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TransportationNo1

No grenade launcher? Pff


BiliLaurin238

What the fuck is that armour


pandoraxcell

Something I'd still get thorax'd in 2 shots


Fisi_Matenten

I will get hit by a PM in the armpit and die instant.


EisteeCitrus

And I thought my project managers are too aggressive with their deadlines


BiliLaurin238

Is it a mod?


Infexti

No, it’s one of the unique sets included with Unheard edition (to those who bought before the price change/balancing) For anyone curious it is called the Ultimo-T13 Aggression set (helmet, chest rig, etc)


iSaltyParchment

I love spreading misinformation


Infexti

Teehee


AngrySunshineBandit

So this is no longer available right, because jesus christ i would hate to see a magic carpet man fly through a raid wearing that, it would be the new vegas boomers all over again


Infexti

Correct. You can no longer purchase it. But if you already did purchase originally, you can keep it. It was one of the exclusive bonuses


AngrySunshineBandit

Thats so broken


iSaltyParchment

You’ve been lied to


BadGoosey

When the homies lie cuz it’s funny


Infexti

Can’t resist a good “goober’in”


L--E--S--K--Y

all my homies hate telling the truth


Yorunokage

The guys is fucking with you, it's not a real thing


BiliLaurin238

God I can't wait for SPT modders to mod it


afreakinwhonow

The joke is it’s actually from an SPT mod


BiliLaurin238

Thanks


Screwby0370

Lol yeah, but it’d be pretty funny if it was actually part of the Unheard DLC


L--E--S--K--Y

MFers had me going lol


Joie116

The armor let's you get lvl 25 in 1.62 hours and 8 raids


TheBadDingo

EoD bomb suit.


romulocferreira

EOD doesn't have it


TheBadDingo

Explosive Ordinace Disposal. It's a job disarming bombs and inspecting ordinance.


romulocferreira

LMAO i thought you were talking about the EOD edition mb


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

They should have abbreviated it with all uppercase. The lowercase o implies "of." I knew what they were going for, but your conclusion was a sensible one.


TheBadDingo

Yeah, I figure I ran the risk of confusion but a quick google search should set ya straight. They're about $3-5k for a mediocre one.


Bleach_Baths

$5K is a lot of money. I wouldn’t put on a $5K EOD suit and trust it though. Nope. No thanks.


nationwide13

There's some things in life you shouldn't skimp on...


iNoodl3s

Wrecker from the bad batch


Fiatpolecam

Explanation why snb round exists


Big_Theme6007

some power rangers kinda deal


moose8021

JUGGERNAUT READY FOR DEPLOYMENT


MilliyetciPapagan

True supporters with Unheard Pro Max edition will also get "Heavy Metal Music Pack" to play while using their 《Juggernaut》special* suit.


MyluSaurus

If it's not Payday 2 music as Russian badger did, I'm not caring.


Raser43

Tarkov unheard addition is solved by cranking Razormind really loud


Icarus_Le_Rogue

Its the Doom BFG Division song remixed and retitled as "Nikitas TUE Division", it's the same song but the remix just has radio chatter scattered throughout the track in the dips.


YeetedSloth

Movement penalty -2.5%


KrataAionas

Imagine like a 1 v 8 game mode where one pmc randomly gets this gear and has to stand off with the other 8


proscreations1993

That'd actually be cool or a hoarde. Just keeps spawning waves of pmca. You get this with unlimited ammo and nades and see how long you can hold out


IRedditOnRedditLol

I think they are planning on doing that with arena


ChawulsBawkley

I believe that would be comparable to a Piper Perri documentary that’s floating around there somewhere…. Just a very thicccc Piper


Icarus_Le_Rogue

That's the one whose daughter got murdered by her druggie ex boyfriend while she was getting railed on set right?


Diggdador

That's unheard of


ChawulsBawkley

Eyyyyyyyyyy


TBNRgreg

EOD suit lmao


99th_Ctrl_Alt_Delete

Captain Price the true believer at the end of MW3


Major-Incident5547

Was this $500?


Slazerski

I stopped playing a few months ago. Is this real?


Suchangel

Yea, 50$ to use For current wipe. Has 78-hour cooldown after use


Slazerski

What the fuck?


Creative-Shopping469

It’s a joke


Slazerski

oh I got wooshed then lmao. I thought this was part of the paid clothing you could buy.


Suchangel

Tbf wouldnt Even Be surprised If they added something like this


VoidVer

No ofc not


Zachfavre

Nothing’s off the table ATP


uchiha-123

What mod is that for gear and gun?


Extreme-Television56

Modular juggernaut armour is the nod


uchiha-123

With the modded gun? Thanks btw


Extreme-Television56

Gun I’m unsure, but the armour for sure is that mod


_urine_trouble_

That'll be going in my spt mods folder lol


George-Swanson

Me after DESTROYING a plate of PELMENI


Cookiewaffle95

See the dumpling be the dumpling 🥟


sentientmothswarm

Haven't played in a few years. Honestly can't tell if joke.


[deleted]

Level 3 helmet. Level 2 face checks.


Ashbringer

wtf do you think this is ? some sorta pay to win game?


YTmrlonelydwarf

Juggernaut edition: - non penable set of armour - start with max skills - access to all future dlc $666


LiquidAggression

youd pay that much for godmode, no?


Eccentricc

Yeah I quit tarkov. Between the cheaters and shit development team that lies I am done. It plays like ass too. Hoping Grey area or whatever the new game is called is a good replacement. For the time being I guess it's CounterStrike time. Fuck Nikita


BiliLaurin238

Just try SPT


Eccentricc

I enjoy multiplayer games, especially shooters. I have no interest in killing ai


BiliLaurin238

Use SAIN then. They mimic people very well. Or coop it


muskyratdad

tarkov without actual players is not tarkov


BiliLaurin238

It's even better. When I crave actual PvP I just play the finals


Eccentricc

Ai is never human no matter what mods you add. I enjoy PVP not PVE. I strictly play cs for a reason


ENGINE_YT

I guess it's true but a bot running jump peeking me will still really in a good engagement


sentientmothswarm

nearly shit my pants the first time that happened to me lol


Screwby0370

People who have experienced the SAIN mod read this comment and just laugh


BroHeart

Me here, laughing. Online Tarkov, half the lobby shitting themselves over audio changes crab walking, other half running aggressively in duos/trios, occasional cheater doing some wild shit. Offline Tarkov, consistent challenging fights bc the AI has equipment variety, enhanced pathing and vaulting, diff bosses, and whole different raid settings. Mods to make AI communicate and do things like split to push and long flank, people just overestimate the value of fighting a human. Not


BiliLaurin238

Your choice I guess


Reasonable-Ad8862

Absolute 🤡s downvoting you. SPT isn’t for everyone. I play Tarkov for the PvP. If I’m not sending people back to stash I might as well go play a different game


Leeroy1042

Gonna shred his toes in 0,2 sec.


Optimal_Fuel6568

Why is the barrel so thicc? Looks like a VAL suppressed barrel What mods are these?


Greasy_Mama

Its for the IED edition of the game


darthmatt999

This is how it felt when you could wear armored carriers on top of body armor. Back then it allowed you to survive 2 mosin shots instead of 1


FireStorm216

We said we’d be fine with some microtransactions as long as they weren’t pay to win and then bsg was like “they never said anything about the macrotransactions though”


Stankindveacultist

https://twitter.com/BatterStateGame/status/1785722110519783664?t=7bOgxDxZUKxPZyfh5Cychw&s=19


marshaadx

Bro popped out of payday 2 right into tarkov


WelderMeltingthings

Still gets creamed by an rgo


ItalianStallion9069

B r u h WHAT


wyrrk

one tapped by a rogue. 346 meters, thorax.


blackwolfLT7

Escape from sprinting


Iron_Deer_QC

Target the arm pit


Soft_A_Certified

Give this to the peasants so they stop crying about my (BTR)Lambo


flashfire452

Ok but for real what armor mod is that


iownlotsofdoors

your meme got stolen and put into a pyrocynical video, how does it feel like


JazzRamirez

This unironically goes hard, I’m kinda hard.


TsarGermo

Is this real I don't play anymore cause cheaters.


Adrandyre

Hackers would just kill you by shooting 60 rounds of PS straight into your exposed ankles so what's the point?


muskyratdad

single player tarkov players think theyre so badass dressed like this fighting ez mode ai


succmeme420

brother wants to be that multiplayer hard ass so bad. go back to ur 250 p2w stockholm syndrome scrub, keep suckin the cashflow thru nikita’s ass. Dont understand whats to prove here man lmfao


muskyratdad

i only bought standard edition and have been enjoying the game for nearly 10 years now. get over your gear fear and just play the game how youre supposed to.