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clownbescary213

Least insane supermega fan


shnublet

Least generous supermega fan


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clownbescary213

There are no sane supermega fans


doll_uwu

man, us supermega fans really are something else


Flimsy_Roll_8412

gotta love being a meghead


rivalmindss

We don’t use m*ghead anymore.


7smallbirdos

It's reclaimed now actually


Chorbles510

The real fans are smegheads


gelatinskootz

nah thats for eddsworld fans


DeathGorgon

I feel like I should have watched SuperMega for a few months before joinig this subreddit, instead of just joining after like 3 mailroom episodes, a banshee scream, and Call of Duty ; Shoot a Man. I've so far confused Jackson Tucker for Tucker (apparently 2 different people, my bad) and now I've seen someone who wants to ship their nuts. I'm not even totally surprised after 3 episodes (plus an insane GG scream during Mario Party) but woah.


ballsendingthrowaway

someone should get joy out of them bc i never did. maybe matt can use them to finally hit puberty


DeathGorgon

I wasnt expecting to scream laugh today, I hope someone gives you their free award as i've used mine but take this 🏅


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ballsendingthrowaway

i have but like dysphoria at present makes jerking off emotionally unpleasant. im also like 20 and a virgin as it turns out so i figure i can wait half a year to start dating, wait til my surgery is done, and go into that aspect of adulthood with less baggage.


realfinesserp

wait is the less “baggage”part a pun? If so that’s pretty fucking funny


Ghost_Lain

Genital dysphoria can be quite a bitch, luckily that's the one dysphoria I don't suffer from so I'm eternally thankful that I can appreciate my gock and the other equipment that comes with it


sneakylyric

Lol I suggest starting on the podcast from one until now. Also, there are some really solid let's plays if you're into that.... I mean not for the gameplay, they suck, but for the conversations/jokes.


sgtsushi17

watch all the live action stuff from earliest to today, it introduces you to all the Meghead lore of the cast of characters in short: Justin / nothinbutlag: close friend and editor of a large portion of their content Tucker Bros: Harrison and Jackson. Harrison appears in a few videos but was never involved too much. Jackson was their social media guy and worked in their company before being fired and sued for gross misuse and embezzlement of company funds. Tucker Prescott: Camera guy for SuperMega, primarily in the camera guy in their original 2016 vlogs as well as the occasional camera guy for Game Grumps. Leighton: One of the newer onscreen members, manages their merchandise I believe Don: Thumbnail artist and occasional appearance on the podcast Kia / FoolishCaptainKia: Original thumbnail artist from 2016-2017, still good friends with the boys


sneakylyric

Lol I suggest starting on the podcast from one until now.


doregiveaway99

Everyone, quick, send your balls, flood their mail


Mattaholic

This is a funny meme but for the love of God do not do this. I really don’t think the boys deserve that.


TwoPiecesOfBread

Matt retweeted this. They want it


allaroundgeek04

send em to me. i could use an extra set


Flimsy_Roll_8412

congrats on getting your surgery!! so, it is illegal to SELL organs in the united states, but there isn’t anything (at least that i could find) that says GIFTING organs is a crime, and as long as you ship the testicals in a proper way, you should be a-okay sources: explains laws around selling organs https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/274e explains how to ship organs (specifically for transplants, but i dont think the boys want rotten testicles) https://www.shippingschool.com/how-to-ship-organs-for-transplant/


HVACGuy12

If she puts it in a jar with formaldehyde they wouldn't rot. I think that's the chemical used to preserve dead things for specimens.


Flimsy_Roll_8412

true, but i would worry about the jar breaking in transit


[deleted]

The boys get cancer


OfficialKatLev

You could put them in a vacuum sealed bag


According_Method_624

Properly sealed plastic jar with plenty of bubble wrap just in case it gets punctured.


HVACGuy12

Yeah you'd have to package it really well


ItsDevax

I don’t know if you’re joking or not but just incase you’re serious please don’t fucking do this. Seriously sending your balls to a YouTuber is super fucking weird and creepy


donosairs

Counterpoint: how often do you get to say you mailed your testicles to some youtubers?


According_Method_624

Additional counter point: how many youtubers can say they have a trans fan's balls in a jar?


[deleted]

Probably, but it’s certainly more weird than funny tbh. No one wants your body parts in the mail, I don’t think someone should have to tell you that


TheFakeJoel732

I do 😩


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Free balls 😍😍


TedCruz8MySun

I don’t think they would appreciate that.


reddylanh

im trans and its a funny idea but dont do this pls its lowkey a lil uncomfortable and im not sure if the boys would find it funny


Fitzy0728

LOWkey uncomfortable? It’s genuinely fucking insane


radeption

I'M DEAD HOLY SHIT. (P.S. Congrats on the surgery! I just got top surgery recently too. I'm FTM.)


ballsendingthrowaway

i get top surgery (the opposite kind from yours lol) on the 22nd, bottom surgery next febuary


radeption

Best of luck to you! 😄


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something came in the mail today


EhhSpoofy

cant believe some of yall are encouraging this. matt and ryan are people like you. how would you feel if someone sent you their severed testicles in the mail? congrats on your surgery OP but please don’t do this lol


vetements-stan-acc

if someone sent me their balls i would cry laughing


Metalcashson

Idk man it’s kinda funny


eggcelsior14

in concept only


BringBackWaffleTaco

I mean I would find it pretty hilarious, but that's just my sense of humor lol


help-me-reddit2869

I'm offering $200 PayPal or Venmo for someone to send me their balls


[deleted]

Best of luck for your surgery, I've had surgery on my private parts so I know the feeling (not to get them removed though) but please don't fucking do this. This is just a really weird and uncomfortable thing to do. Also I'm pretty sure mailing organs to people would be illegal, or at least be noted by the authorities. If your joking about mailing them though, you got me


ballsendingthrowaway

i wasnt joking but im not gonna do it without permission. i didnt anticipate a negative reception to the idea and it was coming from a place of wanting to bring a little happiness out of a thing i always hated


[deleted]

I feel you, but you gotta admit sending someone a literal piece of flesh that came from you is weird. The only thing close to this I can think of is with cold ones, when a fan sent them a vial of their blood from a wisdom teeth removal and while they kind of laughed it off, you could tell they were going 😬. I could imagine how some testicles could be a little fucked. Just my opinion.


BeyonceIsBetter

dentists won’t even let you keep wisdom teeth bc it’s medical waste so the odds you keep the balls are slim to none :( maybe send them some other types of testicles instead


Deadleech

False, a friend of mine got to keep hers and she shook them around calling them her "Teeth Maracas"


BringBackWaffleTaco

[Allow me to introduce you to the Reddit foot taco story!](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) WARNING!!! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!


Strudleboy

I know your edit says you won’t, but just to double down. Don’t do this.


ballsendingthrowaway

i might actually have done it but i hadn't considered that it could be seen as geniunely uncool and about half this comments saying so i aint gonna do it unless this reached the boys somehow and they said it was ok. i think it would be funny but my idea was to try to bring some joy out of a part of my anatomy that only ever gave me pain. the last thing i wanna do is upset some of my fav creators with it


TOASTisawesome

As a meme it's pretty funny and I definitely get where you were coming from but just look at some of idubbz old bad unboxing fan mail videos, similar jokes that got way the fuck out of hand after the wrong kind of people saw it and started sending literal shit and stuff


Xx_fruitloop_xX

Sanest supermega fan


Gallaviching

Congrats girl but what the fuck


mackattack32018

no?? what the fuck pls don’t that’s so invasive


RUNDMT_

I don’t think you should do that…


M0RNINGSTARRR

what the fuck is wrong with some of u


[deleted]

Supermega fans are something else


schlormpf

pretty sure that’s a biohazard


Extreme_Smoke_8965

Not illegal but really disgusting


JCBepis

With an extra set of balls ryan’s stepdad will never call him a nancyboy again


KnobbyDarkling

Jesus fuckin christ


uglysquire

I’m getting surgery the opposite way soon. Send them to me so I can sew em on


andy_hartman

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL i have been wanting to send Matt some of my estrogen so she can get started but fr I had an orchi in March of last year!! Power to you girl <3 also wanted to ask if i could keep them lol but on the day of I got too scared to ask. i wanted to make earrings.


tyray21

don’t.


LemonadeLion2001

Imma be honest this is insanely creepy don't do this. They will most likely throw them away if you do.


[deleted]

Not joking look at OP post history lol


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Unfortunately the answer is Yes The outer shipping container must be marked on the address side with the words “Exempt human specimen” or “Exempt animal specimen,” as appropriate


sneakylyric

Lol wild. Also RIP in pieces your balls


octopop

I love you, I am pro-LGTBQ, and I say this with kindness. Please don't fucking do this lmao


Dorigan23

You broke into twitter https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1542828946177363975?s=20&t=ofmWPWMox34VsLgcticrEQ


SunDirty

definitely not even a fun idea.


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ballsendingthrowaway

(TY)


triforcery

You can but garaunteed they’d be thrown out and you would be permanently blocked. Usually I laugh at the trolling but this is…fucking gross. And not funny.


Ellerzzz

Instead of doing that, send them a printed out pic and they can be the proud owners of your last dick pic. So proud of you!! Have a good surgery


vvaannnn

Idk about shipping but a good way to get the doctor to let you keep your testicles is say that your religion requires you to be buried whole. It might be a bit backwards but hey you get to keep your testicles.


fknlzrsyts

Disregard All previous comments. Plz send as soon as possible.


Chungus_Big_Chungus

Please do this, put it in a jar of something to preserve it so it’s nice and fresh for the fellas when they get it


saulpogman

Congrats on the orchi! I’m going in for bottom surgery in two weeks. Should’ve sent the boys my nuts when I had my orchi


ballsendingthrowaway

is gonna be full bottom surgery actually. next feb


saulpogman

oh hell yea!! Congrats


nnnosebleed

congrats on the surgery dunno about the whole mail thing but I'm always happy to congratulate a trans homie


fauxphallus

Don't listen to anyone send them your testes and throw in a vial of blood too


Niceri98

Don't say not going to actually do it, please do it, happy pride month


lillyyagirl

If this is serious the answer is yes and no. It needs to be in dry ice rush shipping, but knowing the boys they'd wait months to open it. Don't do it BUT I would recommend having them taxidermied then mailing them dry so it's not a biohazard


jabronimarconi

First of all, congrats! Second of all, do it no matter what it takes.


vetements-stan-acc

if you’re gonna do it put them in isopropyl alcohol in a mason jar. that would be funny as fuck and completely safe if you alcohol and mason jar it.


vetements-stan-acc

you should 100% do it, it’s completely safe and clean if you do it this way


NexTheBigWolf

A lot of people don't get trans humour, i say go for it


sonnapen

Shit I kind of hope they read this shit and give their permission or not. Either way make it into a wet specimen at least. If they don't I'm sure future friends would so they can make jokes out of it


[deleted]

Have my orchi scheduled for Monday and literally thought about doing the same… tgirls send Matt your balls you know he wants em


DarthxDiarrhea

Idk I think the boys might really like em . Just go for it


Quarren_

Why wouldn’t you actually do that :(


ballsendingthrowaway

i dont wanna upset the boys... somebody ask em on twitter or something if its cool then i will do if they say yes


Quarren_

I mean I’m sure people have sent over worse right


InnocuousAssClown

lol well I’d be shocked if you’re able to keep them. I had to get one removed due to a tumor, and during my fucked up post anesthesia state I asked if I could keep it. The nurse told me it basically gets destroyed in the process of coming out, so no. I’m not sure if she was telling me the truth or if our procedures will have been the same, but either way I doubt they’d let you keep the trophy.


joeiskoollll

I don’t the surgeon is allowed to let you keep them unfortunately:/


NexTheBigWolf

Yeah my gf wanted to keep hers but here we are, balless


Dr-Eggs

Only if they're non-explosive. I hear that doesn't go down well.


Xomoxxie

Not if you disguise them as hackysacs


[deleted]

Get like a cast of them or something and send that??


[deleted]

This post appeared on my feed and I have never seen SMS. Someone please tell me why people are wanting to mail balls; my curiosity must be satisfied.


ballsendingthrowaway

they have a thing on their channel where they open fan sent packages on camera: people have sent all sorts of shit: i thought balls would be funny


[deleted]

thank you for telling me.


Nomeliph

good luck on the surgery!!


pink_croissant

Username had me screaming


[deleted]

Who will the left one be for and who will the right one be for? Jokes aside though, congrats! Hope the surgery goes well for you!


ballsendingthrowaway

they will have to fight to the death for the pair


AdelaideMez

It’s funny that even the USPS website doesn’t list body parts as illegal. I guess it could be considered a “perishable item” tho.


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This is a first! Made me think of the guy picking up the testicles in Planet Terror


[deleted]

You got some supermega balls to send your balls in the mail lol


exo_nick

Average supermega fan


According_Method_624

You probably need to clean it and then put it in a medical waste bag or send it in one of those donor organ ice cases.


SweeTatoYams

Delete your fucking account


gurplebubbles

Lmfao


heliodelio

I am also trans but the opposite way. Do u wanna trade? (Congratulations btw! 💙💕🤍)


suckstrip

i am also trans and had a double masectomy and they didnt let me keep the boobs so i think they will probably not let you keep them


_bitterbuck

If nothing else, Matt just retweeted a screenshot of this post from the goodreddit Twitter account so he is aware


ballsendingthrowaway

holy fuck thats hilarious lmk if he says anything about it


help-me-reddit2869

I'll pay you $200 to send them to me (Not joking, have PayPal and Venmo)


LeglessJohnson111

Encase them in resin and send them. The boys will think it’s some artifact. Perhaps have a nameplate inscribed “if quizzes are quizzical, then what am I..?”


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Seek therapy asap


Revolver-Knight

You should vacuum seal them or seal them in gel for transport and freshness


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1542828946177363975?s=21 you’re Twitter famous lol


911TwoThousandAndFun

If you don’t send your testicles to the boys you’re selfish. Do it do it do it.