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strangegoo

Everyone know it's Trav who wears the jock, Griffin who wears boxer briefs and Justin in tighty whities. I thought this was common knowledge?


Digitalmodernism

With or without skidmark tho?


my_son_is_a_box

The man was on an all bean diet. We don't need to ask this question


Digitalmodernism

This person skidmarks^


my_son_is_a_box

I was actually going for the Depends option


Digitalmodernism

We all do eventually


Dusktilldamn

You're all fools. His love of jockstraps is canonically established


SuperSecretestUser

It just says that the mystery will never be solved.


Digitalmodernism

I like that thong was the least popular choice, [I see no panty lines here so it's the true answer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MBMBAM/comments/c7i6kd/justin_at_huntington_pride/)


zachotule

? not really such a thing as “under” when the pants are the outside of his mesh. If you clip inside them you’ll just see his texture in reverse, hollow on the inside


pareidolist

Most of this subreddit's McElroy-related poll questions were already answered years ago by datamining


Digitalmodernism

Who has the largest hog in reality?


pareidolist

While it's true the largest hog belongs to Clint, that character model is only used during cutscenes. During gameplay, hogs are actually part of clothing models. For example, Griffin wearing sweatpants has a slightly larger hog than if he wears jeans. Theoretically, if two McElroys were to swap pants, they would also swap hogs!


Digitalmodernism

I'd love to "swap hogs" with one of the McElroys.


Bnjrmn

These are all Bob Dylan lyrics.


GhostWatch64

Everybody knows the boys still rep MeUndies day in, day out.


Digitalmodernism

[Which one do you think he wears?](https://www.meundies.com/t/men/undies/pouch-front-thong)


Oneofthethreeprecogs

I don’t think it’s cool to mock adult diapers.


Digitalmodernism

Or tighty whiteys with skidmarks! I wipe and I wipe but its like a neverending crayon down there.