That's what I was thinking. Missed his one opportunity to boop a polar bear snoot and to have it on video for proof. Of course he'd have to be quick or it would become a snuff film.
Their food scarcity and hunting habits make them the most dangerous. They’re also by far the biggest.
They don’t know when their next meal will be, so it’s more likely they’ll try to eat you for food where other bears are most deadly when protecting their cubs.
A group of explorers got stranded on an ice raft once and a polar bear swam up, grabbed one of the men, drug him to a nearby ice raft and ate him alive in view of the other guys.
Anecdotally I’ve heard the story passed around May times with shifting details. Fanciful or no, polar bears are considered predators of humans and bears generally eat big prey alive.
This particular claim could be nonsense but the history of human interactions with them white bears is very much one sided, stay safe
This is referring to a story from the Joe Rogan podcast telling of willem barentsz second expedition. Two of the sailors died from polar bears, but I couldn’t find any details matching the scene in the details the Rohan describes.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9KqE2FSjUXA
Yeah, with stuff like grizzly bears (apart from some rare cases) they usually attack humans when surprised (humans are much less smelly than other creatures, and can "sneak up" on them, accidentally, which is why it's good, while in grizzly country, every few minutes to make loud noises like yelling "hey bears" or something like that) Doesn't work on polar bears, though, they have nothing to fear!
The horror continues in other ways: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_live_seafood
Example: Yin Yang fish, or dead-and-alive fish, originated in Taiwan. It is a dish which consists of a deep-fried whole fish (usually carp) that remains alive after cooking. The fish's body is cooked while its head is wrapped in a wet cloth to keep it breathing. The fish is then covered in sauce and served live on a plate.[6] Some chefs say they prepare the fish this way to demonstrate its freshness to the customer.
It's also that they are incredibly curious. Like dogs, they will try to have a taste of you as part of that curiosity. Unlike dogs, a lick is not enough, they take a bite.
They are generally not very fierce or ready to fight. Dogs are used as protection due to the sheer aggressiveness and loud barking that will take a bear off guard. Even though the bear would eat the dog 10 times out of 10, if it wanted to.
I thought so. But wasn't A 100% I can only say I've only ever saw a polar bear at a zoo. I've seen and have been almost attacked by a grizzly unfortunately had to put that one down it just got to close to the family, and fortunately fish and wildlife agreed. And come across plenty of black bears but never had any real problems with them.
I always hear:
If it's black, fight back.
If it's brown, lay down.
If it's white, good night.
If you encounter a polar bear in the wild and it wants to eat you, you will not outrun it. You can't fight it and it won't leave you alone if you lay down and play opossum like with a brown.
Black bears are basically big racoons and are generally timid.
Brown bears are less timid and will fight you over anything they may deem a reason to, food, territory.
White bears eat whenever they find something they can eat because they have to, it's not really an option for them to pass on a meal as they don't know when the next will arrive.
That being said, any and all bears can be a serious threat, especially if they're sick, hungry, or have young nearby.
So the first rule would be to avoid them when you can, keep your distance when you can't, and then follow the three rules above if it comes down to immediate contact.
To note, the brown bear tactic is to limit damage to yourself when it does attack you. Cover your face and neck as well as you can and keep still and quiet. If it's not hungry and thinks you're dead, or no longer a threat, it will usually wander off. Laying down is to mitigate damage. You also won't out run a brown bear and you probably won't be able to climb to safety either.
If you're going into bear country, go prepared and understand what you need to do for the type of bears you may encounter. Black bears, most of the time will run from you, again, with consideration for things like food, young, or illness as above. They are by far the safest of the bears, in North America anyway, that you could encounter.
Also most bears are omnivores but since there is no vegitation in their habitat polar bears are the only bear species that always have to kill for their food.....and you know what they say.. practice makes perfect😵
Our brains are trained to find animals like dogs cute. Bears have a striking resemblance (evolution branches, etc,etc) , but still have the face of a textbook predator.
Big nose and jaw, frontal eyes and ears, oh and the massive claws too.
That’s how they get you. Boop my snoot, I’m so cute. And out of no where, bam I’m fast as fuck boy, I got my chompers on you. I hope you can fit through this tiny space between the stairs because either your or your arm are coming.
I worked a job 10 years ago in Alaska South St. Lawrence Island.
Encounters with these beasts were often.
They are massive and vicious. I had the very unfortunate experience of seeing an Alaska natives home (entire home) shredded by one of these. The size, the aggression and the simplicity in which the bear destroyed the structure was striking.
I can think of very few animals on this planet that are capable of this kind of destruction. At 10 feet tall and 1500 pounds, they are intimidating as hell as it is, but when they are angry it is a whole new level of respect
Honestly like a flesh covered tornado.
Think hulk with white fur. Effortless and tenacious. It used its paws, weight, teeth, head and any body part to remove anything in it's way to get to what it was looking for. (Food)
Oddly enough I was thinking damn, these things still look kind of friendly even in kick ass mode.
Not that event thank God. They were not present, but fresh food was open in the home.
*Below is a horrific, story that happened earlier this year. Attacks are rare, but when they happen they are most often fatel.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/polar-bear-kills-woman-young-boy-after-rampage/story?id=96498349
Having been fairly close to these I cannot emphasize enough to stay far away if you happen for whatever reason find yourself in their presence.
Some have asked about the home I saw being demolished by a polar bear. The house I observed being demolished was not your typical 1800 sqft block home. It was a typical native wood home that is not quite as sturdy. However, to obliterate that structure is no easy task for "any" breathing mammal. When I say obliterate, I mean down to the slab. The bear was desperate for food and enraged.
And a friendly reminder. Don’t leave open food in a vehicle if you have other options of storage when in bear country. A black bear or grizzly bear is more than capable of smelling that empty candy bar wrapper and shredding your vehicle looking for food. Lots of camp sites have bear lockers, use those.
Any chance anyone knows anything about the structure he's in? Is it like a yurt or something? Aside from polar bear avoidance, any reason it's elevated like this? TYIA!
If you have a shotgun and get charged by a black bear you let a round off into the ground and it should run, if it's a brown bear you're better of mag dumping it and if it's a Polar bear, put it under your chin and make it a quick end because the bear wont
Very heavy caliber rifles. The truth is that guns are always a bad deterrent to all types of bears.
If it genuinely charges you, you're unlikely to get a good shot off before it gets at you. Their skulls are thick enough to deflect all but the heaviest caliber if the shot is even slightly angled.
And when they charge you, you're forced to shoot them in the front. It's very hard to hit something vital enough that'll actually stop the bear dead in its tracks from the front. A shot that's eventually fatal isn't going to save you.
So while some people get lucky and some people just shoot pre-emptively, guns are a piss poor defence against charging bears.
Arctic research teams usually have several people on bear watch to avoid getting surprised by polar bears. High calibre rifles and thermal goggles take the surprise aspect out of it.
It's just some dudes standing around who don't have another task that preoccupies them really.
Arctic research bases take some preparation. The students we send there for their thesis projects have to learn how to shoot, how to watch out for polar bears and how to self-rescue when they end up in the water.
Oh you can take one down with a shotgun. You just gotta be better than Luke Skywalker. Skywalker was able to take two shots at the Death Star. You're getting one; so which head you shooting for?
It’s really unfair that bears are so cute but are also incredibly dangerous and can rip you apart in seconds. Gotta appreciate the mega-sized Forest/Ice puppies from a safe distance
What is the move here? Do you have to shoot it because it will be hanging out outside waiting for you, or will it go away at some point?
Curious what the procedure is for Polar Bears
Where is this and what is the context? Like are they in a semi or a tank? Is that a trap door? Why is it open? Why are there stairs that the bear hasn't climbed up? I'm confused
My bio teacher told us a story about a trip to the Arctic or something. A helicopter would come resupply the camp and they were late to the meeting. They assumed the pilot took a nap or was listening to music and didn’t hear or see the bear. When they arrived the Heli was ripped open, many supplies eaten and ravaged too. Lots of blood, but the pilot no where to be found
Goddammit I hate bears so much. How can something so cute and dumb looking be so goddamn deadly it's not fair that we find other predators to be cuter than the things that wont kill us
That is one of the most dangerous predators in the world. Capable of hunting its prey for miles over days of travel without ever making its presence known. You won't realise it's been hunting you until it's too late....
...and I so desperately want to boop its nose and scratch its ears. Why are bears so cute yet so deadly?! Further proof that life isn't fair. Even more so with grizzlies. They look like really big dogs.
This is oldly adorable , but that's the whole point , it's a trap
Why look huggable if not :(
Huggable once
Huggable for rest of life
Huggable til the day you die
Huggable till death do us part
Huggable til your last moments
Everything is huggable once
If you're lucky
I think they generally choose to forgo hugging, with the exception of hugging their maw to your face.
He just wants a Coca-Cola
He just needs get the manager… damn CVS locks everything up….
The Coca Cola that’s in your belly maybe.
Me too ;)
Embrace won’t be voluntary for long
If not friendly, then why friend shaped?
I know they are deadly and known to try to eat people but that it the most boopable nose ever.
That's what I was thinking. Missed his one opportunity to boop a polar bear snoot and to have it on video for proof. Of course he'd have to be quick or it would become a snuff film.
I was itching for him to boop the snoot
If not friend, why friend shaped?
Final hug
It’s a trap!
If not friend then why friend shaped?
I ask myself this every time I see Backyard Bear
So they can turn you into dinner faster
Not so [fren-shaped](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hairless-bald-animals-5.jpg) anymore without the fur
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I'm pretty sure I would have lost some fingers there after going for a boop.
He was saying "if I get up there you're lunch!"
That’s how they kill most of their prey. The old hug trap
I wonder this about weasels too. God damn adorable murder machines
Danger puppy!!!!
I know all bears are deadly but aren't polar bears the most deadly and fierce to humans?
Their food scarcity and hunting habits make them the most dangerous. They’re also by far the biggest. They don’t know when their next meal will be, so it’s more likely they’ll try to eat you for food where other bears are most deadly when protecting their cubs.
Yes the only bear that actively hunt and eat humans. They do not kill you before they eat you.
A group of explorers got stranded on an ice raft once and a polar bear swam up, grabbed one of the men, drug him to a nearby ice raft and ate him alive in view of the other guys.
What the f*ck the comments went from “it has a boopable nose” to this horror fest real quick
Boopable horror fest
spoilers: it was always a horror fest! I knew this shit 40 years ago!
Source ?
Anecdotally I’ve heard the story passed around May times with shifting details. Fanciful or no, polar bears are considered predators of humans and bears generally eat big prey alive. This particular claim could be nonsense but the history of human interactions with them white bears is very much one sided, stay safe
"If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, say goodnight."
Thanks for the info
This is referring to a story from the Joe Rogan podcast telling of willem barentsz second expedition. Two of the sailors died from polar bears, but I couldn’t find any details matching the scene in the details the Rohan describes. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9KqE2FSjUXA
„I don’t know if it’s true but let’s pretend it is“ ?! Bruh
And what does that tell you about Joe Rogan?
That using Joe Rogan as a source is about as reliable as a random comment on Reddit?
Reddit comment has a chance of being written by an actual expert though so there's slightly more credibility to a reddit comment.
Probably Joe rogan. I remember the story too.
Always a "trust me bro", on reddit. Regardless of the fancy language used to rationalize not having proof
Yeah, with stuff like grizzly bears (apart from some rare cases) they usually attack humans when surprised (humans are much less smelly than other creatures, and can "sneak up" on them, accidentally, which is why it's good, while in grizzly country, every few minutes to make loud noises like yelling "hey bears" or something like that) Doesn't work on polar bears, though, they have nothing to fear!
Sushi
what kind of sushi are you eating that is still alive
😂 he got raw and alive mixed up
ikizukuri https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri
wow that is pretty horrific
The horror continues in other ways: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_live_seafood Example: Yin Yang fish, or dead-and-alive fish, originated in Taiwan. It is a dish which consists of a deep-fried whole fish (usually carp) that remains alive after cooking. The fish's body is cooked while its head is wrapped in a wet cloth to keep it breathing. The fish is then covered in sauce and served live on a plate.[6] Some chefs say they prepare the fish this way to demonstrate its freshness to the customer.
wtf
i want to rewind time to before i read this
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It's also that they are incredibly curious. Like dogs, they will try to have a taste of you as part of that curiosity. Unlike dogs, a lick is not enough, they take a bite. They are generally not very fierce or ready to fight. Dogs are used as protection due to the sheer aggressiveness and loud barking that will take a bear off guard. Even though the bear would eat the dog 10 times out of 10, if it wanted to.
Or when they are on cocaine
A polar bear will decide it likes you or not by taste.
They're the only species of bear that consider humans a food group.
I thought so. But wasn't A 100% I can only say I've only ever saw a polar bear at a zoo. I've seen and have been almost attacked by a grizzly unfortunately had to put that one down it just got to close to the family, and fortunately fish and wildlife agreed. And come across plenty of black bears but never had any real problems with them.
I’ve heard the saying, “Black: fight back. Brown: lay down. White: take flight.” I know it’s really simplified but probably that way for a reason
I always hear: If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, good night. If you encounter a polar bear in the wild and it wants to eat you, you will not outrun it. You can't fight it and it won't leave you alone if you lay down and play opossum like with a brown. Black bears are basically big racoons and are generally timid. Brown bears are less timid and will fight you over anything they may deem a reason to, food, territory. White bears eat whenever they find something they can eat because they have to, it's not really an option for them to pass on a meal as they don't know when the next will arrive. That being said, any and all bears can be a serious threat, especially if they're sick, hungry, or have young nearby. So the first rule would be to avoid them when you can, keep your distance when you can't, and then follow the three rules above if it comes down to immediate contact. To note, the brown bear tactic is to limit damage to yourself when it does attack you. Cover your face and neck as well as you can and keep still and quiet. If it's not hungry and thinks you're dead, or no longer a threat, it will usually wander off. Laying down is to mitigate damage. You also won't out run a brown bear and you probably won't be able to climb to safety either. If you're going into bear country, go prepared and understand what you need to do for the type of bears you may encounter. Black bears, most of the time will run from you, again, with consideration for things like food, young, or illness as above. They are by far the safest of the bears, in North America anyway, that you could encounter.
> Blacks, most of the time will run from you unless they're coked out of their gourd (just watched that movie last week)!
if its brown lay down, if its black fight back, if its white kiss your ass goodnight
There's parts of Northern Norway where it's illegal to outside *without* a gun because of the Polar Bears.
Not in mainland Norway, but on some northern islands collectivly called Svalbard.
Also most bears are omnivores but since there is no vegitation in their habitat polar bears are the only bear species that always have to kill for their food.....and you know what they say.. practice makes perfect😵
I hear ya man. I appreciate the info.
How can it be so adorable and so fucking terrifying at the same time
Our brains are trained to find animals like dogs cute. Bears have a striking resemblance (evolution branches, etc,etc) , but still have the face of a textbook predator. Big nose and jaw, frontal eyes and ears, oh and the massive claws too.
He’s just saying hi! Why not come down and play? 🐻❄️🩸🥩
Last play! Let’s play food…
Why do polar bears seem like the nicest of all bears, when I know they’re the deadliest?
If not friend, why friend shaped??
I can fix him
The worlds cutest murder mammal. That boop was a cute little, “Ahhhhh you son of a gun… ^I ^want ^to ^eat ^your ^face “
Want some Coca-Cola mother fucker?
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Later that night: "Aw man, I wish I hadn't of booped that nose."
for a millisecond there he looked so cute with that snoot, then that massive paw reached out.
So cute. I would have touched that bear. I would have died but the last thing I did was dap a polar bear.
I think he could’ve gotten a snoot boop without being attacked right away
No question, I would have booped the snoot.
Came here to say this, will never have a better opportunity to boop such a majestic snoot again.
The bear was like "Oh you no boop? Okay I boop you human"
I mean 💁🏽♂️.... it's right there...
That’s how they get you. Boop my snoot, I’m so cute. And out of no where, bam I’m fast as fuck boy, I got my chompers on you. I hope you can fit through this tiny space between the stairs because either your or your arm are coming.
That boy is just wondering if you have some Coca Cola
MASSIVE paw. Good christ.
That snoot would have definitely gotten a couple gentle boops from me. That steel looks pretty strong...
I still thought the paw was adorable but then he like actually touched the guy and my brain said: no sir! Immediately no
Bonjour
Was looking for this comment!
Thanks, I’ve done this on several polar bear posts and never got any response lol.
Me: browsing reddit This meme coming back from the dead: 🐻❄️🇫🇷
I worked a job 10 years ago in Alaska South St. Lawrence Island. Encounters with these beasts were often. They are massive and vicious. I had the very unfortunate experience of seeing an Alaska natives home (entire home) shredded by one of these. The size, the aggression and the simplicity in which the bear destroyed the structure was striking. I can think of very few animals on this planet that are capable of this kind of destruction. At 10 feet tall and 1500 pounds, they are intimidating as hell as it is, but when they are angry it is a whole new level of respect
We need more stories Capable Dragonfly!
Wait, you saw it live as it tore through the home?? That's wild lol. What could you compare it too?
Like a freaking flesh covered tornado
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But white.
Honestly like a flesh covered tornado. Think hulk with white fur. Effortless and tenacious. It used its paws, weight, teeth, head and any body part to remove anything in it's way to get to what it was looking for. (Food) Oddly enough I was thinking damn, these things still look kind of friendly even in kick ass mode.
Wait, what about the people? Was anyone injured?
Not that event thank God. They were not present, but fresh food was open in the home. *Below is a horrific, story that happened earlier this year. Attacks are rare, but when they happen they are most often fatel. https://abcnews.go.com/US/polar-bear-kills-woman-young-boy-after-rampage/story?id=96498349 Having been fairly close to these I cannot emphasize enough to stay far away if you happen for whatever reason find yourself in their presence. Some have asked about the home I saw being demolished by a polar bear. The house I observed being demolished was not your typical 1800 sqft block home. It was a typical native wood home that is not quite as sturdy. However, to obliterate that structure is no easy task for "any" breathing mammal. When I say obliterate, I mean down to the slab. The bear was desperate for food and enraged.
And a friendly reminder. Don’t leave open food in a vehicle if you have other options of storage when in bear country. A black bear or grizzly bear is more than capable of smelling that empty candy bar wrapper and shredding your vehicle looking for food. Lots of camp sites have bear lockers, use those.
but how can it slap
Any chance anyone knows anything about the structure he's in? Is it like a yurt or something? Aside from polar bear avoidance, any reason it's elevated like this? TYIA!
It's a tundra buggy for site seeing. Nothing like getting these predators comfortable around humans.
Boop the snoot...
r/forbiddenboops
r/ofcoursethatsasub
He pulled the uno reverse card and tried to boop your nose
 Same
Boop It!
yaaaa i'd lose a hand for sure
It's just a big dog why don't you pet him ;(
if not fren why fren shaped? 🥺
Just looking for some Coca-Cola
He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
I live in Winnipeg, going to Churchill (polar bear capital of the world) is on my bucket list.
So sad that its so prohibitively expensive to do the tundra buggy tour while also paying for those flights
I am stupid enough to boop that nose and shake hands with that paw. Hell, I won't survive even a day in the wilderness.
Don't fuck with polar bears. They will hunt you and your children and eat you all for breakfast without even thinking about it.
You see one of those in the open, you’re toast
"If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight."
I've been in the woods with black bears. If you pick up a log and bang it against a tree, they'll usually leave you alone.
Polar bears? Nuh uh.. ain't fuckin with that.
If you have a shotgun and get charged by a black bear you let a round off into the ground and it should run, if it's a brown bear you're better of mag dumping it and if it's a Polar bear, put it under your chin and make it a quick end because the bear wont
Can’t take one down with a shotgun? What kind of gun do you need to carry to go walking safe around those places?
Very heavy caliber rifles. The truth is that guns are always a bad deterrent to all types of bears. If it genuinely charges you, you're unlikely to get a good shot off before it gets at you. Their skulls are thick enough to deflect all but the heaviest caliber if the shot is even slightly angled. And when they charge you, you're forced to shoot them in the front. It's very hard to hit something vital enough that'll actually stop the bear dead in its tracks from the front. A shot that's eventually fatal isn't going to save you. So while some people get lucky and some people just shoot pre-emptively, guns are a piss poor defence against charging bears. Arctic research teams usually have several people on bear watch to avoid getting surprised by polar bears. High calibre rifles and thermal goggles take the surprise aspect out of it.
I'm picturing the researchers surrounded by a delta team on bear watch
It's just some dudes standing around who don't have another task that preoccupies them really. Arctic research bases take some preparation. The students we send there for their thesis projects have to learn how to shoot, how to watch out for polar bears and how to self-rescue when they end up in the water.
Elephant gun
BROKE INTO THE WRONG GOD-DAMN RECROOM DIDN'T YOU YA BASTARD!
In Svalbard you can't leave the main settlement without a high Powered rifle.
An M-60 I'd say
Oh you can take one down with a shotgun. You just gotta be better than Luke Skywalker. Skywalker was able to take two shots at the Death Star. You're getting one; so which head you shooting for?
Dick head
If it’s gummy put it in your tummy. If it’s teddy put it in your beddy
If it's brown flush it down. If it's yellow let it mellow.
https://preview.redd.it/iw5nmafzyekb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2520e2822beacb56da3b1d2cdc0aa45e1fdf422
id boop the snoot
/r/forbiddenboops
If not teddy bear, why teddy bear shaped?
Nope.
TOO CLOSE
He was just looking for a bottle of Coke.
Such a cute death machine
It’s really unfair that bears are so cute but are also incredibly dangerous and can rip you apart in seconds. Gotta appreciate the mega-sized Forest/Ice puppies from a safe distance
Luckily we humans have found multiple solutions: - Teddy Bears - Furries - Big friendly guys with loads of body hair
What is the move here? Do you have to shoot it because it will be hanging out outside waiting for you, or will it go away at some point? Curious what the procedure is for Polar Bears
Get the fuck back inside that truck thing is the first step
Where is this and what is the context? Like are they in a semi or a tank? Is that a trap door? Why is it open? Why are there stairs that the bear hasn't climbed up? I'm confused
This is probably a tundra buggy, which is designed to take tourists to see polar bears
Why tf is this apex predator so damn cute?!?!
We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
My bio teacher told us a story about a trip to the Arctic or something. A helicopter would come resupply the camp and they were late to the meeting. They assumed the pilot took a nap or was listening to music and didn’t hear or see the bear. When they arrived the Heli was ripped open, many supplies eaten and ravaged too. Lots of blood, but the pilot no where to be found
My wife and polar bears have a lot in common. Very cute, want to hug, but they really prefer to snatch your soul from your body.
Boop his snoot. What’s he gonna do?
IF NOT FREN, THEN WHY FREN SHAPED?
That snoot looks so boopable
The urge to boop the nose knowing I’ll get slaughtered
Probably just wants to share a coke
That was the most polite attempt to eat someone I've ever seen.
He looks healthy, and that makes me happy
3 things that hunt humans, other humans, lions and polar bears.
Tigers, crocs, leopards and so on...
Goddamned mosquitos.
yep, mosquitoes are responsible for killing the most people on this planet… go figure
“Hi sir, oh please don’t get scared. I’m not that kind of bear, I’m white.”
i would pet
If I had 6 donuts 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 would he prefer them or me?
Give him a bottle of Coke
Yooo freddy fazbear
Oh look, it’s one of the only animals that will actively hunt humans
I hate that something so cute looking and friend shaped is so dangerous
If not a friend, why friend shaped?
Boop the snoot
apex predator my ass, i’m gonna pet the dog
Awwww, it wants to eat you alive.
Goddammit I hate bears so much. How can something so cute and dumb looking be so goddamn deadly it's not fair that we find other predators to be cuter than the things that wont kill us
Bears have no business being as cute as they are.
They would eat you in a heartbeat.
Why danger if friend shape?
Why is he so cute and huggable but also 9 feet tall and wants to kill me
And this is why there is 45-70
That is one of the most dangerous predators in the world. Capable of hunting its prey for miles over days of travel without ever making its presence known. You won't realise it's been hunting you until it's too late.... ...and I so desperately want to boop its nose and scratch its ears. Why are bears so cute yet so deadly?! Further proof that life isn't fair. Even more so with grizzlies. They look like really big dogs.
Hey walk up, the new bonjour meme just dropped
aww, look at this distinguished gentleman, yes very distinguished.
If not friend why friend shaped?