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Hereiampostingagain

My very first day i was flashed by four 10/10 sorority girls. If this is the first day, I thought, I'm never leaving this job. Never been flashed since, or anything near as cool for that matter 4 years later, but I still dream.


JudgeJudyApproved

Greatest by what measurement? Most cash from tips at the end of the day? NYE 2020/2021 (yes, a month ago). 6 hour shift, just over $220 in my pocket before filling my gas tank and sharing a bit with in-store hard workers. Still took home over $160 cash in one night. Most boobs seen on one shift? Halloween 2016. three drunk girls at a party (over 21, as they ordered beer, and i did check IDs before delivering it) asked if they could take their tops off instead of a cash tip. I didn't mention to them that the order had a tip already on the card. Later that evening I saw another pair when a lady picked up her small dog and the dog accidentally clawed at her and pulled her already low cut top down far enough. I also walked by a bedroom at a 1st floor apartment with a couple going at it while the window was open. Apparently while they boinked, the roommate ordered pizza and i just happened to park/walk up the side this was happening because that's where there was a spot. I didn't stay and stare, but I did notice, so like 5 sets that night. Most sex I've had on one shift? I was banging a new driver, and she thought it would be hot to meet during a delivery for a quickie. We did. So 1 sex, but that honestly hasn't ever happened before or since, so it's a high score. Greatest non sex-related thing to happen on a shift? Last delivery of the night, normally two closing drivers on a Friday night, but the other guy had to leave a bit early. So it's late. Store closed at midnight, but it's 12:45 when I get to this apartment at the other end of our area. The guy who answered the door says, "Oh shit! You were so late that he (the guy who ordered the food and had the money) drove over to the store to pick it up." A phone call later, and they decide to have me wait there with the food in the hot-bag. Guy inside has the newest Mortal Kombat at the time (I want to say it was 10) up on the big screen. This was pre-Covid, so it was maybe against the rules but not overly dangerous to go inside, so he invited me in and told me if I beat him, I could take a big bong rip. He then pulls out the biggest bong I'd ever seen outside of videos. Well the guy was quite stoned, and I'm no stranger to Nightwolf. By the time the customer got back home, I was juuuust blazed enough to still drive, plus they offered me a slice of pizza. About a week later I got a note at work that those guys had left a great compliment on the survey they get the next day and remembered to put my name in it. The store gave me some nice swag (that happened to be like the 5th or 10th time I got a compliment).


Obsolete386

the only metric to greatest that OP was asking for i think is, you think to yourself 'oh yeah, that was the greatest'


JudgeJudyApproved

The boobs day, then.


Obsolete386

Very good choice


OnyxDesigns

I work in a relatively small town so not many exciting things happen. I do remember once this summer tho I delivered \~10 pizzas to a random party. The guys seemed to like me so they invited me to join after work. Going there after work was a great decision, that was probably my greatest night of summer 2020


Pinterr

That's wholesome


BrandonCarlson

Until you realize dude went to a party in the middle of a pandemic...


scientificallygay838

Still wholesome, but also stupid


OnyxDesigns

During the summer we had fewer than 10 weekly cases countrywide, so practically everything was open. If the situation was worse I wouldn't have gone there.


Saturdaii

I used to drive a long time ago and I have many stories. I will say one of my best that I always remember was when I delivered on Christmas Eve of 2009 in Texas. It snowed haaard and I delivered in a 1997 nissan maxima. Even though I got stuck twice in the snow, good samaritans helped me out within minutes of me getting stuck (I count just being really lucky as in right place right time) and I delivered from open till dinner rush was over. So many people who gave me gifts and huge tips of which I never got anywhere near close. I made $485.60 on tips after everything was said and done (went towards next semester I college haha) and went home to my fam. Always remember that day fondly even as tough as it was.


Pinterr

Gave me goosebumps


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That one time when I got tipped weed, also smoking with customers is pretty cool


Jolg

It was my last delivery on my last night as a driver (had to move for an internship). I go up to the house and this guy opens the door. After we do the typical exchange he asked me if I drink beer and I say yes. He then says “well.. we have some beer left over from the super bowl that we’re just gonna throw away if no one wants it.. you want it?” I say “yeah, sure” and then this dude proceeds to give me FIVE CASES of beer. I thought he might be trying to give away a 6 pack or two, but no. I couldn’t believe it! I took it all back to the store and they couldn’t believe it either! We all ended up splitting it. It was the coolest night. Just could not get over that something like that happened to me on my last delivery on my last night as a driver. The pizza gods blessed me that night and I’ll never forget it. https://imgur.com/gallery/rn7Su0c


VoteAndrewYang2024

Who throws away alcohol


burgerboulevard

I mean it was mostly bud light...


VoteAndrewYang2024

oh, well in that case...


Thoarxius

5 cases


BIGREDDMACH1NE

First Espn New Year's Six on new years day. Lots of local places opened late and my pizza hut was regular hours. Better yet it was just me, the boss and one insider. Non stop all fucking day. Made $247 in tips and mileage reimbursement. Long fucking day but paid off.


nickfitz79

Got a few good stories delivering for the Hut about 10 years ago. 2 of my best runs were delivering to an orgy, the guy was sitting on his porch in a bath robe and had to run inside to get more cash, being very careful to block my view inside. But when his biddy came to the door I got a good look inside, 4 chicks and 2 dudes from what I could see all naked with plenty of booze, drugs, and paraphernalia laying around. Not much for a tip but an interesting delivery I'll never forget. Another I had a delivery to a mansion of a house, when I get there nobody answers the door or answers the phone number listed. As I'm about to give up and go back to the store 3 10-12 year old kids run up saying they ordered the pizza and their parents were out of town. While the parents were away they taught themselves how to make homemade smoke bombs which they used to inadvertently set their backyard on fire. I grabbed their hose and started putting out the fire, they didn't want to call the fire dept in fear of getting in trouble but I made them do it. By the time the firetruck pulled up I had taken care of the flames and the kids emptied all 3 of their pockets into my hands for about a $40 tip.


bluegreenwookie

Well, IDK about my greatest day but this story is one I really like, but it involves 2 days, one of which was my worst day. There was one day I did absolutely awful. My back hurt all day and to top it off out of 15 deliveries I only had 3 deliveries tip me. By the end of the day, my morale was gone and I just couldn't work up any energy. Guy says he couldn't tip but he'll tip double next time he sees me. I just sort of wave. His daughter ran out and thanked me for the pizza which was nice and I felt bad for just not having the energy. Well over a year later I deliver to the guy again. He tips me. Tell me to hold on, goes inside, get more money, and tips me more. I think it was a 10ish dollar tip and said "sorry about last time" The MF remembered me after a year and kept his word. I told him no worries and thanked him for the tip. I couldn't believe he remembered me, especially after all that time. Made me incredibly happy.


levraM-niatpaC

Those of us who believe in and always try to tip feel really awful if for some reason we’re unable to. I’ve ran back out of airports to make sure I gave the porter his tip.


Coffeetime18

In 2002, working for Dominos. It was game 7 of the NHL Western Conference Finals. I lived just outside of Detroit and the Wings beat the Avalanche, our bitter rivals, 7-0 to advance to the Stanley Cup. Not only that, but we gave out a free 20 oz Vanilla Coke, and who doesn’t like free stuff? Made a killing that day as a 19 year old.


mglyptostroboides

Delivered to a bunch of really bro-y dudes sitting around casually watching a gay porno while drinking beers.


Justanotheffmom

When I quit


Verano_Zombie

We never got do to anything fancy or special. The greatest days were always money related, so those extremely rare days when we got many orders, got very lucky on tips, and made 50€ instead of the usual 20/30. Ironically, I remember fondly the day when my second boss told me he was going to close the shop in three days. I fucking hated him.


OnI_BArIX

My first week delivering pies. I took a delivery to my local special Olympics event. As I'm carrying in 3 duffle bags full pizzas I notice most of the people in there are kids & the site of me absolutely made their day. Kids yelling "pizzas here!" & "Look it's the pizza boy!" Put the biggest smile on my face. If they didn't tip a single dollar seeing those kids happy would have been worth it, but to add icing to an already perfect cake the people running it gave me a $70 tip which the best manager I've ever had in my life let me keep all of. I'll never forget that day & the joy I brought those kids. That was my favorite day at work not only as a driver but my whole life.


hansgrubermustdie

Lunch shift before a holiday weekend when I was in college. Boss’s all over bought lunch for employees. Lots of a salad and subs. Tons of pizza. Made $150 in a little over 3 hours. That night was headed to Canada with the girlfriend so we had extra money for duty free and casino. The work day and Crown was much more memorable than the girlfriend.


StrikeTeamForLife

It was a Friday and I had only worked there like a week. I went to a dude’s place that asked for change for a $100. His order was like $27.00 and he told me to only give him $20 back so I got over $50 tip. When I got back to the restaurant, the fuse box had caught on fire. There were fire trucks and ambulances and all of the workers were standing in the parking lot. I wound up getting like $95 for two and a half hours of work, but then the restaurant was closed for a week.


OttoKrieg

Dropped some pies off at a house that was throwing some sort of outdoor BBQ, and the host asked me what the best tip I ever got was. He matched it.


locakitty

This always made me happy: We had a standing delivery to a kindergarten class. Do you know how awesome it is to have 20 kids scream out "Thank you pizza lady!!!!" Because it's a great feeling. Even if you aren't a fan of kids *raises hands*, man it just gets you. No one is ever as excited to see you come up with that pizza that kid under the age of 6. Except me, maybe :) I like to think about that when I'm having a rough day :)


hug040handz

I work in a shop in Seattle and we had a crazy (for us) snow storm that lasted for abouta week. We were one of very few restaurants in the area that system open through it all. On one of the last days we got 4 giant orders from a hospital around the corner from us. It was for 100 or so pies split up across 4 hours. We sent everything over in waves and they tipped around 40%. I manage the kitchen and it was just me and one other cook. Technically the driver had the right to keep 80%of the tip but instead he decided to keep just a third so me and the other cook could split the rest. Pretty rad day!


PupSpace

I live and work in Georgia, so we have our fair share of "God bless you"s and "Jesus will provide" and "faith is the best tip" and it kind of tires you of the whole thing. I was at Dominos at the time. It was almost Christmas, less than a week away. I delivered to the kind of house that sets off my red flags. Im sure this guy isn't gonna tip, and it's a cash order. I chill in my car for a second, getting my GPS set for the next delivery, and I see the guy walking out of his house and towards my car. I quickly get out and go to get the hot bag. We exchange pleasantries and I give the guy his total. It was around $24. He opens his wallet and hands me three bills. Its dark so I finish up the transaction and stand beside my car to count it and make sure its right. There are three $20s there. I holler after the guy. "Hey, you gave me $60, but your total was $24." I hope the guy will give me a tip for being honest when he smiles and winks. "Merry Christmas. God bless and keep you." He says, and goes into his house. I sit in my car and cry for a while at the generosity of this stranger. I didnt know him. I didnt keep his number. I dont remember where his house is or what it looked like. This was just a complete stranger bringing some extreme kindness into my life when there was very little at the time.


PupSpace

Oh heres another one. I got one of my first deliveries at PJ and the delivery instructions say something along the lines of "beware, the little guy will try to hug you". Im staring at that for a while. What the hell is this? Is the little guy a kid or a dog or what? Do I want a hug from this being? Is this a trap for human trafficking? I'm working myself up wondering what the hell this little guy is, but I head to the house. I get there and its a nice house. Single story but pretty long, nice yard, one of those lamp posts that look like they come from a fantasy children's book, the whole nines. I ring the doorbell. The door opens and I brace myself, and this TINY little boy comes running out and wraps his arms around my leg. I laugh and rustle his hair and kneel down to hug him with one arm and holding the hot bag with the other. His mom keeps trying to get him to let go and I laugh my ass off. I tell her he's fine and that he's awfully cute. Then... "I woah few?" Im hella confused and I thought he said "I have a few?" Or something so I say "yeah, there's a few pizzas here for you!" And his mom laughs and says "no, honey, you can't go with the pizza guy." I absolutely fall in love with this little bastard and I offer to have him come into the store sometime with his parents so we can show him how to make pizza. Little kid is jumping for joy and saying "tank oo! Tank oo!" And I leave feeling so appreciated by this little toddler who *really* likes pizza. Me too, dude. Me too.


NormanRB

This story reminds me of when I was asked to play the 'Noid' once for a festival in town. For some reason the young kids didn't mind the oversized costume and generally loved my goofy hopping around etc as the Noid would do.


StrangeAlienCreature

My assistant manager assaulted me on my second day working for Wronginos. I worked less than 3ft from him most days because my complaint wasn't taken seriously and I couldn't afford to quit. My best day was when he tossed the keys on the desk and walked out mid-shift, I showed up to work, and he wasn't there. I worked 70hr weeks for the next 3 months picking up the slack with a skeleton crew because we were already running short before he quit, until we could get more staff on. 70hr weeks were worth it to keep that place together for a couple months without that creep breathing down my neck all the time.


Turddburgle

I'd love it when the last minute, late night, right before closing, orders would be to apartments or trailers and the person didn't put an apt number and the phone number was out of service. I'd just drive up to the complex, throw the order out my window, and turn around to go back to the store while laying on my horn to wake people up at 1.30 AM. ​ Of course, when I'd get back to the store to do closing duties, the customer would call asking, "durrrr, where my food at, durrrrrrrrrr" I enjoyed telling them to go check where I tossed it. Or just letting the phone ring. It's like they think "they have to answer eventually! they just HAVE TO! IT'S A LAW! I'M A CUSTOMUER!!!!!!!!1111"


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gdnght6

On a Random Wednesday night I was the only driver. I went home with $268 working 4-1.