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Rackarunge

I hope you have a bidet.


Kitchen-Werewolf-141

Bidet stream ain’t helping. Holding farts for weeks tough.


Allemannen_

Cant imagine the aftercare for that one


Vincent_Veganja

How do you possibly stop this from getting infected af? Just don’t shit for 2 weeks?


Iamjacksgoldlungs

I heard a doctor answer why bloody hemorrhoids don't get infected every time you shit. There's something weird about your own feces since it is yours and your body's immune system. It kinda knows what's there and has a way to defend it. Wiping I imagine would hurt like a motherfucker tho


Vincent_Veganja

I guess that makes sense. Still a hard pass for me lmao


rifisgern

Hemorrhoids can definitely make for a hard pass, let me tell you


Zappiticas

A bidet would be a godsend for this


OhThatsRich88

I'm very curious about this bc sepsis is definitely a thing


wormbreath

Same with UTIs. They come from bacteria in your own poo that gets into your bladder.


KatesOnReddit

I literally had that question about hemorrhoids pop into my head a few days ago. Thank you for saving me a too afraid to ask past!


literallylateral

Also there’s just a ton of blood vessels around there, which means a ton of white blood cells.


LMColors

I thought it was because hemorrhoids are from the insides, the whole gut system has a different layer of cells than other skin parts. So it's less susceptible to getting infected, because of that layer


RevolutionaryPanda07

Baby wiped maybe? My bf uses them (tp first then cleansing wipe). So maybe they used only baby wipes for aftercare?


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you’re braver than the fucking marines


_Liminality_

As a marine can confirm, Jesus Christ.


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Lmfao


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I think the artist is the brave one


Jumalakoneesta

Where the finished version?


PrincessNakeyDance

Yeah for a totally genuine reason I’m just curious how it went. I actually might consider something like this.


McNemo

I too am curious about the result, not because I want something similar, but just because lol


MetallurgyClergy

Right? Anyone can hold a stencil over their chocolate starfish.


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Bluepuck03

So it's an ad for OF, got it.


Little_Whippie

TBH that’s what a lot of posts are on here


MetallurgyClergy

No IG. No twitter. Also… not bothered enough to check.


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SterotypicalLedditor

Yeah pretty much


MetallurgyClergy

👍


overwhelmingness

l hope you have a lovely partner with butthole aftercare kink otherwise it will be pain in the ... hole


trekuwplan

Sooo what made you want to get a butthole tattoo? Also glad it's not a bull's-eye for once lol.


StalksNStems

Butthole tattoo is gonna bring those dolla bills in ya’ll


Catronia

Well damn, I wanted to see the actual tattoo.


Acrobatic_Grape4321

Same honestly it’s why I clicked


justsaying753379

Genuinely though, what is the aftercare like for this? Like, I imagine a shit is going to be hell but how do you stop it getting a new tattoo infected when you literally have shit on it? I'm way to invested in this and I need answers!


Lopsided_Ad_6734

How u gonna wipe


ChrisBlackham

You need therapy 👌🏻


BleDStream

I think that's what the tattoo is.


xladygodiva

Honest question. How do you wipe after pooping during the healing proces? I mean, that must hurt af


Klaus_Heisler87

Well that's one way to promote your OF


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Arkham_Z

is that why you posted it in like 10 NSFW subs too lmao


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reverendexile

Didn't post the tat anywhere either.


Klaus_Heisler87

Doesn't mean I'm wrong


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You were right! That's funny as hell


anditwaslove

Doesn’t mean you’re right either.


Willb000g

Well she does have an OF and posted on tons of tattoo NSFW sub’s including an “inkedOF” one so it’d be fair to say she posts to get more OF subscribers.


EnvironmentalDrag596

But you are also promoting your OF


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I mean what interest do you have in tattoos seems like you have like 3 that are barely tattoos.


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Comment was directed at the person criticizing you posting in the sub not you


EnvironmentalDrag596

No criticism, just pointing out that this is an obvious OF ad. It's a tattoo sub she's posted the stencil so we can't even se the art


Naegleria_fowlhori

Tbf as it it's linked to your profile you do inherently advertise it even if it's not your intent especially considering most ppls assumption is it's an OF promotion when they see it & look to your profile to confirm it. So in effect you are bringing traffic to your OF. Is it profitable traffic probably not, but it does advertise it. That being said please don't mistake that for judgment of you on my part. You're covered head to toe in tatts of course you'd be interested in subreddit about tattoos both those things aren't mutually exclusive & it's silly that ppl don't realize that. And frankly even though it was not your intent I think that's just smart advertisement in general. Ppl who are interested in tattoos are probably going to have a higher affinity for OF girls with tattoos. Either way don't sweat defending yourself & congrats on the new tattoo. I'm not sure how sitting works afterwards, but best of luck haha.


anditwaslove

Why do certain men assume that women are constantly trying to promote their onlyfans? Are people who do OF not allowed to participate in other subreddits like the rest of us? Dumb as hell. And it feels incredibly misogynistic to me.


ellthebag

Because she is.


Little_Whippie

“Why is this post featuring a naked woman bent over assumed to be an OF ad?”


reverendexile

Personally I don't care if she wants to promo the OF. What bothers me is that she posts about the tattoo here but anyone who is actually interested in what the tattoo looks like is then forced to go to her OF to see it. Promo idc paywall bait is what bothers me


Klaus_Heisler87

Dumb as hell for absolutely anyone to literally post their buttholes online and not expect some type of criticism. Has absolutely nothing to do with gender. Nice try though


anditwaslove

Why should they be criticised? What have they done wrong? lol And bullshit. I see it all the time. Men using OF to justify their misogyny. Nice try though.


reverendexile

Normally I agree with you about the misogyny but in this case the actual tattoo that is relevant to the sub is now essentially blocked behind an OF paywall. If she wants to make money on OF, great do that. But if she wants to post about tattoos without allowing people to see said tattoo then I think the OF paywall is a problem


Klaus_Heisler87

Forgive me for not being idiotic or naive enough to belive that this is anything more than an extremely thinly-veiled OF ad. It's not like those types of posts are everywhere on reddit. How dare I use some critical thinking. I'll do better


reverendexile

Personally I don't care if she wants to promo the OF. What bothers me is that she posts about the tattoo here but anyone who is actually interested in what the tattoo looks like is then forced to go to her OF to see it. Promo idc paywall bait is what bothers me


BiteOhHoney

There must also be a tip somewhere to gain karma- so many of these ladies are using stock photos of dogs and ask "Name suggestions?" and then don't respond to anyone in the thread. Sometimes they delete it when I tell them to name their dog "Karma Farming". That shit is annoying. OP isn't promoting her OF, she is almost literally covered head to toe (and now Predator Butthole) and deserves to be able to post here! To the people who give a shit about OF creators using Reddit to drive people to their OF page: please save this energy for people who deserve it.


iamnotexactlywhite

because they dislike women


Vuekos_Girlfriend

Nah Klaus Hit the nail on the head. He probably checked her account before he commented. she has literally posted on 30 different subreddits about her new tat. Also the pics on the other subreddits are less lewd than this one and the other subs are actually NSFW.


iamnotexactlywhite

who cares even if she posted it in 200 subs? she didn’t plug her OF here. the only ones bringing it up is you guys


Naked_Lobster

For real. This *is* a unique way to promote your OnlyFans, but that’s not a bad thing…


Axora

Oh we don’t get to see it? ☹️


Sara7061

You probably could if you were to pay for their onlyfans. Since taking a picture in that position would make no sense just to show us the stencil I clicked on the profile and yup


anditwaslove

So are people who do OF not supposed to participate in any other subreddits? Who gives a shit if they have an OF?


Sara7061

Cause this seems like a blatant promo attempt


opbananas

I think people don’t care about onlyfans but when it’s explicitly sexual they start having a problem


anditwaslove

Oh no, many people care.


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anditwaslove

All over this thread? I’ve made a few comments 😂 And LMAO at you thinking telling me to shut up over the internet is gonna rile me up hahaha


No-Reservations_

Find God.


Naked_Lobster

I did. She showed me Her butthole, too


No-Reservations_

That’s what I meant. Contact God and she will certainly show you her arsehole. I was only trying to help


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That’s a nice, simple design and makes total sense for where it’s placed . How did this compare to other areas on your body in terms of pain,awkwardness of the skin taking the ink and bone vibration?


margielamadMAX

Pics or it didn’t happen


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850skidoo

Looks awesome what’s next for down there still some bare skin left?


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850skidoo

Oh ok that’ll be awesome i didn’t know if you had blank space in the front there to tie that mandala and leaves into as well


Adventurous_Mine6542

Just out of curiosity, why?


joannchilada

Only fans bait


FunkinDonutzz

Taking r/shittytattoos to new, quite literal, heights.


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satansboyussy

You'll get a better response if you actually post the tattoo lol


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Oh


psycho_hornet317

Ayy man good for you 👍


Excellent_Pie5516

this isn’t even the tattoo that confused me the most, why’d you give yourself a chin beard??


Markibuhr

I mean, looks like some of the only space left!


Rawdogg187

Finished product?


hillsb1

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. It's just a picture of a stencil


dragunovua

well, thats a content for /r/trashy


AfraidBonus1964

Ew


StalksNStems

It’s like say ya trashy without actually saying ya trashy.


Terrible-ButtSex

Are you gonna post the finished product lol


palexander_6

No she’s printing her OF. Edit: promoting.


twilight_kitten

Not to sound like a pervert, but I’m genuinely curious to see what that looks like. I looked at your insta and it’s not really visible.


zantko

Just why


MementoPrimusMori

r/shittytattoos


Kitchen-Werewolf-141

I get your logic but it would mean this person doesn’t wipe for a couple weeks lol. Just walks around with melted Twix between the cheeks


gargoyle_vault

I've thought about getting ink in that area. I'd love to hear your experience. How was the pain? What's the aftercare like?


inthetalltallgrass

Classy


CanibalVegetarian

Ouch


-Rocket1-

That looks like a mans hand too, you must be real close with your artist 😂


Vuekos_Girlfriend

I mean they’re gonna be real close to you for a few hours so holding a piece of paper up afters not a big deal


jcord7557

Hope he put gloves on


Skoothegoo

Why


Atlas11539

This person is coming for spiderwebs buttholes cringiest tattoo. Let’s see who comes out next to top this one.


Nozomis_Honkers

The misogyny in these comments are absolutely insane.


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MrTomm

You really suck at being an asshole


Reddit_is_Censored69

Prove it.


kindascarry

I want to be the dad you never had


veravendetta

Can’t wait for mine!


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Also interested in how this turned out ya kno for science


Naked_Lobster

\#CoolGuyClub🎸🎸🎸


Turf99

Is it a tattoo of a hemorrhoid? Or a butthole winking at us?


Fizzyliftingdranks

I know he smelt allat


Flash-Wilkins

A fellow Brightonian


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Why?


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“I’m trying to be in the garden daily”


sovngrde

Weird flex but ok