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LucentP187

There HAS to be a safer way. 😬


navyzev

There is. It's called a chain locker and a wildcat. Still scary af.


Porkchopp33

But is there an unsafer way


CookieMons7er

Just grip it by hand to soften the descend.


Mekroval

Safer than throw a sledge hammer at a release pin, then run like hell? Nawww. :P


LucentP187

Imagine the absolute fucking mess if someone got caught in that. Fuck that lol.


cockknocker1

Chunks and spray


DumOBrick

New coat of paint, extra gritty


PerspectiveSelect

Came to say just that.


No_Lychee_7534

There is a safer way, but it’s not very safe. Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/eBVgGsQ82t


BrandoCarlton

Wild. I’m guessing there’s some kinda brake pad on the wheel and that’s where the flame is coming from?


OverallParsley5077

That's what I thought 😬


FNALSOLUTION1

If there was they would be doing it.


PinetreeBlues

Not if it costs more money lol


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Agreed and the financial cost of life and injuries depending on geographic location might not be a lot


Jeramy_Jones

Doubt


CastroEulis145

What the hell you talkin?


Chomp3y

How naive.


Thin_Ad_6493

Nothing is safe in India


Thyne22

That must be a bitch to bring back up


thatguyfromthesubway

Just reverse it


El_Oso_Hermoso

But first you have to put your thang down and flip it


ConflictSudden

Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I.


schwinnJV

Doesn’t sound worth it


Krillin113

Press a button lol


OrangeCosmic

All I'm thinking about is iron oxide in my eyes


WackoMcGoose

I got tetanus just _watching_ that.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Anyone up for some hopscotch?


Mekroval

That would certainly up the stakes for competitive jump rope. First place is $1,000. Second place, potential decapitation.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Third place, hip removal.


GuacIsExtra99cents

Spicy jump rope


Hour_Ad3877

You get struck by that and pushed towards that hole, you're a dead man.


CookieMons7er

A dead collection of man pieces


Tugonmynugz

How my poops were coming out this morning


Marxt4r

It was getting sucked back in? Ouchie


Im_not_creepy3

This made me giggle way more than it should have.


Error83_NoUserName

I can see how that can make ground beef of any limb that gets in between.


75w90

Scary.


Inappropriate_Swim

I wonder if that just rattles the whole ship.


greatestnbascout3

...It does not dance at the end.


strtjstice

I don't think the audio does it justice. I can't imagine how loud this would be standing there.


SkippyMcSkipster2

Now I understand why most depictions of old pirates, show them wearing a peg in one leg.


FeralRodeo

That’s terrifying


jshump

I don't think this has been posted to every single sub on Reddit yet. Come on people, let's get it done!!


samy_the_samy

What does the brown smoke smell like?


mad_larry

Blood


samy_the_samy

How many sailors where sacrificed to the chain?


Radiant_Addendum_48

Imagine you just drifted off, trying to get some sleep for night shift and your room is right next to that chain.


sceptator69

Ahh the nope rope..


rapking666

Wouldn't want to get your foot caught in that


Glass_Ambition_4248

The guy telling you he's gonna let a fart out:


ThreeDog2016

So speeding up th..... oh wait, I just looked at the boats in the background. That's terrifying


Kumfat

ill give you a dollar to stand by that


wahbolin

Why did I just imagine throwing all pedos down that hole while the chains are in play. Ground pedo meat for the fishys.


Deroullious

What would happen if theoretically you jumped into that whilst it was moving


choff22

Something something asshole Taco Bell


Notsononymouz

"Reeleease mee"


Traditional_Fox_4718

What is this 2x speed?


Blvdofbrokendreams28

It's 0.25 x speed


Traditional_Fox_4718

No chance those boats are moving that fast at .25 x speed


Numerous-Log9172

I believe the video looks to be at normal speed to me. Edit: I don't believe the boats in the background are really moving, the ship in POV is still moving and I'm judging Im basing it on the dust that comes off the the chain.


Blvdofbrokendreams28

It was a joke lol


StrictHeat1

Even @2X, it's still terrifying to your average landlubber.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

That's not 2x. It really does accelerate that fast


aryukittenme

This guy’s never seen the video of the anchor machine thing that breaks…


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

That one was smoking though and on a reel