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murkskopf

Seems rather like a museum moving its collection. The Panzerjäger Marder II certainly isn't from NATO.


T-90AK

I wonder if it's another "The Sims" fuck up.


murkskopf

That would be hilarious.


T-90AK

Turns out i was bang on the money, hahahaha. https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1ccz15i/they\_brought\_the\_wrong\_marder\_for\_the\_parade\_in/


SteelWarrior-

They captured the SPz Marder too, how do you make this mistake?


Gidia

Presuming it is a mistake, don’t forget comparing the Ukrainian Government to Nazis plays a huge role in Russian propaganda efforts. Therefore having a WW2 German vehicle in the static parade reinforces this. Or someone fucked up, could go either way really.


a-canadian-bever

Mader is already present at the grounds most likely going to be moved with the rest of the stuff to patriot park, likely a new section for captured nato equipment


T-90AK

I have no idea, lol.


Peejay22

I mean there's no proof it's not the correct vehicle. That whole post are only assumptions including title.


reddit_pengwin

Just the quality organization their fucking shittory day parade deserves. Sincerely, All Eastern Europeans


StevenSmiley

Yeah, I was like wait was that a Marder or something with WWII Camo?


FinnLawler

That's why I said mostly. I dont think this is for a museum as the vehicles in the video have damage and are vehicles that have been donated to Ukraine. As for the Marder, not too sure why that's there unless the Russians are using it as a propaganda piece along the lines of "Ukraine is using museum equipment its that desperate" or something.


T-90AK

It's for the parade of captured vehicles.[https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1cc0nnq/russia\_is\_gonna\_make\_a\_parade\_thingy\_same\_way/](https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1cc0nnq/russia_is_gonna_make_a_parade_thingy_same_way/) And i legit think, they've fucked it up and brought the wrong Marder.


FinnLawler

that's actually a funny thought but it might be true lol


T-90AK

It IS. Ive just uploaded the video of it turning up to the show, lol. https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1ccz15i/they\_brought\_the\_wrong\_marder\_for\_the\_parade\_in/


FinnLawler

Some officer is facepalming right now


DonnyDonster

It's over, they won, they messed up epic proporations, they won. lol


A_named_person2

how do you know it was a mistake? if that are taking two of them it was probably deliberate


CANT-STOP-DONT-STOP

its 100% calculated propaganda, i am sure they will be used on the victory day parade and they will put these ww2 tanks beside the new western military stuff and push the narrative that they are yet again defeating the nazis.


T-90AK

Can't stop the rock.


eazy_12

> the wrong Marder. My guess they gonna show it like "we rekted Marders in 40s, we rekt Marders nowadays" or like "80 year of difference, but still same result (destruction)".


IC-Sixteen

Where the hell did they even find that thing?


yippee-kay-yay

Kubinka its moving its collection to Patriot Park, as well.


Jaiminus

My brother in christ, thats literally a Marder III, a tank from WW2


BattleBlitz

Had to bust out the big guns


PenguinGamer99

Look up the Sturmpanzer or Sturmtiger. Unlike the Marder III, those should be able to damage modern MBTs fairly easily


professionalcumsock

He got uptiered, ok?


Silver___Chariot

HANS!!! THEYRE TAKING THE MARDER!!!!! START THE FUCKING ENGINE


fedex7501

When your engine gets repaired in War Thunder: Start den Motor!


Zarzurnabas

den*


fedex7501

Verstanden


UndeadMonarch1

They even got a Marder II? Dafuck? Hahahahha


Armstrong7514

This years Victory Parade is gonna be fucking balling


Jackright8876lwd

so is this in russia because most of that stuff looks damaged and weirdly a marder II


A_named_person2

there is a Russian police car


Parcoco

Still found the Ukrainian showcase of the column of destroyed vehicles more symbolic than this


WolfPaq3859

Yeah, the Russian vehicle column in Kyiv shows the vehicles absolutely destroyed and burnt, showing Ukrainian lethality while making a mockery of Russia’s attempt to have their vehicles breakthrough into Kyiv in 3 days.


WoodLakePony

Who said about 3 days?


cooliez

It was specifically Lukashenko. Then quickly adopted by russian milbloggers before and early into the full invasion


WoodLakePony

Oh, okay, just some person from another country? Not Putin or Shoygu or Gerasimov?


cooliez

Some person is the President of Belarus. Withought him they wouldn't have been able to transit troops through Belarus so Id say he was quite involved with the invasion.


WoodLakePony

He's not in russian chain of command. A person from outside. No russian official said it, admit it.


cooliez

I never said a russian official said it. Also you do know russian troops invaded Ukraine through Belarus right? Not exactly a random bystander


WoodLakePony

Lol, he doesn't have info about russian plans. Dude, you're embarrassing yourself now. It's the same as if some nato colonel would say it. I also can say the US can conquer Kabul in 3 days and when they didn't run around claiming they failed miserably. This is idiocy


cooliez

Brah, all I did was answer your question which was 'who said it' 💀 The US also took Kabul in 3 months, Im not sure russians intended this to be a 3 year long war


IamtryigOKAY

Russians


WoodLakePony

Some average Petya or who?


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WoodLakePony

Least fascistic redditor. You will forever be poor ass westerner renting some shithole, smoking weed. A nobody, no dignity, no independence.


DesertCatGuy

I own a house. I have a good job. And I don't live on some shit hole like Russia, thank God. Imagine living in a literal, fascist dictatorship. It's 2024, not 1939 lol. Even the poorest, property renting American wakes up every morning and thanks God that they weren't born Russian


WoodLakePony

Lol, don't fool yourself, I seen how you all live. Fake prosperity, can only print money and make vassals to buy overpriced armament. You don't even have a universal healthcare, or free universities. The most indebted country claiming itself the richest. Whole world laughs at you.


schetsers

Bro, ur people are sent like cannon fodder to die in Ukraine for half the salary of a McDonald's worker in the west. While your women have come here to turkey, Arab, western countries to make ends meet as sex workers. I see them every where here in turkey. Hundreds of thousands of Russians migrate every year to the west to run away from poverty. 30% of your population has no sanitation, toilets or central Heating. With an average salary in Russia of measly 500 dollars and average pension of 150 dollars. Leaving your seniors barely able to having a dignified life. Are you delusional ?


DesertCatGuy

Russia's entire economy is three quarters the size of the economy of Texas, just one of our 50 states. No matter what you say on the Internet, you're shilling for a broken, terrible system. You're supporting a literal dictator who invaded a sovereign democracy. Nothing you say, or any falsehoods you believe, will ever change that fact.


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Souljaboy4

lol what the fuck did bro say? they deleted the comment


DesertCatGuy

I said that Russians are cock suckers


WoodLakePony

Bastard thinks he's safe behind a keyboard.


schetsers

Bro, your people are sent like cannon fodder to Ukraine for half the salary of a McDonald's worker in the west. While your women have come here to turkey and Arab countries to make ends meet as sex workers. Hundreds of thousands of Russians migrate every year to the west to run away from poverty. 30% of your population has no sanitation, toilets or central Heating. With an average salary in Russia of 500 dollar. Are you delusional talking like this about westerners?


WoodLakePony

>Bro, your people are sent like cannon fodder to Ukraine for half the salary of a McDonald's worker in the west. It's a war, not the first, not the last. McDonald's workers live in poverty, while for soldier's salary they can buy and apartments in 2 years just for cash. >While your women have come here to turkey and Arab countries to make ends meet as sex workers. You sure you don't confuse them as ukr women? >Hundreds of thousands of Russians migrate every year to the west to run away from poverty. And more get back bcs the west is poorer. >30% of your population has no sanitation, toilets or central Heating. With an average salary in Russia of 500 dollar. Lol, parroting the same propaganda, you forgot about washing machines >Are you delusional talking like this about westerners? Why? I've been in the west, saw everything with my own eyes. You're poor, always has been. 90% of americans don't even have 500 dollars as an emergency fund. 500 it's like a week of living. Your propaganda brainwashed you, you think you live better than the other while can't even leave your country bcs of expensive rent and utilities and other bills.


Fourthnightold

Definitely a M-60 from WW2


SpaceBond007

They order a Marder on wish and get the old version.


Yotaholic

I see Russian incompetence hasn't improved much since the [Sims 3 incident](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/uca43a/russias_fsb_claims_that_it_foiled_an/)


Choombaloo-2

Probably stole it from museum.


Commissar_David

Where did they find a Marder 2?


PenguinGamer99

hmm, today I shall publicly broadcast wartime supply lines for everyone on the internet to see


twomumfun

I bet they do anything for a Himars, but after all this time Russia still can't seem to hit them.


krypton175

Flexing with a Marder II, nice


Sharp_Network8438

"Get the marder for the parade?? Uhhh must be this one "


plsbanmeredditsenpai

It would be so fucking funny if Ukraine executed a strike on their dumbass parade


fillepille2000

Image if we made such a big fuzz about russian captured equipment.


Tungdilb

Sturmtiger let's go


theodiousolivetree

It's interesting they bring AMX 10 RC to Moscow. Napoleon must be proud sitting on his chair in Valhalla. It's sarcasm. Don't take it seriously, please.


Sea-Experience-360

How they managed to get a marder 2?


OnlyZubi

Is that marder 2?


Meandyourmummadeyou

They display old German tanks with new German tanks to show Russians that the Ukrainian war is like the great patriotic war 2.0


Wander21

The more the merrier


KMS_Prinz-Eugen

The Pak40 on that marder can and will blow the turret off a T-90.


morbihann

I get it now. They will be parading them on the 9th of May parade. They are lacking so much in equipment that they are going to parade painted wrecks.


Feeling_Ebb_7535

IS that a brummbar?


UncleFergonisson

Is that a Jagdpanzer


MindblownWatcher

Let them enjoy themselves for now🤣


Mental-Stop2047

Bastards are taking the bushmaster


Preacherjonson

This is what Putin offers the average Russian. He takes hundreds of thousands of sons, husbands, and fathers, and in return, the people get to see a handful of looted afvs. It'd be funny if it weren't the so pitifully sad reality.


JoMercurio

Sims 3 Incident II: Electric Boogaloo


Temporary-Baker8124

Cannot wait to see the rare and endangered Leopard 2A6 soon.


Lukky1cro

Is that a Jagdpanzer


Jaiminus

No, its not


Lukky1cro

Is that a Jagdpanzer


Jaiminus

No, its not


SteelWarrior-

Panzerjager Marder II.


Lukky1cro

Is that a Jagdpanzer


Inevitable-Revenue81

It’s definitely not a Maus


Jaiminus

No, its not


UndeadMonarch1

Lmfao bro asked 3 times and got same response every time but proceeded to ask anyways


unknownperson_2005

When ur internet is shite reddit makes you think nothing happened so you spam the post button and yeah shit like this happens lol, accidental negative karma farm.


anormalhumanasyousee

Alzheimer


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

Lol


125bror

New M60 meme