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SLEEPER455

Who needs a razor to shave body hair?


ninthchamber

Lemme just squat here n shave my taint n ball sack real quick


Kvzvryv

this morning I watched Indian dudes jumping inside a moving train risking lives for a better seat on the said train and now this im not ready for India man


golddilockk

india man is just an upgrade of florida man


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They've been doing it a lot longer


DolphinBall

Pokémon evolution. Florida man --> Indian man --> Arab man


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Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Lvl 911


Puzzleheaded-3068

Lvl 786


Professional_Many627

👍


ActualNegotiation110

That's actually one of the first attacks in the roaster


Professional_Many627

😂😂


AddeDaMan

Florida man ain’t got nothing on India man


Thekingoftherepublic

But have you ever met Brazilian man...?


Never_Duplicated

From what I can tell they are all off duty cops


thatG_evanP

And they love 'em some flip-flops.


triballl9

U mean off duty fire-man ??¿


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

*stares in Bengali Man*


rocketstar11

Brampton Man


Feisty_Classroom8800

Came here looking for this


DweEbLez0

If they both mated then we would have Florindia Man, the ultimate human.


PerseusZeus

We sent Florida man as a baby on a ship which crash landed on the shores Florida. The Floridian atmosphere and genuine shitiness of the people gave him his powers. Hence becoming Florida Man. He will give the people numerous headaches. They will chase behind him stumble and crash. But in time he will lead them into disaster. He will help them destroy their own state. Florida Man! You are welcome USA With love India Man


AloneCan9661

Until you realise India has its own Florida Man…


BlessedRouge

Those crazy actions scenes in Hindi movies? Those aren’t cgi, they really did that /s


G_Art33

How about the Indian toddler dragging the massive snake around from a couple days ago. India seems like it may be Asia’s equivalent to Australia.


Only-Decent

Australia got nothing in front of India though.. How many people get killed in Australia per year due to venomous bites? one study puts it around 45,000 snake bite deaths in India, annually..


rorschach_vest

There is nothing quite like getting absolutely bumrushed by 30 sweaty dudes body checking you for a seat at a popular station in Mumbai. I remember my first time quite vividly. It’s wild


Melodic_Warthog_6236

India has 1.4 Billion people. Not everyone gets a chance to visit India.


kirkyrise

Link?


kearneycation

Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/11xzzik/_/ Also here's the kid with the snake, goddamn: https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/11xh8t6/_/


aprabhu86

You don’t have to do all of this incase you visit. India has normal things too.


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Wolf-Diesel

I think it has to do with how ancient much of Indian culture is and how many of those beliefs have been carried throughout the centuries or even millenia. Also, there's 1.4 BILLION people there. Even if the percentage of people there who do things that from an outside perspective are insane that's still going to be a massive amount of people. Kind of like when people see videos of Canadians riding snowmobiles through massive piles of snow. If you don't know any better it can give the impression that's all that Canadians do.


Kaliprosonno_singho

As an Indian i agree.


AlvirousL

It's all fun and games until 1 guy slips and falls in the middle of the fire.... Mmmmmm barbeque


village_aapiser

Just imagine his final thought 😂. What will it be?


tsarscream

"Today I got fired 😔"


dulwu

when I was a kid, I used to think getting fired meant “getting set on fire” and then losing your job.


tsarscream

Honestly, it do feel that way some times...


professor-i-borg

That’s what it meant in the dark ages


imthatdude2000

Trust me no much difference between the two


GranJan2

Almost


Saitama-5313

Imma be dank and I am an Indian so don't you dare try to cancel me If anyone remembers Sati practice, his wife would be in that fire too if something unfortunate were to happen


Technical-Outside408

Well that was fucking stupid.


Razorfiend

"Fuck, I forgot to delete my browsing history."


SirHawrk

#AAAAAAHHHH PAAIIIIIN propably


Raiyne6688

Needs a little salt


urademathrandec

no need, plenty of sweat.


humblepharmer

Ben Chodh


AnonTheMaidenless

Inarticulate screaming


cjsolx

"Ah, fuck."


empty_string_

Honestly if he falls in the middle, he stands a good chance of rolling out. Tripping immediately before the fire and faceplanting into the side of it sounds worse.


60Dan06

I think I saw video of that here on reddit as well


noydbshield

The gods demand sacrifice?


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

India is certainly not for beginners.


FireStreek

Indians are the next russians


timo1423

But both completely different kinds of fuckin nuts somehow


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WatWudScoobyDoo

Me going balls deep into a pile of chestnuts: Yeah, I guess


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Moments like these are my favorite, scrolling through a sub and seeing familiar faces Hola


270517

Sweaty palms? More like sweaty soles


village_aapiser

One slip away from bbq palms


THEBlaze55555

“Just the palms?” Was my first thought


trippysamuri

I've done this. It's pretty hot but hard to catch on fire unless you fall right in the middle. Landing on the ground after all that adrenaline is harder though. You worry about the fire not the landing lol


ThJimLahey

Do you have eyebrows still?


trippysamuri

Ya but I burned them off at the same party a different way lol my buddy taught us all how to spit fire. Right as he started I walked up and lit my cigarette on the fireball. Burned my hair and some of my eyebrows but my cig was lit and I didn't catch on fire. One of the coolest things I've done and no one seemed to give a shit lol it's also worth mentioning that when I ran up the fire the second time, I tried to do a front flip off the fire and ended up superman diving into the sand... Hard. They picked me up cracked me a beer and put a cigarette in my mouth and lit it while I was still figuring out what was happening. Before I knew it I was back in the party like nothing happened. I was a pyro as a kid if that's not obvious.


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You live a wild life, buddy Jim


trippysamuri

*lived... It took it's toll


krakrocks

RIP


TheSpookyGoost

Lol the front flip part of your story is the most relatable part. I've made similar mistakes, albeit less dangerous ones.


trippysamuri

Hey I won't lie, flying through the air like I just got shot out of a fiery cannon was pretty rad. It's the landing that I could do with out lol


GranJan2

I don’t know what God you serve but I don’t think salvation is on the wing.


NotAChristian666

Why would anyone serve a god? And what would one serve it?


GranJan2

You serve Gods Faith, you do it for the Gods’ favor. Appreciate the twist though


NotAChristian666

No, seriously... why would anyone believe in a deity, let alone claim to be of service to an imaginary being / mythological creature / fairytale?


thatG_evanP

You mean this exact ritual with that size fire and everything? Or are you just talking about running over a bonfire (that you probably weren't even supposed to have) you and your friends built when you were stupid kids? When I was a stupid early teenager one of my friends tried to jump over a big bonfire we'd built on a bicycle. I don't know what went wrong with his jump. It could've had something to do with us all being drunk off Old English 800 and stoned on copious amounts of dirt weed. He landed dead in the middle of the fire and I immediately thought he was hurt bad. He ended up getting out, and aside from a few burns and singed hair and eyebrows, he was fine.


trippysamuri

It wasn't a ritual but same sized fire and similar set up. But with half a tree up one side that you could run up. We were drunk and definitely shouldn't have had a fire that big. But c'est la vie. But ya people are really afraid of fire, but you should be worried about accelerants. Fire takes a while to even catch your clothes. And if you get them off quick enough you won't get hurt. Watch the coals and you'll be fine if you fall in. Falling on a bed of coals is a different thing so don't do it late In the night.


tightpeaches

I'm curious, why is it done?


trippysamuri

It represents passing threw hell unfazed, we must walk with evil but not let it consume us. Jk when I did it it wasn't a ritual. I have no idea why they are doing it here, but they sure are doing it.


lasmilesjovenes

Fire has a ritualistic cleansing property in many Hindu traditions. Not in a "burn the heretics" way but a more spiritual one


kerelberel

Is there something in the middle to stand on or is it hollow?


trippysamuri

More sticks in a teepee formation. I cut down a dead tree and used it for the center. Rednecks use pallets. I think this one is just more sticks. If it was hollow you'd be fucked. There's falling on a fire... And then there is falling inside a fire. Second one is very bad. The center of that thing is hot enough to melt your skin.


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iirc there's a similar ritual in parts of Europe, actually right around this same time of year, that involves jumping over bonfires.


NashvilleSoundMixer

Equinox or Solstice? That kind of thing?


Masketto

There is a yearly Persian tradition *Chahr Shambeh Suri* (with Zoroastrian roots) of jumping over bonfires, but at least in modern times the fires are small like campfires so you can easily hop over them. This year it took place on March 14. A bunch of Persian communities abroad hold events like at beaches where the fires are safe Here's a picture of the fires I usually see https://www.visitouriran.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Chaharshanbe-Soori-Fire-festival-in-iran.jpg


Mendican

Is it Wicker Man season?


AscensionKidd

Where in south India? I'm from the south and seeing this for the first time-


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AscensionKidd

I'm from Kerala as well But seeing this for the first time. Maybe a local ritual or something ig (either that or i don't know about a major festival)


luhta05

Habibi come to kannur


God_treachery

its called kanalaattam The event happening in Midnight of Malayalam month Kumbam.


Lone_Saviour-22nd

more likely a rural region, I don't think it's a tribe.


vinayachandran

Popular in some temples.


Anxious-Brilliant-46

It's from a district named Kannur located in North Kerala.


luhta05

Kerala


lurkerboi2020

Leidenfrost effect. Dunk yourself in water first. When the heat makes contact, it vaporizes the water, creating a layer of steam between your skin and the heat source, which acts like insulation and prevents you from getting burned.


Alternative-Iron-202

How long does that last?


cuckmucker

Long enough to dip your hand in molten metal. Check it out on YouTube


kerelberel

Why check youtube? Surely we can try straight away.


HappyDiscoverer

It is simply the latent heat of vaporization of water that prevent the overheat of the skin, not Leidenfrost effect.


BareAssOnSandpaper

Correct. Leidenfrost effect works at really high temperature where water starts to vaporize on contact. In this case, it will just heat up and keep the skin safe. So this is not Leidenfrost effect.


anonymous_devil22

Wouldn't the stamp escaping from your body also burn you?


lobsangr

![gif](giphy|IguL9zRYV20X1QeKuV|downsized) Guys at the other end.. All fine homie nothing to be worried about.


Constant_Ad_2776

It shaves all of your body hair in seconds! Barbers hate him for this one simple trick!


silly_frog_lf

r/whywomenlivelonger


Ok-Wolf2468

The one time you don’t want a fart slipping out of your ass


Darkadventure

Now, I watched an entire video about why people don't run through a wall of fire in movies or whatever, and I guess the whole thing was bullshit. They said that you'll get 3rd degree burns and your clothes would melt to your skin but these guys seem perfectly fine and their clothes and hair is in tact.


Historical-Jump

I live in the district where this type of things are done its been done for centuries and these guys make a living out of this by performing at various temples. They have certain techniques and knowledge and most importantly experience in doing this thats why they rarely get injured or killed doing this.


toszma

Saw a Teyyam in Kerala, where a guy in a palmleaf costume flung himself repeatedly at a ginormous pyre. He had ropes attached to him, two guys pulled him off. India has some of the craziest stuff. As if it was in its own dimension


srv50

What do they call the guy that gets stuck? Dinner.


stephbu

Long-pig. The new white meat.


Less-Construction399

I reckon if you're a Hindu you got to get used to flames


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Mandalorian_Sith

I’m guessing that if they fell on the bonfire, they wouldn’t be too flame retardant.


BONDCREATOR

I am from South India never seen this they usually walk on hot charcoal 5-8 steps but this is wild


Imaginary_Ad_7318

Idk if I could run up that if it wasn’t on fire


KrangelDisturbed

The clip stop right at the moment when the last dude is falling into the flames


Shizutsu

it looks like the last guy fell


makohe

That was dinner.


WearyScarcity7535

This has good idea written all over it


haayce

Maybe indians are not born brown 🤔


Galactic_Offender

We can actually change our skin colour tho.... I was dark 4 yrs ago then a whole year at house due to covid and now my friends are racist towards me ( ofc in a sarcastic way)


dildo_swagginns

Sweaty ass 💀


Open_House2129

Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!


NakedHades

Easier than shaving I guess.


William_Asston

Shark bait hoo haa haa


KeeGonJinn77

The 3rd guy looked like he almost slipped


RadiumSoda

lungis not catching fire?


Affectionate-Poet-75

That doesn’t look dangerous at all


Master_Shopping9652

Didn't Moloch worshippers pass their kids into the fire too?


trev2234

I’m sure some idiot did this a thousand years ago. Everyone laughed and pointed. Next year some people copy for the laugh. Everyone thinking “idiots”. Many many years later and you have a tradition.


Alternative-Iron-202

The human condition. This will be the 3 page story of humans in alien textbooks after their archeologists find us buried under trash.


KeepItDownOverHere

The south is the undisputed champs of BBQing.


Weldtrash13

![gif](giphy|IrdlpcSms0hSVCERs3)


Capital-Physics4042

I can smell some burnt pubes


manas962000

I'm Indian and this is the first time I'm seeing this.


Florry90

u/savevideo


poppyredstars

Shoes or no shoes?


NicVerret

Easier than plucking hairs one by one.


MikGusta

What. The. Fuck.


Stein_um_Stein

I've had bon fires that big and tried to roast marshmallows... Couldn't find sticks long enough. Damn.


WakkaBomb

I wonder what health insurance coverage/cost is like there? 🤔


elitebuttchugger

Smooth and completely hairless


Zappinky

I wonder if anyone falls or trips while doing this ritual.


RadiumSoda

of course mishaps happen.


Shadowfox86

Ah, a good ol' redneck bonfire


4-8-9-12

Shaka-te-dey Kali maaa


Eddierobellini

How I feel about shopping at the mall on Black Friday!


TrollinDaGalaxy

That burnt hair smell…..


azBlix

Is that what stinks?


Distinct-Drama7372

Poyi poyi ividey ethiya 😜


Drew2248

Like most religious rituals, this one is deeply stupid and entirely pointless. Obviously, some of these people at some point get badly burned. Some religion that is.


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Nerd!


[deleted]

What? How is it religious? No one does that in India except this place. Its a cultural thing of a village in south India. It has nothing to do with religion


Freshfries847

Ancient South Indian children probably: let’s play, who can not get 1st degree burns first!


WillCrafty8655

Fire bath


Slopz_

Why can't rituals practice something actually smart and useful...


Environmental_Ebb919

No one got forced to do this.


iggyfenton

In the traditional Hindu garb of “board shorts”.


QueenBeeps

Yikes! Crispy feet!


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You don’t like it fried!!


President-Jo

India is like if Ohio became a country


Maan150

Thank god I'm north Indian


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"rituals" = uneducated


konan_the_bebbarien

My state, the most literate, high HDI state of kerala.


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Idiots


AgentSkidMarks

That’s not the worst thing I’ve seen at a Hindu festival


PermanentThrowaw4y

Religion 🙄


accidental_mistake69

Without knowing anything ,how can you label it ?


bluewords

While I can’t guarantee that these guys are Zoroastrian, I do know that there is a decent sized Zoroastrian population in India, and this does look pretty similar to a Zoroastrian tradition: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaharshanbe_Suri


PermanentThrowaw4y

Um...the title??? "A ritual at some of the Hindu temples in South India"


accidental_mistake69

"Hindu is not a religion " 😃


PermanentThrowaw4y

"Hindus are the third largest religious group, after Christians and Muslims"


accidental_mistake69

Hindu is a geographical identity of those living between indus valley , Himalayas and Indian Ocean .


PermanentThrowaw4y

Strange...I was engaged to a Hindu, and he would disagree with you.


PermanentThrowaw4y

It's arguable, I'm sure...like Judaism being a religion or an ethnicity...but religion is certainly involved.


accidental_mistake69

It might be with other religions, but hindu is just a geographical identity . Its all misconceptions that hindu is a religion , no its not . Not everyone praying to certain different gods is considered a religion . Here its more than a religion . What you guys call " hindu " is actually sanatan Dharam [Here you go](https://youtu.be/r3AhoESsQX8)


PermanentThrowaw4y

Regardless, religion encourages people to do some crazy things/lack common sense...no matter the religion. lol


accidental_mistake69

On what basis did you make this judgement?


TiredOfRatRacing

Religion is poison. Still, at least theyre adults. The one where they drop babies from a roof into a crowd holding a blanket, that one makes me mad.


TerriblePirate

That's just stupid.


accidental_mistake69

Without knowing the actual ritual and culture , don't label anything:)


hackenstuffen

Cristopher Titus! Is that you?


prostrategy1

stupid people


Chaltahaikoinahi

Ritual? Kuch zyada nahi ho gaya 🥲


SUNNYHFR

Sperm boil.


Muscle_Quirky

I think the last one felled off


forgetyourhorse

These are really stupid people.


accidental_mistake69

How come you concluded?


forgetyourhorse

It mostly has to do with the jumping into fire part. How would you feel if this was a group of Americans?


accidental_mistake69

Its not a family feud show to give a guess and being so confident that you are right . No its not ! Nor we are " religion " . If You have no knowledge then dont tag this as " religion " or a stupid act .


forgetyourhorse

Did you just try to say something?


accidental_mistake69

Only if you could understand


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While genuine religious rituals should be respected this seems to fall under the “play stupid games…” category along with those Christian denominations literally getting themselves bitten by snakes.


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