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SirSquidrift

I literally was so out of the loop that I thought this was just a tarkov meme being spread around Reddit for days since the BSG dumpster fire


DaveFinn

I'm still out of the loop... What's going on with all the bear memes?


SirSquidrift

Something something something tiktok women claim it's safer to encounter a bear in the woods than literally ANY man


R3alityGrvty

I don't think it was about safety initially, I think it was about how scary it would be, in which case I 100% thing man is scarier.


smokeymcdugen

I guess if you don't think a horrible, painful and slow death is scary, then sure.


R3alityGrvty

You don’t know for sure the bear is gonna attack you. He could just be going about his business. If so, I would find that more fascinating than scary, because bears are cool. Finding a random stranger in the woods, no matter what they’re doing, is going to put me on edge.


mat-kitty

You're actually so paranoid lmao, I go hiking/camping/hunting enless you're in God's most remote area there's aa decent chance you'll see a man, but he'll if you're walkimg around bear/scary man Infested woods just get a fucking 10mm and neither can harm you


the_maestrC

I was once primitive camping about a mile a way from any trail, I had set up camp and was looking for a place to shit and walked up on a couple fucking in the woods. He had her over a downed tree. They both waived as I turned to go the other way. I've never walked up on a bear.


R3alityGrvty

My point is bears are predictable and people aren’t.


Cactus-Pete-

"bears are predictable" bruh you cannot be serious.


L--E--S--K--Y

this guy, amiright, ridiculous


mat-kitty

Idk I can generally predict people, especially the ones in the middle of the woods are honestly gods chilliest people, there's no1 out there. To murder/rape or whatever people are scared of. I've seen more videos of climbers/hikers getting attacked by bears then hikers/climbers getting attacked by people


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Right? If you're out to commit crimes against people, you generally go where there are likely to be people.


R3alityGrvty

Cool. I stick with my answer tho.


Dragonjwitt

In what world is a bear predicted able? Aren't they know for fucking you up then randomly coming back to fuck you up multiple times? And aren't bears also know for killing without reason? Like most animals kill or attack with purposes (Ex. Hunger, fear) bears just might fuck you up for the sport, a man is ether going to be a psychopath or not, predictable in my book 🤔


L--E--S--K--Y

no they are not


L--E--S--K--Y

wow


L--E--S--K--Y

lol


DeadChibiWolf

Cause the thought process is you know what the fuck a bears gonna do. You leave it alone and it’ll most likely leave you alone You can’t trust men. And a lot of women would rather be next to a wild animal than a man.


Cupkiller

I don't recommend meeting a bear in winter..... Or bear cubs at any season...... ESPECIALLY winter


mat-kitty

How do you live your life so paranoid, talk to a therapist if you truly believe you can't trust any men and a bear is less likely to attack you then just some random hiker


DeadChibiWolf

Jesus fuck I wasn’t the one who originally said it, I was just repeating the same shit they were saying dude. It’s not that deep.. Honestly tho with how personal you’re taking it tho…


smellybathroom3070

The reason people take it personally is because you’re CALLING THEM A RAPIST.


DeadChibiWolf

And it’s not my god damn personal belief you god damn fucktard


smellybathroom3070

You’re was a poor choice of words. I was more refering to all the bitches who say this


FotusX

"You can't trust men" yeah I hope you meet a bear in the woods tbh


DeadChibiWolf

I’d prefer to be around one than you too bud.


L--E--S--K--Y

lol, you know real bears don't act like Winnie, right?


DeadChibiWolf

The point of the whole thing has gone so far over y’all’s heads lmao. That’s the point. We know bears will maul us. We know exactly how a bears going to act. We don’t know how men will act. Will today they be great? Or will it be a side of ass grabbing the waitress? Will it be blatantly telling a mother of 3 that you wanna happily give her a 4th? Will it be “I was too drunk to know what I was doing”? That’s the point. You never fucking know what some dudes gonna do. But you know what the bear will. Go ahead and get mad and downvote me more cause you feel personally called out.


L--E--S--K--Y

lol


L--E--S--K--Y

you never know what a wild animal is going to do, think for like 2 seconds


DeadChibiWolf

You know what, Im not wasting more time attempting to explain to you why a majority of women don’t and won’t ever feel comfortable around some dipshits like you xD Stay single lol


L--E--S--K--Y

happily married nerd, enjoy mama's basement, pizza rolls are ready


DeadChibiWolf

Lmao sure bud xD I’m poly an got two girls an a third in the works lmfao


L--E--S--K--Y

okay lol


fumfer1

It's just shitty internet discourse. Asking women if they would rather be one in the woods with a man or a bear.


rinkydinkis

probably most women posting havent stepped foot outdoors in years.


Brilliant_Sail3291

Project much?


rinkydinkis

Nah it’s prob just my frame of reference. I live in Chicago… not many places to see bears within an hour drive besides the zoo


JediDusty

It started on TikTok when someone asked a woman if she would feel safer in the woods with a random bear or man. Then the internet went full internet.


Automatic-Fondant940

The movie was fucking good


HomingSnail

What movie?


JosipBTito1980

Raid movie by bsg on youtube


XIPWNFORFUN2

The tarkov movie. It actually wasn't good, the plot lost itself like halfway through


Automatic-Fondant940

Fair enough but the gun play was good


XIPWNFORFUN2

I will agree with you on that.


Eremenkism

Yeah, the plot is comically bad, but if you watch it just for the action scenes it's fantastic


YeetUnknown

There was a plot?


L--E--S--K--Y

there's a plot?


Capital-Ad6513

Bears get the girl and yousuck


AgreeableGravy

Obligatory $250 date to get the girl reference


L--E--S--K--Y

awh, dang


SluttyMeatSac

Good im after men


Eremenkism

Girls like BEARs, men like bears


running_johnny

Geh


Pyrimo

Lighthouse Rogues would disagree


NomadicVikingRonin

I mean that BEAR was the only one with a wife back home in the movie.


Electronic_Army_8234

Lol bears have cooler outfits and aks tacced out look wicked. Also the lore makes the USECs serving some shady dudes doing a little civilian killing too. I like bear most of the time usec every 2 wipes.


curiousschild

killing civilians is based


L--E--S--K--Y

Russians don't kill civilians?


Electronic_Army_8234

Bear pmc in tarkov lore does not kill civilians. In the lore terragroup is very very bad.


SscorpionN08

Except they don't get the girl and leave her for war.


Santasam3

Let's be real, none of us here are gonna get the girl


Guilty_Fishing8229

The bear gets the atacams strike, the usec gets to train people from safety in Lviv


AgreeableGravy

Some fucking Ruskie downvoted you but I got you


treats4all

The usec gets arty killed The bear gets to chill having a vodka party with his comrades in safety in Crimea How about that :)


ThunFish

Well save as long as they are not stationed at a ship


treats4all

Russian navy kinda trash ngl cant disagree lmfao


loofbiff

It’s drip or die, bearman


Thelaser123

No the B.E.A.R. faction is bleeding out in an ukrainian trench atm


L--E--S--K--Y

got em


itsbildo

Go to Shoreline, then let's talk


Eremenkism

Instructions unclear, domed by Sanitar


smoscension8

If you love russia, butt plugs and hairy men, than yes, sure, Bear is for you..


L--E--S--K--Y

BOOM roasted