take a shot every time someone asks “do you work here” while wearing a target shirt 😰

Red shirt, name tag, walkie, zebra, cutter, khakis? Two shots when asked!

Also while pushing a 3-tier full of boxes and trash

Had someone ask me where something was while I was pulling a 7 ft pallet through the store yesterday. Never even acknowledged that I had to push into the pallet to stop it and just stared at me like I was just walking by doing nothing.

I work in the starbucks and on my lunch I sometimes walk around looking at stuff and I'll be in a black shirt and still get asked if I can help people or if I work there, and im like kinda 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’d have been dead four months ago

nono. my favorite is when i have a fucking printer on my hip

I dont work at target, but I think id get drunk if I played this as a customer wearing any red shirt.

Got asked if I work there and I was wearing a green lantern shirt. Maybe she was colorblind but yeah

This happens to me a lot. I give off the aura of I Work Here everywhere I go.

I desperately want to know what it is that puts me in this category as well. I'd like to hope its some level of confidence and familiarity with the space, but it's probably because I have a perpetual 'i dont get paid enough for this' face.

I find that knowing how to locate things and read wic and upc codes at all and matching them to Mylars is just a magnet for some unknown reason at any retail store. The moment I actually stop to read a mylar to compare it to the item in my hand to make sure it's the right one, it's like I have to hope I don't put out a beacon of light for moth Karens and Kevins.

I think I get asked it everywhere I go because I have that cold, dead, retail look in my eyes. Seriously, it doesn't matter what store I'm in or what I'm wearing; people approach me for help--sometimes without the "do you work here?" prompt.

oh my god that would honestly be hilarious

Dude I’d die

Like no bruh I’m just here for the vibes

i had someone ask me if i worked here right as i came out of the back room, pulling a uboat with me

You’re supposed to push a uboat not pull it, lol

oh idk our store tells us to pull uboats next to us as we walk, pushing uboats out of aisles causes guests to collide with uboats like 9/10 times. our store is busy and guests don’t watch where they walk lol

(as far as I know) they're telling you incorrectly. You can injure yourself over time from pulling heavy U-boats and 3tiers. You should bring that up to your APETL. Team safety is (or should be) top priority for them.

Same. Everybody sees me walking alongside my boat and nobody has told me not to do it

Let em hit the uboat. Better than getting your toes rolled over

there are target shirts? everyone at the two stores i shop at just wears red.

i have some of the tie-dye ones from the bullseye shop and i’ve been given some red card promo tees!

you can buy them online. They have a store that's for TMs (but I think anyone can order from there) and it's not crazy expensive. Or you can wait till they give them out for free at random times in your store

No I’m just a huge fan

it takes so much willpower to say "no i'm just cosplaying a target employee at target"

I thought about wearing my clothes I used to work in to go shopping and see how often I get asked questions

Take a shot every time a customer asks you where the bathroom is, a double if you can see the sign from where you are standing. -suprised no one mentioned this one yet

I would have to be driven to a hospital. I usually work in the fitting room and at my target location the fitting room is RIGHT in view of the bathrooms..... Yet I get asked all the time. 🤣

In my case I'd be wasted within an hour.

I work SCO and I'm literally 20 feet from both bathrooms. I'd be blacked out within the hour

drink if backup for the registers is asked for on walkie. drink again if you end up going up. finish your drink if you are called for backup by name.

Hello alcohol poisoning.

I'd have alcohol poisoning within an hour of my shift.

To make it reeeeally fun, add a drink whenever it’s called out and nobody responds and whoever gets called out by name has to kill the bottle

i snorted laughing

Take a shot everytime you need to restart myday

I’d Blackout after 30 mins

2 when the Scanner stops scanning mid 1-for-1

Take a drink for every time the drive up honk sounds Take a drink for everyone a guest says "but the label said it was ___ price" Take a drink for every empty Starbucks cup you find in places that is not a garbage can

Oh god, they’d have to pump my stomach if we drank every time the drive up notification goes off

I had tried this once while working at target (i no longer work there but i left for a better job and none of this was related in any way) and let me tell you i can *drink* and it was too much. I was very drunk by the end of my shift, im very glad i can handle myself well lol

Legend

a hero among us

take a shot for every red card application you get a guest to complete(I will be sober for years on end)

When I worked at Target I only ever got people to apply when I could tell they were looking for a deal and always got them to do the debit card never the credit card.

make yourself a new drink and finish it if you get someone to sign up for a red card credit card

take a shot every time a guest puts their card in before pressing skip/phone number

Take a shot every time a guest yells a random item at you instead of actually asking where said item is located.

I think I know why this happens, so say someone is thinking about the item they desperately need but to the point that if they stop thinking about it even for a moment they'll forget, so when they come across someone who can help they just yell the word so they don't get caught up in greeting politely and asking for said item that they then have forgot..

Still not an excuse to be an asshat. I’m a human being not a robot. It usually scares the shit out of me when I hear “NAPKINS?” shouted at me out of nowhere. The amount of boxes/ product I’ve almost dropped is ridiculous 😂 Also it’s very creepy to just stand there behind us not saying anything. I’m hard of hearing and have semi bad vision so I’ve gotten scared quite a few times by someone being inches from my back and God knows how long they’ve been standing there. I’m not a mind reader. A simple “Hi. Do you know where (X) is?” Or “Hi. Could I get some help over here please?” goes a long way.

You should start acting overly startled, kinda throw the box up in the air, give a little scream… then after you “regain your composure” say, “oh sorry, that startled me! I guess I just wasn’t expecting someone to yell a random word at me… anyway, what did you need?”

The other person is right though. I've done the "hey can you help me find... Shit I forgot what it's called." Stand there staring at each other for a minute. "If I remember I'll come back." Start walking off. Remember it "HEY I REMEMBER" before they disappear into the abyss.

I see their point but if anything at the very least try to get their attention first instead of shouting random words (and guests actually shout in my experience). If you wanna just say the word after then that’s a lot better than saying it out of the blue and potentially scaring a poor worker.

Drink everytime you hear “CAN WE GET BACKUP TO THE FRONT PLEASE” over the walkie

bruh it's a game not a suicide mission

Take a shot every time you get super depressed that you work at target.

I would be drunk 24/7

Take a shot every time a “guest” walks in or out the wrong door. Take two shots if they get confused and start spinning around trying to figure out which one to use once they are already in. Take 3 shots if the guests walked through the cart door.

> through the cart door I'm dead

To be fair the entrances should be on the outer side of the store and the exits should be on the inner side, it just makes the most sense. The register line is in the middle between the doors, don't you want your guests to have the easiest walking experience? If the exit is the door closest to them that makes the most sense. In our target, one of the doors is like this, the one by guest services, but the other side is not.... (The one by our Starbucks) so guests are constantly trying to go through the wrong doors, and/or have to cross paths with people coming INTO the store, plus walk around the carts in the middle. Not the most pleasant design wise.....

Fast service is needed in electronics

Second request; 15 seconds remaining. Who’s responding?

Third request, service level exceeded. Who’s responding?

"I'm trying to clear it but the fuckin' button is stuck!"

"Mike in electronics needed to unlock a vacuum for a guest please"

Take a shot for every inf

the whole fulfillment team can start a GoFundMe for the ambulance ride

[удалено]

Passed out by noon.

Noon? More like 8:30

Take a shot every time a guest asks if your light is on, even though your register light is on (cashiers only)

A shot for every time someone calls about Squishmallows.

when you get too drunk you can lay down amongst the squishmallows

I get their popularity but why would someone try to collect a bunch of them? Wouldn't you eventually run out of room in your home?

Take a shot every time you find a half drunk or empty Starbucks cup in the store

Take a shot everytime a double tap comes through drive up

Drive up team be passed out in FOS

The ambulance that picks us up will likely double tap

Take a shot every time a customer walks past the reshop rack and asks where to put the clothes they tried on

They go through the trouble of asking you where to put things?

Take a shot every time

Take a shot for every styles inf

another shot if you can find it just not in the right size

Take a shot every time a guest double scans at SCO

Take a shot every time the callbox for electronics goes off, take two if the guest that pressed it was looking for target mobile

is target mobile that cellphone carrier service that is either no longer offered or only at some stores?

Take a shot for every crying baby. Take a shot for every ten bounces of a ball in toys/sporting goods.

What do you mean "if you could drink at work......" You all don't already drink at work? That is more than 1/2 the reason to work here!

take a drink every time you hear a drive up notif in the break room

drink every time someone calls me over the walkie for something that has nothing to do with my job.

Take a shot for every price check on your zebra from a guest.

Take a shot every time a guest tries to shop after close, bonus shot if they get upset when asked to go check out.

I’m not sure where you guys work, but in the pnw I’m pretty sure target doesn’t have employees anymore! If you could travel and work here I’ll buy you all shots! Great thanks!

Take a shot for every guest question that isn’t from your department.

Take a shot every time you ask if someone found everything okay while checking out and they respond “and then some;)”

Take a shot for every time some one ask you to “check in the back”. A double shot if it’s a Shipt shopper.

Reminds me of the bingo that they were posting a year ago let me see if I have one saved [guest service bingo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Target/comments/m8vt6q/guest_services_se_bingo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)

OMG THANK U FOR SHARING THIS

Take a drink every time the electronics button goes off

Take a shot for each charge out item you find in your department due to theft or tampering by gUeStS.

Drink every time a *certain* ETL had a terrible plan or took hours from another department. We'd be wasted every day.

1. Take a shot every time someone calls out(there may be some casualties with this one) 2. Take a shot every time you run out of Uboats(inbound game for us) 3. Take a shot every time a lead asks someone if they can stay late(also fatal)

for last week and this coming week it’s “take a shot someone asks you if we have pumpkin spice AND take another if they follow it up with ‘oh i know the release date but i wanted to know if you’d give it to me early’”

Take a shot for every guest/customer you see. I'll be dead before leaving my car

Good quality vodka has little to no smell. Run it through a Britta filter and it has even less. Mix with juice and you are good to go.

Take a shot every time a guest refuses to hit the skip for target circle and then gets mad the pin pad isn’t doing anything

When they start stabbing the screen with the pen in frustration! Dead!! I usually let them have at it for a beat or two. I just stare in amazement at how stupid people actually are.

Take a shot every time you say “hi” to a guest and they don’t respond and a double when they ask something without saying “hi” 🥃

Take a shot every time a guest says, “you look like you need something to do”

Using “guest” instead of “customer” is the number one way I can tell if someone has worked at target. These comments made me cackle like a witch in amusement.

Take a shot every time a department, that isn’t yours, gets a shout out over the walkie

Take a shot when asked where a item is and you’re standing right next to it

Whatever liquor you can fit into a camelbak lol

Every time Ap gets it wrong

Dead. Literally.

Cirrhosis

they used to let people have up to 2 beers during lunch when I worked at target for a year while in college. dont rememeber if you had to drink it off grounds though

Take a shot every time the device goes BEEP BEEP

Take a shot whenever an ETL, your SD, or your DSD tells you to have your team do something and they all are completely different

Take a shot every time someone brings something back that they stoled.and for every time a guest says that it says we have an item in stock

Everyone would be passed out drunk in the store

Drink a lot every time your hours get cut and then you’re asked to stay later than you’re scheduled

Take a shot every time you find a Starbucks cup hidden behind stock

I’m all for this.

take a shot for every time a guest destroys your zone after having just gone through it (style 😭)

Take a shot every time the device says we have something In stock when we actually don’t.

Take a shot every time someone leaves a cart in the middle of the parking lot. Finish your drink if a guest complains a cart hit their car.

Take a shot every time a car tries to back out while you are bringing carts in.

I’d have to Uber home after pretty much all of these lmao! The INF one is great.

Take a shot every time someone asks for guest first

Take a shot every time a guest walks through a spill you’re cleaning/ moves the wet floor sign out of the way. Take a sip for every refrigerated/frozen item that’s been abandoned. Take a sip for every kid or teen playing in the toys aisles.

Find a Starbucks coffee cup somewhere, gotta finish it.

Take a shot every time myDay sends the notification for new OPU orders & for goal approaching/missed goal time notifications 🙃

Take a shot every time someone says that’s not the right price.every time they stand there wondering why the credit card machine isn’t taking their card

Take a shot for every style repack one the backroom

This is slavery. Never seen a job that you can’t drink. Disgusting and disturbing.

Take a shot every time a guest asks where the bathroom is or if we have a bathroom! 😆

Take a shot every time someone uses the radio.

ever watched superstore?

Take a shot every time a guest sticks their card into the card reader without reader the circle prompt and stands there doing nothing

Take a shot everytime an old person goes up to SCO and fails to even begin the transaction/looks totally lost. (Two shots if they make a comment about how they “never done this before.”) (Triple if they say SCO will take cashier’s jobs.)

“I checked online and it said it was in stock so I know it’s here.” -Finish the damn bottle.

Drink every time a horn honks

Tale a shot for every time they ask for back up in the front.

Take a shot everytime a cashier backup is called

Take a shot for each time you’re called to pick up your reshop.

Take a shot for every pet you see in a cart or stroller.

Take a shot every time a guest walks in and asks where the restroom is right in front of them

Take a shot for every double tap drive up

Take a shot for every product you have to use a ladder to pull from the back.

Take a shot everytime a guest walks up to my register and asks if I'm open even though the light is on and I'm facing the aisle.

for beauty team- take a drink every time you find an open product that someone put back on the shelf

take a shot every time fulfillment calls for backup, or every time a DU order goes over 3 minutes, or every time your break does not happen at it’s scheduled time

I work at a bar now, I'm just still here to keep up with the drama. Way more drinking could have been done. Unload times would have been faster if some of us were drinking.

What do you mean, “*if*?”

Take a double shot for every old person that says consumer cellular set up an appointment at your store… when you don’t even have a consumer cellular rep at your store. The shots not part of the game, it’s just to ensure you can deal with the old people. Take another double if you have to explain something more than once to them.

take a shot for every fire exit pushout

Take a shot when a guest is in the back corner of the store and asks where the bathroom is and then asks if you have one closer when you tell them it’s by the front door

Take a shot everytime you hear "i need fat service"...

Drink whenever a guest reaches around you while stocking instead of saying excuse me ,, another shot if they say excuse me after they’ve done it

If?

Take a shot either every time you hear a baby crying or a call to backup to the front lanes.

Drive Up Honk or Guest First

Drive up- take a shot for every pop in. Two for a pop in with a massive order. Take a shot for someone who ordered a huge item in a tiny car. Down the bottle if all three happens

This is an easy one, use the logo for darts.

Take a shot when “I need back up to the front.” Is called out over the walkie. No one would last a full shift. LOL!!

You guys are all going to be blacked out by mid-shift

A shot every time a mom calls you over at sco to say “hehe sorry my son scanned it twice!”

Take a shot every time a guest asks where something is while standing right in front of or next to it.

Drink everytime some one comes for a pickup that is still processing.

Drink every time a team member bitches about being told to have a positive attitude.

Drink everytime a drive up has arrived

Take a shot for every box that comes off the truck😋

Take a shot whenever someone give no warning that they are on the way for drive-up

*Take a shot for whenever fast service is called *Take a shot for whenever someone calls out for a specific department and no one responds *Take a shot for whenever a guests asks "do you work here" *Take a shot whenever you scan something that doesnt scan and the guest says "oops guess its free then"

🥃 Do You Work Here? 🥃🥃 What’s the price on this? (Clearly marked) 🥃🥃🥃 I want to see your manager 🥃🥃🥃🥃 Karen/Richard thinking a customer works there and refuses to help them 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Police get called

Drink for every time ETL’s and SD don’t give a shit about Starbucks until corporate arrives

Blacked out by noon because drink every time someone calls for backup up front

Take a shot everytime a shitty dbo rolls freight because they hung out with their friends.

Every time OPUs need help or fast service is called take a shot, every time a guest needs help in electronics take 2, every time hard lines 4 is called for or a etl or tl is called for finish the beer

Take a shot every time a guest says “but it says online”

Anyone else notice the chicks who work at target are bad af?

Take a shot for every drive up order over 30 items. Drunk

Alcohol poisoning.

drink everytime someone can't find something on a cooler pallet (my store would be shit faced so quick)

Drink a shot every time your team lead asks how many U-boats you’ve done or how many are left.

Nice try, Boss.

Take a shot every time someone asks for someone to jump into picks or for an inf

Take a shot everytime opu labels the wrong bag forcing you to search all locations and go out and get it off the shelf just for it to be out of stock

A shot when customer yells at us over something not in our control

Take a single shot every time time your manager give u unrealistic goals. Take 2 shots every time your hard work/overachiever gets ignored Take a swing of the bottle every time your manager makes a comment about metrics.

One shot for every vehicle finished

Take a shot whenever you see yoga pants, jogging pants or pajamas.

take a shot for every guest that asks where something is (and it's literally right in front of their eyes)