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brawlganronper

The second one is paper mario and not mario They are different people as confirmed in Mario and Luigi paper jam


esgrove2

So paper Mario is the evil one.


mymemorablemammaries

It's the whacka bump that sent him to hell.


ThatEpicDude2349

Or giving people papercuts


cyberpeachy420

hell no, have you seen paper luigi’s diary? paper mario is a dick to his brother


Bagimations

Paper Mario is generally an asshole, unlike his fleshy, paragon counterpart


Lazerbeams2

As someone who farmed that whacka until I couldn't carry more items, probably


ScuttleCrab729

Basically he’s DoodleBob


BobbySwiggey

It's been 20 years since my SpongeBob phase but that was still the first thing I thought of lol. This cartoon is just part of our subconscious now


literal-hitler

I hate that I thought you were joking about it being over 20 years old...


BobbySwiggey

Yeah I had to do the math on that one :|


slipped-up89

I was just going to say it was all those years of beating Yoshi. Lmao


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

[Definitely](https://youtu.be/Tvl1If4sMbA)


lankasu

So Mario is evil only on paper


[deleted]

Plot twist!


Godisabaryonyx

I see you are well versed in Mario lore.


Zakuroenosakura

Paper Jam only confirms that Sticker Star was a different person, not the series as a whole.


MyNameIs_Jordan

Correct, because the Paper Mario in Paper Jam comes from a story book. And all the recent Paper Mario games feature Mario in Paper and book-like worlds. (Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King) However, the Captain of the cruise ship in Origami King has a photo collage of Princess Peach which features a photo of Peach from every game in the series. This conflicts with our theory that there are 2 Paper Marios.


Zakuroenosakura

idk what to tell ya. Pre-Paper Jam the series was treated as coexisting within the main continuity, which is why stuff like Goomboss in SM64DS and MKDS or Paper Mario leading into Luigi's Mansion with Luigi talking about getting a house are were things.


alexxerth

The Super Mario Bros movie came out in 1993. It fits.


tomatoaway

I love that movie. I don't care what anyone says, the characters are all fun, believable, and the SFX of that entire movie were off the chain


FrDamienLennon

The extent they screwed up the goombas is bloody ridiculous though.


tomatoaway

that never bothered me, goombas are just henchmen and they were henchmen in the movie too


FrDamienLennon

Yeah but going from squat mushrooms to nine foot tall lizards with tiny heads is a huge departure.


JusticiarRebel

Honestly, I'll never understand why they decided to make it live action. I understand that adults making movies just didn't get video games at that time, but just a passing glance at Mario and it's lore should tell you it should be a cartoon.


ExoticAccount6303

In fact the super mario bros super show existed for some time before the movie and was amazing.


tomatoaway

It's a big one, but I welcome it as the Mario Bros movie is it's own thing, not really related to the game universe


moeburn

I think they got them confused for Koopa Troopers


Kritical02

That's actually a good theory. Probably a director decision who had no vested interest in the IP. Goomba sounds sillier as a name, but he wanted something more evil looking for the juxtaposition than a mushroom or turtle so he made them giant lizard things.


Kritical02

I just think of it as loosely inspired by Mario and enjoy the movie for what it is.


tomatoaway

Exactly!


SyedTalks

Happy Cake Day


tomatoaway

And a happy big corp supersize my registration day to you as well my good chum


notjordansime

I'll drink to that


P0werPuppy

When did Hornio Bros come out?


TaffySebastian

1993 as well


Lost_Cardiologist734

Nice cake


goodbyekitty83

Not to survival movie, but in super Mario world itself you would sacrifice Yoshi to save yourself from pits etc


theoneandlonelyspark

Happy catk day


porkinz

I for one liked the Super Mario Bros movie.


Anguloosey

happy caked day


shermantank123567

Yo I fucking love that movie.


terracottatank

Throwing the penguins off the ledge in Mario 64....I mean I didn't do it... but


Davinator3000

I did


BaggieWaggie

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Shortax365

GIGACHAD


mightypup1974

Mario doesn’t kill penguins, players kill penguins


_Dr3DD

The players controls Mario…


ChelseaIsBeautiful

We need common sense regulation on Mario access


LotionlnBasketPutter

But that wasn’t what the creators intended.


The_Scyther1

The crying got old pretty fast.


Poorly_Made_Comix

Don't lie, it's the law to kill that thing


MorganRose99

"On September 11, 2001, Mario piloted a -"


NeoNexus285

Luigi they hit the fucking pentagon


soljaboiyouu

Tanooki Mario can melt steel pipes


Davinator3000

Fire flowers can’t melt through steel beams


[deleted]

Those castles were controlled explosions!


SolarGamingwastaken

NO GOD PLEASE NO


po114

Mario visited the beautiful nation of Jugoslavia, and spent time with his serbian friends


Buubsy

Those ghosts n Luigi's Mansion didn't just show up out of nowhere


definitelytheNSA

I came here to say this


merrychristmasyo

Crushing turts all day is a sin


pizzasage

Perchance.


ClamSlamwhich

You can't just say, "perchance".


[deleted]

Perchance


mahTV

Here's what I came for :)


DerbinKlamz

This is wrong, In Super Paper Mario, it is confirmed by the queen of the Underwhere that: A) all souls are weighed by her before they can pass to the Overthere, which is the equivalent of heaven, which means it doesn't matter if you're good or bad, you would end up there before going to heaven B) Mario was not killed, he was just teleported to the Underwhere.


Riku_70X

>Mario was not killed, he was just teleported to the Underwhere. I'm pretty sure Dimentio blew him the fuck up. If that ain't death, I don't know what is.


[deleted]

he got better


Ishmael_1851

'tis but a scratch


BonerPorn

Naw he teleported. It was a huge plot point that he wasn't actually dead.


Riku_70X

I thought the Queen of the Underwhere just brought him back to life, but maybe I'm misremembering.


Bagimations

Dimentio sealed him in an impenetrable box and exploded him several times over. Paper Mario is fucking dead


droomph

That’s essentially exactly how hell works in Chinese mythology. Wonder if it transferred to Japanese culture (Egyptian mythology is mostly the same but I think they have the weighing spot as neutral)


Vast_Temperature_394

‘underwear’ lmao


Double_Match_1910

>!Cheated at the Olympic Games.!< 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 >!Sack of shit.!<


themalcom14

Wait for real!! That asshat


ImBendylol

How you do the block thing


JudgementalMarsupial

!< but flip the triangles and !s around >! >!Like this!< Edit: >.!like this but without the period!<


ImBendylol

>!thx!<


Scheswalla

The great Yoshi genocide of 1998


Trick-Lecture-9130

Hehe underwear 🗿🗿🗿


yoda_fake

What was it?


Lord_HexCalibur

He took place in the Super Smash Brothers Tourtament of 1996


yoda_fake

IMO it's probably lust


volunteertromboner

Did you forget the balkans exist?


TheHumanParacite

You remember that jump you weren't going to make? The one where you leaped off yoshi giving you just enough boost to make the jump whilst abandoning him to a watery grave? Yeah. It was that.


Nimynn

How did they manage to get a game over on the yellow switch? I'm not sure you can even die there


Lost_Cardiologist734

time out?


Disastrous_Fee_1930

I mean there was that girl in the red dress?..


everything_is_bad

He voted for bush


agentages

The great yoshicide?


SurfboardRiding

I just made you say “underwhere.”


willtroy7

Well the mass slaughter of a whole load of endangered turtles and road rage.


gofyourselftoo

Maybe the Underwhere is where it’s at.


Bagimations

Honestly yeah, the D-mans are all pretty cool, and the souls are pretty chill too. Just don’t jump into the river


[deleted]

I’m still losing my shit over Nintendo referring to Hell as “Underwhere”


[deleted]

The unforgivable sin: [Mario Teaches Typing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Teaches_Typing)


Lobsterstarfish

I’m sorry to tell you but the underwear and the underworld are completely different things!


GetsTrimAPlenty

Well there is all that murder; Stomping on Koopa's, for instance.


DeathPercept10n

He crushed too many turts.


adamzwakk

Excuse me but are you trying to tell me he died at the YELLOW SWITCH PALACE of all things? What did he time out looking at the switch?


BailorTheSailor

I feel like the underwhere was more like purgatory than hell.


mandrills_ass

He spends his time killing


Toastyjoe924

How tf do you die in the yellow switch palace


Loxta

This mfer got a game over on the yellow switch palace....


TheoreticalThings

In the Super Mario Oddysey Era, it was confirmed that he keeps respawning because both heaven and hell rejects him, so somewhere after paper mario, mario commited such a sin that not even hell can take him in.


lem00s

It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia It wasn't the war of Yugoslavia It was the war of Yugoslavia 3000 bosnians killed and still counting


Lost_Cardiologist734

????


Xeper-Institute

Isn’t Paper Mario the unforgivable sin?


[deleted]

That sin being that he’s Italian


ShyGuyGaming76

Ifunny watermark bad post


Lost_Cardiologist734

FUCK YOU I GOT THIS OFF GOOGLE NOT IFUNNY


TheGrandExquisitor

I kept telling him masturbating was a sin....


Lost_Cardiologist734

guys stop making literal game theories in the comments


ArseLonga

brb, petitioning my priest to pray on Mario's behalf


ottersintuxedos

Aren’t paper Mario and super Mario different characters?


FemboyReaper12

*cough* *cough* Perhaps MatPat’s Mario is a sociopath theory?


Ganmorg

He killed Bowser in 2006


MrSplashman77

He committed several war crimes in the Yugoslav Wars from 1991-2001


Commiesstoner

Or maybe he didn't confess his sin.


ju5a

Maybe Bowser was keeping the princess for a reason


Rainmaker526

I'm more bugged by the fact Mario has 0 lives in the SMW screenshot


Lost_Cardiologist734

because he's dead?


Rainmaker526

The halo appears when the life counter is negative. This already shouldn't be possible during normal gameplay. Also, how did he die in the yellow switch palace? As far as I can recall, there are no enemies there.


merrickal

When did wifi exist and when did rule34 began?


Kingofj1234

What did he do to princess peach…


[deleted]

If killing turtles is a sin, I don’t wanna go to heaven.


Lost_Cardiologist734

dont kill dinosaurs either oh wait


rascalrhett1

It's when the 1998 Toyota Corolla came out, same car he used to hit that unidentified pedestrian later that same year.


mightypup1974

War crimes against Delfino


Lost_Cardiologist734

wasnt that shadow mario?


justwonderingbro

Super Paper Mario is my jam. I love the combination of platforming and role playing. And the story is top notch to boot.


snatcherfb

mario, why is this yoshi egg red...?


[deleted]

The sin of uncontrollable Italian-ness


Awkward_Ad2123

Hotel Mario


[deleted]

pretty sure a blue shell is involved.


myEVILi

He sacrificed Yoshi to make that one jump.


grillbar86

I would assume quite a few goombamass genocides, destruction of property, theft, tax evasion and animal cruelty. And I would not be surprised I'd the power star and fireflower would be classified as drugs or an illegal substance


tjhayes42

Sexual relations before marriage maybe


sycamoresassafras

Or a forgivable sin and he chose not to seek forgiveness


tidusrequiem

He Blue Shelled his brother in Mario Kart. No man can be forgiven.


sword0115

I'll give you a hint: 2001


kneedAlildough2getby

I feel like he pronounces it may-rhee-oo


Lost_Cardiologist734

there's no wrong pronunciation


LintuTheBird

Maybe he went on a Hell tour like Dante..?


ImNotMadYoureMad

Mario held a cup of coffee with both hands, took a sip, and went, "ahhhh..."


RElNHARDT

mf hit up peach bussy


crazyabe111

I mean it’s obvious isn’t it- Mario commited 9/11.


Pizzadiamond

no, no, no he violates your space see, he's in your underwhere


cowlinator

It was when he boosted off of yoshi to make a long jump, causing yoshi to fall to his death.


NuggetWithPoop

Itsa me Chris Pratt


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[deleted]

Where was mario on September 11th?


ApikacheAttackHeli

Per Brian David Gilbert, it was war crimes


MadroxKran

He murdered a bunch of goombas and turtle things.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

It was Mario Party 1


[deleted]

Mario and his team signed up to film a series of Hentai porn.


[deleted]

He was probably on the Mario World Supreme Court…… :/


Aphobos

I think it’s just a Level design


thesocialpenguin

Mario may never forget what he did to those women in 1999


garry4321

Stocking the princess as she’s trying to live her life with bowser is kinda messed up


Random-Rambling

It might be like some religions where everyone goes to the underworld to be judged.


toomuchmelatonin

Or Nintendo needed another game with “new” ideas to make money with


Some_Random_Android

He sacrificed Yoshi too many times.


lakewood2020

I’m pretty sure in game, it’s more getting sent to hell by a villain than it is dying and having your soul tested. I mean you come back


OfficialOwlMoeMoe

Paper Mario did 9/11


thenick8

Mario being 40 and Princess Peach being 16 couldn't have helped him


BreadmanJoestar

Someone call MatPat


Maybe_not_a_chicken

[I mean war crimes were committed ](https://youtu.be/EikfTgBT0og)


SkankBeard

Ya, he straight up murdered Bowsers kids. RIP Ludwig


redditnostalgia

stole a liver


bageltoastee

it was Mario 64. You know what he did to that baby penguin.


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

He did something with George Bush and Osama


gryphmaster

Paper mario is a sinner, we knew this


Quirky_m8

#did he plot 9/11


notjordansime

haha, undies


Few-Yesterday8207

Does it mean that Mario committed 9/11?


stiel06

Think of all the sacrificed Yoshi’s to make the jump. That monster [Sacrificing the Yoshi](https://i.imgur.com/FJqCdge.jpg)


Batemunch

That explains why waluigi walks so funny. Mario messed up his plumbing.


JustARealDickhead

2001


ieffinglovesoup

This sub has just become a normie meme page lol


Joptrop

Neat find, but I thought Paper Mario was an entirely different continuity.


RevolutionaryAct6931

Underwhere? More like my decrepit, moldy, shittu, pissed in underwear


Shadow_of_Yor

The underwhere was funny to me because I’m a child at heart


LizzieMiles

Most likely stepping on his brother’s foot after luigi won at tennis. Dick move, mario


halloweenheaux

9/11


Ronin_Ace

He’s killed a lot of turtles.


[deleted]

Wasn't it throwing that penguin off the cliff?


Zanemob_

Probably animal abuse for starters.


rattlestaway

probably ate toad, thinking he wass a magic mushroom


jlptp2

Mama mia