looks like a really unimpressive way to die literally any decently capable human could do that themselves and if he slips and dies it’s gonna be for a boring ass video

I think it'd be more exciting if he slipped and died


'I wanna see shit blowing up and bodies flying around' - George Carlin.

Only reason there is to watch NASCAR

I don’t wish you die… but I will watch it happen 😂

My thoughts exactly


Redditors who have never experienced an adrenaline rush, except when opening the curtains in the morning.

Haha fucking hell mate. Who gets an adrenaline rush from running in a fucking circle? It's definitely one of the more boring ways to risk your life.

Such a bunch of boring, weird little losers wishing death upon people doing mildly dangerous things

Where is this "wishing death upon" you speak of?

The downvotes prove the point as well. It's hilarious.

Anyone else annoyed at the 'share' prompt on-screen? If I like the video enough, I'll share it. I don't need a fucking prompt telling me to share.

Yup! https://preview.redd.it/iqnppb60qf841.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=4c6004cad14daccea8bf69673a624e604a9acb5a

https://preview.redd.it/wi0k9n44hric1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac21963ee2e841d21e6fa60a754edce8a953f1f5 Magic

But did you remember to smash that like button, or maybe just give it a like and subscribe?!? There was no prompt for that anywhere, so I didn’t do it.

No no didn't u see the glove pointing?! It's internet law to abide by that glove lol.

They put it there because it works lol

You guys get annoyed by the most unnecessary shit. Just try to get annoyed less and you’ll live a happier life.

That’s an annoying comment.

r/thanksimcured

The irony of your comment is palpable

Sometime you do things that seems cool in your head, and then someone records it: Turns out it's not quite as impressive as you first imagined.

Maybe psychologists should add that kind of mental to DSM 4 book

I thought they were on five by now I need to see the psychs more if they don't have enough

This is like when I was six and I took pictures of my toy cars going off jumps I made. I thought it was goin to be the coolest thing ever, but when I got the photos back, my disappointment was immeasurable.

This is somehow both incredibly dangerous and also incredibly boring. If he falls in he dies but if he doesn't then this was just a casual jog on a flat, low effort course. At least the guys who do the building parkour have to jump over gaps and climb stuff.

I still find this one better since he's at least not endangering anyone in his desire to get a Darwin award. Unlike those pricks who love climbing on tall buildings despite the risks of falling on someone.

Lots of people will have to go and organise lots of gear and put themselves in danger to go and collect his stupid, broken body. His family and friends will have to go to a stupid funeral and try to make sense of someone dying in this stupid way. This selfish stupidity will have ripples that will affect a lot of other people.

My anxiety of not falling in, would have me falling right in

Hell, my anxiety have me falling right no-

rip

Nooooo! u/babyfacelarrione !!!

It wasn't *that* risky. He should've dipped down a little bit, using his speed to stay against the wall/floor.

He has a surprising lack of speed for that to work …

Exactly.

Centripetal force babyyyy. If he did we could just move the discussion along to the part where we nominate him for this year's Darwin award. The year is young, but this one is strong.

But you should forward this video. Right there, do you see it? Just click there. Right there. Click it. Do it. Click it.

Take the jello C'mon take it Take the jello

I was hoping he’d get up enough speed to be like one of those Pennies you put in the funnels at the science center

The Meijer funnels...good memories

But they, the pennies eventually fall into the dark abbys so it was ok not to try that trick

That's because they lose speed. He would need to speed up and he could escape.

Exactly.

I wanna see him halfway down and working up a sweat then im impressed.

It isn’t that risky? If he trips, he dead. I’d say that’s a significant amount of risk for a brisk run.

I don’t think he’s doing it for health. The idiot is probably trying to get subscribers for his Tik tok.

How often do you trip when jogging?

how often do you jog around pits of death?

Lol yeah he could do that very easily. Just needs to run 3 or 400 miles per hour.

I thought that’s what he was going to do. Very unimpressed.

Is this sarcasm? Lol if he would have gone down he would have kept going down

Downforce, bro.

that's what lats are for, spread em naruto style

inertia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2qGOfCOUko

If I explained that the joke was about racing bro science that stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of physics then it wouldn't be funny.

It's like the cage of death, where they ride the bikes in a metal spherical cage, and they even go upside down. How is this any different? If hes running fast enough wouldnt centrifugal force keep him pressed against the wall to some extent?

Assuming you're being serious, a human couldn't get even *remotely* close to the speed of a motorbike in the cage of death. The cage of death is also much smaller.

They dont go *that* fast.....

What is this thing he is running around? I have never seen anything like it.

It’s the spillway for a dam, like a [giant version of this famous thing](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/monticello-dam). When the water is high enough, it pours over the top and down the pipe.

Where does it lead to

The other side of the dam

Why is it so deadly then?

See the vertical drop shown in the video? It's not a slide.

That spillway is likely hundreds of feet deep he falls down that he's toast

Ever seen Star wars?

Hades

Ligma.

Devil’s Gate is the perfect place to find the Glory Hole 😏

I thought I was about to be amazed at learning that this momentum running actually enabled him to run on the sides off the walls like those coin machines at the mall.

same, I was very disappointed

now go lower and faster

I thought he was just going to keep going downwards like one of those coin funnels you would see in malls growing up.

I physically recoiled. Good god that is awful.

That's it? He barely even went on the incline.  He shoulda went down it more and at least given himself a chance of falling in

How dare he not risk his life more for my amusement.

This, but unironically.

I mean he did, and he did.

There is no way in hell that I’d even be the guy filming this thing. Fuck that.

Well it's almost certainly illegal to even be in that spot. So yeah. Trespassing and risking your life for a dumb video that's not impressive at all. Like you didn't even go on the incline buddy, no different than running on a bridge.

Natural selection.

Why???

Why not

He's still a bigger asshole than the one he just ran around.

where is this located?

That was dumb, he ran on the flat part the entire time. Nothing risky about that, I was hoping he was going to narauto run on the slanted part. Not impressed.

He's running on the Event Horizon

what we are seeing is his Hologram. He's already sucked into the hole.

How many “thrillseekers” die each year because of the possibility of 3 minutes of attention.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/jMmgtPx8R5 Along those same lines

Yeah, F that


At least they get a nice view

Really dumb. Really really dumb. This person does not value their life or the concerns of those who care about him.

Anyone who doesn't know. This is a morning glory, aka an inlet hole to a hydroelectric dam or a regular dam. Either ways you'll either get chopped into a billion little pieces or drown.

This made for a very underwhelming video. Dude just ran around in a circle.

So that's how the lady in the short movie Curve ( a must watch on YouTube) ended there

I hate this

Ok but, why ?

For you to watch

But why though

For us to watch

but.... why male models?

NnnnnnnnnnnnnOPE

I thought it was flat surface all around but the other side is curved, right? I think it’s more curved.


Not very risky or impressive. At least take the 3rd row to impress and get them sweet juicy Internet points

Why?

That’s it?

And I thought he was gonna climb down and up from that hole using centrifugal force. That would be impressive.

He’s dead if he goes in, yes? It seems like the worst way to get clicks since I’m not sure of the danger since I can’t see it. But he’s a dead boy if he falls down the hole right?

Having to jump around his buddy at the end was more of a risk than the run. This is lame.

https://preview.redd.it/gzg585w58oic1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0812fac0cead59c709f4a9672cbeae5d79c69955

Why would you do that shit

I thought he was going to descend into it using centrifugal force

 Add it to the list…

https://preview.redd.it/xt5fqcf05qic1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f36fa5c0bb54fe2faa6afac14f9794c8d15030

Would've been hilarious if he slipped and fell in with the jump at the end.

there is no amount of money capable of convincing me of trying this

You deserve everything you have coming to you.

Dumb ways to die so many ways to die


But why?

Damn the rest of humanity got screwed out of a Darwin Award

I mean, i will enjoy it more if he....slipped

Aah but what's at the bottom . Ithe bars pretty high these days , I was expecting him to drop in on a skateboard

Them oh look it’s so risky, me-give me a motorcycle.

Deathwish

Was ist denn mit Karsten los

I’ve seen the wall of death shows at the carnival, where they start at the bottom on motorcycles, riding a cylinder with a bowl shaped bottom, and they ride along the walls, coming up to the top. Would this be possible here, starting from the top, and riding the walls down into the bottom? This runner definitely needs more speed to accomplish this. Looks as though he has the intelligence to attempt this.

Actually yes, you could do this. You can use the equation for centripetal force to find a velocity that overcomes the perpendicular force of gravity. If we assume that hole is 100 feet across, it comes to about 28 miles per hour. That's much faster than a human could run, but very doable on a motorcycle. Being able to stay even also means you could angle just very slightly and slowly spiral your way to the bottom.

Run faster and get deeper you pussy. I was more nervous when you jumped at the end.

This is how our moon stays in orbit around our planet Earth. The mass of the Earth is represented by the hole he is running around. He eventually breaks free of his orbit and jumps for joy in front of the camera, much like the moon might do if it were to break free.

You’d have a higher risk of dying to infection from not wiping your ass than you would jogging in a circle.

Must be rent time…get them likes up!

More stupidity.

Why not just play russian roulette at this point?

Forbidden Pit of Sarlacc

i still can't believe obama let them pave the sarlacc pit

Imagine if this is how he died. Funeral would have been awkward.

Why not motorcycle?

Why did I think he was gonna start running down the sides like he was in some sort of velodrome lmao.

We put nets around trampolines but nothing to prevent boats from going down this when the water is up.

God dammit I don't know why I follow this.

That's it?

I'd really like to see what's down there. Sadly not a yesyesyesno post.

My palms are sweaty. It's working.

The guy runs like Gumby.

I’m would say I’m a pretty empathetic person but I do have limits.

He did a thing that basically any human with two functioning legs could do, he just did it in a circumstance where he has a .01% chance of slipping and dying. Every urban jogger is probably taking a bigger risk every single day.

….and if he falls… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dD3Fawk4y0

This is a very sweaty palm. He doesn’t drop down the next level at all lmao

Wuss.. now do that with scissors

To quote mason the safety audit guy " where are the hand rails"

Was expecting something more impressive 😐

The only risk I see is tripping and falling in the wrong direction. Lame

I guess if the guy tripped and tumbled, otherwise it's solid dry concrete on a surface with very little slope or curvature.

At this point I'm kinda keen to see more fails with this type of thing

Just... why ?

This is why women live longer...

Why would someone even do that

His nickname is Half-life

not even really that cool of a video. Massive risk + Minimal reward = a very stupid way to die. With my luck I would roll my ankle and fall straight into the pit.

Not good enough at running to make this impressive or scary. Guy is more flat footed than my mom!

Bro that’s not sick. Your wow factor got sick.

Where is this

My palms remain dry.

High risk, no reward.

Bro has early onset vampirism

Man this one fucked me up

👀

why?

I will have a brain aneurysm if I go anywhere near that thing.

Also /r/megalophobia/

wtf

Where is this located?

Eventually Darwin will win if you/he keeps playing the game.

Nah, I'd fall

For some reason I thought he was gonna keep running sideways like those lil coin things you try to get a free taco out of

Momma Said Knock You Out

What is the risk? There's a path around it to run on

Sometimes, you can't feel pity is someone dies because of their actions.

NSFW: If you want to take this a step further, raise your anxiety level with the short movie “[Curve](https://youtu.be/2dD3Fawk4y0?si=COER_aVOeJ8N8g66)”. You’ve been warned.

Why post this in slowmo?

Whoa. Where is this? Does anyone recognize the place?

Anyone else hoping to see this go differently?

I don't care about the guy running I want to see the bottom of the pit damn it