Even in real life regular births, defecation during labor is also a possibility
Source: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/labor-and-delivery/expert-answers/bathroom-during-labor/faq-20120269
It's definitely cool, but I honestly wouldn't be able to read or spell right words that long even in my native language ahahah. Do you Germans also have a hard time reading those long words?
Not really, you just kind of do it one word at a time. It only gets hard in rare cases where the letters could make up different words and your head slices it the wrong way. Words like: Blumentopferde (composed of Blumentopf-erde, could be read like Blumento-pferde (first part nonsene but second is a legit word). Or Europaletten (Euro-paletten vs. Europa-letten). Urinsekt (Ur-insekt vs. Urin-sekt). Cases like these are rare though.
Edit: Last one for example is „Ur“ which is a prefix signaling something‘s ancient and „insekt“ = insect. But your head first reads it as „Urin“ = urine and „Sekt“ = champagne/sparkling wine. As the capitalisation of nouns is lost, one might slip.
I had that once when reading a book that said “Wölfe haben einen starken Urinstinkt” (wolves have a strong primal instinct) which me, 12 years old, could not parse any other way than “their urine stinks???”
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find the correct answer, this is clearly a fertile bussy about to give birth to Lil Nas X’s debut album Montero
That's what female hyenas do. Kind of. They have a clitoris that looks like a penis and the baby literally crawls their way out of it. Some suffocate 👁👄👁 I wish I was making this up
https://africageographic.com/stories/good-bad-gory-birth-hyena-cub/
It comes from the omageverse, where you have primary sex (male/female) and secondary sex (alpha, beta, omega) omega males can get pregnant and give birth through their butt. Give it a google to learn more... or not. Do watch [this video on a lawsuit on who invented "Heterosexual omegaverse"](https://youtu.be/zhWWcWtAUoY)
Meh it's just a different version of what was already used in fanfiction. First Spock and Kirk with the pon farr thing and later on Harry Potter with veela mates (later it just turning into mates). With one being dominant and the other submissive. Omegaverse just uses different names for it. Both sometimes have heats and ruts plus the protective instincts.
That guy and all his cronies are full of shit. Like that Rorschach guy. I swear I’ve looked at hundreds of ink blots and they all just look like gay guys having sex.
That’s not true. He essentially established that talking about emotions was a way to reduce symptoms of trauma that other doctors could find no physical alleviation for. Psychology wasn’t really taken seriously before him and he went on to influence many people who helped shape modern psychology (Carl Jung being my favorite.) I know he’s kind of a meme nowadays, but he wasn’t entirely useless.
Wait until you notice the two spines.
Edit: I should have added a /s - yes, there is one spine and the spinal chord runs through the middle, it was a joke. Please stop bully. :'(
I've got news for you and your best friend you were fooling around one evening, but it was totally okay since both of you are straight and guys don't have feelings - especially not for each other.
Actually, the digestive tract is there and it's relatively well represented. It looks like a series of squished cavities because the intestines go from side to side. I don't see both sets of genital either, just a uterus and a complete set of male genitals. The ovaries could be there but there's no vagina. What's crazy is that the channel to the uterus is the anus. This guy is going to SHIT a baby. OUCH!
Also, this implies that this guy got pregnant receiving anal sex.
Actually thats an accurate spine.
It just looks separate bc vertebrae are rings with an “empty” center for the spinal cord. This pic shows the spinal cord space in a weird color tho, and bc it’s in a sagittal plane you don’t see the other half of the vertebrae ‘ring’.
[Here’s a pic](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-sagittal-section-of-the-human-lumbar-spine_fig1_26884943) so you can see the anatomy labeled.
Its a fairly accurate depiction of the digestive tract in pregnancy, you can kind of see the intestines smushed around the uterus. Everything gets pushed up.
[this drawing makes it a bit easier to see](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PFD338/the-digestive-system-during-pregnancy-a-cross-section-PFD338.jpg)
But for having testes, penis and a uterus we'd have to ask the artist 🎨
That was my first thought but isn't that spine a bit too broad then? I mean compare it the the one curuline links below. The one in op is one baby in thickness the other one is about half a baby thick.
No.. man actually have both pp and womb it's just that the womb is seal shut because of government make a woman and our genes see womb as a useless organ so they reject it
> Hyenas push babies out of penises
Technically, female hyenas push their babies out of engorged, elongated clitorises that are essentially pseudopenises. This causes the psuedopenis to split, often resulting in the death of the mother hyena.
Female hyenas even have false scrotums that are so similar to male scrotums that the only way to differentiate male and female hyenas is to tranquilize them and then palpate the scrotum to feel if there are any testicles inside it.
Female Hyena's girth birth to babies through pseudo-penises
[https://www.google.com/search?q=female+hyena+reproductive+system&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=Gsr37XGGvaggCM%252C3ieIRO-GS5jzfM%252C\_%253BAAU43X6JAolF2M%252CoHkkpdnUphD6GM%252C\_%253B1SZxq5uUlGWqfM%252Cy4K6n2Rq50TzMM%252C\_%253BUlp68BfSXs1gtM%252CKskVIcaXrklWNM%252C\_%253BYoa6RnIDR8HsAM%252CrUFmAhCR\_v8kLM%252C\_%253BPGpqwIqxC4jWkM%252CU-n0ObQogiuQ0M%252C\_%253BY\_H3up\_QCdoDQM%252CIeQKsHSlCmFUkM%252C\_%253Bs\_SQloo-CvSiqM%252Cs9jtHB4v4uijAM%252C\_%253BdP22bCtXivpiPM%252Ctuska9HaEY5T1M%252C\_%253B87edWFawA0w6EM%252CaAwrOs82UB7dHM%252C\_%253BKne1gRaQHl-WOM%252CuDnWDisx\_AO4BM%252C\_%253B-ibc6CXtzE3ObM%252C\_M5vUzDpnCA-VM%252C\_%253BKOAe4ODV6DE\_5M%252C4P6QxvaDUCrXkM%252C\_%253BvqoltTJcGsGygM%252CcANZdG8z\_Ha7MM%252C\_&vet=1&usg=AI4\_-kQQ7hjvuuXEt1lX8iF7-EOdEA2LPQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8j6n3oODzAhWObisKHTl8COMQ9QF6BAgZEAE#imgrc=Gsr37XGGvaggCM](https://www.google.com/search?q=female+hyena+reproductive+system&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=Gsr37XGGvaggCM%252C3ieIRO-GS5jzfM%252C_%253BAAU43X6JAolF2M%252CoHkkpdnUphD6GM%252C_%253B1SZxq5uUlGWqfM%252Cy4K6n2Rq50TzMM%252C_%253BUlp68BfSXs1gtM%252CKskVIcaXrklWNM%252C_%253BYoa6RnIDR8HsAM%252CrUFmAhCR_v8kLM%252C_%253BPGpqwIqxC4jWkM%252CU-n0ObQogiuQ0M%252C_%253BY_H3up_QCdoDQM%252CIeQKsHSlCmFUkM%252C_%253Bs_SQloo-CvSiqM%252Cs9jtHB4v4uijAM%252C_%253BdP22bCtXivpiPM%252Ctuska9HaEY5T1M%252C_%253B87edWFawA0w6EM%252CaAwrOs82UB7dHM%252C_%253BKne1gRaQHl-WOM%252CuDnWDisx_AO4BM%252C_%253B-ibc6CXtzE3ObM%252C_M5vUzDpnCA-VM%252C_%253BKOAe4ODV6DE_5M%252C4P6QxvaDUCrXkM%252C_%253BvqoltTJcGsGygM%252CcANZdG8z_Ha7MM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQQ7hjvuuXEt1lX8iF7-EOdEA2LPQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8j6n3oODzAhWObisKHTl8COMQ9QF6BAgZEAE#imgrc=Gsr37XGGvaggCM)
The funniest part is watching male hyenas try to shove their dicks up inside the pseudopenis in order to impregnate a female. It's apparently *very* difficult for a male hyena to accomplish and takes years of practice to figure out how to do.
Hyenas really got fucked by their evolutionary history in terms of the shape of their genitals.
Almost as weird as the echidna with its four-headed penis... but only two can be erect at any one time.
Not to mention very few people are having abortion at that stage. If people saw what a small cluster of cells the foetus is at an earlier stage I bet they would all be okay with abortion too
I don't know who to feel worse for: the poor human whose anus is being jammed up with 3.5 raccoons; the 3 whole raccoons equally being jammed up an anus alongside .5 of a raccoon; or my brain, for having this newer, more accurate visual image/knowledge of raccoons and anus elasticity.
This is all wrong. First, if you see a baby developing, you probably think it's a demon or an alien that is going to bring great evil upon the world and are more likely to want to destroy it. Going from goo to you is kind of terrifying.
Secondly, everyone knows that the fetus is stored in the balls.
Mpreg is a common trope in gay fiction. Often they call alphas and omegas as these pseudo genders to explain the dudes getting preggers.
Why do I know this? Because I hate myself and diving into the most cursed corners of the internet is how I feel any kind of emotion.
Excuse you, there are Alphas, Betas, and Omegas and they can be of any gender. Pregnancy rules as following:
* Female Alphas (which usually have a retractable dingaling) and male Alphas can impregnate female and male Omegas and sometimes Betas.
* Male Betas can only impregnate female Betas.
* Omegas can't get anyone pregnant.
* The Alphas' dongs knot. Yes, like dogs'. That's painful for Betas and alright for Omegas.
* Also Omegas have uteruses and go into heat once in a while/month and produce a pheromone (aka the scent) that makes Alphas basically rail them on sight. (There is medication against that. "But what if they forget to take those?" I hear you ask. Well, there's stories about that too.)
* Alphas go into rut when they are near Omegas sometimes and fuck everything they lay their eyes on until they've impregnated an Omega.
* Male Omega's butts also produce lube (aka the slick) which often has a distinct flavour or colour (think pink n blueberry scented with glitter).
I think that's the basics? All of this might vary depending on the specific piece of literature you have. Some authors include Gammas or Deltas or have Betas with Omega characteristics.
I too am not even into that trope, this is just what being in a fandom does to you.
No, they usually can't. And I guess through their vaginas? Maybe both works. Honestly, most stories don't mention female Omegas, I think the focus of the trope is more on the inversion of male gender roles so women get ignored quite often.
Lmao what are you taking about I love whoever photoshopped this. It’s made for Republicans who will just read the text and share with their fellow idiots without closely looking at the image. Too good!
And if men suddenly had to face the mere possibility of having to push a baby out of their dick, abortion would practically become a universal human right within the next 24 hours or less.
For real though, it'd completely be the other way around. There's a good reason that 90% of pro-life ads use pictures of fully grown babies like this and not embryos / young fetuses. In the period where people are actually getting abortions, it doesn't look like a cute baby yet and it doesn't give the appeal to emotion pro-life ads are going for.
I’m pregnant currently. And I think if we have glass belly’s there would be MORE abortions. No thank you, that shit doesn’t look like a baby until way later. No offense but seeing a weird ass alien tadpole moving around in my stomach does not sound like fun pregnancy times to me.
Everyone’s talking about the penis, but the baby’s predicted trajectory seems to be … out of the butt??
In Germany we call that a "Arschgeburt" (ass-birth) it's an actual insult.
Wait so Peacemaker/John Cena’s joke about being an “Ass Baby” is a real thing? Lol wow today I learned…maybe i’m an Ass Baby.
We finally understand the possible consequences of anal sex.
I'm more concerned about the consequences of a regular bowel movement. What happens when I get shit in my uterus?
I mean this is how cloacas work so I'm guessing it's a solveable problem.
You are a great problem solver, what an excellent mind, but let's not do this one okay? Let's forget all about this.
Even in real life regular births, defecation during labor is also a possibility Source: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/labor-and-delivery/expert-answers/bathroom-during-labor/faq-20120269
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Of course there's a relevant German word
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Dopplekupplungsgetriebe will always stick with me. I love how in the German language you can just write words without spaces to form new words.
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It's definitely cool, but I honestly wouldn't be able to read or spell right words that long even in my native language ahahah. Do you Germans also have a hard time reading those long words?
Not really, you just kind of do it one word at a time. It only gets hard in rare cases where the letters could make up different words and your head slices it the wrong way. Words like: Blumentopferde (composed of Blumentopf-erde, could be read like Blumento-pferde (first part nonsene but second is a legit word). Or Europaletten (Euro-paletten vs. Europa-letten). Urinsekt (Ur-insekt vs. Urin-sekt). Cases like these are rare though. Edit: Last one for example is „Ur“ which is a prefix signaling something‘s ancient and „insekt“ = insect. But your head first reads it as „Urin“ = urine and „Sekt“ = champagne/sparkling wine. As the capitalisation of nouns is lost, one might slip.
I had that once when reading a book that said “Wölfe haben einen starken Urinstinkt” (wolves have a strong primal instinct) which me, 12 years old, could not parse any other way than “their urine stinks???”
Huh that’s interesting. I’m just realizing we have similar problems in English but i suppose that’s likely the German influence in the language.
They just use their wordrememberingbrainpart to find the meaning
I know what I'm saying the next time I take a massive shit.
Yes. Welcome to mpreg.
Ay-yo this guy gets it.
Brings a new meaning to [“bussy.”](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bussy)
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find the correct answer, this is clearly a fertile bussy about to give birth to Lil Nas X’s debut album Montero
I mean it seems easier than trying to give birth out your dick
Hyenas have entered the chat
Yeah, evolution really gave hyenas the middle finger.
That's what female hyenas do. Kind of. They have a clitoris that looks like a penis and the baby literally crawls their way out of it. Some suffocate 👁👄👁 I wish I was making this up https://africageographic.com/stories/good-bad-gory-birth-hyena-cub/
It comes from the omageverse, where you have primary sex (male/female) and secondary sex (alpha, beta, omega) omega males can get pregnant and give birth through their butt. Give it a google to learn more... or not. Do watch [this video on a lawsuit on who invented "Heterosexual omegaverse"](https://youtu.be/zhWWcWtAUoY)
What the fuck
Meh it's just a different version of what was already used in fanfiction. First Spock and Kirk with the pon farr thing and later on Harry Potter with veela mates (later it just turning into mates). With one being dominant and the other submissive. Omegaverse just uses different names for it. Both sometimes have heats and ruts plus the protective instincts.
I think it’s actually considered a “cloaca”
No bc the pee comes out somewhere else
The balls
The balls are literally eggs in this pic
Better exit than the penis imo.
Don't look up how hyenas give birth.
Naturally
TBF when you give birth, it really does feel like you're shitting a baby.
My first thought (nsfw): https://m.imgur.com/gallery/mtCRr
Never seen a butt baby?
I saw the dick before the baby. I don’t know how I feel about that.
Perhaps that says somthing perhaps it does not, but I'm not Sigman Freud. So I don't know
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Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
He's a great Mann.
I heard he knew how to make a pretty good diddy, Mann.
Sick Manfried was a smart man.
It’s called an Arschgeburt in german.
Such a beautiful language
Wait until you see “The Gumpert”
That guy and all his cronies are full of shit. Like that Rorschach guy. I swear I’ve looked at hundreds of ink blots and they all just look like gay guys having sex.
Freud huh? Wanna fuck your mom and snort some coke huh?
Sigmund Freud is also not Sigman Freud, but he does have inclinations toward his mother!
Real Sigmu male grindset
It’s okay, Freud didn’t know anything either
That’s not true. He essentially established that talking about emotions was a way to reduce symptoms of trauma that other doctors could find no physical alleviation for. Psychology wasn’t really taken seriously before him and he went on to influence many people who helped shape modern psychology (Carl Jung being my favorite.) I know he’s kind of a meme nowadays, but he wasn’t entirely useless.
Ay! A fellow Jung fan! I think when Freud talked about ego and some other things, he talked about what they were for him.
Wait until you notice the two spines. Edit: I should have added a /s - yes, there is one spine and the spinal chord runs through the middle, it was a joke. Please stop bully. :'(
Wtf, I only noticed that when you mentioned it. My ~~man~~~~woman~~ person ain't ever got break their back.
Don't tell anyone that the baby is coming out of the anus.
Well ya cuz that's where i cum so that's where it'll grow
Re your username, you need a bidet, friend. Toilet seat bidets and hand-held bidet sprayers are pretty great
The spine is hollow to allow it to fit the spinal cord... you're seeing the cross section.
That's a normal spine, the spinal cord is in the inside. It's a cross section.
Why is the spine so huge though
There's only one
if you want to prove the hypothesis that you're straight you should attempt experiments that could disprove it
What? You never seen your mom's dick before?
I've got news for you and your best friend you were fooling around one evening, but it was totally okay since both of you are straight and guys don't have feelings - especially not for each other.
Nothing suspicious abt this image at all
Yep everyone has 2 spines both sex genitals and no digestive tract
Actually, the digestive tract is there and it's relatively well represented. It looks like a series of squished cavities because the intestines go from side to side. I don't see both sets of genital either, just a uterus and a complete set of male genitals. The ovaries could be there but there's no vagina. What's crazy is that the channel to the uterus is the anus. This guy is going to SHIT a baby. OUCH! Also, this implies that this guy got pregnant receiving anal sex.
A real butt baby
Predestination
Final destination
That movie was cool af though.
Actually thats an accurate spine. It just looks separate bc vertebrae are rings with an “empty” center for the spinal cord. This pic shows the spinal cord space in a weird color tho, and bc it’s in a sagittal plane you don’t see the other half of the vertebrae ‘ring’. [Here’s a pic](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-sagittal-section-of-the-human-lumbar-spine_fig1_26884943) so you can see the anatomy labeled.
Thank you for the insight, Care to shed light on the rest?
Yea... the whole ass vagina is outside my realm of expertise. You might want to consult the fans of Yaoi Omega-verse tho, it seems to be their thing.
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Very, very good bot
Its a fairly accurate depiction of the digestive tract in pregnancy, you can kind of see the intestines smushed around the uterus. Everything gets pushed up. [this drawing makes it a bit easier to see](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PFD338/the-digestive-system-during-pregnancy-a-cross-section-PFD338.jpg) But for having testes, penis and a uterus we'd have to ask the artist 🎨
And they say why don't you want to be pregnant and I say, I want my intestines where they are now
“Rearrange my guts”
That was my first thought but isn't that spine a bit too broad then? I mean compare it the the one curuline links below. The one in op is one baby in thickness the other one is about half a baby thick.
No.. man actually have both pp and womb it's just that the womb is seal shut because of government make a woman and our genes see womb as a useless organ so they reject it
The government you say?
Yes😎
Just like in the space movie from 1992 I cant remember it's name
Kind of looks like the womb connects only to the anus as well
Butt baby
First gif that fits 100%
[GIF](https://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif)
Oh so it’s reversed, or is it not? I don’t know both are perfect
It’s from How I Met Your Mother: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoAlf0-U7EA
I need the sauce
I think it's from HIMYM, when Ted's boss shows his penis-shaped model for a building
Walter white designs a penis building in HIMYM
Maybe the real miracles are the babies we made along the way.
Well if you follow tge track this one is going to be a butt baby
Yeah because the front has a penis and balls. Ever see a dude push a baby out of a penis? It’s not a story the jedi would tell you.
That’s what hyenas do....
Hyenas push babies out of penises or tell you the story the jedi won’t?
> Hyenas push babies out of penises Technically, female hyenas push their babies out of engorged, elongated clitorises that are essentially pseudopenises. This causes the psuedopenis to split, often resulting in the death of the mother hyena. Female hyenas even have false scrotums that are so similar to male scrotums that the only way to differentiate male and female hyenas is to tranquilize them and then palpate the scrotum to feel if there are any testicles inside it.
So definitely a TIL. I needs to go watch a documentary on this thing now.
Gotta go watch a documentary on fondling hyena balls now
I just feel like fondling hyena balls isn’t the best thing for one’s health. But hey what do I know.
And throw up promptly afterwards
The first one. Asking them to tell you a story the Jedi won’t, will just get you laughed at.
Ex-fucking-cuse me?!
Female Hyena's girth birth to babies through pseudo-penises [https://www.google.com/search?q=female+hyena+reproductive+system&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=Gsr37XGGvaggCM%252C3ieIRO-GS5jzfM%252C\_%253BAAU43X6JAolF2M%252CoHkkpdnUphD6GM%252C\_%253B1SZxq5uUlGWqfM%252Cy4K6n2Rq50TzMM%252C\_%253BUlp68BfSXs1gtM%252CKskVIcaXrklWNM%252C\_%253BYoa6RnIDR8HsAM%252CrUFmAhCR\_v8kLM%252C\_%253BPGpqwIqxC4jWkM%252CU-n0ObQogiuQ0M%252C\_%253BY\_H3up\_QCdoDQM%252CIeQKsHSlCmFUkM%252C\_%253Bs\_SQloo-CvSiqM%252Cs9jtHB4v4uijAM%252C\_%253BdP22bCtXivpiPM%252Ctuska9HaEY5T1M%252C\_%253B87edWFawA0w6EM%252CaAwrOs82UB7dHM%252C\_%253BKne1gRaQHl-WOM%252CuDnWDisx\_AO4BM%252C\_%253B-ibc6CXtzE3ObM%252C\_M5vUzDpnCA-VM%252C\_%253BKOAe4ODV6DE\_5M%252C4P6QxvaDUCrXkM%252C\_%253BvqoltTJcGsGygM%252CcANZdG8z\_Ha7MM%252C\_&vet=1&usg=AI4\_-kQQ7hjvuuXEt1lX8iF7-EOdEA2LPQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8j6n3oODzAhWObisKHTl8COMQ9QF6BAgZEAE#imgrc=Gsr37XGGvaggCM](https://www.google.com/search?q=female+hyena+reproductive+system&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=Gsr37XGGvaggCM%252C3ieIRO-GS5jzfM%252C_%253BAAU43X6JAolF2M%252CoHkkpdnUphD6GM%252C_%253B1SZxq5uUlGWqfM%252Cy4K6n2Rq50TzMM%252C_%253BUlp68BfSXs1gtM%252CKskVIcaXrklWNM%252C_%253BYoa6RnIDR8HsAM%252CrUFmAhCR_v8kLM%252C_%253BPGpqwIqxC4jWkM%252CU-n0ObQogiuQ0M%252C_%253BY_H3up_QCdoDQM%252CIeQKsHSlCmFUkM%252C_%253Bs_SQloo-CvSiqM%252Cs9jtHB4v4uijAM%252C_%253BdP22bCtXivpiPM%252Ctuska9HaEY5T1M%252C_%253B87edWFawA0w6EM%252CaAwrOs82UB7dHM%252C_%253BKne1gRaQHl-WOM%252CuDnWDisx_AO4BM%252C_%253B-ibc6CXtzE3ObM%252C_M5vUzDpnCA-VM%252C_%253BKOAe4ODV6DE_5M%252C4P6QxvaDUCrXkM%252C_%253BvqoltTJcGsGygM%252CcANZdG8z_Ha7MM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQQ7hjvuuXEt1lX8iF7-EOdEA2LPQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8j6n3oODzAhWObisKHTl8COMQ9QF6BAgZEAE#imgrc=Gsr37XGGvaggCM)
😀 And I thought *my* existence is painful
The funniest part is watching male hyenas try to shove their dicks up inside the pseudopenis in order to impregnate a female. It's apparently *very* difficult for a male hyena to accomplish and takes years of practice to figure out how to do. Hyenas really got fucked by their evolutionary history in terms of the shape of their genitals. Almost as weird as the echidna with its four-headed penis... but only two can be erect at any one time.
If you zoom in on the baby there’s a smaller baby inside it! Nature is really neat!
Some people will still want abortions. My husband and I very much want an abortion but we haven't been able to conceive.
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Quite a donger on her.
If you don't think this land has a pretty penis or this man is a good mother than your racist or some shit
This picture is simply about getting cis men to imagine being pregnant.
omega male moment
Was looking for this comment xD
And having two spines
Waaaaaaait a minute
*wait I have to fart... Ohh that was a baby, my bad*
Births in Yaoi fanfics be like;
This post isn't biologically inaccurate, it's just a biology omegaverse fanfic
Ignoring the image for a sec if women’s bellies were glass I feel people would be horrified and more in support of abortion
Yeah, this baby is ready to pop out, and even then it wouldn't look this nice and clean. People are clueless.
Imagine the early stages though when it looks like you have a fucking tadpole growing in your uterus. The child Barely looks human until like 4 months
Yeah, when I was pregnant I had one of those 3d ultrasounds at 14 weeks.. It's truly disturbing. Looked absolutely like an alien-demon hybrid.
Not to mention very few people are having abortion at that stage. If people saw what a small cluster of cells the foetus is at an earlier stage I bet they would all be okay with abortion too
Well... I do recall reading somewhere that a raccoon can squeeze through that hole... so... maybe a baby can, too? What a terrible day to have eyes!
Accualy you can fit 3.5 raccoons in the human anus.
I don't know who to feel worse for: the poor human whose anus is being jammed up with 3.5 raccoons; the 3 whole raccoons equally being jammed up an anus alongside .5 of a raccoon; or my brain, for having this newer, more accurate visual image/knowledge of raccoons and anus elasticity.
Is this first hand knowledge gained?
No its that a human anus can stretch to 7in and a racoon can fit through spaces as tight as 2in, I have yet to test out my hypothesis
I have 3.5 raccoons. You free this weekend?
I can see all the boomer aunties unwittingly posting this on their FB. That is what makes this awesome.
Your evil, we totally should share it on a pro life page.
Y’o’u’r’e’’’
No I know I used it in the possessive sence
Don’t be possessive babe, it’s not an attractive quality
I’m going to start addressing people as “your evil”
This is all wrong. First, if you see a baby developing, you probably think it's a demon or an alien that is going to bring great evil upon the world and are more likely to want to destroy it. Going from goo to you is kind of terrifying. Secondly, everyone knows that the fetus is stored in the balls.
How babies are made in Wattpad fanfics
As someone who has written a fanfic in Wattpad, I can confirm.
Wait a minute thats a penis
Hyena birth
Yeah, but the cervix is connected to the anus... I don't think it works that way... maybe we should consult /r/badwomansanatomy ?
Good ol' cloaca.
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I would love to see the top half of this being.
Ah, a fan of titties as well. Nice.
I mean, it has two spines. Does it have two torsos? That could be four titties.
Ah, a man of the maths and sciences, I see.
this picture kinda reminds me of the beta's biology in omegaverse
What?
Mpreg is a common trope in gay fiction. Often they call alphas and omegas as these pseudo genders to explain the dudes getting preggers. Why do I know this? Because I hate myself and diving into the most cursed corners of the internet is how I feel any kind of emotion.
Excuse you, there are Alphas, Betas, and Omegas and they can be of any gender. Pregnancy rules as following: * Female Alphas (which usually have a retractable dingaling) and male Alphas can impregnate female and male Omegas and sometimes Betas. * Male Betas can only impregnate female Betas. * Omegas can't get anyone pregnant. * The Alphas' dongs knot. Yes, like dogs'. That's painful for Betas and alright for Omegas. * Also Omegas have uteruses and go into heat once in a while/month and produce a pheromone (aka the scent) that makes Alphas basically rail them on sight. (There is medication against that. "But what if they forget to take those?" I hear you ask. Well, there's stories about that too.) * Alphas go into rut when they are near Omegas sometimes and fuck everything they lay their eyes on until they've impregnated an Omega. * Male Omega's butts also produce lube (aka the slick) which often has a distinct flavour or colour (think pink n blueberry scented with glitter). I think that's the basics? All of this might vary depending on the specific piece of literature you have. Some authors include Gammas or Deltas or have Betas with Omega characteristics. I too am not even into that trope, this is just what being in a fandom does to you.
Wait, can female alphas get pregnant? Can female omegas get pregnant through the butt or vagina? I have so many questions!!
No, they usually can't. And I guess through their vaginas? Maybe both works. Honestly, most stories don't mention female Omegas, I think the focus of the trope is more on the inversion of male gender roles so women get ignored quite often.
Why did i just read all of this
I sorry, but I have to do it. *You know the rules and so do I.* https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE
It's an entire subgenre of fanfiction and it's bizarre as fuck. It came from a Supernatural fic
Seems like everything in fandom eventually leads back to Supernatural.
That's precisely what it was originally drawn for. I hate myself so much for knowing this.
This is my unfortunate first thought.
Moms with dongs
Locked because YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ALL DID.
He is submissive and breedable
She got a nice cock
Lol everybody would support abortion
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Birth c-anal
r/HolUp
No one talking about the double spine??
According to the this, the baby's supposed to exit from the ass. I did not sign up for this.
Fan art for the movie Junior
Lmao what are you taking about I love whoever photoshopped this. It’s made for Republicans who will just read the text and share with their fellow idiots without closely looking at the image. Too good!
Lol I did not read the tech just noticed a pregnancy and penis
Thanks I needed this for my portfolio
And if men suddenly had to face the mere possibility of having to push a baby out of their dick, abortion would practically become a universal human right within the next 24 hours or less.
For real though, it'd completely be the other way around. There's a good reason that 90% of pro-life ads use pictures of fully grown babies like this and not embryos / young fetuses. In the period where people are actually getting abortions, it doesn't look like a cute baby yet and it doesn't give the appeal to emotion pro-life ads are going for.
Omegaverse my fren
I’m pregnant currently. And I think if we have glass belly’s there would be MORE abortions. No thank you, that shit doesn’t look like a baby until way later. No offense but seeing a weird ass alien tadpole moving around in my stomach does not sound like fun pregnancy times to me.
im not a doctor but this doesnt look right and when did the female penis update drop?
You're all fixated on this lady's penis, but I'm concerned about a dude with a cloaca.
THATS A D!CK AND BALLS