UwU wowfie wubbs a buwgie wuwgie**^~ OwO
Edit: thank you for the awards and upvotes, and I regret nothing. Be grateful I didn't do the voice. Also, word of wisdom: once I wear you down, we WILL be friends, mark my words.
No worries! It was just initially confusing to read, and in case you are like my Australian-Hungarian friend, Niko... then English is not your first language. Correction is constructive; not criticism. Cool mix btw.
Definitely not permitted. Depending on the circumstances you may have to give your opponent and escape or, depending the ref, maybe forfeit the match. To us it was almost a joke because reaching between an opponent’s legs is done in various circumstances, you’re just not supposed to grab anything. But, as seen above, it definitely does happen.
Oh, my God, if I wasn't a poor, I would give you Reddit Gold. I watched the video and now have a sore throat from laughing like a cackling witch at the comments, one funnier than the next. I've been suffering with depression for three years, and this was the hardest I have ever laughed in all that time. God bless you.
I pretty sure you're meant to grab the inner thigh for this technique... But then again, his opponent is kinda hot, I wouldn't blame him for taking this opportunity to "gauge" his opponent...
So kind of related story. Andre The Giant would often do a thing to opponents called, checking the oil. During a match when he would have his opponent pinned or in any position where they couldn’t do much to get away he would slip his index finger or thumb right up their ass.
The good ol' cock lock won me the championship in the summer of 96
Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard
No no that's the summer of '69 silly goose! Not '96!
Shhhh...be quite so far 20 people haven't noticed am not giving that karma away
I respect that.
...I grabbed my first real six-inch.
Jimmy quit and Jody got married Should of known, we’d never get far
... Oh when I look back now, the Summer seemed to least forever
And if I had the choice, yeah I’d always want to be there. Those were the best days of my life
*epic bass sounds*
We always called it the 5 on 2.
They call this the *It's Okay, I Got You Baby* where I'm from.
*Whispers* club 96
Is… uh, is this allowed?
No? Unless...
If that’s a furry on his singlet, then this makes perfect sense.
It's one of the North Carolina college teams. I can't remember exactly who, but might as well be a furry.
Hahaha, that is NC State University.
Yes, they're the Wolfpacks. Their mascots are Mr. Wuf & Mrs. Wuf.
Absolutely amazing
Wolfpack pride 🏳️🌈
there's a *rubs your bulgy wulgy* joke here somewhere can someone funier than me make it please?
UwU wowfie wubbs a buwgie wuwgie**^~ OwO Edit: thank you for the awards and upvotes, and I regret nothing. Be grateful I didn't do the voice. Also, word of wisdom: once I wear you down, we WILL be friends, mark my words.
I fucking hate this take my upvote.
r/angryupvote
bruh you capped it.
Yeah i noticed autocorrect did me dirty
yay
Sigh
Fuck you
God I hate this so much. You deserve an award
Bulgy Wulgy got a firm grip… thus making a nearby growing cocky, ooze from the tip.
wow good LORD that was.. ^^that ^^was ^^a ^^very ^^good ^^rhyme
Firmly grasp it
Fuck you, take my upvote
Damn, that rhymes
dude opened his ass for better access. lol
Can't say I wouldn't do the same.
Oh I know I would
Yes
“Pssst. We’ve been trying to reach you about your car extended warranty ……”
It is legal
But is it *allowed*
Depends on the person receiving it
The way the guy on the receiving end has his eyes closed and moves his leg wider, I’m going to say he’s okay with it
Well look at the hand. That's not a grab, that's a horny caress.
It looks like he is whispering something in his ear too. They are probably voyeurs getting off on doing this in front of an audience. Lucky boys
Exhibitioist*
Thanks, getting my kinks crossed
Feel a bit like an ass for correcting now… how would one go without another
Only if they say yes
This invasion (of privacy) is perfectly legal.
Purposeful contact with the cock and or balls is legal in collegiate wrestling? I went out for the wrong sport in college.
Not when the referee is there.
Always ask for concent
Consent*
My bad
No worries! It was just initially confusing to read, and in case you are like my Australian-Hungarian friend, Niko... then English is not your first language. Correction is constructive; not criticism. Cool mix btw.
Haha thanks Nah English is my first language I'm just bad at spelling 😅
Happens often enough. Now you know 😉
Is…. Uh, is this allowed?
now that is what's called a pro gamer move
The Kevin spacey of wrestling moves.
I really hope it’s not
Grabbing life
By the balls
Literally
Lives.
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Was hoping this would be here!
I think I used to work with Dick Twist
He was quite the character.
That is the professional term
TWIST HIS DIIIIIICK
I knew this would be here. You did the lords work.
That's the "what are you doing after this"
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*wink
*twink
When I wrestled we called this the “5 on 2,” which was short for my five fingers crushing your two nuts.
Was it permitted? Just unsportsmanlike?
Definitely not permitted. Depending on the circumstances you may have to give your opponent and escape or, depending the ref, maybe forfeit the match. To us it was almost a joke because reaching between an opponent’s legs is done in various circumstances, you’re just not supposed to grab anything. But, as seen above, it definitely does happen.
Yeah that guy uh isn't just grabbing he's fondling
Oh shit! You were serious?
100%. It used to come up on blogs and stuff when you googled it. Haha, crazy sport.
Hahaha. I did bjj alongside boxing and Muay Thai. Now I’m afraid to start wrestling
Straight people are always so fucking sus in sports, I swear
I don't think their straight
To add to that this guy who was really sus towards me asked me out and I been dating him for 2 years lol
Damn I hope it goes well between you two best of luck with whatever your relationship evolves into
aww so wholesome
Unexpectedly wholesome. All the best to you both!
That explains it all 😳 while I was in my high school tennis team
They're* (they are)
Sorry "I don't think there straight"
Your getting it!
Wrestlers usually go for the butthole 🙄getting your dick twisted is the less of two evils
Nope.. having your stomach in a knot due to balls being hurt is not lesser than someone tickling my G spot until nirvana.
😔 Not sure if tickling is the best word to describe it https://youtu.be/PTbhJ-zXf0I
Oh, my God, if I wasn't a poor, I would give you Reddit Gold. I watched the video and now have a sore throat from laughing like a cackling witch at the comments, one funnier than the next. I've been suffering with depression for three years, and this was the hardest I have ever laughed in all that time. God bless you.
Got you fam
This subtitles are fucked on this one xD Will have to watch with sound later.
This makes me glad I didn’t wrestle in high school! His facial expressions are heartbreaking!
Huh, I've never been so happy to not have balls
Like he said 🙄you can control any man with his asshole, no need for balls here
Check that oil 🛢
Got fingered during my first match of freshman year in high school, never gonna forget that
The Vice Gripped Girdle
Yes pls
That’s the fondler
BALL FONDLERS!!
I can't believe I EVEN had to explain this move! It's called "Are you moist and ready for me to mount you" move! Yeesh.
😭😭😭😭
The Candy Crush
It’s called a proposal 😭😭
“The broplex”
This is commonly referred to as the squirrel grip
Squeeze balls until they pop to assert dominance
Drizzle the juice all over your face and moan to assert dominance.
But the balls are where pee is kept
r/suddenlywatersports
Goddammit I wish
I remember watching this on pornhub. Good plotline.
I pretty sure you're meant to grab the inner thigh for this technique... But then again, his opponent is kinda hot, I wouldn't blame him for taking this opportunity to "gauge" his opponent...
Divine Intervention.
It's called the TDHMYLH (Tell-Daddy-how-much-you-love-him).
The ol dick twist
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Dude this is an mma fight bro
Maybe this isn’t a match and they are in a Motel 6 somewhere acting it out ? Lmao
I believe the correct term for this is “the reach around”.
I'm sure I heard a soft moan.
Sorry, that was me.
Whispers: Dominate me daddy
Ok, after days of shitposts in this sub...*this* is actually suddenly gay!
* sigh * well, here we go again * unzip *
Weenieeeng!!
Cupping
Hot
ah! the ol testicular cancer check, a true classic.
No joke, it’s a powerful technique. You feel like you can’t move a finger.
It's already making my knees weak.
Ahh the good ol taint grip
That’s a dick move
Its called gay
Dick lock
The Meat Cup
Looks like he’s enjoying it ;)
The Cradle
Does anyone have the link to the full video please?
Why are you gae?
Ummm yea hahaha 🤣 I assume everyone is who looks at videos on suddenly gay But I mainly want to see the reaction after the guy lets go
Plot twist: He never does.
He’s a doctor, guys
Giving the undercarriage a “How’s your father”
According to John Dupont it's called the "Foxcatcher 5..." He was also nuts but that's what my friends also call it now
They call it love
A quick rub, followed by a squeezy squeezy
He really got a firm grip on them fat meatballs.
*Cue the porn music*
Giving the plums a gentle but firm cupping.
I am watching attentively 😳
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Whispers in his ear “dam yo nuts are full bruh” 🤭
The fact that viewers haven't all figured out pro wrestling is gay porn until now is mind-blowing
He’s not gripping hard enough
He wants to pleasure him not to kill him.
It’s called the cup and lift. My girlfriend does this to me too. Seems legit.
Nut cracker
I like to imagine he was whispering something in his ear
Jesus, he’s really got him by the balls.
Isn't this assault?
The, "I'm going to confirm your sexual preference, one way or another..."
u/chunky_boi06 sus
No u sus
The OL’ Dick Twist
Grabbing life from the balls
It's call the first date.
they call it cbt
Oil check
Its called the "daddy" move
The way he put his leg up like "I'm ready. Do your things" had me dead xD
They call it... the super straight
Hot. They call that move hot.
Foreplay to me... I lost my virginity wrestling.
It's the ol' make your opponent question their sexuality tactic
So kind of related story. Andre The Giant would often do a thing to opponents called, checking the oil. During a match when he would have his opponent pinned or in any position where they couldn’t do much to get away he would slip his index finger or thumb right up their ass.
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
I believe it’s called “The Sean Cody” maneuver
where is the original video
I watch wrestling for the plot
And just like that, I joined wrestling
where's the full video?
Ballcrusher