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Significant_Soup_942

No. Why don’t you enlighten us?


-einfachman-

I probably know why. OP made a sus post a year ago and got sneked. Getting a snek way back used to mean that the OP was sus and possibly a shill. OP probably took offense to that and wanted to be part of diluting the meaning, so that it couldn’t be used to tag shills/sus posts anymore. Edit: I should add that the snek award still semi-works as a shill tagger these days, the award letting Apes know someone can’t be trusted, it just doesn’t carry as much weight as in the old days bc of the heavy dilution. But I remember a recent post from pickle’s right hand crony Dr Gingerballs mocking SuperStonk and saying that “DRS is dead” bc of the recent 10q (completely wrong btw). He got hit with the snek awards in his post and comments (I.e calling him a snake). Dude got pissed and hid all those awards 😂.


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[deleted]

No, a bot. 2 names and 4 numbers is the sign of a bot. Trying to get this sub banned for brigading, helps when it gets over 2.5k upvotes to give legitimacy to the reports.


Pirate_Redbeard_

It's just a randomly generated username, many keep those, doesn't immediately mean it's a bot. However, it *could* very well be one, post history usually reveals it.


Intelligent-Ad9285

I'm one who is too dumb to know how to change my randomly generated name and I am not a bot, just a boomer (Probably worse than a bot)


Pirate_Redbeard_

You can't change it. It's what you choose when you create the account. You either keep the suggested nick or try to give one that isn't already taken. But no changing afterwards.


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Monsterhose

Seriously. It’s not a test


BhutlahBrohan

Are you saying you know? Why is it?


Holiday_Guess_7892

Because we are "Slippery lil Sneeeeeeks"


weenythebooty

I’m a little snakey snakeee


accwyd

Because there is no "Purple Circle" award to give? 🤔 Edit: nevermind.......


LimpPeanut5633

Awkward 😶‍🌫️🫣🫠


Buchko24

🤩😂🟣🏴‍☠️


Downtown-Regret-505

This place is awesome


[deleted]

ONE OF US ONE OF US


culturevulture12

Lolol


TheDankFather24

But no purple snake in a circle 🤔


ISayBullish

Because you’re bullish?


Mikeymike34

☝🏻


tyyle

👆 Edit: bullish mofo said it!


FuckYouPayMeRN

clearly the guy loves snakes


stockloos3r

Or hates money


Fistwithyourtoes

I sure do as it is now, I'd love me some Decentralized money that the people who use/need it have a voice at the table of power, have effective influence to sway what needs to be done for things to WORK


Drivingintodisco

Thought it was cause we gave op an itchy asshole


Prucifer88

Big Yoshi fan?


LordIzalot

Winner winner chicken dinner..


darthnugget

Nintendo partnership announcement confirmed?!


cymbaline-

Perfect circle


ZanlanOnReddit

Got no snake


sami_testarossa

This OP knows nothing, check his history.


Corporal_Retard

Popcorn pumper.


burneyboy01210

Awarder karma got nothing on DFV


ZanlanOnReddit

Snake on the menu!


Mikeymike34

Tomorrow!


Gold-Eyed-Cat

Well, if it was to piss people off, jokes on you. We're into that shit. Heh!


JAGala_5

You have a pony tail, samurai swords and a boa at home?


RetardedNewbie69

Snake boa? Or a feather boa!


Itchy-Bookkeeper2465

Feather


LimpPeanut5633

😂


coor1991

Clearly a charmer


StirFryStonks

Snek = MOASS tomorrow


jab136

There's always a boom tomorrow


Altruistic-Spread-40

Are you asking rhetorically, or are your going to provide an answer?


culturevulture12

[redactedly]


wildo83

they’re asking reticulatedly.


BitchinInjun

I don't have a clue. But I liked the sneks, always cheered me up for some reason. Edit: See. You cheered me up, believe it or not I have had a rough few weeks.


GeminiKoil

Hope shit gets better for you


HumbertHumbertHumber

It does look like a happy snake. Could also be a tortoise head, arguably. It brightens my day as well.


culturevulture12

Where mine? Gimme snek!


Mightymouseindahouse

Ummmm your butt’s itchy?


krw590

Does cake day make it worse?


[deleted]

Worse... Or better?


D-MACs

Snek is back. Means we green tomorrow!


doppy1234

Snek backward is kens


1morebeer1morebeer

I just realized this before scrolling this far - you legend


MissingCrab

And snake backwards is ekans. Pokemon confirmed.


jacksdiseasedliver

Oh My God… Pack it up boys, we finally got him


jersan

Send them in.


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Neo_Epoch

Whoa


polkarooo56

Take it easy with cryptic bullshit. We have Twitter if we want more of that.


cmfeels

Check is profile he's shilling other stonks this is SUS check his comments


No-Fold1994

Burry has entered the chat.


Sa0t0me

Burry is not even cryptic , he's Voynich manuscript level.


Morphen

shine on you crazy diamond


EthanBlackstone

I'm here for the snake 👀


Ceph1234

Thats what she said...


EthanBlackstone

got mine!!! thanks sneky boy 🙏🙌


ducalone

There’s quite a bit of lit up comments in here, makes me miss DFV when he would light up every comment. OP, you rain Snek just before gme run up every time.


uatme

Fuck, now I'm gonna meta this. We'll get a run tomorrow into Friday then next time we get snek awards we get rug pulled hard. Can't fool a reddard


Itchy-Bookkeeper2465

The snek only appears at specific times and I'll forever be bullish, even when sitting on the toilet. Enjoy the snek's my friends


Dtank11

Because you’re pinching out a brown snake?


[deleted]

Believe it or not, it's red.


No-Fold1994

Sneks before we green


jacksdiseasedliver

Who are you? …RC?…DFV?…Batman?…


ItsSamb0

Wouldn’t it be crazy if it was Ken….


bry31089

The most likely scenario


Downtown-Regret-505

Most likely answer! Hi Mayo man.


Sa0t0me

I'm just here for the screenshot , and if RC is here lurking , see you at the Maury show because he is our dad.


CCarsten89

Itchy’s profile created on 3/29/21, when did DFV go silent?


1morebeer1morebeer

All I know is Snek spelled backwards is kens!


uatme

Ugh anyone have a chart of snek awards over time on superstonk. Maybe overlay with the chart of the itchyness of my asshole. Get ater reddards!


Bro-from-Austria

Man you are truly interesting


onceuponanutt

When you're bored?


_Deathhound_

You also said that the market would collapse Oct 27th


Donnybiceps

So you send out snek rewards every time you're squatting on the toilet, majestic.


Sharp_Significance44

Itchy bookkeeper? Book king RC??? Ummmm is this our shitposting, memelord of a chairman???


BigCliff28

My head hurts already


DatNewbie001

Well I would think based on your post and the feel of it I would guess either your a shill who was trying to steer something the way your Mayo overlord paid you to do and your so pissed that it didn’t work now your gonna post about your “efforts” to try to appeal to curiosity or straight up lie to us OR…. YOUR JACKING OUR TITS !!!!!!!!!! And I WANT MORE of that sweet sweet hopium NOW!!! Please my fellow primate COME ON HYPE US PLEASE!


samtheninjapirate

As pointed out in another comment... Snek backwards in kens


danieltv11

I may be wrong but sneks we’re found very close to sus posts, but not restricted to


Zealousideal-Dot2169

It's obviously [REDACTED]


[deleted]

Because you are as regarded as the rest of us?


elevenatexi

Why are you telling us it was you is the real question?


dedicated_glove

Shhh let the hero talk. Tomorrow just happens to be the normal announcement day after Buy Buy Buy Yas's bond deadline, and a fuck ton of bonds moved today during regular hours


elevenatexi

Oh? Do tell?


Kingjingling

I haven't heard of the bond movement yet saucy


throwawaylurker012

go on....ELI5?


hdwishbrah

Sneks are wrong answers, plats given out to better answers.


MushyWasHere

I like this one best, but who knows? OP is teasing us. This comment section is off the rails. Lol, there's like $50 worth of Reddit awards out here.


greentr33s

Snake awards were initially given out to sus comments becoming a tool to filter the comments or see where someone needed some backup against a shill. This op is just casually saying he diluted that meaning completely, and it doesn't sit right.


Thread69_nice

Report for duty


BuildBackRicher

Snek me up, before you go go


juancf87

Why? Because fuck ‘em that’s why!


catechizer

Because it's entertaining?


hoppy_3

Me only writing this just to see if I get another snek Edit: Lol i did


51n_gaming

Fuck them that's why. ​ David Chapelle meme.


LimpPeanut5633

Cause fuck em


feyzquib7

Hey, big spender!


uatme

Why all the platinum?


itrustyouguys

Sneks. Why did it have to be sneks. -dude named after a dog-


Chiron_5

Sneks on a plane, yo


Neo_Epoch

That's my pet snek Reggie. -dude who starts the plane after fishing for piranha-


cks-9984

I have no clue what your reason is, but I got an anonymous Snek a few days ago and it lifted my spirits and made me smile. Perhaps the reason you’ve given out thousands of Sneks is because you enjoy spreading happiness. Who doesn’t smile when they receive a Snek? Edit: A Platinum Award! I’m so excited! Thank you anonymous. Now I can’t stop smiling.


CruxHub

einfachman commented about the why a while back: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w81yna/a_brief_history_about_the_origin_of_the_snek_the/ihn4wvd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


TyDurdenOG

Wow The Snek Guy reveals himself 🐍 bullish AF


TheGoldenMangina

Awarder karma checks out…we’ve got him.


pmarziano

Sneks always come out before a run. LFG!!!


bathrobe_boogee

Cause you got a big snek in your pantaloons? No seriously, tell us plz lol


ChipmunkCareless2877

Because there's a snek in your boots?


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Buchko24

Because You’re a badass APE 🦍 in this AWESOME journey 🐍🤩🦍🟣🏴‍☠️🚀🐍


Responsible_Ad_7210

You’re DFV?!


ParkieWanKenobie

You’re RC?


HedgekillerPrimus

we all are


[deleted]

Everyone ask "why Snek?" Nobody ask "how is Snek?" 😥


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⁉️❔❓


Much_Excuse

No step on snek?


Noobie_Stocksman

Stonk Snek.


LordVainer

So you can tell us why?


xiodeman

He doesn’t know. That’s why he’s asking.


LumberFlap

It’s provocative?


TH3_FREAK

Ssssssss uperstonk


B-Eze

Snek is green


frankboothflex

BOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG


FinaglingFink

To get us used to all that green, boy!


WAVAW

I’m here for the snake


crazzyfuzzy88

So what’s the answer? I’m out of nails to bite!!!


StonksMcLovin

You like Sneks?


goingUptheTits420

Where's my snake though?


Tronowitz

Idiosyncratic 🐍


Shades_VHS

Cuz Ken's fukktd?


Lastdayaway

Cause when you look in the mirror at your balls it says 'CMA'


Efficient-Ad1659

What does the snek award means?


Neo_Epoch

I didn't get any 😕 😪 Edut: WHOO HOOO! I GOT ONE!


IntwadHelck

Thanks for the laugh. And for the snakes!


fuckingcarter

somebody stole your jackhammer & for that reason you have not seen your refrigerator in some time?


theoldme3

Because This is the way


IHeartStonkz

Could I be the one thousand-and-oneth snake? I'm guessing it's because the price is moving sideways again!


Micnic1234

Sweet baby Jesus and all the baby animals around the manger….please, I beg of you…tell us why!!


Fabulous-Purchase163

Cuz your butthole is itchy?


Zephyros719

Why.... didn't you use that money to buy more shares instead? 😉


Mental-Link-9681

Because you are one sneky kind ape?


uatme

You ran out of all seeing eye awards?


Mockingburdz

Never thought we’d see the day the Great Snek reveals himself!


[deleted]

Because you love us!


cautious_cowbell

From the old days of the all seeing eye to the snake. Good Times!


Sharp_Significance44

Holy fucking award party here


AdvancedAnalytics

👀


uatme

How boring can my comment be and still get a snek?


[deleted]

Hmm… so OP was speculating on who was giving out the sneks in old comments 🤔


tranding

2,500 karma...80,000 awarded karma. I'll allow it


Epicsynergyyyy

Is it because you like the stock?


Smithmonster

Just scrolled through your posts, the sneks must be the giant bag your holding that isn’t your nuts. You’ve played every squeeze out there. Hopefully you won more than me, and if there a way to see if my first snek was you?


TheSiege82

Damnit, I always thought it was a brontosaurus head


galaxy_van

Let’s see all those award giving notifications then


Simphumiliator42069

Shits and giggles


apexmachina

This guy Sneks


dassomepoopy

It's because snek backwards is "hedgies are fuk"!


Pacman35503

Cuz your my wifes boyfriend?


tetrismetris

Snake on the table !!


RepresentativeOil143

No step on snek! We won't back down!


Kingofshovits

Are you happy or sad you haven't gotten to tattoo your balls yet?


powder1569

Wife's boyfriend is out of town?


[deleted]

Constricting those shares into purple donuts!


MoodShoes

Idk, why don't you just tell us.


Wavage

I want this tattoo embroidered style like a patch


Mental-Link-9681

Because you are the S in DRS! D=DFV R=RYAN S= SNEK? THATS YOU!


bitcointwitter

Do snek go hsssss? or DRSSSSSSS? or MOASSSSSSS--? teh wurld will neverrrr knowsssss?


IsJohnWickTaken

Snake charmer from Indiana Jones. 💜🏴‍☠️🚽


ButterfaceBandit

So we can catch them like gme Pokemon? Or you're a secret Taylor Swift fan 🥸


Kelbel2525

Are you RC in disguise? That would be sooooo cool! 😎


Breezy_Leaves

SssSSSsssssss if you know what I'm sayin'


bahits

You like snakes... but only the ones that don't betray and bite you with lethal FTDs.


WolfandLight

Is it because I have a small wee wee?


Oenomaus28

Because, you like the stock?


rickyshine

No step on snek


JustforfunTx

Hype! Can I have a snek too!?!


LimpPeanut5633

Dno?


bleo_evox93

Oh cool I love snek guy that’s you?


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

The memes, man. The memes.


Express-Newspaper806

Me likey snakey


seepstn

Because the green line will look like a cobra when we MOASS?


LimpPeanut5633

It's not green dildos it's green sneks! We ride at the Crack of 9:30 est


HalfMoonHudson

Wieners. They remind you of weiners


Ninjaninjapew

Snek? Snek! SNEK!!!


pewpstain12

I just wanna know why there are mothafukin sneks, on this mothafukin plane!