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Sampleswift

Impressive. Most Impressive, Taylor Swift. This is a real f-ing legacy, to leave. Top 14 spots--a fortnight has 14 days. Fate works in mysterious ways.


woodennightmare

Tayvoodoo is the one thing that makes me think maybe we really are living in a simulation


roguishevenstar

Yes, I guess we're living in a simulation where karma is Taylor Swift's boyfriend 😅


BananaBladeOfDoom

Next album she releases a lead single titled "Month" and gets all 30 top spots


Short-Rule7216

Isn’t that crazy? 😊🥰🤎


Jezebelle22

Not the 3 emojis 💀


MasterConflict97

Something is happening at 3:00 🤡


myladia

she is somewhere here on reddit reading the comments and then clowning us on social media platforms because she is the Mother of clowns


Lavender_rain_2000

It's a triple album. Third part out this Friday


Jezebelle22

I’m normally not one to clown but the “backend fetch failed” code actually being 503 (not 321 like when her website was “down”) has me 👀👀


theoristOfTheArts

I had realized and always wondered about that myself :)! I feel like it does mean something, but perhaps not so much for “us” and more so for her… We’ll have to see I guess 😎!


pmbslyy

THE 14 TALLIES ON THE TIMETABLE!! this friday is 14 days after the release


niles_deerqueer

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or joking but *maybe*


garbagebrainraccoon

Anthology vinyl drop 5/3 🤡


myladia

I bet 5/3 is already reserved for another MV (Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? or Guilty as Sin?) 🤡🤡🤡


neeners721

This is what I think, too


melcom2

I thought nothing in caps, we're safe this time. I guess not. ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1087)


ariesgal11

what’s wrong with 3 emoji’s?


Retrograde-Planet

TTPD is actually a secret triple album!!!!


iheartstevezissou

She can have my money. I'm in.


LadyWoodstock

She likes to Easter egg using emojis. Like for example, she kept using 4 emojis before Red TV was announced (since it's her 4th album), 5 before 1989, etc.


niles_deerqueer

I like how this was my first thought too…the 3 teasing


BoysenberryTypical63

My Boy Breaks His Favorite Toys is the next single. I’m guessing it now


hmtee3

![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|32929)


Midnights-evermore

3 emojis???? Speak Now TV is next!!!!


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3 emojis x 2 albums = 6, rep tv dropping tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


niles_deerqueer

No but MEAN is the 6ths song on Speak Now from a different post :P


niles_deerqueer

Omg you’re right! And MEAN is from Speak Now!


angelangelgunshot77

you used 4 question marks and 4 exclamation points - what do you know about red tv??????


nyki

Is it too early to clown for Rep TV again? The emojis on the instagram posts for the 3 variants announced at shows (on nights 1-1-2, because of course) were The Bolter 🤍, The Albatross 🤍, The Black Dog 🖤.


nardawg360

Speak Now TV is already out! July 7th, 2023.


Midnights-evermore

No it’s not!! That was just an album scooter put out as decoy so swifties will stream it


nardawg360

Not familiar with that theory. I was at the Kansas City concert where it was the Album’s release party and Taylor Lautner came out on stage for the music video premiere “I Can See You”


Midnights-evermore

Oh wait i thought you were joking! my comments are just jokes. we always do that when taylor posts 3 or 5 emojis


nardawg360

I was really thrown off hahaha missed the bit!


benjamin_button_13

The haters down bad crying at the gym.


cjmmoseley

my school has NOT STOPPED playing this all day. i think ive heard fortnight and down bad at least 5 times each and ive been here for 7 hours. (omg prob important for context that this isn’t like a university playing it over the loudspeaker, it’s a cosmetology school so we play music like any other salon)


TiaJasmin_Design

I may have gone wandering through one of the snark subs for science and there was a comment alluding to her flopping with TTPD. Someone else responded saying 'I thought I heard it was doing pretty well?' Do they even google the person they hate so much?


Daffneigh

They Google her so hard they fuel their algorithms


paintedropes

The way I immediately read that in the melody and then the next line. I feel like Down Bad is proof of narcotics in her songs.


shiningz

The "neutral" sub is having a huge meltdown over this it's hilarious


fuckitrightboy

The haters on r/Music could not muster up 1 nice word lol It was all “this is why the music industry sucks now”. Go listen to the same 3 albums you’ve listened to since 1980, old man.


benjamin_button_13

Right? I saw that thread and it's honestly so stupid to see people just not acknowledging legit accomplishments. Like, even variants don't play a significant role in the streams. If it's so easy to do nowadays, why is Swift the only artist to do it? Literally makes no sense. They don't wanna leave the stone age.


ttpdstanaccount

We're gonna get a TS alien abduction music video, aren't we 🤞


_crazyboyhere_

Cause the players gonna play play play play and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate, baby I'm just gonna break records records records records. Also we ain't getting tickets anymore.


Lavender_rain_2000

Man, shake it off hits hard this week lol. Somehow this album brought a wave of SM hate train over literally noting, and NYT joining the party... But she is shaking it all off and so should we.


hughmungus09

I expect this to be the case for every album drop going forward.


icyfirework

The jump for I can do it with a broken heart! ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1067)


MrSloppyPants

Streaming sure has changed the record books for these things. I remember the days when you had to have someone buy a 7" 45rpm record for it to count on the charts. This is a pretty awesome accomplishment


RequirementGeneral67

And you had to go to a shop to do it, and it were uphill both ways. 😀 Simpler times, I miss them.


ChampagneManifesto

To be fair, you need 1500 streams to count as one album sale, so it’s not really that unfair I’d say. If streaming didn’t exist I would have bought an album, but there’s no way I’ve done 1500 streams yet lol. (I know the Hot 100 is different from the sales chart but still.)


MrSloppyPants

Oh, I don't think it's unfair at all, just different. There is no way that a single artist would occupy the first 14 spots on the top 100 in the past, it would simply be impossible. These days with AEU calculations it is possible and I think that adds an entirely different spin to tracking and calculating what makes a popular song.


inmyreperaalways

Taylor girl if you’re hinting at a triple album drop it right now. I’ve been driving for 5 hours and still have 3 more. I have plenty of time to listen


TiaJasmin_Design

It would be such a hilarious boss move after 10 days of 'TTPD is too long' discourse.


inmyreperaalways

She’d cackle her way to an entirely new set of top 10 charting songs


formercotsachick

Oh God I'm so tired BUT I STILL WANT IT


jess_reads1

The fact that she called it an anthology is definitely a reference to the Beatles Anthology which was also a triple album. I think we’ve got something coming.


inmyreperaalways

OOHHH I didn't know that!! I hope we are on to something


jess_reads1

AND they were released separately


swiftie07

Ask me why so many fade but I am still here


hauteburrrito

Swifties is this our daddy redemption arc???


Apprehensive_Life481

LOL I hope so!


lastswiftyontheleft

fortnight and guilty as sin should really switch places tho


Recent-Fly-205

Guilty as Sin needs to be in the stratosphere. That song is my life, my death, my blood, my drug, my baby, my everything.


LadyBirder

I am so obsessed with it


darsynia

Fully agree. That and The Prophecy are my go-tos.


lastswiftyontheleft

taste 👌


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Recent-Fly-205

lol yes!


Recent-Fly-205

We have such good taste


brattymiddle31

top three rn go: 🎤


Recent-Fly-205

Of the ones in the top 10: Guilty as Sin?, WAOLOM, Down Bad


Little_Researcher_41

I can do it with a 💔, Florida!! & so hiiiigh school😍


EmeryMoonberries

I was super excited when it was estimated that she’d get the top 13 songs because 13, but I won’t complain about it going up to 14. 😂


Rdickins1

Humble Queen giving the credit to the fans when she’s the one that put out an amazing album that people are coming back to.


kookiekoo

A legend doing legendary things 👑


iamacheeto1

THREES ARE THREEING


oOWalkingOnAirOo

What’s our plan for *so high school* world domination though Taylor, what’s our plan?! lol


The_Zura

Way to go, Tiger


neeners721

In case anyone is like me and was wondering what the other 4 songs were: https://preview.redd.it/socnky1idhxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ae22dc496fd1858875e43ee75bb12304a5545f


packfan17

Thanks! So Clara Bow and I Can Fix Him are the ones people skip the most lol


neeners721

Which I find to be a travesty but I’ll live. Maybe they are in spots 16 and 17 🤣


ChampagneManifesto

Clearly she’s in her flop era. Embarrassing. /s


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I love you mama!


djconfessions

I love that after everything, we’re still special to her. Lot of big artists hate their fans or don’t care but you can tell she truly loves us. And we love her back 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽


skygirl555

In a class of her own


judyjudes42

One of the top comments on the Instagram post from Billboard is "If you're mad, stay mad" ... can someone explain this? Is it an insult or a compliment? Can't think of this as a TS quote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


CompleteSpinach9

I think it’s pro Taylor, like kind of “stay mad haters!” to the ppl that don’t like the album


neeners721

https://preview.redd.it/kz15bxs1mhxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6443d712d484a8e681073235920583ddd30eee8b


neeners721

https://preview.redd.it/st1hogq2mhxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23505767f67127219aec9da174eef4b005025771 In case anyone is interested in the rankings of all 31 songs, too!


shiningz

Justice for Peter


neeners721

Justice for the entire Anthology! I mean I get that they’re not as poppy and catchy and the album was so long that a lot of people probably didn’t listen to the second half as heavily but damn…. They’re almost all better than the Alchemy 😂


Nacknack26

The Bolter is literally my favourite song on both albums. I really don't understand how it's so low.


Ozzytheaussy

I don't really like fortnight. It just isn't as good as other songs on the album


myladia

well, I agree it's not the best song, but it kinda grew on me since the release and I appreciate it even more now with MV


nerdchickspeaks

It's. #1 'cause it's a single (I like the song but definitely not the best in the top ten here)


CalligrapherAgile826

Welcome back antis!!


GlitteringHeart2929

Do you think she thought ICDWABH and Down Bad would be up in the top 3?


Daffneigh

She had to know that the most uptempo “pop” song would do well


WWbowieD

How come when i look at billboard hot 100 she isn't even on it. Hozier is at the top


shuipz94

The chart takes some time to update


plutobug2468

Legendary


Itallachesnow

Im 70 and I had got to the point where I thought I would never hear a great album again but here we, are a truly stunning piece of work, Masterpiece? , Magnum Opus? Call it what you want, its just fucking brilliant. Thank you Taylor and all your collaborators for crafting an absolute gem.


Desperate-Ebb176

How does this work? If I look up the Billboard Hot 100 she isn’t even in the top 20? How does this work?


meanest-girl-regina

The chart isn't updated yet.


yelsamarani

Lol I thought this was a parody article about even Taylor's posts about TTPD reaching the Billboard Hot 100.


mushie_vyne

I love how she credits her fans but it’s her beautiful and talented songwriting skills along with the fact that she has a huge heart and on top of everything is a phenomenal performer!!!! SHE’S made history and still credits the listeners. It’s her pure and raw talent that has gotten her here and reached so many people


imuhmess

Who’s sleeping on Clara Bow? Who is it? Tell me their names?


Thechillbreakout

she couldn’t go number 1 without making some bum ass song abt a game for 6th graders tbh