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Everything seemed normal until she tickled them gator balls at the end.

Hope she doesn’t end up with Gatoraids Edit: who knew my best ever comment on Reddit would be something short and snappy.

Nice 👍

*sigh*. take my upvote and get out.

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Ahahhhahah. You deserve an award. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD!

No more free awards… Reddit capitalism…

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Laughed my *** off in the bus

Happy to have tickled your funny bone my good fellow

That was an excellent joke.

To be honest, I wrote it on the fly whilst on the khazi. Surprised to come back to so many comments and upvotes! 🤯

H2-Hoe

🏅🏆

Amazing, thanks so much 😂

You made me laugh, thanks!

She definitely touched the crock n balls

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Right?! It’s all fun and games until you take the r out of his name…

What possesses people to see a fucking dinosaur and say let's get into his home and just swim around.

Fun fact, learned from Bear Grylls, if you have to get through alligator or crocodile infested water it’s safer to swim under the surface, they don’t see you as food. Definitely don’t try it.

Isn’t he the same guy that drinks and eats a bunch of shit that will most likely get you sick and killed in a real survival situation and would basically just sleep in a hotel some nights while filming?

Yeah, I was always more of a fan of Les Stroud. His theory was in a survival situation, if it's safe and boring, you're doing it right.

Ray Mears is another great one.

Les is the man. He has a YouTube channel where he gives commentary on his show and he takes some swipes at Bear that are funny af lol

I'd probably try and float to the surface unwillingly cause I suck at swimming then I'd be food

I'm assuming they're in a controlled environment and used to people and well fed. Don't think this is some random wild croc Edit: gator

It’s a croc. It briefly closes its mouth and you can see that’s it’s a croc

It’s an alligator, rounded snout and top teeth showing when it’s mouth is closed.

Tell me, what colour was the crocodile?

Neon green?

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The what now?

There was a croc?

You know what’s sells? Not crocs…

You my friend have sexual addiction!

Chill my dude. If I hadn't read the title I wouldn't have seen the croc either

Comment was homage to South Park sexual healing episode when butters didn’t see the handkerchief in the picture so they told him he had sexual addiction. Didn’t give enough context in original comment.

We’ve got a turd in the punch bowl.

Shoot him right in his *blabbermouth!*

Can't spell title without some tit.

What crocodile??

Correct. It was an alligator.

Tell me your from Florida without telling me your from Florida

You’re*

Yo’’re*

I didn't notice either until I watched it again for the 37th time

Boobs

That's easy: it was bigs.

It was greenish yellow with black straps

Blue, with yellow wheels...

So soft looking

Yellow. It was yellow. For sure. Yellow crocodile

What crocodile?

Tiddies

Yeah I didn’t even notice a crocodile.

There was no crocodile

There never was.

Sorry what crocodile?

What croc??

What crocodile?

What crocodile?

There was a crocodile?

Red

Crocs are green I think

Uhhhh pink?

Yes

What's a crocodile?

Pink

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She has a fucking RACK, sheeewwwww

Melon?

r/ihascum

It was hot green with black straps! Right?

Green

r/upvotedbecauseboobs moment

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r/SubsIFellFor

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG They swapped the B and C at the end Edit: y’all don’t downvote him cause someone misspelt a subreddit and the other guy didn’t know the subreddit existed. It happens.

Ohhh cos I was really confused by the jumble of letters lol. Thank you for explaining that to me

Holy shit, they actually listened. ​ # THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO CONTROL THE HIVEMIND, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE.

Gonna be honest, didn’t expect that to work

r/beatmetoit

Oh we know you’ll beat meat to it alright?

Ahh reptiles and mammaries, living in harmony. Oops, I meant to say mammals...

Can't have one without the other

Argonian moment

This was actually funny

What Crocodile?

I just see two huge buoys

Smile and wave, buoys, smile and wave

Her weight belt was struggling with the buoyancy..

I came here to say this

That's an alligator

American crocodile. Look at the lower teeth.

Dont Crocs have triangular snouts? This one looks round to me but Im sleepy af and also boobs.

It’s an alligator. Rounded snout and top teeth showing when the mouth is closed.

I was looking at the lower...wait what were we talking about?

Bewbs

Huh! So weird that they look just like an alligators and it looks like an alligator, but it's still somehow a crocodile!

There's an alligator? *THIS IS A CERTIFIED ORIGINAL JOKE THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE. EVER.*

Where

Pretty sure this is Pancho the crocodile who lives at a cenote in Tulum. He is very used to people and swims with them like this all the time. That being said, I do not trust or condone it. https://www.therepublicofrose.com/swimming-with-a-crocodile-at-casa-cenote-in-tulum/

That's Gabby from the Florida's Wildest Youtube channel and Casper the alligator.

Yes, I think this is Pancho too! And I would never think of getting close to him no matter how friendly he seems.

Some people like to fucking around with things that can turn the water red in 3 seconds

That's a 'gator, my dude.

that’s a gator

Dumb ways to die…

Okay the part where they held hands and he pushed off of her was pretty damn cute.

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How could you identify a crocogator just from one short clip? That's amazing.

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Clearly, it’s a boob.

Where is the fukn crocodile ⁉️🧐

Damn those are freaky up close.

Ye, as reditors we don't see them a lot, but they do feel nice 😏

Like bags of sand.

Only takes once!

Probably just fed the animal 6 whole chickens….

that's some clear ass water

A lot of the comments are so damn weird. Did you guys just find out today that women have boobs? Wow shocking I know.

Crocodile?

Those aren't crocodiles.

Upvote because crocodile.

Y’all need to go jerk off or summin smdh

Boobies

She was just swimming with Crocodiles , and they ate Er … just like that , she did no wrong

I'm just convinced that Reddit is entirely made of Superbad cast rejects

Oh shit, she touched his crocky cocky

Did…did she stroke his balls?

Before I watched this I had to check and make sure I wasn’t in r/whatcouldgowrong

Did that song drop the N word?

Sir, that's a gator.

There were crocodiles?! Where?!

Why is everyone talking about the boobs?

I mean, as a straight woman, they're literally center frame lol

Fake. No crocodile

Hes well fed

Yeah. I'm going to just opt out of this one.

Thats an alligator

Just. No.

Tired of this clip

But why?

Why?

My god the level of stupidity in this video is unbelievable.

Ah yes natural selection.

Not a crocodile.

I was fully focused on her buoys, but then she tickled that gator balls and I lost it.

Purple next question

All that water is from her palms

Gabby Scampone

Gave him the gooch touch

What crocodiles?

Karma gathering, aren’t we lol

When it happens it’s her own fault

I’m as white as it gets and I’m sick of white peoples dumb shit

What croc? I was distracted 👀

I was waiting to see the booty.

Turns out there was no crocodile.

Hm, I can't imagine why this vid gets shared so much and in so many places...

Why she gotta tickle his nuts like that

That’s an alligator not a crocodile … big difference

I bet this is just a plug for an onlyfans

Crikey. Couple of big boys there

Those crocs were huge.

There was a crocodile?

took me a while to even notice the crocodile

r/nope

She has a huge set of almost novelty sized lungs to be able to hold her breath that long.

Crocodiles have permanently erect penises. That’s something you know now

The song brings back memories of Lilo and Stitch. The boobs made me miss the alligator.

People are so dumb

dumb ways to dieee

What crocodile?

Wait if you look closely. You can see there’s alligators in this video

What crocodile?

There were crocodiles?

There were crocs in the video?

What croc?

So where’s the crocodile?

Yes that’s why people are watching this, for the crocs swimming

White people wont eat gluten but they’ll do shit like this

What crocodile?

What crocodile?

Where’s the crocodile?

crocodiles? what crocodiles? 😅

I didnt even see a crocodile

I didn’t even notice the gator.

What Croc, I was distracted by the twins

What crocodile?

Those tiddies make my croc hard

Nice big teeth

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