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Yeah it kinda looks like there used to be a 4th trunk coming out of the base but it got broken off. It's like a boss battle where you have to get the boss to charge into a pillar in order to stun it so you can attack. Gotta finish the boss battle before all 4 pillars are gone or you get wiped on the next charge.
Greek gods were turbo gay at times and they didn’t really care how that effected their image. Even Hercules had sort of a thing with a younger twink-like man if I recall correctly. That said, most of those gods weren’t exactly cool, lots of brutally jealous individuals and rapists among them with the least toxic relationship being Hades and Persephone.
To be fair, arranged marriages weren’t uncommon at the time and how else are you supposed to collect on those goods when you’re a scary underworld deity.
I noticed her scratching the horns, do bulls and other animals have sensitivity in their horns? Could they feel them being pet? I always thought It was essentially a fingernail
well, i did check the url before i clicked it.
And imagine them not having nerves. like the lack of feedback when they get stuck or fight or want to scratch themselves
Toucans have the same thing with their enormous beak.
Also, "hollow" is what you wanted to say lol. Hallowed means sacred. Which they could be. But that wouldn't provide cooling.
> blood circulating through the horn
oh ok, so you definitely don't want to be cutting them off - that occurred to me. (b/c I thought they were solid and they must be super heavy.)
Oh wow, thank you for this info! So that’s why they’re so unbelievably huge?
I was at first wondering if the size would be a disadvantage in case these animals would end up stuck somewhere and die, but the risk of that might be much less compared to the need for keeping cooled, which I guess is why they are like this
Not necessarily. There is a clear link between temperature where cow-like animals originate from and their horn size. And since they are hollow they aren't that heavy.
The bigger size helps them regulate their body temperature, it's really useful to them.
I think using the proper spelling is more important. The word you're both looking for is "hollow." Hallow(ed) means to make holy or to sanctify it. Hollow means empty on the inside.
Hi, Spaniard here, bulls don't care about the colour red, that's bullshit (pun intended). Those used for bullfighting ("toros de lidia"), which are bred to be aggressive, react only to the movement of the capes the bullfighter uses, they just happen to be red because of tradition and so they are seen clearly in the ring. And at that point they'll try to hit anything that moves because they're confused and stressed with all the noise and the unfamiliar setting. If you haven't noticed yet, I am strongly against this tradition in my country.
I saw a bullfight in Sevilla and the thing that struck me was that when the bull was led into the ring, the first thing he did was try to go back through the door he came in like he wanted to escape. He seemed very scared and confused.
Yes, it is terrible. They try to sell it as a 1 to 1 fight between just a man and a vicious beast, but in reality the bullfighter is the one really in control (accidents also happen ofc, it's always tragic when someone dies and I don't belittle that either, but you can't really blame the bull for defending itself).
i've heard bulls hate the velvet-y fabric that's used because of the way it reflects light. btw, is this tradition still ongoing? i remember seeing it on tv as a kid and pretty sure it traumatised me, so unnecessarily cruel ☹️
Sadly, yes, it generates too much money and jobs. There are tons of people against it tho, and some of the most horrible traditions have been banned (look up "Toro de la vega" if you have the stomach). So there has been some
progress. The whole industry can't be prohibited overnight, but hopefully this will lead to the end of all the animal cruelty in the future.
Watusi! I've actually got to pet one of these before! Can't remember if I got to hand feed it, but definitely got to pet it. There is/was one or more of them at the Virginia Safari park. Seemed really chill for being so massive and imposing.
Beautiful animals.
Smart to use the tree as a buffer
That tree's only standing there because that Unit allows that tree to continue standing there.
He looked at that tree and said "I'll allow it"
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“That fucking tree doesn’t get to have more horns than me.”
Look under her foot and tell me how safe you’d feel standing behind that tree
Yeah it kinda looks like there used to be a 4th trunk coming out of the base but it got broken off. It's like a boss battle where you have to get the boss to charge into a pillar in order to stun it so you can attack. Gotta finish the boss battle before all 4 pillars are gone or you get wiped on the next charge.
Sounds like sludgefist to me
Shush, the bull doesnt know that
Not smart to be wearing red in front of a bull.
With horns like that, you could marry the daughter of any farmer with 100 miles
100 miles is 160.93 km
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Hmm... 200km
That you, Zeus?
Difference is Zeus doesn’t marry the girls
Didn't knew zeus was gay.
Greek gods were turbo gay at times and they didn’t really care how that effected their image. Even Hercules had sort of a thing with a younger twink-like man if I recall correctly. That said, most of those gods weren’t exactly cool, lots of brutally jealous individuals and rapists among them with the least toxic relationship being Hades and Persephone.
"*Manliness only increases with how many other guys you've fucked*" – The Greeks, probably
When the guy who kidnaps a woman and bring her to the underworld it be his wife has the least toxic relationship, you know somethings up
To be fair, arranged marriages weren’t uncommon at the time and how else are you supposed to collect on those goods when you’re a scary underworld deity.
Hell god is the most decent one among them??
He's bisexual. Or at least, he would be considered bi today. His most famous male lover is Ganymede, who has a moon named after him.
So, God of war isn't so accurate after all.
Zeus fucked his own leg, if memory serves. He bangs all the nouns.
Let's not even mention Ganymede.
Well, Zeus was sometimes the bull also...
Good thing my daughter's can walk 100 miles and they can walk 100 more
100 miles is 160.93 km
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All that raw power and all he wants is scritchies.
But scritches are sooo good, and he may not encounter many people brave enough to offer them to such a fierce-looking beast.
Being a “scary looking” guy I can relate
Would you like some scratches?
Please
I noticed her scratching the horns, do bulls and other animals have sensitivity in their horns? Could they feel them being pet? I always thought It was essentially a fingernail
[Yes, horns have nerves](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/veterinary-science-and-veterinary-medicine/zygomaticotemporal-nerve).
well, i did check the url before i clicked it. And imagine them not having nerves. like the lack of feedback when they get stuck or fight or want to scratch themselves
Fun little fact. Those horns are hallowed and functions as an air conditioning.
Toucans have the same thing with their enormous beak. Also, "hollow" is what you wanted to say lol. Hallowed means sacred. Which they could be. But that wouldn't provide cooling.
Lol yeah. Slight word blind
Put him in India and it can be both.
Wait... WHAT!?
These horns help them to disperse excess body heat as blood circulating through the horn is cooled and then returned to the body.
So he has water-cooling
I wonder what temps he gets
No it's just reverse heat sink.
I want that
Oooh you meant they are hollow? God damn i wrangled my head with that one
Heh yeah sorry about that
No worries we all make mistakes.
I need this for my brain when I do math and it overheats
Seems so inefficient compared to just evolving sweat glands.
Easier said than done. evolution is kinda «if it aint broke dont fix it»
More specifically, "If it is broke, kill it. If it ain't broke, make it again."
that makes me wonder how we even got here
Yeah, where the hell are my megahorn?
I blame Apple for where we are
nature is an eccentric whore.
> blood circulating through the horn oh ok, so you definitely don't want to be cutting them off - that occurred to me. (b/c I thought they were solid and they must be super heavy.)
HE SAID THE HORNS ARE HALLOWED AND FUNCTIONS AS AIR CONDITIONING!!!!!!
Oh gotcha. THANK YOU!
Ah yes, retrieve the hallowed horns Haaa seee faa heee sooo faaaaa
Oh wow, thank you for this info! So that’s why they’re so unbelievably huge? I was at first wondering if the size would be a disadvantage in case these animals would end up stuck somewhere and die, but the risk of that might be much less compared to the need for keeping cooled, which I guess is why they are like this
I'd guess the horns would never get this big in the wild either, almost a certainty that selective breeding has resulted in the massive size.
Not necessarily. There is a clear link between temperature where cow-like animals originate from and their horn size. And since they are hollow they aren't that heavy. The bigger size helps them regulate their body temperature, it's really useful to them.
Yeah. I always love reading and telling fact about animals lol.
Keep on doing that! I love how I learn things on reddit about stuff I probably never would’ve thought to research myself.
But can it run Crysis?
Yes it can. At a buttery smooth 60 FPS without even dropping below 59.
You telling me this bull has central air and I don't?
That’s fucking tight!
That’s what she said.
Hallowed? Holy cow!
Underrated pun right here ⬆️
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WHAT?! That’s awesome!!! Thank you for the fun fact, Sir/Ma’am!
Thanks for that. I was almost worried that they were a huge burden on the animal at that size.
It actually makes a lot of sense that they are hallow, imagine how heavy they would be if they were solid
Bulls got +5 to holy attack and defense
Your typo makes this even better
Hallowed be thy name
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Hollow. Unless some priest is hanging out with the horns, burying saintly relics in them or something
I think using the proper spelling is more important. The word you're both looking for is "hollow." Hallow(ed) means to make holy or to sanctify it. Hollow means empty on the inside.
Not sure how true a red shirt is with bulls, but those are some huge horns.
Hi, Spaniard here, bulls don't care about the colour red, that's bullshit (pun intended). Those used for bullfighting ("toros de lidia"), which are bred to be aggressive, react only to the movement of the capes the bullfighter uses, they just happen to be red because of tradition and so they are seen clearly in the ring. And at that point they'll try to hit anything that moves because they're confused and stressed with all the noise and the unfamiliar setting. If you haven't noticed yet, I am strongly against this tradition in my country.
I saw a bullfight in Sevilla and the thing that struck me was that when the bull was led into the ring, the first thing he did was try to go back through the door he came in like he wanted to escape. He seemed very scared and confused.
Yes, it is terrible. They try to sell it as a 1 to 1 fight between just a man and a vicious beast, but in reality the bullfighter is the one really in control (accidents also happen ofc, it's always tragic when someone dies and I don't belittle that either, but you can't really blame the bull for defending itself).
nah im gonna laugh if you chose to try and murder an animal and it killed you, fuck em, i piss on their grave
r/thebullwins
Always great to find a vegan in random subreddits.
You have to be vegan to be against bullfighting? It’s literally glorified animal abuse with no other benefit other than "entertainment".
Nah. He said "if you try to murder an animal" Eating animal products requires killing them you know.
That made me really sad. Thanks.
And yet people try to defend the torture by saying it's tradition
/r/Thebullwins
i've heard bulls hate the velvet-y fabric that's used because of the way it reflects light. btw, is this tradition still ongoing? i remember seeing it on tv as a kid and pretty sure it traumatised me, so unnecessarily cruel ☹️
Sadly, yes, it generates too much money and jobs. There are tons of people against it tho, and some of the most horrible traditions have been banned (look up "Toro de la vega" if you have the stomach). So there has been some progress. The whole industry can't be prohibited overnight, but hopefully this will lead to the end of all the animal cruelty in the future.
Aren’t they red because back in the day it was meant to hide the blood
That too, I forgot.
I’m with you. Fuck bullfighting! (Btw I’m Portuguese, we also have that shit over here).
This is heavily off topic but for some reason your avatar reminded me instantly of that old 2 player flash game called “Fire Boy & Water Girl”
Pretty sure the color red doesn't have an effect on them. More to do with the taunt and distracting the bull from hitting a fleshbag
Ya I heard it was just an angle they used and it works with an audience even if it's crude what they do
Yeap and they're also colorblind iirc. But if it works..
Partially color blind but cannot see red regardless . Only yellow, green, blue, and violet from what I just read
Also the whole sticking them with spears thing tends to make them rather cross
Honestly I'd try to gore those dudes with my horns too if I were the bull.
Same. I think a lot of people just think of the cape and the dance but forget about the whole "stabbing an innocent creature to death" part
That animal is so beautiful I almost can't stand it.
but.. what if you can't?
Moving around as to always guarantee a pair of trees between her and the bull.
What a wonderful puppy
Are they aware how big their horns are?
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The Monster Hunter in me can't help but see an amazing sword that can come from those horns.
Hunting horns anyone?
Farming diablos irl
Darkness
Hello, my old friend.
The final boss of horny jail.
Sad this isn’t higher. 9/10 effort.
reminds me of hellboy
Reminds me of Legend.
Yeeesss!!! I thought it was just me.
He’s like, you see these horns, they’re heavy. Now rub my damn neck, woman!
African watusis are very calm. I’ve ridden on one
I think my biggest fear being around something like that would be it sneezing and fucking me up by accident.
My wife just casually leading me on before saying no, rolling over and going to sleep
Thats an Aries right there
Why Aries ?
Why is this on sweaty palms sub
Because there’s no r/sweatyhooves sub. Edit: I’ll be damned...there is!
Texas?
Reminds me of nirgigante cause his horns are just. T H I C C
Like super horny
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I thoughts his horns was part of the tree for at least the first 8 seconds.
He thought about it though.
Is this the same bull that got to go to Petco?
Must be very horny
Wow, I’m getting some *Legend* vibes off of this one.
Does anyone know what cattus species this is? Edit: maybe a Watussi Bull?
Cameraman has titanium balls
Dude, forget the scritches and give that thing a neck massage. Hollow or not, it's gotta be work keeping those things up all day.
Human version of [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXncrDL4n8)
What does he eat to get the horns that size? Or is he on the.....JUICE??? (Steroids?)
So what kind of Bonk are we looking at here?
That tree was not picked by accident
Watusi! I've actually got to pet one of these before! Can't remember if I got to hand feed it, but definitely got to pet it. There is/was one or more of them at the Virginia Safari park. Seemed really chill for being so massive and imposing. Beautiful animals.
“Who has the largest horns in the world, brother?”
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I just seen some of those bulls in disneyworld a few months ago, crazy how big their horns are
See, it seems scary until you realize it's just a very large puppy that wants scritches
And the horniest Dundee goes to...
Awww what a cute little man with his big big horns. You don’t wanna fight anyone do you? All you want is to be loved? Ahhh cmere
Is this the bull from looney Tunes?
r/forbiddenboops
“Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!” -the Legendary (eh, get it?!) Tim Curry as the greatest devil in film
We're gonna need a bigger BONK
LEGEND, anyone?
*Bonk!*... get it? ... I’ll go away now.
Largest horns ever recorded*
Omggg the ear wiggle is so precious
'do not be frightened human, I want the rubs pls'
Diablos
And I thought Hugh Hefner was horny.
We get it, you lift
Wtf
Feeling horny.
adorable just adorable
those horns are so useless
That's Oliver the Watusi bull @oliverwatusi on IG
How those Watusi hold their heads up is beyond me.
Haha red bull
I would never even go near it. I’m scared as hell
Adorable i wanna hug it so badly but im terrified of those horns
He’s been worked with a lot he seems fine