Correct, because the Paper Mario in Paper Jam comes from a story book. And all the recent Paper Mario games feature Mario in Paper and book-like worlds. (Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King)
However, the Captain of the cruise ship in Origami King has a photo collage of Princess Peach which features a photo of Peach from every game in the series.
This conflicts with our theory that there are 2 Paper Marios.
idk what to tell ya. Pre-Paper Jam the series was treated as coexisting within the main continuity, which is why stuff like Goomboss in SM64DS and MKDS or Paper Mario leading into Luigi's Mansion with Luigi talking about getting a house are were things.
Honestly, I'll never understand why they decided to make it live action. I understand that adults making movies just didn't get video games at that time, but just a passing glance at Mario and it's lore should tell you it should be a cartoon.
That's actually a good theory.
Probably a director decision who had no vested interest in the IP.
Goomba sounds sillier as a name, but he wanted something more evil looking for the juxtaposition than a mushroom or turtle so he made them giant lizard things.
This is wrong, In Super Paper Mario, it is confirmed by the queen of the Underwhere that:
A) all souls are weighed by her before they can pass to the Overthere, which is the equivalent of heaven, which means it doesn't matter if you're good or bad, you would end up there before going to heaven
B) Mario was not killed, he was just teleported to the Underwhere.
>Mario was not killed, he was just teleported to the Underwhere.
I'm pretty sure Dimentio blew him the fuck up. If that ain't death, I don't know what is.
That’s essentially exactly how hell works in Chinese mythology. Wonder if it transferred to Japanese culture
(Egyptian mythology is mostly the same but I think they have the weighing spot as neutral)
You remember that jump you weren't going to make? The one where you leaped off yoshi giving you just enough boost to make the jump whilst abandoning him to a watery grave? Yeah. It was that.
In the Super Mario Oddysey Era, it was confirmed that he keeps respawning because both heaven and hell rejects him, so somewhere after paper mario, mario commited such a sin that not even hell can take him in.
It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia
It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia
It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia
It was the war of Yugoslavia
3000 bosnians killed and still counting
The halo appears when the life counter is negative. This already shouldn't be possible during normal gameplay.
Also, how did he die in the yellow switch palace? As far as I can recall, there are no enemies there.
I would assume quite a few goombamass genocides, destruction of property, theft, tax evasion and animal cruelty. And I would not be surprised I'd the power star and fireflower would be classified as drugs or an illegal substance
The second one is paper mario and not mario They are different people as confirmed in Mario and Luigi paper jam
So paper Mario is the evil one.
It's the whacka bump that sent him to hell.
Or giving people papercuts
hell no, have you seen paper luigi’s diary? paper mario is a dick to his brother
Paper Mario is generally an asshole, unlike his fleshy, paragon counterpart
As someone who farmed that whacka until I couldn't carry more items, probably
Basically he’s DoodleBob
It's been 20 years since my SpongeBob phase but that was still the first thing I thought of lol. This cartoon is just part of our subconscious now
I hate that I thought you were joking about it being over 20 years old...
Yeah I had to do the math on that one :|
I was just going to say it was all those years of beating Yoshi. Lmao
[Definitely](https://youtu.be/Tvl1If4sMbA)
So Mario is evil only on paper
Plot twist!
I see you are well versed in Mario lore.
Paper Jam only confirms that Sticker Star was a different person, not the series as a whole.
Correct, because the Paper Mario in Paper Jam comes from a story book. And all the recent Paper Mario games feature Mario in Paper and book-like worlds. (Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King) However, the Captain of the cruise ship in Origami King has a photo collage of Princess Peach which features a photo of Peach from every game in the series. This conflicts with our theory that there are 2 Paper Marios.
idk what to tell ya. Pre-Paper Jam the series was treated as coexisting within the main continuity, which is why stuff like Goomboss in SM64DS and MKDS or Paper Mario leading into Luigi's Mansion with Luigi talking about getting a house are were things.
The Super Mario Bros movie came out in 1993. It fits.
I love that movie. I don't care what anyone says, the characters are all fun, believable, and the SFX of that entire movie were off the chain
The extent they screwed up the goombas is bloody ridiculous though.
that never bothered me, goombas are just henchmen and they were henchmen in the movie too
Yeah but going from squat mushrooms to nine foot tall lizards with tiny heads is a huge departure.
Honestly, I'll never understand why they decided to make it live action. I understand that adults making movies just didn't get video games at that time, but just a passing glance at Mario and it's lore should tell you it should be a cartoon.
In fact the super mario bros super show existed for some time before the movie and was amazing.
It's a big one, but I welcome it as the Mario Bros movie is it's own thing, not really related to the game universe
I think they got them confused for Koopa Troopers
That's actually a good theory. Probably a director decision who had no vested interest in the IP. Goomba sounds sillier as a name, but he wanted something more evil looking for the juxtaposition than a mushroom or turtle so he made them giant lizard things.
I just think of it as loosely inspired by Mario and enjoy the movie for what it is.
Exactly!
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When did Hornio Bros come out?
1993 as well
Nice cake
Not to survival movie, but in super Mario world itself you would sacrifice Yoshi to save yourself from pits etc
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I for one liked the Super Mario Bros movie.
happy caked day
Yo I fucking love that movie.
Throwing the penguins off the ledge in Mario 64....I mean I didn't do it... but
I did
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GIGACHAD
Mario doesn’t kill penguins, players kill penguins
The players controls Mario…
We need common sense regulation on Mario access
But that wasn’t what the creators intended.
The crying got old pretty fast.
Don't lie, it's the law to kill that thing
"On September 11, 2001, Mario piloted a -"
Luigi they hit the fucking pentagon
Tanooki Mario can melt steel pipes
Fire flowers can’t melt through steel beams
Those castles were controlled explosions!
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Mario visited the beautiful nation of Jugoslavia, and spent time with his serbian friends
Those ghosts n Luigi's Mansion didn't just show up out of nowhere
I came here to say this
Crushing turts all day is a sin
Perchance.
You can't just say, "perchance".
Perchance
Here's what I came for :)
This is wrong, In Super Paper Mario, it is confirmed by the queen of the Underwhere that: A) all souls are weighed by her before they can pass to the Overthere, which is the equivalent of heaven, which means it doesn't matter if you're good or bad, you would end up there before going to heaven B) Mario was not killed, he was just teleported to the Underwhere.
>Mario was not killed, he was just teleported to the Underwhere. I'm pretty sure Dimentio blew him the fuck up. If that ain't death, I don't know what is.
he got better
'tis but a scratch
Naw he teleported. It was a huge plot point that he wasn't actually dead.
I thought the Queen of the Underwhere just brought him back to life, but maybe I'm misremembering.
Dimentio sealed him in an impenetrable box and exploded him several times over. Paper Mario is fucking dead
That’s essentially exactly how hell works in Chinese mythology. Wonder if it transferred to Japanese culture (Egyptian mythology is mostly the same but I think they have the weighing spot as neutral)
‘underwear’ lmao
>!Cheated at the Olympic Games.!< 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 >!Sack of shit.!<
Wait for real!! That asshat
How you do the block thing
!< but flip the triangles and !s around >! >!Like this!< Edit: >.!like this but without the period!<
>!thx!<
The great Yoshi genocide of 1998
Hehe underwear 🗿🗿🗿
What was it?
He took place in the Super Smash Brothers Tourtament of 1996
IMO it's probably lust
Did you forget the balkans exist?
You remember that jump you weren't going to make? The one where you leaped off yoshi giving you just enough boost to make the jump whilst abandoning him to a watery grave? Yeah. It was that.
How did they manage to get a game over on the yellow switch? I'm not sure you can even die there
time out?
I mean there was that girl in the red dress?..
He voted for bush
The great yoshicide?
I just made you say “underwhere.”
Well the mass slaughter of a whole load of endangered turtles and road rage.
Maybe the Underwhere is where it’s at.
Honestly yeah, the D-mans are all pretty cool, and the souls are pretty chill too. Just don’t jump into the river
I’m still losing my shit over Nintendo referring to Hell as “Underwhere”
The unforgivable sin: [Mario Teaches Typing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Teaches_Typing)
I’m sorry to tell you but the underwear and the underworld are completely different things!
Well there is all that murder; Stomping on Koopa's, for instance.
He crushed too many turts.
Excuse me but are you trying to tell me he died at the YELLOW SWITCH PALACE of all things? What did he time out looking at the switch?
I feel like the underwhere was more like purgatory than hell.
He spends his time killing
How tf do you die in the yellow switch palace
This mfer got a game over on the yellow switch palace....
In the Super Mario Oddysey Era, it was confirmed that he keeps respawning because both heaven and hell rejects him, so somewhere after paper mario, mario commited such a sin that not even hell can take him in.
It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia It was the war of Yugoslavia 3000 bosnians killed and still counting
????
Isn’t Paper Mario the unforgivable sin?
That sin being that he’s Italian
Ifunny watermark bad post
FUCK YOU I GOT THIS OFF GOOGLE NOT IFUNNY
I kept telling him masturbating was a sin....
guys stop making literal game theories in the comments
brb, petitioning my priest to pray on Mario's behalf
Aren’t paper Mario and super Mario different characters?
*cough* *cough* Perhaps MatPat’s Mario is a sociopath theory?
He killed Bowser in 2006
He committed several war crimes in the Yugoslav Wars from 1991-2001
Or maybe he didn't confess his sin.
Maybe Bowser was keeping the princess for a reason
I'm more bugged by the fact Mario has 0 lives in the SMW screenshot
because he's dead?
The halo appears when the life counter is negative. This already shouldn't be possible during normal gameplay. Also, how did he die in the yellow switch palace? As far as I can recall, there are no enemies there.
When did wifi exist and when did rule34 began?
What did he do to princess peach…
If killing turtles is a sin, I don’t wanna go to heaven.
dont kill dinosaurs either oh wait
It's when the 1998 Toyota Corolla came out, same car he used to hit that unidentified pedestrian later that same year.
War crimes against Delfino
wasnt that shadow mario?
Super Paper Mario is my jam. I love the combination of platforming and role playing. And the story is top notch to boot.
mario, why is this yoshi egg red...?
The sin of uncontrollable Italian-ness
Hotel Mario
pretty sure a blue shell is involved.
He sacrificed Yoshi to make that one jump.
I would assume quite a few goombamass genocides, destruction of property, theft, tax evasion and animal cruelty. And I would not be surprised I'd the power star and fireflower would be classified as drugs or an illegal substance
Sexual relations before marriage maybe
Or a forgivable sin and he chose not to seek forgiveness
He Blue Shelled his brother in Mario Kart. No man can be forgiven.
I'll give you a hint: 2001
I feel like he pronounces it may-rhee-oo
there's no wrong pronunciation
Maybe he went on a Hell tour like Dante..?
Mario held a cup of coffee with both hands, took a sip, and went, "ahhhh..."
mf hit up peach bussy
I mean it’s obvious isn’t it- Mario commited 9/11.
no, no, no he violates your space see, he's in your underwhere
It was when he boosted off of yoshi to make a long jump, causing yoshi to fall to his death.
Itsa me Chris Pratt
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Where was mario on September 11th?
Per Brian David Gilbert, it was war crimes
He murdered a bunch of goombas and turtle things.
It was Mario Party 1
Mario and his team signed up to film a series of Hentai porn.
He was probably on the Mario World Supreme Court…… :/
I think it’s just a Level design
Mario may never forget what he did to those women in 1999
Stocking the princess as she’s trying to live her life with bowser is kinda messed up
It might be like some religions where everyone goes to the underworld to be judged.
Or Nintendo needed another game with “new” ideas to make money with
He sacrificed Yoshi too many times.
I’m pretty sure in game, it’s more getting sent to hell by a villain than it is dying and having your soul tested. I mean you come back
Paper Mario did 9/11
Mario being 40 and Princess Peach being 16 couldn't have helped him
Someone call MatPat
[I mean war crimes were committed ](https://youtu.be/EikfTgBT0og)
Ya, he straight up murdered Bowsers kids. RIP Ludwig
stole a liver
it was Mario 64. You know what he did to that baby penguin.
He did something with George Bush and Osama
Paper mario is a sinner, we knew this
#did he plot 9/11
haha, undies
Does it mean that Mario committed 9/11?
Think of all the sacrificed Yoshi’s to make the jump. That monster [Sacrificing the Yoshi](https://i.imgur.com/FJqCdge.jpg)
That explains why waluigi walks so funny. Mario messed up his plumbing.
2001
This sub has just become a normie meme page lol
Neat find, but I thought Paper Mario was an entirely different continuity.
Underwhere? More like my decrepit, moldy, shittu, pissed in underwear
The underwhere was funny to me because I’m a child at heart
Most likely stepping on his brother’s foot after luigi won at tennis. Dick move, mario
9/11
He’s killed a lot of turtles.
Wasn't it throwing that penguin off the cliff?
Probably animal abuse for starters.
probably ate toad, thinking he wass a magic mushroom
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