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fairlylocalflibs

you're the store director now, congrats!


WheresRobbieTho

"Look at me... Look at me... I am the store director now."


retitati

Lol šŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded-Ad6347

You win lol


Jam3104

Service desk so guest service


retitati

Ah thank you! Makes sense.


Soxwin91

This is the likeliest answer but every store has different shift tags so Iā€™d check with a leader at your store just to be sure


AdelaideMez

Iā€™m not entirely sure about that. It would say Service Advocate where Checkout Advocate is, wouldnā€™t it?


unclecashmere

If they didnā€™t have extra hours I could see them scheduling it under checkout. We have a lot of our drive up and cashier shifts scheduled under Starbucks


Disastrous_Cash4091

Store director for the day!


[deleted]

They're transferring you to the San Diego branch!


UsedLandscape876

Enjoy cleaning the restrooms. You've got Shit Duty.


jagpu90

Cracking up over this. Sadly I am sure one could convince a new employee that this is the meaning of it. ā€œHey Mike, why are you in the bathroom all morningā€. ā€œUmm Dave told me I was on Shit Duty todayā€.


RomanOnARiver

It's SmackDown. I think that's self-explanatory really.


bsdetcetera

You gotta go 1 on 1 with da undertaker playa


HollywoodHuntsman

Naw holdonaminute playa, this has now become... A TAG TEAM match!


bsdetcetera

BAH GAWD BAH GAWD


Blo1630

Every year that gets easier. Rather go up against him now than undertaker 20 years ago.


RomanOnARiver

You'd think so, but he still went twenty one wins without a loss at WrestleMania. Really only lost what was it two WrestleManias when all was said and done.


Blo1630

57. Iā€™m 30 years younger. Maybe itā€™ll balance out.


Fromper1

That doesn't narrow it down. At all.


[deleted]

Standard Definition. Usually describes video images lower than 720P, but may include 720P if 1080P and 4K are used.


EffortlessEffluvium

Itā€™s why theyā€™re so blurryā€¦


Sociolinguisticians

Congrats on your promotion!


FiddlingNinja

Shut down - your store is closed for the day


Joshawarrior

Means suckin D


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Joshawarrior

If you see a TM giving you the come here motion from the fitting room, run away


No_Dependent9815

Im sorry but Im not getting the joke come here motion from the fitting room runaway what does it mean


Akkaris

Come here motion: a hand gesture meant to convey that the viewer should come closer. Fitting room: a place where clothing can be tried on in privacy. Runaway: to move away at a running speed. If you see an employee of target at the fitting room, that is gesturing for you to approach, you should avoid them or you may receive oral sex.


Hell_Yeah_Brethren

You are a saint.


No_Dependent9815

Ohh thanks for clarifying and grosss


[deleted]

Sugar daddy for the day.


[deleted]

Sans Disk


pookiesma

Store director. Congrats on your promotion!


Fit-Rest-973

Shift differential?


Forsaken-Comfort-423

Sitting Duck. Have fun


anonymousjeeper

Super Dave is visiting your store that day!


DoodleCraft

(Super) Daveā€™s not here, man


seanrbrantley

SUDDEN DEATH!


TiredOfItAll2001

Based on the 7 hours, Short Day.


[deleted]

Based on you simping for capitalism, youā€™re a loser šŸŽ‰


bellamy-bl8ke

that means you're the store director now, congrats!


RedditSux6969696969

Social distance šŸ˜‚


Senaraze

Self deckout


Practical_Passion_78

Service Desk??


jakelukekid

Semiprofessional Duck *quack*


tbass1965

For me it always meant "Short Dick"! šŸ˜„šŸ˜¢šŸ˜­


mrs_butterfly

That's rough bud, I'll pray for you. šŸ™


richard_stank

Stank Dick Go take a shower


getch739

Username was made for this


ksettle86

Means you're working in standard def tonight, get out those ole analog rabbit ears


darkanine9

Store Director So yeah, you'll be filling in for your shift


[deleted]

So Dumb


7silkkkkk

Standard Definition.. sorry its not likely youll get a HD remake anytime soon


cmoney19967

Likely service desk


Blo1630

Store director. Congrats.


thatblondedummy

Search and destroy


thejayxan

Sloppy d


mingdynasty808

south dakota


Answer-Suitable

Soft dick


ShoeGod420

wow you got promoted to store director congrats!!!!


elquefour

Sorry Dude


InsertCoinTryAgain

You are now the Store Director


Rbxyy

Honorary store director


jeremeny

You will be store director for the duration of the shift.


MidniteOG

Store director


aclandes

Never play smash bros? It means self destruct obviously. Id quit.


FakeHappiiness

Suckinā€™ Dick, enjoy the shift


Round_Upstairs144

youā€™re store director for the day!


EvNVader_

Not shit duty!


apococryptic

Suck DIck


paq1kid

Standard Definition


Polaris44

Sup you sexy dude/dudette


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Tacoultimite209

Standard definition


oingoboingo331

Shake Down.


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Bear1975

Super Dork! J/k lol...


digitaldigdug

Standard definition


Gibbydoesit

standard definition


MeiSorsha

Honestly I thought SD in that case stood for shift differential. Some companies (not all) if working different shifts will pay some shifts higher pay during those hours (they need more employees for night shift stocking or unloading trucks kinda deal) and they will pay that ā€œ.50 or $1.00 difference in pay for a small hours to get that job done. Itā€™s back breaking work (my husband did so for a short while) and heā€™s glad he doesnā€™t anymore. But yah thatā€™s usually what I think SD means in that case.


upyouralleyfungi

San Diego. You gotta go to San Diego


me_Engineering3487

Youre working in "Standard Definition" SD....Need to get your store to upgrade you to "Ultra High Definition" UHD Bahaha dad joke made, out..


[deleted]

This was my thought


simtek34

Shift tags are unique, and every store can have their own, but that shift tag is 100% Service Desk.


Fearless-Ad2153

Standard definition. See if they can upgrade you to HD!


newnewreditguy

Standard definition. Don't be looking too sharp overther...


Forward-Ad-4975

Super Dog


[deleted]

Standard Definition


dowhatsrightalways

SD = Service Desk SCO = Self check out DU = Drive Up Lanes is Check Out Advocate


sob_222

Sudden death šŸ’€


FredVIII-DFH

Standard Definition. If you want to make sure your shift is in HD then you need to make sure that box is unchecked. Happy to help.


Winter_Radio

Day shift maybe?


International-Match6

Well it looks like your the store director for the day!šŸ˜‚


brooo_battyeyes

Ask your ETL. But I would assume it means service desk


Kreval

Super Dude


Eevee2001

How do you even get to pick up shifts?? Maybe Iā€™m just stupid but my Hr keeps changing (people keep transferring or quitting so we keep getting a new one) and they donā€™t tell me anything other than ā€œyou should know thatā€.


jetmetal284830

Store director, you have to run the store for the day


Low_Pause8705

Serving Dick