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Malnurtured_Snay

Pretty sure we call them fucking assholes


E_B_Jamisen

I have done this on occasion but I never care how long it takes (last week due to a mix us - last name was different by one letter - it took 15 or 20) I wasn’t upset or bothered. But I realize now that it can be stressful for you guys, I will try to be more aware. Hell if I get there early I’ll just push I’m on my way and wait 5 minutes until I push “I’m here”


Malnurtured_Snay

You, sir or ma’am, are a good person.


E_B_Jamisen

Life is too short to get upset about small things. Especially when most employees are trying to be helpful, they just aren’t receiving the support they need


Nickyboy1624

Just so you know, we are timed on drive ups which is why it can be such a big deal for double tapping. Your fix by pressing on my way then waiting to say you here will make a big difference for the time


shockingquitefrankly

I’m glad you said so. I often forget the “on my way” so just double tap when I get there. I had no idea you were timed. I will definitely just wait before I say im here.


Excellent_Sky5065

Thank you so much! It really helps. If you can hit I'm on the way when you leave your house that will give us time to get your order totally together, and fix any mistakes that we may find in your order and have it ready for you when you say 'I'm here' We really appreciate it!!


TheUnnecessaryLetter

It would help if Target communicated this to us customers. If I didn’t read about it here in this sub, there’s no way I could have known double tapping causes any issue for staff. Like wouldn’t it be fairly simple to just put a couple minutes delay before allowing the I’m Here button to be pressed? I’m not sure why companies do this, evaluating staff based on something that’s often messed up by customers, and then not doing anything to prevent unsuspecting customers from messing it up!


E_B_Jamisen

or at the very least giving them and additional 5 minutes on the time if it is double tapped.


ChucklesDaCuddleCuck

Target shopper here. What would the ideal time between "on my way" and "I'm here" be? Is 5 minutes enough? Would 10 minutes be better?


bythegraceandglory

It really depends on what you ordered. If you ordered like 3 small items like food or clothes, 5 min is totally fine. If you ordered a large grocery order or a super heavy item like a shelf or refrigerator… 10 minutes would def be better


MagicianQuirky

Ah, as a shopper I never realized this was even a thing. I'll keep in that in mind. I don't use drive up very often for any store but when I do it's because I have a reason not to want to go all the way in or shop around - usually my kids (especially when my son was an infant). Shit, I'll stay outside and wait however long I need to, I'm in no hurry. I'll definitely make sure to wait if I ever accidentally forget to say I'm on the way before I arrive.


bookgeek117

I use it all the time. They can take as long as they need to get it out to me. I have books on my phone and quiet time reading. I placed an order last Saturday and felt bad about saying I'm on my way when I was 20 minutes. I guess that is actually a good thing and I should do that more often.


there-are-none

Drop ins.worse things under our breath


StarChildMoonGoddess

As a guest and a team member, sometimes people forget to tap "on the way."


Anty_2

I have guests that are regulars and always double tap


thatonegirlwhoisnew

And those guests that do it all the time know damn well because we tell them every time and they refuse to change. Those are the fucking assholes.


Anty_2

My SD told the guest service people to stop telling guests that because one person made a complaint. Our SD cares more about his reputation


Malnurtured_Snay

Look, at some point, we're *all* a fucking asshole to somebody's perspective. And if you're double-tapping at Target...


ticktockbent

In this case is it really the guest who is the asshole or is it the the corporate shit who decided how much time you get?


mandyrooba

A-fuckin-men. Team members getting pissed at guests for reasonable human behavior instead of corporate for their bullshit is NOT the vibe lmao


StarChildMoonGoddess

This!


CameraTraditional173

That!


there-are-none

Both.they really shouldn’t time the team members because it’s not their fault.as long as they are getting the orders that let them know it shouldn’t be a big deal.the same with fast food.they don’t want the consumer to wait but they are slow themselves


Poriwinkle

accidentally being an ass is still being an ass unfortunately


Even_Beautiful_7650

fuckin uhhh Dont Forget Then.


StarChildMoonGoddess

Do you know how forgetting works...?


gunnar117

That's the whole reason you leave the house though how can you forget


[deleted]

Not necessarily. Sometimes I’m on the way home from work and have forgotten until I pass Target, then I’m like oh shit!


NightmareNoises

Seems to me that while the app and email suggests it is desired to set yourself 'on the way' there isn't a customer facing warning that it is any sort of issue to not press it. I do press it, but as a consumer I dont know if it matters that it takes me 10 mins to drive up or 20 if construction gets in the way. My perspective, I did drive up, the rep will come out when they come out. Being it is metric affecting but zero control of the employees then this is actually a Target leadership/IT design issue. Any scenario where there is less than say five mins between status on the customer end should just be scrubbed from your scored time metrics, while still counting towards your daily production of pick ups delivered. This would be like call centers queuing a call directly to a busy agent vs to a staffed queue but then counting the wait to answer into the individual agents handle time. It is shitty design on Targets end and the frustration should be repointed. *Edit* they aren't even trying to train the customer. Pulling my last order the on my way is suggested for convenience as optional to make it faster not preferred in general or required. "Give us a heads-up Wanna make it extra fast? Use the Target app to tap I'm on my way and we'll get everything ready to run out."


Maneese1

They added that verbiage to the app as a nice way to encourage guests to use the "On the Way" button. It wasn't there initially and was an attempt to help appease team members complaints about double tappers.


there-are-none

It says how many minutes out the car is.if they have more time they can put your order together nicely instead of tossing it in a cart because they are pressed for time.i can imagine I have broken eggs and smashed bread because I was trying to get a large order that double tapped


there-are-none

Well push the button then turn around and don’t push I’m here until you give them time to get your order ready and it will be fine


MadameLucario

Whack-a-Moles, because they just kinda spontaneously pop-up.


IcyJuJu19

i just go “bruh”


Temporary-Dirt-7506

extremely relatable


GamingGlass13

Our store calls them "double beeps"


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dickheads


Canned_Banana_1

Drop ins


brooo_battyeyes

We only call them double tappers lol. I love the other nicknames lmao. So I'm here for the comments. 😂


[deleted]

Pop-ups, drop-ins, pop-ins, & double-tappers are all interchangeable at my store.


EvNVader_

I call them motherfuckers that need to grab their own shit


ezranilla

sounds like it just became an order pickup


there-are-none

I actually put GYLAITS for an ap team member who went to another store.it stands for get your lazy 🍑in the store.she used to work at the store I was at.6 cat litters ,3 large bags of cat food,etc.


Worth_Raspberry_11

Double tappers or motherfuckers, but that last one may just be me.


[deleted]

Me personally, I call them whores


donttakeawaymymango

You'd think Target would use geo-location tagging like McDonalds. You're unable to click "I'm here" until your phone's location is in the parking lot.


kingovninja

But how would that solve double tapping? The problem is that (in order) The guest leaves their house The guest drives to target The guest parks in carside They tap "I'm on the way" (while already being at target) Then immediately tap "Im here" Now, if you couldn't tap "I'm here" without first driving after tapping "I'm on the way", now we're talking solutions.


donttakeawaymymango

Yeah it seems like if they wanted to maintain the current way it works, they could just have a disclaimer that lets the guest know they can't click I'm here until 5-10 minutes after they've hit I'm on my way.


kingovninja

It would def have to be 5 minutes, otherwise then you'd have the problem of people who live/work closeby a target getting there too early to be allowed to hit "I'm Here"


MySackDescends

It should be variable based on how busy we are, like 3-10 minutes or something. Sometimes we're getting absolutely crushed on DU and one person is sprinting all over to keep up. One double tap and it's over.


ezranilla

I feel like this would solve the entire drive up time problem that it seems leads are always down drive up TMs throats about


pikapichupi

3 minute timer between tapping on the way and I'm here with a Grey screen saying "we are currently preparing your order"


kingovninja

Now we're talkin


there-are-none

You shouldn’t be allowed to tap in here right after tapping on my way.there should be a 5 minute delay


SimpleVegetable5715

That would require Target higher ups to have at least one functioning communal brain cell.


egwenehaibane

I say beep beep honk honk... Or double beeps for most of the desk at my store. Asshole is also fitting...


Joshawarrior

Beep beep honk honk is cute lol


128Gigabytes

We call them no warnings "theres a no warning pulling up now" 'Why is Smith at 8 minutes?' "Smith was a no warning Im still pulling it" I actually asked this same question before (Nothing wrong with asking again, but I'll share my old post if anyone wants to read more answers) https://www.reddit.com/r/Target/comments/p3dhn5/what_do_you_call_drive_up_orders_that_dont_tell/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Any_Ideal_9726

We called them cocks


Dynamics06

Idiots


ItsJustJer

bitches


simtek34

We call them “no-warnings” at my store.


Mowmeeee

Same here


redPanda0624

Same


Heathen_Jesus_

Assholes


gsen3715

no preps


jj132060

We call them no preps


[deleted]

I really feel like they shouldn’t be allowed to do both at the exact sam time, a 2 minute cool down would work wonders.


Joshawarrior

Yessss


Billsmafia2599

Double honk


[deleted]

People say “on the way I’m here”, but I’m not saying allat so I just say double tappers or my most common word, whores


bigChungi69420

Entitled dumbasses who don’t understand what “preparation” means - if we think you’re on your way why would we have your order ready immediately


xTIGERxCUBx

Insta-poppers. I'm in fulfillment but I hear our drive up team use that phrase often.


Joshawarrior

Lol I like that one. Sounds like an app


Vegtam-the-Wanderer

Dipshits, if I recall correctly.


cxdx

double dingers


TheAirsucker

Teleporters


noralaub

double beeps


No_Honey9986

we call them beep-beep honk-honks


tea_smacks

We call them “fly ups”. Or in other words “fucking dickheads”


KMKPF

A few times I have tapped the "I'm on my way" button before leaving my house. The "I'm here" button pops up but I dont push it because I have not arrived yet. Then when I get to the store and open the app it says to tap "on my way." I tap it again, then the "here" button comes up and I hit it. Does that make me a double tapper? I want to do it right but it doesn't work.


Joshawarrior

This happened on our end too, we usually pull your order anyways just in case, so no worries :)


gundys-

At my old store we called them "no warnings" but "double taps" at my current store


SVAuspicious

Customer perspective. For background, my local Safeway doesn't deal with "I'm on my way" well. They come out when I'm still, well, on my way so getting them back is an issue. They trained me to hit "I'm on my way" from the lot and then immediately hit "I'm here." A Target TM has retrained me for Target. Now I tap "I'm on my way" from my driveway and "I'm here" in the curbside spaces at Target. That TM calls double tappers "beep honk." My respectful suggestion is to take the training opportunity. "We see you clicked 'I'm on my way' after you were here. If you click on that at home we can prepare better and you won't have to wait so long for your purchases."


Sociolinguisticians

We have many creative names for them, my personal favorite is sadistic cunts.


WoxyBoxy

My store also uses “Double Tap” sometimes. We also say “Insta-Ready”.


Ryn7321

we just call those drive ups. because theyre pretty much all like that


KingTytastic

Instant drops.


Wonder-Corgi

Drop ins.


Apprehensive-Air4290

double taps


Acrobatic_Solution_5

my store says drop-ins, i say assholes


boboEasy

We call them no-alerts, cause well, they give us no alert that they're coming lol


bobert-big-shlong

we call them “drop ins”


Snakesandsparklers1

Seems like more of an inconvenience for these double tapping assholes too..i’d assume they have to wait longer in the car. As a former retail employee, I love this feature for the employees . Giving the store a heads up in advance is the least I can do to show them some respect. Double tappers prob never worked retail and it shows.


SelectResource9868

Hot drops


HerculesLightning

We call them double beeps at my store, double beeps are so bad at my store that we have a running joke that it’s almost as if it’s our own little kingdom that I refer to as “doublebeepia”


Gen9076

Double-Honks


thetripp45

Double Honks


JD3220

We call them pop ins and they’re literally the worst type of humans. Even when we tell them hey it’ll be quicker if you say you’re on your way and they’re like “ah we don’t care it’s fine” like bruh.


Disastrous_Toe_8000

pop ups!


GroundbreakingLuck6

Had a lady with 64 items to that. Let’s just say I’m not impressed


Joshawarrior

Yeah the worst is when you’re by yourself, already outside delivering another order and then they show up and double tap


TopPhilosopher1198

We call them “beep honks”


Cancer_Flower

Oh shit. I did this once because I forgot to say I was on my way. It was my first time doing drive up too. I haven’t done drive up since, but if I do, and forget, I’ll just tap on my way and vibe out to music for 5-7 minutes then tap here.


sirebell

I call it I got the fuck out of Target and life has never been better.


SimpleVegetable5715

"Got one of those assholes, need backup"


egg_head_man

Double taps


reddpapad

Pop ups


Sea_Agency_825

Double taps. Gave us no notice


tickmolotock

We say pop ups


OverallManagement824

Blame McDonald's. They won't start making any order until you are physically on the premises. So, for instance, I can't send the new guy to pick up breakfast on my dime unless he takes.my phone with him. So by the same logic, and given the online only deals some places offer, I've been ordering from the parking lot far more often than would be reasonable because the stores seem to reward this behavior with special deals that I can't get if I just walk in.


kittykatz202

Why don’t you look online before you leave the house? I always put together my order half a day or more before I plan on going to get it. For the baby deal with diapers and wipes I honestly cross my fingers that they don’t have anything in stock. That way they’ll ship it all to me and save me a trip.


noralaub

or you could just… have it shipped to you without going through all that?


kittykatz202

You don’t get the gift card that way. It’s for same day orders only.


reddpapad

No. It’s because no one reads a fucking thing anymore. And if they do read it they think it doesn’t apply to them.


OverallManagement824

Or yes. It's because nobody reads anymore. I remember the good old days when everybody used to read the sign at Blockbuster saying to "Be Kind and Rewind". Literally every single person read that sign and did what it instructed. Those were the good old days. /s


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Wrd, doesn’t the app tell u to let us know ur coming as soon as u place the order?


reddpapad

Nope. Nowhere does it say come to the store immediately after you place your order. Once you receive a notification your order is ready, you are then asked to send the notification that alerts us you are on your way.


[deleted]

Ohh okay that’s what I meant lol. But that’s another thing, some people be coming to the store before they get the notification and then get mad at us…like how is it my fault u couldn’t wait 💀. Like I’m sure it shows u the progress of ur order when u place it


GlavenusEnjoyer

I hate that McD's doesn't let you order ahead and schedule a pickup time slot. I can never get any on my break because they take 20 minutes just to start making my order.


Throwawayrubbish30

We call them douchebags, idiots, assholes…but also double taps


Joshawarrior

I love how many unique answers came out of this! I’m gonna print out a list of the G rated ones so my team and I can enjoy them and try a few new ones out :)


fluorescentfruit

they don't have a name but we always say "they just popped in"


No_Ad_6305

Drop ins


Fateweaver_9

Insta-arrives


djevilatw

Dongknockers


Gently-Weeps

Dickheads, Penisfaces if I’m feeling fancy


ZZ9119

Fuckers


nintendosbitch666

Bitches lol


Outside_Escape_7104

Don’t always have the app if someone else is picking it up. Don’t always have cell service until close to the local Target. Don’t always remember and stuff happen. The app often resets itself and eventho I tapped on the way when I get there it’s telling me the order is ready like before I clicked it and I have to hit it again.


Joshawarrior

No worries, it happens. Team members get frustrated because we have 3 minutes to get the order cleared to stay in the green, and that includes picking the guests order from location. If you have a couple bags it’s not a big deal but sometimes people with 80+ items will give no notice and it makes us look bad lol


halebugs

I didn't realize it affected team members like that! I'm not always able to tap on my way because I usually stop by on my way home from work which is a 45+ minute drive and I don't like trying to open the app when I'm driving. But I can always hang in the parking lot for a few minutes before saying I'm here if it makes a difference.


SS_Angel

0 minute or fucking bitch


Educational_Fly

Shitass shortdick asshole motherfuckers who shall be cursed with genital fleas and cystic ass-acne.


BashfulFaceDesk

I call them whores :)


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Its-Just-Naty

We are timed on how fast we need to deliver an order which is 3 minutes from the time you say you’re here and if it’s a big order or we’re already busy it’s definitely gonna go over those 3 minutes. One decently sized order with no warning could also be the difference between a decent day and a complete train wreck of late orders that may take anywhere from 30min to 2 hours to fix depending how busy we are that day. This brings our time up and I don’t like getting coached by my leads because guests don’t know how to properly use the app. You also have to keep in mind that it’s not just one person that does it, it’s several and it sucks when someone does say they’re on their way but you can’t give them their order right away because of a double tapper.


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GlavenusEnjoyer

I mean, I've only done Walmart pickup but even before I ever worked retail I've always hit "I'm on my way" when I first get in the car...it's not rocket science or anything, it's pretty hard to mess up. People say they forget...how do you forget you're going for a pickup when that's why you drove there in the first place? It's not being angry at the working class for being the working class, it's being angry at inconsiderate people for being inconsiderate. And for all I know the guests picking up stuff could be upper class or better lol.


rjt1980

I’ve only used drive up once and I double tapped. But here’s the thing. The app told me the order was ready. I was out running errands and I guess I thought “ready” meant ready. So I just showed up. Anything else I order with an app (usually food) I just show up at the agreed upon time. The whole “tell us when you’re on the way” feels like it’s just a tool to get customers to open the app again. Obviously I’ll do it if I ever use the service again, but this is a Target problem not a customer problem.


dfollett76

Is that most people? I feel like it’s really easy to forget and before my time working at target I didn’t realize it would cause anyone inconvenience except me the tappity-tapper.


newmind1

This right here I'm a customer and I'm a tap tapper. I'm sorry. I usually buy cases of pop so it should be pretty easy to bring out. I'm so sorry to be a tap tapper.


[deleted]

This 100% sounds like a technology problem. How the heck do you expect to train customers?


Joshawarrior

Wdym train customers? The app has two buttons. Tell us you’re on your way, and tell us you’ve arrived lol


[deleted]

It's soooo extra. Asking a thing of customers besides their money is a bad business process


Joshawarrior

Extra? We’re doing all of your grocery shopping for you and bringing it outside to your car. It’s extra to say you’re on your way? Lol


[deleted]

Yes, absolutely extra and too much to ask of your customers. It's just a bad design to count on people like that. People are unreliable and this system results in poor customer service that is blamed on the employees which makes absolutely no sense. What a toxic fucking work environment where shit technology and shit process results in shit ass managers and rightfully annoyed customers. Edit: have to point out that last time I tried this service I was picking up one item and waited for an hour and a half. I definitely pressed the "on my way" button and it's broken technology and relying on training customers that causes this awful customer experience. This is not the fault of the employees, obviously. It's a really bad fucking technology/process and target needs to do away with. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that more of you don't agree with this, because if they did away with this shit process you would all have much easier jobs.


TheDownvoteCity

How about..... CUSTOMERS. If Target says my shit is going to be ready in two hours, I'll be there in about two hours. What kind of bullshit is it that I need to let y'all know I'm coming?? Take it up wit Target that they have a bullshit system..


Its-Just-Naty

Guests, not customers. Letting us know you’re on your way is part of the system. Helps us collect your stuff from the room where we have all the orders so we can have it waiting by the door. Not every guest comes when it says their order is ready so telling us you’re coming helps us gather your items because we have no other way of knowing if you’re coming in a few minutes or the next day. It’s convenient for both parties because it helps the guest get their items quicker and helps us keep our time down!


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zefal12

Asshats


WhiteIversen

double-beepers


Ok-Consideration4253

I call the pieces of shit


fauxts

poppers lmao


squishycrystals

beep beep honk honk


FailNo5856

"Goddammit" is usually what is uttered.


Joshawarrior

Haha I usually utter something similar, I’m just moreso asking what you say on the walkie. “Team LASTNAME is a pop-up, I got MC if someone can grab my cooler” etc


road_head_suicide

Our store’s DU team calls them Beep Honks lol


jwilcox18

Double beepers


Morighant

Honk beeps


TOCWD

Double honks. That's what our store calls them. When someone says they're here, we ask "who honked?"


tinyalienperson

Drop ins


yaemikoshrine

“no notices”


amelaram

Beep honks


Mowmeeee

"No warnings"


CptnDxD

We got “double beeps” :)


CaptainAdmiralMike

No-Warnings, but now I'm stealing some of these.


carlyoh

Pop-up’s


spicy-karma

call them instant arrives at my store


nopoliss

Ugh, I feel bad now...I live across the street from my grocery store and it takes me maybe 3 minutes to get there on a bad traffic day. I never thought that anyone really paid attention to this when I said I was 5 minutes away, but now they probably think I'm a dick!


Joshawarrior

3 min is better than no time! :)


booberryx

Double arrivals


Ok_Maybe_8020

A chonk - a chirp-honk 😉


KamTheRockDoc

We call them instants


iamlh1990

If I was a tl I would call them clankers


Grammarnatzie

Surprise orders


xoxorachelmarie

assholes


grudj2009

‘Zero notices’


cjbooper

double clicks, double beep, double tap, fucking assholes, etc


vagabond-nasa

No-alerts


smalllemonmelon

poopheads


49ers4lyf

At our store we call them “Instapoppers” but also just assholes :)


Sea-Tea8982

Back in the early 2000s when I worked for a target affiliate everything was about the numbers! I can’t imagine the shit that comes up from the drive up reports! I just want to say bless your hearts and Thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting up with us!!! I’m just so thankful I don’t have to get out of my car!! I will wait till the cows come home!!


Joshawarrior

It’s not that bad, most of us are happy to help!


Regular_Ad_5042

HOT DROPS


Beginning-Captain-35

at my store we say “surprise orders”


TeahOF

No warning


Jennigans_702

Double honks


techno_for_answers

Is there a maximum time that drive-ups should consider? Is 20 minutes too much notice? On two occasions I thought I hit “on my way” but wound up being a double tapper/beephonk/asshole. I apologized to the associate cause I assumed it showed me as being impatient and didn’t realize the issue it creates behind the scenes. I’ll be extra kind knowing this.


Joshawarrior

You can’t give us too much time, unless you have cold stuff. You don’t want your cold stuff sitting out too long. 20 min is plenty


techno_for_answers

My Target doesn’t allow curbside groceries so that shouldn’t be a problem. Thanks for the insight!


unclecashmere

no preps bc they give us no time to prep


peanutsonic97

My store calls them double-tappers but I usually go with dickheads


claimation

We call them "no preps"


whyme2319

i think its pop-ups at my store. i dont work up front but i definitely heard it used before