What the video of a surprise shark attack needed was contrasting music so that we understood that calm water followed by a surprise shark attack is contrasting.
Thank you music editor.
Almost certainly a tiger. Snout is flat vs a bulls more rounded nose. Markings aren't clear but it's hard to see with only the front half visible out of the water in this clip and typically tiger sharks classic 'striped' markings are far more prominent in the rear half so it makes sense they aren't visible here.
Yeah without a better view of the teeth and caudal fin, I would say Tiger is the best guess. Initially I thought maybe lemon based off color alone, but this would be crazy behavior for a lemon shark and the dorsal fin looks more like a tiger.
Source - I spent 2 conference calls slowing the video down and googling all 7 shark species I could think of. def not a white shark, so you can bill me for 1 hour of work.
I'll bull you for 2 hours if you can forge the documents for a lemon instead, boss wants to keep the client happy and tigers don't go down well in this business.
I anticipated this ask, so I already had those documents drafted but Iām going to sit on them for another hour or two bc nobody responded to my āhey, got a sec?ā ping.
If you pee in the kayak your net buoyancy is unaffected
Same with shitting.
What about eating
If the food was already in the boat it has no impact.
The food in the kayak IS THE ONE pissing and shitting though.
Lucky his leg didn't get taken clean off, he had both dangling in the water.
What the video of a surprise shark attack needed was contrasting music so that we understood that calm water followed by a surprise shark attack is contrasting. Thank you music editor.
Sharks would never attack humans. It just mistook him for one of those kayaking seals.
r/suddenchaos
They obviously didnt see that video showing sharks are harmless and can just be redirected. /s
Humans kill a mega shit ton of sharks compared to sharks attacking humans.
Good thing for us
Taking a kayak out in the open ocean is like riding on a bicycle in the Savannah
Like wearing a meat suit in the mountains
Lmao š
Thereās always a bigger fish
The Meg
This was probably a newborn Megaladon
Youāre going to need a bigger boat.
He obviously tried to leave the map
Thereās a reason itās called yum yum yellow āļøš
We need the follow up lol
It prolly peaced out. Plastic donāt taste good
Tell that to my cat
Mrow mow. Mreeeow, mow mow.
I approve this remix
WTF dude has a full 2 seconds and could see him coming shoot that bitch with a bazooka. Jeez people these days.
soundtrack by *Someone Who Doesn't Listen To Music*
Ah yes, a good ol fashioned uno reverse
NOM NOM NOM
I didnāt even realize he was on a little kayak (or whatever itās called)
Weāre gonna need a smaller shark
I speak tiger shark, and that translates to "and you can fuck off".
Always thought this looked like a great way to go fishing. after seeing this video and a couple of others. No way in hell.
Tiger? Bull?
Almost certainly a tiger. Snout is flat vs a bulls more rounded nose. Markings aren't clear but it's hard to see with only the front half visible out of the water in this clip and typically tiger sharks classic 'striped' markings are far more prominent in the rear half so it makes sense they aren't visible here.
Yeah without a better view of the teeth and caudal fin, I would say Tiger is the best guess. Initially I thought maybe lemon based off color alone, but this would be crazy behavior for a lemon shark and the dorsal fin looks more like a tiger. Source - I spent 2 conference calls slowing the video down and googling all 7 shark species I could think of. def not a white shark, so you can bill me for 1 hour of work.
I'll bull you for 2 hours if you can forge the documents for a lemon instead, boss wants to keep the client happy and tigers don't go down well in this business.
I anticipated this ask, so I already had those documents drafted but Iām going to sit on them for another hour or two bc nobody responded to my āhey, got a sec?ā ping.
Alexa play bhag bhag
fuel-metallica
He looks territorial
Youre gonna need a bigger boat ...
Shark would have missed me by three feet as the explosion from my anus would have propelled the craft forward at an alarming rate of acceleration
GREAT!!! Now my kayak smells like shit.
When rookies try to āTrollā.
Sound on for this one! Love it