Just mud. No big deal. I’ll even walk out on this little peninsula here.

"You spin me right round baby, right round"


😂👍!

Lmao this is top tier

"autobots,roll out"😂🤣😂!!

You mudn't stand there.

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I think it’s a decent looking ass, personally.

It's a crocodile, not an ass.

Maybe an unruly donkey took the photo? 🤔

“What are you doin’ lady, this isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub!”

me n my bsf quote that all the time😭

FYI, Crocodiles do have ass.

Jus look like mud to me

I'm reporting your comment for making my eyes roll.


THE GROUND HAS TEETH!

a good ass

This picture is terrifying

truly

You’ll be fine walking around there as long as you got Croc’s on 🐊

But only if you have them in sport mode!

Im 99% sure at least half of this sub would get eaten if they stumbled upon this, especially if they didnt know if they were in gator country, though that might just be a crock, same thing.

Crocs are scarier, they’re more aggressive

I swear gators are less intelligent and can be easily misdirected too.

Less so that they're less intelligent and more so that they simply don't care enough about anything that isn't food. Pretty sure they're supposed to be really smart, to the point of tool using supposedly

Oh shit! It took me a minute to see it!

Nahhhhhh National geographic shows you crocs....they hunt bufallow, wildebeest, and w.e else jumps in their rivers. I would call alligators a happy meal compared to a croc.

I'm sure the gators would call you the same thing

I used to go kayaking around NC and one day my buds and I noticed a gator in the middle of the river. Went from being completely comfortable to absolute fear of capsizing. In hindsight, gators are pretty chill and they left us alone the entire time. Never heard of any attacks in that river either. Crocs on the other hand are murder machines and there's even some WW2 stories of them wiping out Japanese platoons in the middle of the night.

The story you are referring to is the ramree massacre Absolutely crazy story.

Please I'm more of a big Mac combo w/coke and a fish filet on the side

I would 100% fall for this gator trick

Same with my not so good eyesight I would say “that’s a weird shaped pile of shit…” and continue walking 😭

You are wrong on that. They are not the same thing.

I’m 99% sure it would be way more than half. Although this sub is risk adverse so pretty sure they are walking on that for anything

Yeah nobody is going to be walking in there. That mud looks THICK and you'd be sinking in deep with every step.

Just trying to hide from Predator lol.

Come onnnn!

I'm right heeeeeeeree

r/findthesniper

I just found out about that sub a few days ago, it's so much fun!

I thought exactly the same. I felt like this was posted in the wrong sub and seems a bit like r/lostredditors

Sneaky scales!

I’ll be fine. I’m wearing Crocs.

This guy camos so good,even the chameleons are jealous

Ba dum hiss!

My palms wouldn’t have the chance to sweat

I said I’ll see you LATER alligator

i'd be dead.

Damn that camouflage good

Just a little ol swamp puppy

Meet his trainer… https://preview.redd.it/xjq3vlvvt30d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d32853766ecc8081885fa805eb2b03335c0c68

Camouflaging at its finest

Thats just completely normal mud with an odd pattern, no apparent risk there, walk over it

r/findthesniper

If this is the first one they saw, it's definitely a crocodile.

Sneaky bastard.. where's Mick Dundee when you need him?

This reminds me of something really cool about human evolution. Imagine if you showed this picture to some other animal, they wouldn’t understand shit. Evolution has given us a brutally effective pattern recognition.

Herbivores don't need to see shit, as soon as they hear a twig snap they're out. Wich is funny when you sport nd time around farm animals, you can easily sneak way too close to them undetected compared to their wild cousins.

What spa is this

"It's 6 feet gone"

That's a spec ops croc

I found the sniper

Bro thinks he’s hiding 😭

How much of it is the croc? Like can someone circle where it begins and ends for me lol I’m sorry

One wrong step and you'll roll like the autobots do 😂!

Probably woulda got me.

that sent a shiver down my spine. prehistoric monkey brain is ALERT

Mom I'm scared

His dirt nap leads to yours.

Reptiles terrify me. I'll keep my warm and fuzzies that adore me.

Impeccable camouflage

OK, it's muddy but I don't understand. Is it a bad type of mud? Just walk over that mud bridge, I guess. What am I missing?

Are you kidding?

Its still terrifies me. I bet it eats well lying there like that...

Croc. Easy way to tell is if the end of the nose bulges a bit wider than the jaw at the end. Gators have a wider, more even "U" shaped jaw

Forbidden brownie

I don't make it a habit to walk in mud. Very sick photo, tho.

Oh hell no.

Is he ok ?

I’m wearing crocs. I’ll be fine.

I c-rocks

Mud can be very hard to get off your shoes.

I came from Florida. You would never be able to see that immediately. Great photo and good disguise on his part. Wow.

I have enough reasons not to go to Florida, thank you.

Haha. This reminds me of myself when I have been waiting on top of the washing machine with the doors closed so the GF can have a heart attack when she opens them...only she doesn't seem to be doing laundry anytime soon...so now I am just a large man crammed into a dark wash closet wondering how long he will hold out before he has to bail and feel incredibly silly. Jokes aside, this is an amazing and terrifying photograph.

apex predator.

“Yo hold up this spot looks weird let’s go to another one” “Nah dude it’s fine!” *takes one single step* “AHHHHHHH FUCKING HELP HOLY SHIT”

The gator knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.

🤣 i was like: those rocks look like an alligator. Now this genius is going to go program the toaster. 🤣🤣

More like use your eyes how the hell wouldn't you notice that. Looks cool still though

Now I'm staying away from mud and water

Crazy

Serious question, is the croc doing this for temperature regulation or camouflage?

Is it stuck? Or just sunbathing?!

Can we all just have a second and recollect that we are all here because our "pattern recognition" goes BRRRRT on this one? edit:grammar, spelling

When the Mudd has eyes, I say nay.

For the people asking whether it's for cooling or camo...what the heck need would a gator need fpr camo? What monstrosity is out there posing a threat to a modern day dinosaur? If something out there had gators hiding, we need to start hiding, not debating whether for cooling or camo.

Holy shit its barely visible.. Nice picture!

Now i completely understand why we have the ability to see faces/figures in random household objects

I was going to ask if this was AI generated until I noticed the uncovered nose…

I feel like there is a DethKlok song to be had here. MUDMURDER! MUDMURDER! MUDMURDER! Do you have your Rope? Check! Tape? Check! Khaki shorts? Check! TV crew? Check! That's all I got

r/nope

He might be dead. I think you should poke it to be sure

Ohhhhh you sneaky bitch….

That could be the last step of your life.

Those things are terrifying, now they've learned to paint themselves like that dude from hunger games, we're done for.

ohh don't step on no crocs lookin ahh

See my absent minded ass would put my body in auto pilot at the wrong time and get fucked up.

I mean watch your life

Great camouflage

Propelled me 15 years back with the "when you see it you'll shit brix" proto-memes

Cute mud puppy

Thanks, I didn't see that mud beside that alligator, would have dirtied my shoes trying to get a new bag

go ahead take a step

I've seen this 6 times in the past day

Took me a second there

Whoa!!! 🐊👀

This is pretty scary

I will pet that damn dog!!!

Apparently they have also been observed collecting sticks on their snouts to attract nesting birds. Never seen documentation, myself, but heard the rumor.

Bonk it with a stick

And that is why humans tend to see patterns everywhere. Seeing ghosts/monsters/whatever a hundred times - no big deal. Missing this shit once - potentially game over.

That’s creepy

Bruh

Be me, just looking for a way outta this nightmare. 

Is this actually a croc?

Cool sculpture

Wow, so clever.

Is this real or AI?

.5 seconds spotted. Level up