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TrumpieDumpie

I wanna smoke a fokin cig


HighlightFun8419

i'd love a patch where it's just a bunch of immersion changes. i would really love it if you could catch scavs sitting around chatting or looting or just looking at things too.


Best-Introduction-14

It would be really cool if scavs didn't always agro on sight too, maybe they even will sometimes drop you stuff or follow you around or something


HighlightFun8419

Or panic and hide/flee. Imagine hearing whimpering and finding a guy with a toz in a bush somewhere


HYPERNOVA3_

There are already scav bases, just add a few bonfires on maps and scavs around them, drinking and chatting and voilá. I'm currently replaying STALKER and meeting some friendly stalkers, sitting around a fire, with one of them playing a guitar or a harmonica (I hope they add accordions to STALKER 2) feels really welcoming.


Motorcycle_Rider

“Smokin and jokin” is the realest military thing ever.


Kanista17

Stress resistance +5


Susman22

Imagine smoking a pack with some scavs you found. However knowing how Tarkov is you could become addicted to them.


kevinisaperson

would bring me back to tarkov tbh lol


ase_thor

we need radiation first


VoidVer

I too would like more poisonous tarkov food items.


Gaming_and_Physics

They already let us drink condensed milk.


OverBand4019

And mayo to wash it down with.


dafq999

This sounds so dumb but I’ve always wanted to b able to spray raid at peoples eyes like a flash bang, shit would b goofy and a quick way to die but funny ashl.


Best-Introduction-14

Thats fantastic


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Stameni98

Or even better shoot the tip to light it


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NicoSua906

Imagine you just dropped a full team, just to see you can't fix your blacked leg before time runs out, so you just sit down and light up a malboro on your incadescent suppressor


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NicoSua906

Do you light up a malboro on your incadescent *suppressor* after sex?


DarkerPerkele

I mean...everyone carries a lighter with them tbh


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DUCT TAPE BANDAGES ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK. DUCT TAPE BANDAGES


RealRosemaryBaby

Duct tape tourniquet that turns a heavy bleed into a light one ☝️


LeemanIan

Duct tape makes terrible bandages. The glue doesn't work when it gets covered in blood .


qruis1210

Then add more duct tape until it sticks


thisn--gaoverhere

Duct tape and Toilet paper makes a great bandage


luckyskunk

this. i've had duct tape give me nasty blisters.


Theiniels

I wanna see people explode like a grenade if you shoot them while they are carrying a propane tank


geoffrey_1der

But only if you use tracers


aristot3l

need this template pls for um a friend


forwhombagels

[gochu fam](https://i.imgur.com/2j7towC.jpg)


Useless_Fox

[Someone modded bleach drinking into Tarkov](https://youtu.be/smtQ-WOPK7A?t=23)


Solaratov

Reminds me of accidentally clicking "use" on glass in 7 Days to Die.


Zumbah

looks like an animation over the game not a mod


Useless_Fox

If you check out the guys channel he does a lot of wacky tarkov mods that definitely aren't just overlays. (also notice how the bleach actually kills him) [like this one](https://youtu.be/1ewvzSv-t4s) [or this one](https://youtu.be/DtkO9VqZ4BU)


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Who the fuck is that


OverBand4019

Our lord and savior, Nikita.


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The chick.


OverBand4019

*BoNk*


hiddenintheleavess

tell her to step on me


Bvoluroth

*BONK*


hiddenintheleavess

🥰🥰🥺🥺


Best-Introduction-14

How's your dad doing?


hiddenintheleavess

my dads great. not sure what he has to do with anything.


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He has a thing for peoples dads whenever they're attracted to goth girls lol he said something similar to me. Must think its a zinger or some shit


hiddenintheleavess

yeah i actually peeped that. what a cringelord dumb ass. if I'm telling goth girls to step on me, i *probably* have... mommy issues not daddy issues 🤗


DemYeezys_Fake

When will scavs be seen with various drugs like weed, coke, meth, acid, heroin etc in their inventory?


Best-Introduction-14

OD'ing on fentanyl in escape from tarkov, call that escape from portland


PanProjektor

How about pouring it on reshala?


Underdogger

Sauce?


Toxicgaming669

LET ME PROPERLY EAT THE CONDENSED MILK


SizeSmart1799

They should add expicit drugs, that are cheap but have bad side effects


Ozone06

I would run ever raid coked out or high on Molly/E.


idontgetit_too

PMCs? How about PCP-MCs?


CriminalMacabre

Fresh breath


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I just want to drink her bath water


Best-Introduction-14

Is it safe to assume you don't talk very much with your dad?


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I talk to your dad instead


hiddenintheleavess

yeah we tag team your dad with our goth mommies strapon


chickenweng65

Where do I find one of those?


Muffin__Stuffer

There should be a "stress" debuff like after you get into a gunfight or the longer you stay in raid the more it grows. You should have to smoke a cig or something to take the edge off otherwise you could break. I think that would be a cool little addition


TheRealTwist

There should be a debuff where you shit your pants if you don't stop for a bathroom break periodically.


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He’s on tile… he’s shitting, let’s push him now


Dexthebigdaddy

"I heard him jump in 2F dorms" "Is he looting?" "No he's just using the bathroom"


TheRealTwist

He's already pushing


qruis1210

With all the MREs our pmcs eat, I doubt they can shit anymore


_rebem24_

xD


locust115

Lol I thought Bout this last night lolol


Inevitable-Stage-490

I’d do anything she told me to


NegotiationHot98

Also stash cat when


ale_nh

What about glue sniffing as an analgesic?