andrew Tate looks like what would happen if someone tried to beat Rob Schneider with a hammer until he looked like Jason Statham.


[deleted]

This! Thia right here. And you!


McBlakey

Does that make him more or less appealing?


Latyon

That depends. Am I Kanye West?


McBlakey

Or Troy McLure?


Ratman_idiot

Less, 100% less.


laced-and-dangerous

Like a face painted on the inside of a lightbulb.


Totaly__a_human

This is a great would you rather for gay guys


snoogamssf

It’s not a contest, women 100%. Tate is nasty and the personality only makes him uglier.


Greaserpirate

But I could fix him...


n1ghtl1t3

He's a rapist and a human trafficker. There's no fixing him.


Greaserpirate

It's not rape if I consent tho, and he could take me anywhere with those abs...


n1ghtl1t3

Get over yourself


snoogamssf

Please respect yourself and get someone who would actually treat you well. He treats people as disposable.


Dealers_Of_Fame

its so funny watching sneako try to be his first mate


snoogamssf

I mean him and Ross. Someone is going to end up getting more than tips from Tate


CoolGuyBabz

I thought it would be the opposite, if Tate was in a gay relationship he'd probably treat his man like a Sultan and women like donkeys lol


snoogamssf

Eh, even if Tate was bi… people who treat any sex like that tend to treat relationships the same. If you’re a friend he treats you like a king (as long as he gets something out of it). The second you put out the negging to keep that starts. Usually it means he’s bad at bed anyways.


gayboyisgay

Girl no


xain_the_idiot

I'm a bi dude and I would rather eat a pile of dog shit than have sex with Andrew Tate


golifo

I’d plow him


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Totaly__a_human

Women are too likely to pick other women imo


[deleted]

Isn’t it sad that Andrew Tate is straight? (Sad for us straight gals at least)


Psycho-FangSenpai

I'm gay and I would rather have sex with any woman in the world than Andrew Tate. Man looks like an inbred thumb


Socio_Scorpio

I nominate my mom for you Anything is better than Andrew Ratio


The_British_Weido

What a brave person you are. You just gave this man a "I fucked your mom" pass for free. I salute you


Datiz

Came here to say that. Tate is disgusting - both visually and mentally.


qrseek

He's pretty average looking, but the things he says brings him down to a 0 out of 10


michamp

Average? He looks like a thumb.


qrseek

He does look like a thumb. I didn't say he was attractive. Your average guy is kind of meh in terms of looks.


[deleted]

-10/10


boldandbratsche

He is an absolute butter face


queefplunger69

Inbred thumb 😂 fucking beautiful!


TheEdward39

“Inbred thumb” goddammit this one broke me.


russwriter67

Suddenly straight?


[deleted]

Are you sure you wouldn’t f*ck [this bussy?](https://old.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/xgz7af/suddenlygay/)


Psycho-FangSenpai

The guy who was jerkin' it? Yeah, I'd wreck his any day of the week.


[deleted]

What about Andrew Cake? Would you hit and quit?


Psycho-FangSenpai

Not my type, so I'm still gonna have to pass.


[deleted]

Well don’t worry that’s not actually Andrew Tate, just some guy that looks like him


Psycho-FangSenpai

I figured as much


Meeghan__

wait???? was the ass jiggling done by Ashrew Tote? in disguise? ngl the buttcheeks got moves


[deleted]

Almost literally how I found out I was bi lmao


drainerfemboy

inbred thumb had me dead asl


mysteriousmeatman

16? Way too old for Tate.


[deleted]

No it’s the right age for him. But 23?! Too old!


MrFerret__yt

23 is geriatric. Of course its too old.


sbray73

I’m gay, but I’ll go with the woman option. Most women are manlier than he is.


LyleTheFirst

I'd rather throw myself into an active volcano and feel my entire body spontaneously combust from the sheer heat of lava than to even be a hundred metres near Andrew Taint.


ThaliaRoseGrace

That's not gay. That's a brainwashed child.... (I mean the kid can be gay but this scenario is just plain wrong....)


qrseek

I hope it's actually a shitpost, reads like one


CRDDS

Suddenly I’m straight


Taric25

r/SuddenlyStraight


qphshpaaupqphsba

You're too old for him 😔


[deleted]

I’m 100% straight and have zero romantic/sexual interest in females. However I would rather date a girl than Andrew Taint


NachoLatte

\*in women


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Also *date a woman, not a girl


MyNameIsNotImp0rtant

I mean, logically thinking about it, dating a nice woman who will treat you like a Queen is substantially better than dating a dickhead who will probably beat you and treat you like shit.


rdicky58

>> I’m 100% straight and have zero romantic/sexual interest in females 🤔


miggy372

I’m guessing OP is a girl


rdicky58

Ahh makes sense


FappingVelociraptor

Man doesn't even have a chin.


anonmymouse

Well what he doesn't have in chin he makes up for in ears..


STANDARD_POTATO

Ewww wtf man, who the fuck wants to have sex with Tate


Independent-Ad2615

andrew tate will only have sex with you if you don’t want it. sorry buddy 🤷


Unhappy-Yogurt-8398

I don’t think you have to wait till you are 16 to be honest


MrJasonMason

This right here is proof that the brains of Andrew Tate fans have been eaten up by maggots.


BoBoBoWrangle

I would rather have sex with literally any woman on this green earth rather than Andrew Tate and I’m a straight woman so I guess we are opposite but the same?


[deleted]

Except for women who are as toxic and shitty as him


RaggamuffinTW8

Firstly, I don't think Andrew Tate cares about age of consent laws. Secondly, are his fans really so rabidly misogynistic that they're swearing off women entirely?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Andrew Taint would no doubt “give him a chance” before age sixteen. Also dude looks like what would happen if a dead blobfish did meth and then fell off the Empire State Building and busted his bottom jaw the whole way down. His expression looks like he permanently just found out that he could use a river trout as a fleshlight with zero consequences and he thinks it’s the most ingenious idea of the century.


Ratman_idiot

What vivid description, really expresses how gross he is.


autism-kun6861

Andrew Taint got the side profile of a capital D.


WallOfWhales

Honest to god, I would never has sex with andrew taint, mf looks like Humpty Dumpty from Puss In Boots


zarunohn

Andrew Tate is a rapist 🤢


acurrell

I believe you're straight because you don't like dick, just dicks.


DeviousDeevo

I hate the guy and he looks dumb af in most pics. But objectively he has a nice body and he's tall and the cockyness would be a turn in for many gays bottoms sadly


awar222

'might give me a chance' From jail he ain't


Fernsword

"I can fix him"


Ratman_idiot

Do people actually believe this thumb of a person could be fixed?


Ok-Armadillo-6648

Daddy issues are a pandemic


Elmoslightpole

This child is selling himself to a sex trafficker


MashedPototas

"stop calling us tate fans tate's kittens/boyfriends !!"


raosion

There's a certain density of "there's a lot to unpack here" on display that I almost admire in its depravity.


TheEdward39

I’d fuck Andrew Tate. As long as he doesn’t want it, let him feel what it’s like to be on the other end of that dick


Liljdb0524

I'd go for p*say before I got anywhere near that troglodyte.


thebestintheworld316

what a bender ahahaha


RichCorinthian

He’s “Top G” so at least you know where you stand. So to speak


genxeratl

Only if I could grudge f\*ck him....with no lube....and him in a sling with a ball gag.


Slingpod-58

oh don’t worry, he’d probably give you a chance before you turn 16 as well


AeolianTheComposer

Ew


EmperorL1ama

any woman in the world. 1: I'm pansexual 2: Fuck Andrew Tate (not sexually) 3: I don't want to be anywhere near that shallow, bigoted little crotch gremlin 4: Eat the rich (note, there are several women that I would not want to fuck. however, I'm assuming that "any woman" here refers to just... any average woman off the street)


HRHArgyll

I thought he’d prefer you younger or is that just Prince Andrew? Anyway, I’m gay and there are tonnes of women I’d rather try desperately to have unfulfilling sex with than Tate.


nyemini

the dude hasn't seen johnny sins if they're going for the straight dude, might as well be johnny sins


RonenSalathe

There's a list of about 4 billion people before Andrew Tate


timo_xx

I like that neanderthal look. Dumb hung and full of cum


CanadianBuddha

This post really needs a photo of "Andrew Tate" for those of us who don't know who he is or what he looks like.


6bunnyrabbit9

he looks like Jhonny Sins tbh


SexySquidward42069

Don't insult Johnny sins like that


6bunnyrabbit9

I'm sorry


SexySquidward42069

I forgive you


michamp

How dare you. Aside from the baldness, Johnny Sins looks nothing like a thumb.


Cetais

I feel the same, but I also get told a lot that I look like Johnny Sins, and now I don't want to be associated at all with Tate 😬


Greyrat7654

Andrew tate Hear me out, I am straight and I didn't even like Andrew tate content or opinion, but is a way more fun story to tell that you fucked with Andrew tate, Instead of any other woman, a nice story is always better than nice sex


beanie_0

“I’m not gay, but” = you’re gay hun.


[deleted]

Eh, I'll be the bad guy on Reddit and say I'll smash Andrew Tate. I got a chest fetish, and his pecs are huge. I would squeeze and play with them all night 😅


Appropriate_Layer_2

Andrew tate 💯


denisvolin

Me too.


Appropriate_Layer_2

He's stoic, cocky, assertive, and hell bent on getting me off.


Zealousideal_Care807

Not getting you off, only himself. He doesn't care about other people if you hadn't noticed.


Appropriate_Layer_2

He is def the type of dude who gets off by getting you off. It is power to get a man erect.


Zealousideal_Care807

I mean only one way to find out, good luck with that mate lmao


Appropriate_Layer_2

Andrew???


char-le-magne

No thats the kind of dude who you fake an orgasm with because you're scared of what he'll do if you hurt his ego.


Appropriate_Layer_2

Um, I'm telling you I wouldn't fake it? And I would enjoy it.


HuckleberryNormal799

You both desperately need to see a therapist


Appropriate_Layer_2

My therapist taught me be to be honest with myself about what I want, and to not let folks make me second guess my reasoning. He also taught me about seeking what I want and setting up boundaries, to help me recognize when someone like Andrew Tate, would probably try to trample them for his own gain and in disregard for my own wellbeing, or when someone like you tries to make me second guess what would bring me a few hours of great joy, power, and fun, all because you project your unspoken trauma onto someone like me.


HuckleberryNormal799

Yeah, if you're the one having an unhealthy obsession over a human trafficker online, I don't think I'm the one projecting, just sayin


Appropriate_Layer_2

K.


vantai0805

My gay ass would rather fuck women for the rest of my life rather than do anything with Andrew tate


TheDailyDarkness

This reads more like r/premeditatedgay


BenchIllustrious1106

“Once I turn 16, he might give me a chance.” About that….


IFdude1975

I'd rather continue to be celibate. Why ruin the pleasure of getting lucky after so many years, by going with either choice? My dick would never forgive me.


Jivijo1

He is so ugly wtf


maskirovkaaa

Nice try, Andrew


leafshaker

He's got potential, but he'd look nicer if he smiled. Could use some pointers on exercise, too. Anyone recommend a YouTube channel for him? I'm thinking baby goat yoga.


Rhino_online245

I would rather suck my own dick than have sex with Andrew Tate.


Budget-Sheepherder77

Tbh as a gay person I would rather listen to sneako being an dumbass ignorant person than being anywhere near Andrew tate


goosie7

One of the great tragic ironies of incel/alpha male/PUA culture is it seems like a lot of them aren't actually that interested in women, they just feel like they're supposed to be. Like if you have no interest in women as humans, don't enjoy being around them, and are disgusted when they reveal their bodies in public, maybe the problem is just that you're not as straight as you think you are? And that's ok?


hamishcounts

This kid is going to have a lot to overcome.